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Explain why you're on 4chan instead of celebrating Christmas with your family/friends
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I literally know nobody apart from my family, who I'm not really that close to.
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No one is up yet
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>>587793913
becaus i am alone :(
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>>587793913
my family is pretty fucked/no friends
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>>587793913
Because I have no family and religion was always kind of pointless to me.

>inb4 basement dwelling neckbeard
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Because i deserve a bullet in the head... out of mercy
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my family is pretty fucked/no friends
my wife sleep
my 2months son is with me.
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family doesn't like me, have no friends. have spent every christmas day alone for 20 years, the last 6 of which i've spent here. get on my level.
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Because it is noon and we are relaxing before the mess of food prep later on in the day.

Hell, I'm still about to have breakfast and it is noon.
Lazy days general.
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>>587793913
Because fuck life.
That's why
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>>587793913
Mexican, Christmas was yesterday
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>>587794809
Those feels.

>me currently
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>>587793913
They're sleeping'.
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>>587793913
Saw one side of the family yesterday. Will see the other side later today.
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>>587793913
cus iam stoned playing league and I have no friends plus my family is shit that's why I haven't seen them in years.
Being alone sucks tho...
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>>587793913
4:16 am here and they are asleep
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Cuz its 5 am and I just did a little coke
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>>587794809
I am sorry for you. I wish I could be ur friend. I have none as well
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>>587795301
I need a friend lets be friends.
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>>587795403
wanna play LoL? I have crs voice and skype lol
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I am an alcohol
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I am a loser.
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>>587793913
>7:17am
>everyone asleep
>going to have a big dinner with glazed ham and a bunch of other shit
>cheesecake

Have some dank ass bud ive been high as fuck on for a while now, feelgood.
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because it's already after midnight. Christmas is over already.
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>>587795467
I don't even have LoL

My computer is too big of a piece of shit to handle it.

I would tho
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I hate my family, and my friends are
Celebrating with theirs.
Gonna meet a cute milf soon though.
She'll most likely ask for a massage and we all know how will that end.
Merry christmas faggots.
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>>587795695
Enjoy the psychotic shit that is a 'milf'

Half of them are crazy.
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Because it's 4 AM and I'm browsing /b/ while I take an early morning shit.
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>>587795162

>stoned playing league

exactly what I'm doing

family is far away and I'm not too excited to see them anyway. Just consumed a pot brownie and gonna play some fucking league.
I'm absolutely fine with this
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At work currently, doing nothing work related. Getting paid $38 and hour to browse /b/
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>>587794211
/thread
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Playing smite. Don't celebrate
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>>587795520
>>587795571
I am both as well... lmao

>>587795641
download it, and you should play with me :) >>587795799
NA ? if so add me
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Because i fucking woke up early and i feel like shit, so I'm sitting here on the couch in the living room browsing here on the Wii U while watching the Game Grumps play Mario 3 for the millionth time while waiting for everyone to wake up.
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im russian, we dont really celebrate christmas
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I don't celebrate christmas
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>>587795571
Nah man were all alphas on /b/ lol no one in this thread seems to have freinds IRL (me included) but we can spend Christmas together, with our bros
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>>587793913
too busy self harming over bf leaving me 2 yrs ago.
(grill)
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>>587793913
They're all still asleep and I woke up to take a shit
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I'm fapping. Christmas fap
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dinner is not ready yet
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>>587796193
Ho ho HOHOHHOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOHOOHOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOOOOO
Fuck that felt good
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>>587796180
Show tits
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>>587795867

Sorry mate, I'm on EUW. Have fun though.
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>>587796034
Why not?
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>>587796262
You better not fap, you better not cry.
You better not cum I'm tellin you why

Santa is a cum hungry monster
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>>587795764
Yeah what do you take me for? A notmalfag?
I have more personality disorders than stalin had.
Gonna have me some good ole abusive relationship with a milf, while fucking with the head of a young chick who's crazier than the two of us combined.
This christmas is going wonderful so far.
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>>587796348
faggit summer f ag
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Work for company that cleans movie theater.

