Hi guys, sorry I took so long. I just got back from this party

>>588013879
Real?

Yesss finaly

the fuck took you so long fag

merry jizzmas

>>588013879
Ayy it really is you. Merry jizzmas

no fucking way.......its him

>>588013879
inb4 shitstorm

>>588013879
It's a shop, don't believe this prick

>>588013879

fag :)

(:=3

>>588013879
fugg

Its been far to long

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Posting in an epic bread

shoop

You're the hero of /b/

>>588013879
This is the same shitty shop from yesterday, OP major time faggot

its been a long time

SHOOPING MOTHERFUCKING IS SHOOPING.

Bottles on two ends are copy pasted. Identical. Too perfectly identical. Nice try, asshole.

Fake

toasting in epic bread

Merry jizzmas
zoz

JizzuZ cHrist!

>>588014345
But it's got the chef hat and everything!

Inb4 shitstorm. Also, if your name is called go to bed; mark Dana Doug John mason Cameron

>>588013879
I am an oldfag, i love u

>>588013879
nice shop you retarded faggot
First bottle is also the fifth. Background and floor is fucked on 5th. Timestamp changed

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>>588013879
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

Those bottles are like graveyards of sperm...

Horrible shop

>>588013879
fake repost

>>588013879
I LOVE YOU JIZZMAS~! DESU

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>>588013879

Ohhhh fuck.z

:)

i want some of that lemonade op
everyone knows its not jizz by now

>>588013879
OP DELIVARS

merry jizzmass!

>>588013879
terrible photoshop

GUYS IT'S FAKE LOOM AT THE BOTTLE ON THE RIGHT SAME AS BOTTLE ON HE FAR LEFT

>>588013879
I'm so happy I decided to come here to see if you'd be on

It's about time

this made me happier than anything has in the past 26 days

>>588013879
blasphemy

i love you gf

I need another picture of those delicious bottles to confirm its you. merry jizzmas to all anyways

ITT: Yearly Hoax

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>>588013879
seen it newfag

I can finally sleep in peace <3 ily jizzus

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god bless

>>588014788
oh no, I was bamboozled

>>588014760
damnit :(

>>588013879
Merry jizzmas /b/ro

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This is now a get thread

Fucking fake... I feel sad now.

>>588014737
Its shopped, Look between the last two bottles.

toasting

This pic got posted two days ago and you fell for it then too

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>>588013879
First

>>588013879
FAKE

>>588013879
OP you haven't missed a single year <3

This year's load was pretty big OP, danno how you keep this up!

I wish you could get your gf or some girl to drink an entire bottle... or at least see if you could pour it on her...

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Merry Jizzmas

What did I miss?

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Sorry guys, but no go...

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wary of shoop but toasting anyway

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>>588013879

Post another picture that's not a shooopp

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

>>588013879
Thank you based anon

Merry jizzmas! and a happy new queer!

>>588015164
fuck

>>588013879
Remember when you left 4chan? Before all this, before Jizzus? You were gone a whole year. A whole year I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every month, I took a holiday. I went on /b/, there's these YLYL thread. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and see bananas.

I had this fantasy, that I would look at the IDs and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd know that you'd made it, that you were happy.

I never wanted you to come back to Jizzmas. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except pain and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that.


I still do.

>>588013879
This fake shit has been happening for the last 24 fucking hours and i'm sick and tired of you autism pieces of shit spamming this bullshit on our beautiful community. This is clearly shopped, only a fucking idiot would believe and post that they are posting in an epic thread. CAN YOU NOT FUCKING see the right corner of the bottle cap and the left bottle cap and clearly tell that they are 100% identical. I would suggest all you fedora neck beard fucks to get your eyes checked before you spam this board will the bullshit that you believe this is.

>>588015079
Oh fuck just took a second look, obviously photoshopped :(

>>588013879
shooped fuck off fagola

obvious shop is obvious

>>588013879
So
Jizzmass confirmed death?

>>588015164
Nooooooooooo

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>>588013879

>>588015164
ELA doesn't lie.

>>588013879
faggot, i was waiting.

>>588013879
PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JIZZUS CHRIST!

>>588015286
Sir I think you need to check your privelege (:=3

>>588013879
This is some fake-ass shit

oh jizzuz

>>588013879
Fakest fake ever faked

>>588013879
posting in this thread for posterity

>>588015283
Thanks alfred

>>588013879
>mfw i'm in the real thread. someone screecap this shit.

>>588013879
Let me tell you what I do know.

Every year I come by to see you post. And we all go on the thread we have a few dick jokes, and a few laughs and it's great. But you know what the best part of that day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I refresh the catalog page to when I look at the threads going on. Because I think maybe I'll get on there and I'll scroll down the page and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just didn't post.

I don't know much, but I know that.

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>>588015484

>>588015275
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>>588015555
screencap those quads

>>588014523
good eye

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>>588013879

>>588015596
confirmed fake

>are you even trying/10

How many years has it been now? You are more dedicated to your jizz jugs than I have ever been to anything. I'm a sad panda

Yes.

>>588015504
You're just bumping a fake thread.

>>588013879
gake and fay

>>588015027
all threas are aa get thread

drink it all.

>>588015688
oh shit and i totally wasted them because i was too stupid to notice if shoop or not

666 #trips

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>>588016100
nice dubs
are u wizard

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>>588013879
That isn't jizz dude jizz isn't yellow. everyone in this thread is a fucking idiot

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>>588016101
no trips for you whore

could you imagine if he accidentally spilled one of those?

>>588016271
sometimes it is

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>>588015164
what the fuck does that even mean

>>588016296
At this point they are solid, lumpy, dead flesh matter. Or close to it. But could you imagine unscrewing the cap on them all at once and just letting it permeate the room? Just a death smell.

>>588013879
Bottle on far right is ripped from left. OP you are a lying faggot, how dare you disgrace jizzmas

>>588016271
>2017
>never let your jizz rot slowly in a glass to observe the color deferential of stale rotten jizz

YOu're no scientist, faggoot

>>588016100
>>588015555
i get dubz and quadz in the same threas, u jelouz bitchez?

>>588013879
PRAISE JIZZUS!

>>588016580
it means your moms a whore

>>588016763
i blew it