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>>588861246
what's up australia?
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where did IDs even go tho?
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>>588861246
MODS MODS MODS
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Whats everyone up to for new years? I'm either going to go to welly or taupo, not sure yet though.
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>>588861246
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>>588861787
clubbing

all night looong
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nelson/blenheim nate here
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>>588861886

Whur?
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>>588861787
hamfag here, probs just gonna catch the new years fireworks show
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>>588861246
I am American. I seriously want to live in Queenstown when I am older.
What does it take to become a NZ citizen?
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>>588861886
that sounds gay. sorry.
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>>588862286
not much just how old are you
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>>588862401
18
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>>588861787
gonna get wasted in auckland.
see you at the carpark. im the one with the borboun and coke. :P
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>>588862286
Americans don't qualify for New Zealand residency
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>>588862286
bring in 200k and john key will make you a citizen himself.
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>>588862329
based low test bro
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>>588862463

Post pics I might be able to help you out.
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>>588862710
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Evenin
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nawton guy here?
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>>588861787
shit on my balls and jerk off
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>>588863267
bruh
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>>588862759
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>>588863200
i might be, why you askin
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>>588862807
heh wut.
No thanks m8
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>tfw generating a tripcode
it's been months and i don't think my computer can handle it in the summer
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>>588861787
im going to sit here and try and drink myself to death
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>>588863686
cause he hasnt reported in yet
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No idea. Either spend in hamilton, mount maunganui or Blenheim
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>>588864321
oh, humblest apologies

hamfag reporting in, nawton here
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>>588864043
My computer wont even boot up in the summer if I try turn it on past 12 in the afternoon
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chch opiate addict reporting in
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CATCH

ME

ON

FIRE
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>>588864616
RIP
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Fuck summer time can't wait for winter
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>>588861246
No Santa hats on the stars?
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word

THE

COLD

NEVER

BOTHERED

ME

ANYWAY
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>>588865535
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>>588865535
you dont know what winter is, you live in new zealand :D
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bumt
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Anyone know where to score some buds? My guys out.
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>>588865683
fuck you now i have the song stuck in my head
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>588866322
i might, where you at
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>>588865535
God I hate summer so much, it just invades everywhere. If you don't like winter all it takes is a heater or a coat to keep it at bay, but summer insinuates itself into everything.
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>>588866365
you're welcome

it's a good song
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>>588866412

Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?
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>>588866634
true
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i caught a spider, kept it under a shot glass and a piece of paper for two days, i knocked it over and didn't realize. its escaped.
the last time i trapped a bug and it got out it crawled into my ear and lay there for 2 years.
i don't like christmas beetles.
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North shore
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>>588861246
ITT: Tards standing on the hands to look normal.

How's Australia B doing?
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>>588866508
Word bro summer is way too invasive
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>>588866947
if you wanna travel to hamilton i can hook you up
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What's everyone listening to? God I want to fuck her so bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NIllSnFBdo
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>>588867163
she certainly strikes me as a slut, i'll bet she likes it up the pooper
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>>588867328
No she doesn't, you faggot. Go start a gay porn thing.
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Nude from Northern Auckland
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>>588866448
chch?
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>>588866322
mfw she on that chad kroger dick.
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>>588867163

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GR-owMWqDU
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>>588867568
soz brah, north island
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>>588867533
Something about that girl just looks weird, I'm not sure what it is though.
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Chur bro, WHK CUNTS!
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Can you do an oz?
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>>588867526
how would you know
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>+25 weather all week in Christchurch
>Goddamit I want winter again
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>>588867934
if you don't mind an oz in tinnies
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>applying for jobs
>Get stuck trying to answer KFC's question about why I think Im best for the job as chicken cooker.
>Because Im not a nigger not acceptable answer
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>>588867872
1 boob looks pearish i think
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>>588868185
That's the east coast for you. Freezing in winter, boiling in summer.
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>>588868506
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>>588868888
nice quads me
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Thanks bro. Too far to drive for tinnies.
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>>588868920
no one cares
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>>588868742
I like winter.
>>588867568
yo
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>>588868991
sall good brah, if i find a hookup that does proper o's i'll post on here and hope you see
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>>588867725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQqcmXKRRnw
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hastings reporting, anyone want to smoke some horrible weed?
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Anyone in Dunedin after anything?
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Is the ratio as fucked up in other parts of the country as it is in Christchurch?
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Good cunt. Doing kiwi threads justice.
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>>588870283
You mean like true love or happiness?
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http://tinychat com nzchat
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>>588868920
muh nigga
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>>588870534
You could call it that, most people call it drugs though
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>>588870701
dude I ain't even drinking in the last 6 months.
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>>588870532
who you talking to m8?
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>>588870534
i like how you are thinking. :3
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>>588871276
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>>588870680
Fuck off
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Seig hail! HHFFHH!
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>>588870680
Don't start this shit, it kills the thread and no one does anything in the chat.
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>>588871993
you obviously haven't partied hard enough in there. doin flips and shit.
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>>588870402
Haven't been there but from the name I'd guess there's at least 99% christians in Christchurch, nothing will be as fucked up as that.
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how's everyone's forced memes going?
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NZ Threads turn to shit every time someone mentions drugs. I am just saying.
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I want some crack man? Any one hook me up with a point!
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>>588872288
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>>588872288
I meant the other ratio
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>>588872376
word