Work Christmas eve morning and Christmas morning meaning i lost my two days off and have to work 5 days in a row.

go in usually 3-am 4-am.

usually so tired after work sleep all day don't see family.
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>>587795830
Work in a hotel? I knew a guy who watched movies all night on synchtube while he was sitting at the front desk
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>>587793913
Everyone still sleeping. Baby was hungry. Got up to deed her. Now sitting on couch watching yule log on the CW.
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>>587793913

My family isn't up yet and probably won't be for another couple of hours. We go to my aunt's house in the afternoon where we meet up with the rest of the family and celebrate christmas.
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Because I'm Muslim and these infidels aren't going to behead themselves.
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>>587793913
'cause my christmas is in two weeks
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>>587795867
I would download it, and my computer would catch fire and burn a hole into my ceiling.
Inevitably causing Santa to drop down through the hole thinking its a chimney, and notice that I am a slovenly lonely piece of shit, and ream me out with a piece of coal.
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KILL UR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
CALL (911) MURDER THEM XMAS MORNING
PRESENT tO UR FAMILY PLEBIAN
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we already did.
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ITT: beta faggots
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should i try to go back to sleep or just browse here for a few hours
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I'm making myself feel better by checking all the girls on adultwork.com, who are so fucked that they're screwing dudes for cash even on christmas day. pic related - i'm getting drunk now, and this evening i'm gonna go piss in this cunt's mouth while i make her gargle-sing carols. happy fucking christmas.
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>>587796687
Good thing you've arrived in time then.
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>>587795066
same. nice dubs though.
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>>587793913
Can't I do both?
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>>587796888
Thanks.

Nice trips bruv

We should chill
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guys u better find some one with u can spend your christmas :/ its something pretty
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To spread this skank's pic
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>>587796793
ewww no wonder you gonna get drunk
>inb4 trap
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Everyone's in the shower or otherwise getting ready to head to my uncle's for a massive extended family dinner. Thought I'd stop by and see what depraved Christmas musings 4chan had to offer whilst waiting for them ;)
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>>587797116
That must be a big shower...
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6:30 AM, can't sleep. Plenty of fun planned in the morning with the GF and such.
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>>587797069
>ewww
>implying
>trap
nope.
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2543988
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Dad died in June and I could spend enough time with him because I was scared of the inevitable. During that time period surrounding his death, my wife was fucking 5 different guys.

So I'm on here because fuck Christmas.
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>>587795867
>>587796589

Paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
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>>587793913

Already done it on 24.12. The 25.12. and 26.12. is a time for me.
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>>587797205
hah gaaayyyy
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>>587793913
I was wiyth my family and friends. ive only just got back from it, 20 fucking beers later and none of this american fucking beer its pure australian fucking FILTH. drunk dialed my ex told her shes a cunt, curently slaming a bottle of whiskey
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>>587793913
why aren't you OP
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>>587797195

That's the least of their worries. There's only one waterproof vibrator in the house that actually works at the moment.
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>>587797205
Must be nice.

>7:30 AM Can't sleep. No presents, no friends, family is away.

I am going to an hero later and stream it.

It will be the most depressing thing anyone will ever witness, and I will be glad to share it with you all.
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Done and done. Hey how is everyone's Xmas Morning going?
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My sister is still at her fiances house. My dad said we have to wait for them. I can see my PS4 sitting there but cant play games until were here
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>>587797435
I am OP
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>>587797508
Prepping for suicide.
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>>587797259
>http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2543988

man i cant belive that site is real.
her # and how much it costs. Holy shit
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>>587797280
lol
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>>587797428
Stuff of legends right there
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Im in the car with my gf and uncle. Boring as fuck
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>>587797576
Well, just put some Christmas lights on your head or a hooker on your dick. Whatever dude, find something better to do
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>>587797539
>Can only look at ps4
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>>587793913
Becuase I'm the only one who wakes up before 8.
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My wife and kids are still asleep...I'm suppose to be wrapping presents but I'm getting high instead
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Because it is 5:40 in the morning, I'm high, and my family is 1600 miles away. This Christmas is going to be the shit.
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>>587793913

My wife has the flu, so we're staying in to avoid infecting our families. After I (inevitably) get sick too, and it runs it's course, we're going to disinfect our gifts and have a late christmas.

