So /b/ what are the hardest riddles that you know?

>>588802373
Ask them, "Take me to the door that reflects your nature."
The truth bird will go to heaven door and the lying bird will go to the heaven door because if he went to the hell door then he'd be telling the truth.

open door and look in if shits on fire close it if not walk in

>>588802373
Why did OP cross the road?

>>588803602
To suck the giant cock on the other side.

to meet the other fags?

>>588803696
Nice one pal! You figure that out all by yourself!

What's long and hard and full of se(a)men

>>588804063
Op's ass?

>>588803511
>as soon as you open a door, you're stuck with it.

lern2reed

>>588804144
Winrar

some top lels here /b/oys

>>588803130
Winner

Ask whichever what the other one would say about the door he's guarding. Whatever the answer is is the door that one who was asked is guarding.

>>588804232
so, /thread?

>>588803130
you get to ask ONE bird a question.

AND IT'S NOT A FUCKING QUESTION YOU FUCK

>>588804911
Alright you cry baby faggot, lets rephrase it. Lets ask one bird "Could you take me to the door that reflects your nature?"

Asking either one would take you to the heaven door.

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>>588804911
"Which door reflects your nature?"

Better fuckstain?

Just ask either one what the other one would say if you were too ask them which door lead too hell.

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>>588805350
They'll answer whether they could AND THEN DO NOTHING, GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED JUST END IT TONIGHT YOU FAGGOT

>>588805399
it is better than you

You didn't have to call me fuckstain, that hurt my feeling

>>588805350
They'll answer "yes" or "no".

Just ask "which door reflects your nature?"

"Which is the door that the other bird would send me to?"
Then you go to the opposite door

I want to explain something about the word faggot.
The history behind it is actually extremely disturbing. Back in the Middle Ages they would burn witches, adulterers, heretics and the like because they believed these people were so vile and evil that they had offended god himself. It was believed that they deserved to experience the unimaginable pain and suffering of being burned alive because they were unholy and even less than human in some cases. They would burn them by strapping them to a stake atop a pyre and they would place bundles of sticks, or faggots as they called them, at the base of the pyre to act as kindling. Now at the time they believed that homosexuals were not only vile and evil beings that should he burned for their sins against god. gays were seen as so awful, so wretched, and so unholy, that they could not be human, not only were they less than human, they were soulless creatures worth even less than animals. Gays were so worthless that they did not even deserve their own pyre to be burned upon. when witches or heretics were burned, the gays would be bound and then placed at the base of the pyre along with the faggots because kindling was the only thing they were seen as good for. That is how the use of the word faggot to describe homosexuals originated.

Think about that for a second. Personally I believe that faggot is the most hateful, dehumanizing, and despicable slur in the English language.

Now as for OP, he is a tremendous faggot.

>>588805990
ah, now I get it
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8.8

feel each door's handle

pick the one which is the hottest

fuck heaven

>>588806322
see
>>588806504

feel the fucking doorknob. if its hot there's fire behind it, I mean like shit I learned that in grade two

>>588806382
Winrar

>>588804911
AUTISM DETECTED, ABANDON THREAD!!

>>588806504
cooooool memer bro

>>588802373
ask the bird tat tell the truth wich on u shud go in. u guys ar fukkin stuoid.

>>588802373
ask bird 1
"if i asked tthe other bird which one is the right door, what would he say?"
go to the opposite door

What's something you can put in a barrel to make it weigh less

>>588802373
take out cell phone, call priest, have last rites and confession performed.

die for starvation,

go to heaven without asking a bird a damn thing.

WIN

>Shitposting until 404
Shitposting until 404>>588802373

>>588805399
you get to ask ONE bird a question, at least it's a question this time but you're still fucking wrong.

>>588807046
winrar

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>>588803130
dude, peep the words "hell door" as they appeared on my screen

OP confirmed for autistic faggot

/thread

what would the other bird tell me is the door to hell?