>drugs in a kpop thread
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>>588872625
>not ordering pick-up
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>>588872853
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I'll suck your dick for some crack!
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>>588872625
they still doing that free delivery?
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>>588872853
kpop is still a thing?
I thought they'd come up with something new now. Ultrapop or something.
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someone post some nz girls
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>>588873539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMtb6kDvFT8

if you don't like this, you have bad taste
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>>588873924
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/
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guys, i just developed a bump on my hand that hurts. i didnt bump my hand into anything. how did that happend, what is it? can someone help?
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>tfw in love
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>>588874257
it's cancer
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>>588874257
RIP
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>>588874502
she will cheat on you
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>>588874090
Sounds like Korean Version of Rock Lobster by The B-52's, with more screaming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shBdbm7BNw0
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>>588874090
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>>588874139
>remember days when you had friends?
no
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have a cracker bro.
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>>588874543
>>588874622
:(
please, its really weird. its like a bruise, but i absolutely didnt hit my hand anywhere
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>>588875273
It's fucking cancer.
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>>588875273
internal bleeding.
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>>588875440
what kind of cancer?
>>588875594
internal bleeding in my hand?
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>>588875903
Hand cancer.
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>>588875991
you are kidding me, right?
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>>588875273
Maybe you got bitten by something
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>>588876160
Says the guy asking for medical advice on /b/.
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>>588876160
You get from wanking too much.
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>>588874632
nah, she's a goddess
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>>588876345
It's NZ thread, not Australia thread.
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>>588876345
hm... but it doesnt look like a bite.
>>588876402
meeeh i know
>>588876562
nah, i dont masturbate. i have a bf
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>>588876642
Yeah, that's why another dude with stick his dick down her throat.
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>>588876642
>>588874632
he doesn't know.
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>>588876819
Faggot.
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>>588876826
but i love HER
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>>588877175
And she loves other guys' dicks.
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>>588877063
so are you. so is everyone coming here, right?
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>>588877504
coming here?
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>>588877318
nah, she's pure, m8
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>>588877504
>>588877063
manpile?
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>>588877175
You should try be more like me, a lifetime of internalised self loathing has left me unable to take the risks necessary to love.
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>>588877905
>being this delusional
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>>588878124
you don't what it's like to be in love with a goddess
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>>588877701
coming to 4chan
>>588877994
?
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>>588862488
>carpark
lol Carpark eh.. the fuck will you be doing there? place is tiny as
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P
R
I
M
O
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>>588879445
are you asian?
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>>588879698
maybe :3
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nate bumping
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>>588879208
ill not be dancing. ill just be drinking,
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>>588879804

or... got yellow fever.. ? :O or gurl?
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>>588861246
So heres my story.
>My mum and her family was born in America and my dad was a kiwi.
>I was born in Wellington
>Lived in Lower Hutt until I was 12
>Dad died of faggot ass cancer
>Mum was talking shit or something to his family and moved back to America. I went because the rest of my extended family was either poor, had children of their own
>I miss the fuck out of my homeland
>Don't have enough money to buy airline tickets
> I think I'm losing my accent
Fuck my life, bro.
I try and watch as much kiwi shit as possible, such as pic related.
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Reporting In.

