New thread, other is about to 404 and it's christmas. Other

Claiming not to be faggot in thread title is number 1 tell if OP is faggot

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Original OP here. Still no reply...

>>587865859
I wasn't aware that special people could get on /b/. read the title again, then again, then research every word in a dictionary. I'm pulling for you. You can do it!

>>587866126
This was the last favored post. Pick a number.

I want to eat spicy tacos and then have you kneel beneath me. I'll frost you with my sweet and spicy sauce, and you can lick my ass clean when I'm done.

Original OP again. It's been over half an hour and no reply. It was good while it lasted, guys. Will return at some point if she ever replies and looks like keks will be had. Godspeed!

>>587867342
No point, dude, it's been well over half an hour since I sent the last message and no reply.
Can try again if you guys really want to, but don't think it's going to work.
Anyway, 3 decides

>>587867568
Say, "I'm sorry, it's been a long week and my family won't talk to me. I was reaching out to you just to talk. I put us in a wrong place and I'm sorry. I'm lonely on christmas and need a friend"

>>587868005
This will renew the talk!

>>587868005
3 git

>>587868005
git

>>587868005
Reroollll

>>587868005
My luck sucks in terms of numbers, but you replied with so many of my comments that I know christmas was a success.
Git.

>>587868366
fuck. can you divide by two?

>>587868366
>>587868487
Ah fuck it, no one else is suggesting anything, so here's another xmas wish for you, man. Give me a sec to send and screencap

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>>587868366
See if it works now

>>587868922
It will. Bitches love it when you say sorry and play the family card.

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>>587869445
Read but no reply yet

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SHE REPLIED
Also, my name's David. Hi all.

>>587869576
This. This is christmas.

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>>587869576
Wait for it. Wait for it. I believe in your will power to make this happen.

I'm so sorry for all this shit, i'd really like some naughty pictures tho

>>587870680
She already did, dude
Check >>587870451

>>587870451
OP here. Forgot to say, 4 decides now

>>587870757
Yes, yes. autoupdate and all.

>>587870739
this.

>>587870803
Rolling for a good old
Pls respond

>>587870907
4git

>>587870739
This.

>>587871028
>>587871045
>>587870907
>>587870803
>>587870739
I think a divide by two rule should be instated here.

Do your farts smell good?

>>587870739
rolling

>>587870739
just send this op

Say something that proves it's you speaking to her. Then flat out tell her you're gonna rape her.

>>587871381
>>587870739
This.

>>587871454
Winrar

>>587871454
>>587871487
>>587871505
We win again!

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>>587871505
7 decides

>>587871601
Yes im not mb i am it doesnt matter all i want is jerk off tou you. Ur decide sent me pic for fapping or i will finger my ass ur choice

>>587871904
Reroll

>>587871904
Rerollinos

u want fuck? yes [ ] no [ ]. pls im desperate

>>587871904
And again..

>>587871904
Fuck you seven...

>>587872330
Reroll

>>587871904
Reroll fucking 3 times 4

>>587871904
reroll this dood

>>587871904
Im just rolling fucking 4 reroll

>>587871826
I am sorry, but I am a virgin and I've never sexed a grill b4. I have some anal practice with my dad, so I can sympathize.

>>587871904
Rerolla

>>587871904
Now im stubborn two times got fucking 69 man

>>587871826
I want to see your clit really hard. Do you squirt sometimes?

>>587871904
Last try Kappa

>>587872806
+1

>>587872857
Fucking winrar man

>>587872861
-6

>>587872806

>>587872779
Here's another one for you.
If i win it's >>587871904

I could cut a roast on your face
....and your pussy looks like bubblegum, yet smells like fish. What's up with that.
I'd still fuck you raw tho

>>587872857
>>587871904

Winrar man do it

>>587872806
This

>>587872806
that. fuck. I'm on both sides of the number and I don't get it.

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ayyy

>>587873573
This is statistically impossible. Moot must be involved.
>>587872806

>>587873687
If she says finger the ass, you have to post a picture to her doing just that.

>>587873974
Yes thats the good idea

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9 gets

ask me if my anus hurts. because i can feel my whole fist into my ass.

>>587874243
show us the pic

>>587874388
this

>>587874388
This.jpg

>>587874243
>>587874243
>>587874243
>>587874243
fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/214/9/8/98908cbd46447cfcd43523074834674f-d6gb2ql.jpg

>>587874696
There you go faggots..

Daddy beat me, I loved how it felt and now he won't do it anymore.

Now im fapping while looking to ur eyes, furiously, i will scream ur name while cumming how do you feel

i really, really, really, like this image... Mind if i save it?

>>587875034
Lol like it re-roll

Do you want me to cum in my hand and watch me suck it all up?

>>587875054
which? No.

I'm gonna print out your picture and cum on it

>>587875034
Reroll

>>587875163
this

B, I love you. You all make me feel like I'm not weird for having to visit the psychotherapist every week.

>>587875034
Rreroll

putting finger in my ass anyway lol

Come on guys, not a single 9?

what's the backstory here? (don't send this, though, lol)

>>587875034
eh why not this

mate imma rek ya

>>587877089
lol nice

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sent the pic she sent by mistake as well
welp

>>587875783
>>587875163
This. I have a feeling that OP passed out drunk.

>>587877631
Nope, still here, just having a sandwich and skyping

Want to stuff my snotty cock up your nostril

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>>587878691
loved it

>>587878176
I bet you have a 30 inch cock.

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kek she replied

>>587874696
Wtf is it

Topkek!!!!
I am drunk and just threw that out there.that's funny as fuck

>>587879098
Oh and 6 is new get. GO!

>>587879098
How about I destroy your pussy instead then?

>>587879914
ayyyyyy lmao
get

>>587879538
The fucking picture she linked cumsnorter.

>>587880296
Winrar. post it op. ALso, fuck you.

Well you forgot to lick my balls at the same time. Try again?

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>>587880296
ayy WINRAR

>>587880421
>cumsnorter

Kek

Devd u wank stein

>>587880610
You posted the "get"? Tard...

>>587880753
Not like a give a fuck anymore, man, this has been going for 3 hours now, getting sick of it

>>587880421
You'd trust someone on the interwebz that easily. Silly you faggotron

throw cumsnorter in there for me
Just....
Cumsnorter.

>>587880849
Then stop. Post ur ip and fuck off to the shithole you came from.

>>587880979
>>587880979
>>587880979
>>587880979
wat? I never said i trusted anyone. It's some random deviantart shit she linked OP.
What the fuck are you on about, cunt?

>>587880421
>cumsnorter

Underrated insult

>>587870451
David?
>40 year old loser from 80's: David
>could be jew

>>587881100
Do it for my triple dubs

>>587881305
Yet currently applicable

David is confirmed 40 yo jew fag

OP here, sick of this already, so will send just one more message. Give me your best and then godspeed!

>>587881285
No shit it's the pic faggot.
Just because someone posted the link means it was the pic.
Gtfo newfag

>>587881807
An hero m8

>>587881905
>>587881905
>>587881905
I don't fucking understand you. What is it that you want to fuck with me about? I AM THE FAGGOT WHO WROTE OUT THE URL.

Cumsnorter and be done with it.
Think we are all bored of this

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Welp no fucks given anymore, so let's crash this shit

>>587882729
This thread sucked from the beginning op..

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>>587882582
Yeah, OP here, won't send anymore messages because I got bored. Thanks all, it was a fun one, ye faggots.

>>587882956
Thanks OP
Merry Christmas. Thanks for the topkeks