unstoppable YLYL thread

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>>589222675

this makes me hard

>>589222675

Why does my mouth water when I watch stuff like this? Like seriously.

I could watch that shit for hours.

>>589222928

Reminds me of Skagboys.

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>>589221464
Lost just by scrolling past the thread. fuck.

>>589222928
The fuck? A nurse giving a retard a handjob?

>>589222928
For those wondering, in some countries the government pays people to go jack off the disabled.

Source: I live in Japan, am diagnosed with depression and get a qt to give me a hj once per week as a result.

>>589222928

Fapped so hard when I first saw this. Love how she doesn't neglect the balls.

>>589222675
Can anyone explain to me what the fuck is going on here?

>>589225180

Fucking liberals..

how do i fake depression?

>>589225180
awesome. not the depression part, of course

>>589225180

Don't fuck with me, dude.

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Lol look at my oc from today

>>589225129

Goddamn that'd be fun,

>>589225392
Very bad case of ticks. But ive seen worse

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>>589225528

>>589225129
fuck me

>>589224801
holy shit this is gold

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>>589225528
>>589225572

>>589225180
Bull fucking another bull fucking shit. For real? Source? Like legitimate.gov.jp source.

>>589225157
>>589225468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HErf4OELzYk

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>>589224578
id kill that bitch

>>589225969

I'm seeking medical attention here, fuck.

>>589225567
no its not ticks its mango worms

>>589225749
isn't being edgy the whole point of /b/?

>>589224578
>the face in the last panel
lost here

>>589225572
cringed at your replies you fucking faggot

back to 9gag

>>589225969
I thought it was only for people who had like down syndrome or were crippled. You can get a nurse for depression?

>>589226243
nigger detected

>>589226327
Depression has physical manifestations

>>589225969
Japan is so superior.

>>589225969

>move to Japan
>brain self with a japanese brick
>become retorted as fug
>qt3.14 nurse jiggles my weiner d0g
>all was worthwhile

>>589226354
you're obviously 12

>>589223546

kek'd

>>589226568
I thought it was funny. Should I just kill myself

>>589225392
Botflys

>>589222675
I feel scarred

>>589226235
Fucking lost.

>>589226386
What happens physically to depressed people?
Curious here.

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>>589223849

>cultured vegies
>emu meatballs

evertime

>>589226854
apparently they get jacked off by a nurse

>>589225969
Wooowowowow wait so if you have medical problems, a qtncomes over and jerks you off?
Going to japawn might not be a bad idea after all
Still, the fucking weebs...

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>>589225969

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>>589226051

>>589226568
fuck off dork

>>589224578
Didnt read lol

>>589226854
have you ever been excited about doing something ? You become physically more capable of doing it.
well now imagine you never ever get that feel.

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>>589227228
instead of buying xmas gifts, nigger bitch steals shit from family to give instead. That's all

>>589225969

>10:12
>"wuh"
>subtitles: "I'm going to cum."

>>589225969

Someone should post this on /r9k/

>>589227230
Alright I think I understand, thanks.

>>589226911
I just realized cultured veggies are probably kimchi or sauerkraut.

>>589222675
he then eats them

>>589227520
Its tard moonrunes

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>>589227788

After watching the vice video I decided I would be to ashamed to accept those services. Not only am I disabled, but unable to even get a fucking hand job.

>>589227844

some fucking sjw feminist shit right there

>>589228097
Also that video was sad as shit. Damn you vice

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>>589228138
Do you even have any idea what you're saying?

>>589228260
>>589228260
yes

>>589228138
What? It's probably about letting a doctor stick a finger up ur butt

>>589227520
kek

>>589225392
search in youtube for Mango worms.

worst ylyl ever

>>589228420
Almost got me there, bro.

>>589226142
right you are. we dont get them here (afaik), looking into them further, you have opened my eyes. shit is fucked, poor dogs

>>589226235
SNAP BACK TO REALITY

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>>589225180

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>>589223994
Such a beautiful goddess, why is she whoring herself like this?

>>589226051
God damn it. I actually lold.