>>588807061
dark matter

>>588807697
No

>>588807801
what

>>588807061
feathers

>>588807603
winrar

>>588807876
A hole

>>588807287
the good bord will say the heaven door, and the bad bird will lie...and say the heaven door...he wins dumbass.

>>588802373
Normal: Ask what door the other would tell me leads to heaven, pick opposite.
God: Ask if another bird existed that reflects your nature, which door would they tell me leads to heaven, pick opposite.
God slayer: ask which door they deserve to enter, pick one they answer.

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>>588807287
The truthful bird would go to the heaven door if you asked it

The lying bird would go to the heaven door because it's a liar.

Either way they'd go to the heaven door

You're not too good at this

You could also ask,
"Behind which door is for you heaven?"
- You go through this door.

The bird who always lies, he will lie once (saying behind the hell door is for him heaven) to himself and then lies a second time to you and showing you the heaven door instead the hell door.

Simple.

>>588807961
hydrogen would work too, or helium, or several other elements

>>588802373>>588803130 >>588803602 >>588807025 >>588807046 >>588807194 >>588807271

Why did the Negro cross the road?

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Feel the doorknobs didn't you chickenfuckers learn anything about fire safety

>raise left hand
"Is this my right hand?"

>>588802373
OP is the bird allowed to enter the room with you?

>>588808307
kek

>>588808403
how does that tell you which door to go through?

>>588808270
kfc on ta othr side XDXD

>>588808270
theres an KFC and the other side of the road.

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>>588807287
> Not realizing both birds will bring you to the same door.
> fucking retard

>>588802373
Ask one of the birds if you're a boy, if it says yes and you are; then it's the truth bird, and ask the other bird which door leads to Heaven.

>>588808533
If the bird says yes, that's the wrong door.

>>588806411
lololol faggot is just ampile of sticks and is in no way inherently tied to burning people

>>588807432
ahhhh probably nothing

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my contribution:
i have two eyes but cannot see
though I'm not blind, as things may seem
i have 2 legs but never walk, my mouth is there but does not talk.
what am i?

>>588802373

ask the bird(s) if they are birds,

profit

>>588808403
retard

>>588808403
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

Touch door handle to see if it is hot if yes choose other for if no go in door if wrong have sex w/ satw

>>588805648
God slayer mode says you can't ask an IF question

>>588808186
It wouldn't weigh less, it's contents would just be less dense

>>588808680
you only get one question fagtron
also im genderfluid so it wouldnt work stupid cis fag

>>588803130
Its ok i knew what you meant

>>588808787
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588808888
nice quads

>>588808888
nigger

>>588808787
>profit
Like the prophet, the birds knows shit man

>>588808694
the lying one does not necessarily guard the door to hell, the truth-telling one does necessarily not guard the door to heaven

>>588808403
Simplicity.

This was the most intelligent answer.

>>588808978
ur a retard m8 heh

>>588808680
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588808894
if you put that motherfucker on a scale, it would weigh less than before

>>588809181
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588807061
holes.

>>588808825
he trought that the parrot was somekind of guardian that holded their door, like the liar would guard the hell or somethinglike that,

>>588809347
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588809370
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588809370
>>588809169
shit never mind.

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>>588809395
>>588809347

I ask the one with the smaller nose since he obviously isnt a lying jew

>>588809370
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

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>>588809549
>>588809449
>>588809395

>>>588808055
>>588808091
>>588808591

Nice try faggots but you don't know which bird is which so how can you know what door it will be. you can only ask ONE question

>>588808270
Because the chicken did?

>>588808888
you nigger

>>588809776
i think he is the winrar

>>588808978
now you know which is good bird, good bird is a good goy, he'll nod in the right direction.

>>588809856
Why?

>>588806382
Then you get: what bird?

>>588809549
you're fron reddit right?

>>588809922
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588809928
because i think his answer is correct why the fuck else would i say that

>>588803130
Winner.