She's asleep, what else would I do but browse /b/?
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>>587793913
mother is at dialysis when she gets done at around 11 we will start

i woke up at 4 because my brain is an asshole
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>>587797794
haha at least someone feels my pain
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Because I'm overseas in Korea stuck on base. Fuck the army
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>>587797899
>Dat pikcha
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Because its 6 am and the sun isn't up
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Ehmm. System stop thinking my post is spam.
Because christmas isn't a big deal We celebrate Ch4nukah and i don't like spending the entire day with family.
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>>587798029
It's not like you didn't have a choice.
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kos europoor.. we celebrate the eve, not the day.. day is for optional family dinners and shit
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>>587794779
youre so lucky to have a baby

you could do like whatever you wanted with it u know?
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Why is a Jewish holiday considered spam? Chanukah
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>>587798104
A choice as in to be in the service or to be on base?
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>>587793913
srry my post is spam
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>>587796793
god that bitch is hot
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>>587798153
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Because I'm German and we celebrate the 24th you faggot
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>>587796180
>2 yrs ago
Maybe you should just let go,have you tried finding a new boyfriend?
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>>587793913
I'm at work.
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>>587798153
speaking of which does anyone know when they start remembering things?
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Because Christmas was yesterday......
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>>587793913
I really like that picture
it's very festive
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>>587798387
You COULD be the perfect candidate.
Think about it
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>>587798461
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>>587796180
Self harming of a bf? Christ o mighty...no one is worth that much.. you don't give your 7 pounds by cutting it all
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Because I'm in Colorado and my family is in Chicago. I'm so fucking hungover and hungry omg halp.
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>>587794211
Basically this. 6:50 mane
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Becuase its 1:49am, so xmas ended here in NZ an hour ago.

Spent it with cousins and family, grazing on food all day :^)
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>>587793913
No.
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No one is up. I'm sitting on the toilet. I'm a major alcoholic who let everything slip through my fingers so now we barely have gifts and everything has gone to ahit. Couple this with a sick wife who has some kind of mental block about getting her ass in gear to apply for SSI and boom, there you are.

Mostly it's because it's early though.
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>>587797046
her last name sounds like an STD
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>>587798757
Central u.s.

You a texasfag?
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Christmas has kind of lost its magic for me, I am 19, I woke up this morning opened presents with Mum, Dad, Sister and Dog, only bit I enjoyed was seeing my dogs joy as she opened her presents which were dog toys and treats. My parents are pretty miserable, my older sister is special needs so we can't really talk, my brother who I am actually enjoy being around is somewhere in France with his gf. I am in the bath right now browsing 4chan on my phone, in a minute I will get out, do some chemistry revision from my exam in January and eat Christmas dinner with my family who will sit mostly in silence or repeat the generic conversation they have every year which consists of some remark about the food tasting nice, then just silence. I find it stupid, we never eat together usually my parents only insist in doing it because it's Christmas even though they hate each other.

Anyway, Happy Christmas everyone, even though it's just another meaningless day.

>pic unrelated
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My daughter and I get up early as fuck. We are waiting movies waiting on my wife to wake up.
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>>587798762
Not even 8am in east coast USA.
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/b/ros, I found a girl I don't hate for once, and it's gonna be a good chrimbus. Have a merry one, you bastards
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>>587798836
Jesus that's heavy

But isn't ssi like for niggers?
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>>587798886
Nah, Missouri
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>>587798955
>NZ
>USA

You fucking wot, m8.
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>>587798903
Ask them if they are excited to see cum bottle guy return this year.
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The magic of christmas is 100% gone now for me,but i thought i would give it another crack this year so i spent a lot of time and money buying presents for people and actually putting some thought into it and what i get in return is a load of shitty presents bought from supermarkets,i got loads of chocolate when i dont even like chocolate,nobody put any thought into any of it so fuck it im done.

I would rather people send me nothing at all rather than meaningless junk.
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>>587799086
Who?
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>>587793913
Mum has taken little bro to dad's, older bro playing Far Cry 4, I'm listening to Arch Enemy on cool new record player. Will spend all of tonight making Warhammer with my dad. Good Christmas for me I reckon.
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>>587798955
As a citizen of th3 good ol U S of A I want to appologize on the behlaf of this simpleton.
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>>587799086
Is that the guy who saves all his cum in a bottle? I prefer toe nail guy.
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Because I have to work :/
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>>587799175
40K or Fantasy?
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>>587799086
Jizzus Christ
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>>587799112
Lol why u mad bro?
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>>587799232
Same here /b/ro. Same fuckin here
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https://isitchristmas.com/
PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>587799045
That's welfare. Ssi is social security and you can get it early if you're fucked up, which she mostly is. She passes out and shit, been to every doctor on earth twice, all they can tell us is that she has vasovagal syncope, which means she faints. No clue why. Can't drive anymore, fades every so often and has to go to sleep or e in major pain.

