/b/ explains how this battle will end.

>>589258891

Just attack at night

>>589258986
/thread

>>589258986

>Oldest joke on the internet

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>>589259141
that's awkward, wrong thread lol?

>>589258891
the sun ain't black so we all good

>>589258891
I don't think the sun stand a chance against the best army in the world, 'Murican army

>>589258891

/b/ asking whether there's oil on the sun.

>>589258891
the sun heats just a little bit, wipes out the ozone and wipes out the troposphere, stratosphere and atmosphere.

We all die from xray radation before the earth is even engulfed in flames and obliterated.

>>589258891
Military wont be able to find the sun for over 10 years. Will accidentally blow up satun and neptune thinking they are strong holds. Will probably torture Venus for years. Then will justify it with lame reasons...

>>589258891
They will scream MURRICA throw wave after wave of troops at it then claim victory because 'murrica

>>589259241
Lurk moar fagget.

>>589259241
gtfo

>>589259579
Stick win everytime

>>589259594
Then an alien will be elected supreme leader of earth and will pull our troops out and call it a win.

>>589258891

The Sun would win but America would claim it wasn't a war and that they are undefeated.

>>589259941
That's a terrible end to my joke.
You should be ashamed of your self.

What is the sun made of?

>>589260230
Atleast you know how war works

>US military could just wait for the sun to supernova

>>589258891
hrm, but with enough warheads, could they nuke the sun?

>>589260892
Constant nuclear explosions fueled by fusion.

>>589258891
Well the US would destroy the Sun's military. Set up some bases, export its culture. But in about 30 years all Americans would be driving the Sun's cars, and kids would be watching cartoons from the Sun. Eventually the US would be in debt to the Sun.

>>589258891
>the year is 22billion and something
>sun is about to supanova
>this battle actually happens
>murica

>>589260892
pure Communism

>>589258891
the millitary invades and depletes the sun of its fuel source, after wards it installs a puppet goverment and lets the sun destroy itself

Well, the sun would, but it doesn't plan on attacking for another five billion or so years.

>>589261328

The sun is not massive enough to supernova. If it was it would have already happened as stars that massive tend to only last for hundreds of million years.

US Military works around the clock, pussy ass sun fucking sleeps half the day.

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stick win all time

The US has Marines
The sun does not

US wins

>>589262133
>posting a picture of a dowsing rod

Each Marines heart beats with the power of a thousand suns.

We outnumber it.

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America would embargo the sun and any american working with the sun or using the suns rays would be executed as a traitor. After years of this blockade americans will evolve to live underground away from the sun in fear of being unamerican if they even looked at the sun. Lack of vitamin D and a high McDonald's diet will leave the last americans looking like this.

>>589262138
winrar

>>589259057
This

>>589261328
This guy is right>>589261983
It will turn into a red giant and quite probably destroy us then.

>>589262278
This.

>>589262438
Lol

>>589259579
>Implying the "atmosphere" is the third layer of the atmosphere itself, and the mesosphere, termosphere and exosphere don't exist

First move: the USMC attempts to invade the sun
Second move: they burn to death

>>589258891
REPORTED TO FBI, CIA,RCMP,INTERPOL,AVENGERS,XMEN,
JUSTICE LEAGUE, THE LEAGUE OF EXTRORDINARY GENTLEMEN, THE WATCHMEN,THE FANTASTIC FOUR,THE SUPER FRIENDS, THE TEEN TITANS,SPAWN,GHOST RIDER, AND MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY.ALSO THE POWER RANGERS.

>>589260892
1000 degrees hot lava.