>>588880405
I just want to let you know I didn't read this
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fuck, i had the pic the other night but i cant find it anymore
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>>588880405
beata?
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>>588880274
people with yellow fever are disgusting
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>>588880773
>being literally gay
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>>588880271

What will you try to accomplish that night? Just get wasted or..?
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TFW I FOUND IT JUST AFTER SAYING I COULDNT

WADUP, NEW ZEALAND
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>>588880913
get wasted and celebrate the new year! :))
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>>588880864
konichiwa~
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>>588880773
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i proved someone wrong tpday, felt so good
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>>588881585
yo

*fist bump*
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>>588881714
>i proved someone wrong today, felt so good

Did they say you were worth saving?
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had a shit today

it was black as fuck
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>>588882129
e-elaborate?
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>>588882066
haaaa, sneaky, i like u
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>>588881374
No plans to get laid?:O if u celebrate new years thrusting.. you shall thrust the whole of 2015!
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>>588882305
i pulled my pants down and took a shit, it was 11.59pm black
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did anyone go on /sp last night? some jamaican fag made fun of our haka
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>>588861246
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>>588880405
*> I went because the rest of my extended family was either poor, had children of their own or are fucking dicks.
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whk here
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>>588882960
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>>588880682
I don't blame you. Its a heart breaking story bro.
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>>588880741
Beg pardon?
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i got banned on a lot of chat rooms last night

too many to count
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>>588882688
>Underrated post of the century.
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>>588883744
Your story sounds like this landwhale american girl that used to come to these threads
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>>588883979
amen, bruddah
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>>588882438
we will see what the evening turns to.
i mean, im celebrating with my bf and we are both gonna get fucking wasted. lol
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>>588884225
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everytime I see these threads I think to check them out wondering if maybe NZ cats are secretly cool. But they're not. Ya'll a bunch of fucking retards and unless I can get out of this god forsaken country I'll have to join the suicide statistics instead.
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>>588885398
bro, you are trying to get out of nz, im desperately trying to get in. thats not fair.
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>>588882688
You should start a journal.

>January 5th, small brown lumps today. Intact logs are a fading memory. Does this disintegration of stool presage my own breakdown? I am unschooled in the art of copromancy, but these portents cannot be ignored.
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>>588885398
you're right

not enough kpop
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>>588885830
i had diarrhea, felt like Huka falls
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>>588885736
nice place to visit. fucking shit tastic nightmare to live in. You have been warned. Now eat a dick
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any dealers west auckland?
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>>588884361
got a female friend u can bring.. for me? lol
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>>588886943
someone stoly my vote, wouldve voted for gay nazi so theres no 3rd plac
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>>588885830
Turns out copromancy is a real thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatomancy
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>tfw 5am shifts this week.
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>>588888346
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scatomancy


i do it every time a poo
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>>588886829
kek
>>588886849
nah. i doubt it. i know people that love to actually live here
>>588887341
ehm... who are you?
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>>588886943
>Gaynazi
>0 votes
damn...

RIP

i would've voted for him
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>>588888359
rip

whats with th fucking posts with so many 8888888s??

>>588888359
>>588888346
>>588887813
>>588889007
>>588887341
>>588886978
>>588886943
>>588886849
>>588886829
>>588885830
>>588885736
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>>588889310
same.
gaynazi ftw
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>names of people who are rich as fuck

>john
>kim
>sam
>gareth
>terry
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>>588889221
I r zoro my dear! and if you are into some kinky stuff... i can assist ! *bows*
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>>588890442
tfw anon likes to roleplay
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>>588890442
now im confused. and engrossed. i guess..
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>>588889734
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>>588890975
fill me in, dude
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>>588891213
https://www.4chan.org/faq
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>>588878412
post pics of her and we'll decide
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>>588891558
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>>588892079
qt~
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>>588892079
a literal fucking goddess
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>>588890773
Dont you lay in your bed sometimes wondering if there is more to life? more to sex and pleasure.. does your bf fully satisfy you? are you happy? well i ..zoro.. i am the one who comes to the rescue when your bf just ain't doing it for you... there is just more then what you know.. 0.0
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>>588892079
file doesnt exist
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>>588892079
why is she so cute bros?
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>>588892079
AN ANGEL
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>>588892079
can can one girl be so goddess?
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>>588892079
i love HER
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>>588892079
Man I bet she knows how to ride a dick
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>>588892244
Just looks like every other plastic chink to me
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>>588892079
those eyes, nose, lips~
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>>588884127
I feel shame.
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>>588892190
You sound really autistic
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>>588892079

>you will never nibble on those ears
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Who shaves their pubes?
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>>588892548
FILE DOESNT EXIST, BRO

WE CANT SEE, IK ITS TAYEON, BUT WE CANT SEE
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>>588892079
G
O
DDESS
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>>588892658
just you m8
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>>588892079
marry me?~
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>>588892079
ladyboi
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>>588892658
does it make your dick bigger?
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Only dipshits.
What if you are stuck in a snowstorm with no clothes on? You're dick freezes to death thats what happens.
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>>588892658
Manscape is all good but Ill be damned if Im putting razor nicks on my sack
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>>588892190
wtf? :D Nah, we are all good, Im fine with my bf. I dont need more. Thank you. Not interested
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>>588893324
hello this is n8
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>>588892079
>implying she's a goddess.