>>589228973
because you touch yourself at night

>>589228973
Because bitches aint shit

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>>589227844
ayyyyy lmao

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>>589229720

>>589223546
>Ben garrison

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>>589229847
>gif
not today, you sneaky pete

>>589229864
damn i really didn't wanna lose like this

>>589230102
nah its just some fag choosing an inefficient file type

>>589225180
How does it feel to know that you have a fake disease welfare queen?

>>589230201
>depression is fake

10/10

>>589225404
Just be fat and a loser

>>589229600
all girls start off ignorant, then man corrupts them.

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>>589225969
wat

>>589230390
good point

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>>589224838

Did you use to put butter and other topping on those crackers with holes in em, then squeeze two together so the little butter worms come out?

>>589226854

exhaustion, phantom aches and pains and anhedonia to varying degrees. I've had moderate to severe depression my entire adult life, sometimes I can muster up the willpower to take a shower and go for a walk in the park but most of the time I'm almost completely emotionally numb and thus see no point in doing anything because I wont get any enjoyment out of it no matter what it is. Guess I should move to Japan and get my corndog battered by a nurse.

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>>589227310

>Not sure if to thank mister skeltal or if the ride never ends :S

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>>589230501
are you a feminist?

>>589230390
Kek>>589230394

>>589221464
Lost!! laughing uncontrollably and made to sleep on the couch. Fuck

>>589227314
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a jew?

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>>589230979
lel

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The last post always gets me.

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>>589230944
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>>589230979
mfw ive killed the black dragon but not these

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>>589230944

>>589223849
This has never failed to get me. Fuck you.

>>589226386
Boo hoo, I'm sad,

>>589229489
Legit response

>>589226235
LOST!

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>>589227011
Boo hoo, I'm a beta, depression is a real medical condition, genetics.

>>589231385

GOD DAMNIT, I thought this was supposed to be funny because of the autism, and it was, but fucking Trip floored me. Fuckin' lost, fuck"

>>589227230
Shut the fuck up you pussy

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>>589221464

>>589226511
Kik!

>>589226511
idk why but i found your reply fucking hilarious thanks for the laugh

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>>589222675
holy fucking shit Jesus take me now

>>589230724
Lost

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>>589225180
Damn man living the dream

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>>589226511

had a lil kekky kek at that

>>589226854
In addition to what anons said, you can also become fat or skinny. You can have a lot of trouble sleeping, making you tired all the time, stuff like that.

this is ylyl and im dont even lose once
wtf

>>589232671
That made me laugh much more than I should had

>>589230735
I lost

>>589232934
>the furniture of law enforcement.
Fucks sake, of all the things to lose to. Bollocks

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>>589230102
filesize dude...filesize

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>>589227230
Well that's not exactly as limiting as having your limbs paralyzed or being retarded, but you know

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>>589232993
>Actually thinking you'll laugh in a YLYL thread

>>589231938
Fucking hell. Lost to this one.

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>>589224578
holy fuck what an idiot bitch, lost tho

>>589226051
>Stephen King

>>589233564
Fucking hell, this one kills me every single time.

>>589233564
I never noticed that he randomly gave the dude on the left in the third picture sideburns until now.

>>589231938
duck is CGI out the wazoo

>>589224801
I stole this laptop.jpg
fucking brilliant

>>589233210
filename doe

>>589225969
why did they hide her face they all look alike

>>589233564
>I'm simply not that pale

Fucking lost!

>>589226854
also immune deficiancy. i've been suffering from depressive & anxiety disorders since age 7 (i'm 22 now). been seeing a therapist for 2 yrs now, going much better, but had a few really bad days about a month ago. fell into depression again, having a flu since then, also probably will need to get my tonsils removed due to infections.

>>589234227
Does this actually happen?

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>>589234597
You would be surprised.

>>589222928

Is there any backstory on this shit?

>>589234574
>the hall of cost

>>589234738
I don't go clubbing, general just metal concerts.

>>589234166
>thinks shooping is CGI

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>>589230501

>>589234792
Pretty darn smart and up to the point for a trained monkey

>>589234227
>people actually get less than $10 an hour
I laughed harder at that.