No clue.
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>>587793913
I got dumped on Friday and I'm not really feeling Christmas right now.
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>>587799060
Got family there cheers and merry christmas!
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>>587793913
It's 6 @m
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>>587793913
>implying im not with family.
pass the potatos based anon.
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>>587796368
>I have more personality disorders than stalin had.
you are just one really edgy little faggot that lies on the internet to cover his own failure in life. kill yourself.
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>>587799170

Jizzus Christ.

Well, done pooping. Back to bed.
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>>587799398
You too, man. Merry Christmas, all o' ya
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>>587799382
I was being an ass but you explained it man. That fucking sucks. I honestly wish you the best. I actually need SSI myself but I can't be bothered to keep fighting it.
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Because I'm waiting for my family to wake up.
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>>587799382
They're trying to say its mental. Input over reaction reaction.
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>>587799185
It happens a fair amount it seems, people think anything other than UK is some US state/city.

Plebs.
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>>587799215
Yeah. Piss bottle guys gonna show up too.
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Because I'm used to getting up at 3am for work, and everybody is sleeping.

I'll probably spend all morning with my family, and all evening with my wife's family
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Wife is working all day, all of my family lives out of town. Home alone with the dog, smoking chronic weed and doing whatever I want. It's not too bad. Will see my family this weekend.
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im at work
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Because my family is shit and my only friends are on the internet.
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waiting for my family to pick me up
best friend is meeting a girl in another country
girlfriend is visiting family in another country
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>>587799634
You need. Lawyer. You will get back pay to the moment you signed up or some ahit and they will work for a third of that. Will probably have a croaker doctor for you to see too. Once you get them, you just do what they say and its a matter of time.
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>>587799065
Was making a comparison of time zones. Is everyone retarded today?
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Because I'm a faggot. Seriously, because I'm gay and stopped taking to me lmao.
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>>587799023
Apologize for making an observation? Wth is wrong with you?
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>>587800022
Well it is /b/, what else do we expect?

Even get people without level 1 NCEA on /zng/ for fucks sake.
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>>587799914
7 years back pay is a shit ton of money anon lol, they fight hard to keep it.

I have what is called Hemophilia A (severe) my blood doesn't clot properly or at all at times.

Has been a bitch to live with and I was receiving SSI up until I was 18
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>>587800252
/nzg/, forgive my late night sleep deprived induced autism
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>>587799112
I fucking get this. I always try to love Christmas. Ended up having to buy all my presents myself and giving them to people to give to me. It doesn't help that it never snows any more, that'd make it cool.
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>>587800204
Wat
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I have 3 dollars left in my bank account and rent is due soon. No presents for anyone. It's hard to watch your sister be showered in gifts while you're struggling. I want to cry so bad but I can't. My room mate is trying to drag me out with her since she sees I'm in a funky mood, but I declined. I'm not trying to add seeing my ex to my list of a why this is a wonderful shitmas. I hate being poor. I hate being forced to live on my own at 20 years old. I just literally hate my life and as much as I wholeheartedly try to better it, some greater force shits on my attempts and laughs at me while I try to clean the shit up. I hate Christmas. I hate everything.
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>>587794779
I miss my toddlers potatoe days.
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>>587799240
Fantasy, got the last Dwarf Battleline in our local store. Never played it before so I'm hyped as fuck. Have an Eldar army as well though
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>>587799112
Damn. Thoughtless pricks
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>>587794588
what about xmas, or kristmas?
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>>587798903
How exactly does a dog open a present?
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>>587800367
Hey man cheer up /b/ro. Get some fresh air, take a stroll and breathe. Love yourself and love you're alive being poor is only temporary. You'll blossom soon if you stick at it and work hard. Don't give up buddy, life is a bitch but she's also full of wonder and amazing things to conquer.
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>celebrating Christmas with your family
already did
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>>587800873
Also, Merry Christmas, friend.
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>>587793913
What the fuck are you talking about? These faggots are my friends and family.
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>>587799112
Do you ever feel like gift giving for 90% of people is a completely stupid formality that actually ends up making our lives net shittier?

