Bar stories /b/, no /b/etas version >be me >walk into

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2014-12-28 10:24:58 Post No. 588641119
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:24:58 Post No. 588641119 [Report]

Bar stories /b/, no /b/etas version

>be me
>walk into a bar
>want to drink a cold beer
>call the barman
>ask for a cold paulaner
>barman serves
>tastes really good
>finish drinking
>want to go
>asks for price
>barman says something
>can't hear what barman says
>asks him again
>barman whispers
>putting my ears close to his lips
>asks him again
>tree fiddy
>spits
>?
>see tail
>god dammit loch ness monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:27:15 Post No.588641458
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:27:15 Post No.588641458 [Report]

barmp

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:28:16 Post No.588641614
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:28:16 Post No.588641614 [Report]

>>588641119
Only degenerates drink alcohol.

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:29:15 Post No.588641781
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:29:15 Post No.588641781 [Report]

>>588641614
nerd

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:29:18 Post No.588641790
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:29:18 Post No.588641790 [Report]

It's official. This is the worst /b/ thread I have ever seen.

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:30:47 Post No.588642023
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:30:47 Post No.588642023 [Report]

>>588641781
Enjoy your liver failure in your 30s.

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:31:23 Post No.588642142
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>>588641790
mmmmmm cancer is in my eyes

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:31:54 Post No.588642232
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:31:54 Post No.588642232 [Report]

>>588641119
Went to a strip bar, and hit on the bartender. Actually got her number.. a few days later we hung out and I had sex with her. /end

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:32:05 Post No.588642255
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:32:05 Post No.588642255 [Report]

Lol'd

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:32:42 Post No.588642346
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:32:42 Post No.588642346 [Report]

>>588642255
ncie dbus frinde

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:33:15 Post No.588642431
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:33:15 Post No.588642431 [Report]

Good stuff op

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:34:08 Post No.588642559
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:34:08 Post No.588642559 [Report]

>>588641790
Then this must be your first day

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:34:36 Post No.588642622
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:34:36 Post No.588642622 [Report]

>>588641790
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>>588642142
You turds obviously haven't read the greentext

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:35:04 Post No.588642685
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:35:04 Post No.588642685 [Report]

another strip club story.

Went to a strip bar. Some girl there used to live in italy so she spoke italian. I spoke shitty italian. The place was closing down and she asked if there was another place we could drink. I said my house. We went back there. I had sex, raw dog no less. I woke up the next morning and made an excuse as to why I couldn't drive her home and instead gave her train money. I was nervous for like a year due to aids. /end

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:35:40 Post No.588642786
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:36:57 Post No.588642978
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>>588642685
How do I read this?

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:38:09 Post No.588643157
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:38:09 Post No.588643157 [Report]

>>588642978
nigger

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:43:52 Post No.588644143
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:43:52 Post No.588644143 [Report]

>>588643157
stop cursing boys

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:47:47 Post No.588644821
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:47:47 Post No.588644821 [Report]

>>588644143
AAAAAAHHHHHH EAT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:48:05 Post No.588644884
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Anonymous 2014-12-28 10:48:05 Post No.588644884 [Report]

>>588641119

>be me getting sloppy
>at bar ALL DAY
>need to take shit
>low flow toilet wont flush my shit
>REACH IN barehand and unclogg
>hand smells like shit rest of night
>some guy sprays me with colonge
>take home 7/10 slutbag
>she is so loose i can fist her with shit hand
>was not a bad night, never saw her again
>her name was Rachel

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