Who here has ever masturbated while their girlfriend of wife

while on coke and she didn't even know. on vacation, doing lines, fapped in the bathroom cuz the cunt was too stuck up to spread.

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>>588198734
this is now a melena tara thread

>implying I have ever had a gf let alone wife...

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>>588199183
aka maria ryabushkina

Anyone who has ever had a girlfriend or wife has. You jack it in the shower while they're getting changed in the bedroom, or you jack it in the bedroom while they're in the shower. It's standard.

In an airplane. In my car. At work (not in a restroom)

I've done it a couple of times. Sometimes you just don't want to put in the effort to make sure they enjoy it.

>>588199346
'nuff said? 'Nuff said

>>588199346

awesome

>>588198734
I've rubbed one out in bed while she was sleeping beside me.

>>588199340
>maria ryabushkina


she ever done any lesbian stuff

Chronic masturbator reporting in. Got a yank in with the wife in the other room earlier today

>>588198734
Shit...i've fapped next to my sleeping girlfriend

>>588199775
Done this many times

>>588199775
Muh nigga

gf was passed out drunk...fapped and blew my load on her hand.

>>588199552
/thread

I fap with my gf in the room all the time. She's annoyed but deals.

>>588198904
everyday

>>588200814
funny part was when she woke up she thought it was her own discharge...she still doesnt know

routinely jack off for mah bitch.

Fapped in front of her and came in her mouth.

>>588199346
Affirmative

All the time

I usually tell them about too if they ask. Some girls I dated don't get it, some do and some don't give a fuck. It is a great way to open up the conversation about porn and fantasies. The last girl I dated was really in to it and would try to catch me before I came so she could finish me off.

Autism thread detected. If you cant jerk off in front of your wife/gf, you need to find a better relationship, stat. No man should hide his fapping in his own home.

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>>588198734
Many times
also this>>588199775
Frigid bithc is just lucky I don't cheat

>>588199346
dear anon please explain to me why we don't fuck our wives. you're leading me to believe marriage is the worst thing that can happen.

>>588201820
It is

>>588201820
Because after you get married, women get comfortable and realize they don't have to give up the pussy to get everything they want. They already have half of everything you own, they can then proceed to ignore you and become frigid bitches.

tl;dr, don't get married.

Everyday

>>588198734
Me every day in the shower

MARA THREAD

>>588203030
So. Much. This.

>>All of my this. All of it.

>>588200532
>>588199775

she wasn't sleeping

Tons of times. After she goes to bed or in the shower. A lot of times when she would wants sex and shit too. Sex is just so much more fuxking effort. Sometimes I just wanna cum in like a few minutes and keep going about my night. You feel me?

>>588204058

This is what every male with a wife or a long term gf does and wants
This is why we need robo sex dolls ASAP
Scientists you only got one jube faggets!

>>588199775
Yep. Do this all the time.

My husband and I have fapp off's.

If she's not giving up the pussy I usually just jerk it next to her while she's on her tablet or watching tv or whatever. Sometimes she pulls her boobs out to give me motivation but otherwise doesn't pay me any attention and keeps doing whatever she's doing. It's pretty hot though

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>>588203030
I can verify this is true.

I was whacking it in the shower this morning and she walked in gave me a look and finished me off via suck

Almost every day. Morning jackoff in the shower while the wife is getting dressed, evening sex after we both get home from work.

It's no secret or anything, just part of a healthy sex life.

>>588198734
Next room? I do it while they are in the room !