>tfw generating a tripcode
it's been months and i don't think my computer can handle it in the summer
Anyone know where to score some buds? My guys out.
God I hate summer so much, it just invades everywhere. If you don't like winter all it takes is a heater or a coat to keep it at bay, but summer insinuates itself into everything.
i caught a spider, kept it under a shot glass and a piece of paper for two days, i knocked it over and didn't realize. its escaped.
the last time i trapped a bug and it got out it crawled into my ear and lay there for 2 years.
i don't like christmas beetles.
What's everyone listening to? God I want to fuck her so bad.
>+25 weather all week in Christchurch
>Goddamit I want winter again
Is the ratio as fucked up in other parts of the country as it is in Christchurch?
dude I ain't even drinking in the last 6 months.
NZ Threads turn to shit every time someone mentions drugs. I am just saying.
I want some crack man? Any one hook me up with a point!
kpop is still a thing?
I thought they'd come up with something new now. Ultrapop or something.
>remember days when you had friends?
Says the guy asking for medical advice on /b/.
It's NZ thread, not Australia thread.
So heres my story.
>My mum and her family was born in America and my dad was a kiwi.
>I was born in Wellington
>Lived in Lower Hutt until I was 12
>Dad died of faggot ass cancer
>Mum was talking shit or something to his family and moved back to America. I went because the rest of my extended family was either poor, had children of their own
>I miss the fuck out of my homeland
>Don't have enough money to buy airline tickets
> I think I'm losing my accent
Fuck my life, bro.
I try and watch as much kiwi shit as possible, such as pic related.
TFW I FOUND IT JUST AFTER SAYING I COULDNT
WADUP, NEW ZEALAND
everytime I see these threads I think to check them out wondering if maybe NZ cats are secretly cool. But they're not. Ya'll a bunch of fucking retards and unless I can get out of this god forsaken country I'll have to join the suicide statistics instead.
You should start a journal.
>January 5th, small brown lumps today. Intact logs are a fading memory. Does this disintegration of stool presage my own breakdown? I am unschooled in the art of copromancy, but these portents cannot be ignored.
whats with th fucking posts with so many 8888888s??
Dont you lay in your bed sometimes wondering if there is more to life? more to sex and pleasure.. does your bf fully satisfy you? are you happy? well i ..zoro.. i am the one who comes to the rescue when your bf just ain't doing it for you... there is just more then what you know.. 0.0
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I GOT JUST THE FUCKING THING FOR YOU BRO BUT I WARN YOU ITS LEWD AND HOT AS FUCK YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FUCKING HANDLE IT
YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BED.
>Mum said so.
All I am saying is since Australia is filled to the brim with you cunts, how is there anyone actually back in New Zealand? Maybe its just a fantasy you guys smoked up doing to many spots in the kitchen. How can you be sure it isn't just Australia.
Populating your imaginary country with imaginary people doesn't make it any more real. Ask the US man, no one evens knows you guys exist. They think you are made up and that flight of the conchords is some sort of retard battle of wits.