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>>589234166

>CGI

girlslaughing.exe

>>589227230
Couldn't have said it better anon.

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>>589234839
I seriously don't give a shit abut you personal life.

>>589234679
you didn't miss anything.

>>589234920
Yeah I'm on $20 an hour at my job.
>>589235180
Calm down you fucking inconsiderate cunt.

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A wall of messages from some guy on my girlfriends Steam account.

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>>589234574
>>589234792
>>589234911

>>589235094
16 and pregnant!

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>>589235094

Because 2 person monopoly is a thing...

>>589234780

feels thread suddenly

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>>589221464

>>589235273
oh jesus

>>589233836
Lost.

>>589235180
Not him, but you're a faggot cunt.

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>>589235270
You're insulted because a random poster doesn't want to hear shit about your personal life?

>>589226854

stomach acid, ulcers, intestinal problems, shit like that.

>>589235494
No, it was just unnecessarily rude. I mean, I know this is fucking 4chan, but you're just a cunt.

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>>589230944
Mfw

>>589225202
>>589222675
maggots *stomach grumbles*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

Try to make it 45 seconds

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>>589233492

>>589226235
Mom's spaghetti.

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>>589235606
Got sand in you vagina?
Making you cranky is it Samdy
>hmmm?

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>>589233492
Lol

>>589235606
buttmad baby detected

>>589235606
This is fucking 4chan, the fact that I didn't call you a faggot means I was being polite.

>>589226972
Lost.

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>>589233492

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>>589235689

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>>589231945

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>>589225129
Aren't cougars, along with jaguars and leopards, the most aggressive and dangerous species of big cat? Takes some balls to get one as a pet.

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>>589228613
make it better then you nigger

>>589225969
dude...

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>>589235637
JEW MASTER RACE CHECKIN IN

I dare you to not laugh at this

http://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY

>>589235180
I came kn like a wrecking ball !!!

>>589236366
I love this image.

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>>589235689
that fucking headbang he does

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>>589223994
source or name?

>>589226511
>>qt3.14 nurse jiggles my weiner d0g
Kek'd

Also nice dubs.

Also check em

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>>589236366

looks like the thread gave some sperg an autism attack

>look i posted it again

>>589235462

Thats just sad.

>>589235637

Why do Uberkikes all dress like this?

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>>589236822

>>589235928
Like any animal, if you get it when it's young, it won't be a problem. As long as you treat it well and feed it, most animals (I could safely 100% of the mammals) won't be a danger to you if you raise it. I would'nt get one if you have kids or young relatives, but I don't see the problem with having a big cat if you aren't retarded.

>>589226167
yeh but he's being a nignog retard so dw about him

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>>589222675
i dont know why but I have the strange urge to watch the whole video of the treatment.

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>>589229652
ayy lmao

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>>589225969

I'm surprised this warranted a report by Vice. Here in Canada, licenses to masturbate patients or clients are common. It's officially listed as a sex therapist license. It's like a license to be a stripper. Each municipality will issue a certain number.

A friend of mine used to work at a massage parlour. I thought the “happy ending” was something you only get if you know how to ask. She told me it's an openly advertised service. She used to be licensed.

Also, almost any senior citizens home will have people licensed to do this. She said old men get aggressive and unruly if they haven't gone off in a few days. This calms them down —saps their energy, I'm guessing.

If there are only 20 of these staff in all of Japan, they are deprived.

>>589230735
I lost so hard to this.

>>589235689
Only 27 seconds.

>>589222675
This makes me feel so uncomfortable.

>>589230735
Dam right.

>>589237206
that's because in murrica we're told to feel bad about sexual urges repeatedly as we grow up

>>589231330
this is like the best way to unsppok your self at night

also lost fucking hard

best advice i v read in years

>>589222675
I'm so sad for the doggy

>>589233391
Lost, I'm a sick fuck.

>>589236061
Any news on what actually happened? If they had the right guy or not?

>>589234574
it took me about 20 seconds

>>589222928
What a great nurse

>>589236529
whats the link and what it leads to?