This is a goddess, a living representation of femininity in all its stinking glory.
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>>588893324
i don't get it.
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>>588893454
Forgot pic.
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>>588893439
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>>588893598
Does she even have a job anymore?
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dudes, none of the pics are working for me

wtf is going on
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>>588893596
Eww nigger you gross as fuck.
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NONE OF THE PICS ARE WORKING, HELP
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>>588893794
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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NZ is Australia's canada
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>>588893448
fuck off.
>>588893487
what? stupid?
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>>588893964
DO U WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF? ILL DO IT GERMAN GURL? IT WILL BE BLAMED ON YOU ON THE NEWS
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Crave that mineral!
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>>588893925
Fuck off
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>>588892636
you mean.. artistic? I think in reality.. the autistic one is you lol
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>>588893964
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>>588861787
Home d. Get to spend a lovely evening at home
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>>588893324
lel.. alrighty.. Miss loyal :3 you bringing any female friend with you?
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>>588894180
Are you from nz or Canada and why would that piss you off?
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oi fuccbois what u ut02
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>>588893871
I GOT JUST THE FUCKING THING FOR YOU BRO BUT I WARN YOU ITS LEWD AND HOT AS FUCK YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FUCKING HANDLE IT
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>>588894077
omg, nate. calm your tits. :D please
>>588894330
what? :D
>>588894521
ehm. who should i bring?
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>>588894287
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>>588894608
AHH FUCK I FORGOT TO SPOILER IT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALLAH WHY?!
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>>588894608
dude, im telling u, the pics arent opening
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>>588894833
ALLAHUAKBAR GOD BE WTH US
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>>588895015
does anyone have that allahuakbar gif from that lady that falls down the stairs?
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>>588894735
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>>588894735
streaming on tinycam, bout to cut my dick cos of you BICH
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NATE YOU FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
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>>588894735
not me u shit smearing kraut
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>>588895719
i will do it and it will be n you and the new will find you
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>>588895874
lol not me
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>>588895874
YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BED.
>Mum said so.
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>>588896117
FUCK U YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU THINI IS A JOKE I WILL SHOT IT
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We're actually going to make it to bump limit this time.
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german bitch and addifag theres a reason german u have no reason to no anything mind your own buisness
addison im considering reporting u
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>If New Zealand really exists
>Why are all you Kiwi's stinking up my damn country?
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>>588896215
Shit I go away for 5 nights and you fuckers let threads die before the bump limit?
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>>588896287
Take this shit back to skype
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>>588896310
i dont get it, new zealand does exists, why are u questioning its existance?
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OOOOOOHHHHHH BUCKCHOI
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>>588896488
I am pretty sure you are just thinking of Australia man... you guys just get confused about where you are.
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>>588896408
addison here i love gay butt sex and shit eating
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>>588894735
Bring someone sexy... then tell her to go dance ontop of those Bocks(stage?) also advize her to wear a mini skirt :D
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>>588896623
what?
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>>588896630
addison here, i dont do that.
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3News>1News
http://youtu.be/AzSxCOsKDNs
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What should I do on the new years day? I have been spending time on my own. Never been with friends. I hate it. 19 M here.
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why continue this nz? You got nothing better to do?
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>>588896895
addison here im jk im a fucking faggot
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>>588897014
clubbing

alll niiight looooong
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>>588897024
Because we get 2015 first so that makes us special
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>>588896823
All I am saying is since Australia is filled to the brim with you cunts, how is there anyone actually back in New Zealand? Maybe its just a fantasy you guys smoked up doing to many spots in the kitchen. How can you be sure it isn't just Australia.
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>>588897198
New Zealand has more Niueans than Niue doesnt mean it doesnt exist
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>>588897194
i see
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>>588897368
Populating your imaginary country with imaginary people doesn't make it any more real. Ask the US man, no one evens knows you guys exist. They think you are made up and that flight of the conchords is some sort of retard battle of wits.
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>>588897198
what? are you that dumb? omfg
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addison here, nate likes to eat me out.
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>>588897154
Not by myself... :(
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#1
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nate here that is not trough shut the fuck up addison
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ANY PHOTOS OF NZ GIRLS
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>588897747
>>588897750
wow

i h8 u~
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>>588897750
nah, just of nate licking me

>>588897805
rofl my bad dude
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NEW THREAD
>>588897861
>>588897861
>>588897861
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>>588897805
any photos of your sis?
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