What is the beggining of eternity, the end of time and space, the beggining of everyone and the end of every place?

>>588809776
shieeet

>>588808554 >>588808581
>>Why did the negro cross the road?

Winrarrsssss

Yes, to get to the fried chicken on the other side.

>>588810034
now you know which is good bird, good bird is a good goy, he'll nod in the right direction.

>>588802373
Ask either bird what the other bird will say is the right door. /thread

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>>588810034
>>588809549
>>588809449
>>588809395

>>588810087
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

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>>588809702
How can someone possibly be this fucking retarded.

>>588809702
If you ask the truth bird he'll show you the Heaven door.
If you don't ask the truth bird, you'll ask the Lying bird, It will also point to the Heaven door.

Its really simple

I would just ask the bird "Does google know the answer to which door is heaven and hell riddle?"

>>588807194
Technically that's suicide so you'd goto hell

If you believe in that shit

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>>588810232
>>588810034
>>588809549
>>588809449
>>588809395

>>588809971
Solution to easy mode, didn't see one

hey look he posted it once again OH MY GOD,
he must be the ultimate trollolo man.

Ask if KFC delivers to hell? Cause you going to die birdy!

>>588810474
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588802373
Which door would your friend tell me is heaven

>>588806699
Hell could be dead cold, or just an infinite line up of torture machines.

>>588807432
Barcode scan dat

>>588808782
You just described every humanoid creation made by man, and some animal ones as well

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>>588810565
>>588810232
>>588810034
>>588809549
>>588809449
>>588809395

>>588810232
now you know which is good bird, good bird is a good goy, he'll nod in the right direction.

this is obviously an autism thread

>>588810676
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

Wait are the birds real? Because heaven and hell are fake, so just die already.

>>588810321
>>588810329
I'm failing to see how you can be this retarded.

You don't know which one is the lying bird and the truth bird so you don't know which one to ask the question to. How will you know what door is correct? You only have ONE question

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>>588810780
>>588810565
>>588810232
>>588810034
>>588809549
>>588809449
>>588809395

>>588810913
now you know which is good bird, good bird is a good goy, he'll nod in the right direction.

>>588810148
'e' you figgit

>>588810913
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588810986
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

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>>588811163
>>588810780
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>>588809549
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>>588809395

>>588809776
>>588809856

These were winrarsss:
>>588810187
KFC , or fried chicken on the other side.

But your answers also acceptable.

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>>588810913
fuk man u dumb. i can't even fuk wit u smh.

>>588803130
I would just ask a bird "are you a bird?"
After finding out which one lies I'd ask where the heaven door is.

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>>588810913
Because both of them no matter what will still point to the right door.

>>588811297
How would that fucking help dipshit? You'd only know which one was the liar and which one was telling the truth. How the fuck does that help when you only have one fucking question?

>>588811163
>E

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>>588811219
>>588811163
>>588810780
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>>588810321
>>588810329
>>588808591
>>588808091
being this slow

>>588811219
now you know which is good bird, good bird is a good goy, he'll nod in the right direction.

>>588811219

good bird is good, good bird tells truth, good bird nods you in direction of door. are you autistic?

>>588808782
a bat?

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>>588811374
>>588811219
>>588811163
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>>588802373
THE SOLUTION!

Ask a bird (doesnt matter which) "If I was to ask the other bird, which door leads to heaven, what would that birds answer be?"

Whatever door the bird says... choose the opposite.

If you asked the Truth Bird, he would point to the Hell door (since the other bird would lie point to hell instead of telling the truth)

If you asked the Lying bird, he would also point to the Hell door, as he has to lie... and the truth bird would of picked the heaven door when I asked him too.

Riddle SOLVED!

>>588810232

kek


kek


kek

kek

Yo dun goofed son.
U dun goofed good.

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>>588810913
Damn this nigga dumb as fuck

>>588808782

Stephen Hawking without his eyeglasses.