Like, I get the idea. If you had some superhuman race of gregarious normalfags who all legitimately liked each other, yes, they'd probably get a lot of pleasure from the process of thinking lovingly about each other and pouring their love into thoughtful gifts.

The thing is, people aren't actually like that, we're just selfish faggots trying to imitate the behaviour of these idealized touchy feely people we imagine, and we give gifts grudgingly and frankly bitterly out of a repressed sense of obligation.
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>no friends
>no money to buy family presents
>Christmas/thanksgiving with family is the only time I've ever had panic attacks
>four years in a row I ended up throwing up or passing out and fucking up everyone's holiday while they try to figure out what's wrong with me
>for the last three years Ive waited until two or three days after Christmas to open my presents and thank everyone individually while apologizing that I can't help but fuck it up one way or another
>everyone but mom and grandma seem to understand, but those two still love to remind me that my not being there somehow makes it shitty nonetheless.
>I stay home feeling sorry for myself(but mostly mom&gma) for being the only one who misses it besides an uncle who lives halfway across the country
>stress puke anyways, but at least I'm the one cleaning it up
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>>587801265
I don't give gifts excepts to people I actually care for and love. My brother and girlfriend are the only 2 people I've been arsed to spend a penny on this year. Everyone else pissed in my cheerios and can kindly fuck themselves.
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>>587801800
They still love you despite your panic attacks friend. You can't help what's causing you such distress. Not everyone can understand butfor those who do, don't worry anon.
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>>587801265
>you don't have facts to back this up
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>>587802231
Its like an opinion maaannn
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>>587801803
I wish I could be like that but frankly I'm a pussy.
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>>587802293
>opinion
>not another word for bullshit
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no one awake yet
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Because its too early. And I'm checking em
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its 5 in the morning.... no one is awake yet
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Cause I'm shitting right now
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I am an only child, both of my parents are dead. I have no other relations that I know of. I also left my fiance's house instead of spending the night there ( I had lunch with her at her parents house today ) because now I can't stand being around other people for an extended period of time. We are supposed to get married but the truth is I like living alone because its my place and I dont have to answer to anyone. So I dont know what will happen in the future.
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Not even 6am
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>>587793913
Its too early. No one is up yet.
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Because I'm a nigger and I really really want kill myself.
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>>587799391

you'll have another gf soon enough, so chin up. Keep positive.
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because, I am trying to find something to fap to....in a few hours...its going to be ape shit crazy with relatives, kids, stockings, and distant family and friends I want to suck me off...
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Well, I already got my Seahawks sweatshirt.

Now, I don't care. It's only done out of tradition anyways. Or else should I go stomp on the guy who's here for nothing other than being a douche bag?

He's fat and practices tai chi. I could be like "it's morning and you can pour me my coffee." Not like he could do anything.

I'm just not bored enough.
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You are my family sillies
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>>587793913
Spent christmas with my family yesterday

Today my friends aren't replying to my texts

I might as well get shitfaced drunk and listen to music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cfq-9qzlIc
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>>587798461
Babies have what is referred to as 'childhood dementia' and they forget everything before age 5. Memories that you may think you experience are actually creations of the mind to fill in gaps so you're at peace (hard to explain :p) however the child will have problems in future mentally and will end up being fucked up some how.
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>>587797493
I'll be joining you m8
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>>587805139
our cousin Erin is looking pretty hot this yea, eh?
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>>587793913
don't have any
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>>587793913
The people I liked are all dead and the ones left alive either hate me or I have never met them or they're just douches.
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>>587805467

That's very insightful until I tell you you're full of shit and please fuck off into your four-year degree of nonsense.
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>>587793913
cuz it's the calm before the shit storm

>mfw i dont want to go anywhere
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>>587805707
Implying psychology isn't a subject that takes thoughtful insight into the mind and the effects of incidents in the past.
>freud 1 >random nigger on /b/ 0
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>>587796092
Eh speak for yourself. I have like 6 friends and I will probably do something with them once they finish their family stuff.
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>>587805849
psychology and 'thinking' are for weak minded plebs

joining the army and shooting people and not feeling anything, that is strength you fag
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when visiting family, how do you politely let them all know that you don't have shit for them?
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>>587800831
kek
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