ITT: Things you masturbate to a lot.

Fucking my ex.
Fantasizing about single moms I know fucking their kids.
Brother/sister hookups
>i got problems man

15-18 year olds, because that's legal here.

Girls out west
Chastity tease
fisting

Also japanese style animated girls.

>>587679138
Your fantasies are limited to what's legal? lol What are you going to be arrested for something in your mind?

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>>587679468
>fisting

read as "fishing"

>>587679981
:D
first tiem after long time that I smiled on 4chan

>>587679981
What? What I get off to has nothing to do with the law actually, but I thought I'd mention what makes me hard is something I can actually get. Physically.

>>587680479
For the first time in forever...

No?

>>587678591
OP.... pic related?

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>>587679030

Fucking my ex.
Fantasize about what it'd be like to be my friends moms kid and fucking them.
Brother/sister hookups. - Infact one of the reasons I miss my ex is because she liked to roleplay incest.

You aren't alone man,

>>587678591
What is this from?

Rape.
And don't anybody dare tell me they don't.

>>587680805
Idk, I found it in a YFYL thread the other day

>>587680826
My fellow citizen of African descent

>>587679844
You sick man

>>587680826
facebook rape roulette

the ingrid betancourt rape video

>>587679844
fag

>>587680977
we must find ther sauce

>>587680479
:D

>>587678591
lol i have no idea why but that webm made me laugh

>>587679844
Faggot

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These are the most perfect stretch marks ever. They just awaken my boner, I want to rub my balls against them.

>>587679844
Jimmy can't dance

Things that I didn't before I came to this shit hole.

Your mom

>>587679844
Super duper party troopers

memories and stuff I wish I could fuck

>>587679844
So hot

lulz

>>587679844
This

hentai, rule 34

>>587681539
I always felt bad for freddy kreugers daughter, poor girl.

>>587681802
that smells through my computer

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Every damn time.

>>587679138
austistic pleb

everyone knows women are hottest in their 20s

>>587680767
good thing you are not a father then

>>587682097
You fucking moron.

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>>587681706
>safety car

oh fuck

>>587682097
Hell nah. I'd fuck a 15 year old anyday.

>>587680241
>Oh yeah baby reel him in, oh god OH GOD WE NEED THE NET

>>587681275
The actress is Eva Green

>>587682444
pedofag
were you abused as a child?

>>587682097
>opinions
>>587682316
>Not giving a reason why he's an idiot

>2014

>>587678591
Source is from Womb (2010)

/title/tt1216520/

>>587682549
pretty sure the movie is called womb

>>587682672
>implying you wouldn't fuck a 15 year old if given the chance

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except the actual videos

>>587682672
Negative. Think about it. Tight pussy. Pick the damn kid up on my dick. Facefuck to the bottom of her throat. Hnngggg... shit gets me going already.

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A friend I never managed to fuck. We date for a while like 6 years ago and I almost fuck her once but the chance got away and we broke and won't talk for 2 years, now she is very careful of getting close enough. I can touch and kiss her once she's drunk tho.
She has the voice and body of a 16 yo but she's 18.

>hot porno sex fuck

>>587681539
i.....i want to touch those stretch marks..

>>587683058
I have to redownload this. I wish it wasn't blurry and fuzzy and censored.

female orgasm compilations

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>>587682975
>had the chance
>didn't

>>587679981
I agree with you here, but tbh if you were to think about something "illegal" too much hand it got you off, well you could turn into a pedo, sex offender, or creep whose into crazy stuff
that's how psychopaths are made /b/ro

>>587680479
>>587679981
this is why i like this place.

>>587681990
underrated post

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>>587682097

You're not everyone

>>587678591
Porn. Gangbang porn.

>>587683668
same

oppai loli
regular loli doesn't do it for me

>>587683974
wat dat?

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Small dicks

>>587678591
did mommy abandon you?

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Broads who mutilate their bodies by getting implants and plastic surgery.

I fap to the thought of demeaning women that believe they're sophisticated, or girls with superiority complexes. I fap to the thought of fucking naive girls from middle American households.

I really enjoy defiling women emotionally.

>>587683511
yeah bro. ill fite u irl. ill fook u up m8 sware on me mum

i feel the urge to mastubate fantasiating about
the missionary position for recreational puporses.

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>>587678591
Mind control hentai or fanfiction that involves the victims not registering the main characters actions.

The only thing that sucks is that it doesn't have it's own real name or category so I kinda have to dig for this kind of material.

>>587684257
>recreational

Its procreational you faggot.

>>587684177
Fuck. yes.

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>>587684080
Lurk moar fgt :^)

>>587682975
i wouldnt
i can barely fuck a girl a year younger than me. too damn annoying

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>>587684080
This stuff. Pretty common tag on those websites.

>>587684329
i know dat feel

>>587684451
Ductape. Solves all problems.

>>587684329
ht tp : //pururin . com/browse/1981/10/mind-control.html

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>>587684416
that's not oppai at all

>>587684356
>masturbation fantasiating.

how do you got your hand pregnant anon?

>>587678591
womens panties

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this gets me hard

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>>587684701
I think your taking oppai a little to far man.

>>587684846
this is devil.

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>>587684666
>666

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>>587684846

>>587684982
They just can't be flat chest or regular size. Anything above big is my favorite.

>>587685050
...shit

>>587684830
What if a man wore them?

>>587683785
a girls prime is about 25
hell most girls get a breast growth spurt during college

>>587684782
Has your cum rag not grown mushrooms before?

>>587684649
again im sane and was raised normally

>>587685302
>prime
No. Fresh is prime. You're getting in there late at 17 and she's worthless at 18 or after.

http://vimeo.com/109862621 this shit right here

>>587681539
Poor lady... guess it's like a badge of honor?

>>587685485
>Can't even use minimal punctuation.

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>>587682444
only betas fuck underage girls
>tfw you cant girls your age

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something about this image makes me want to cum on myself

fuckingmachines com

>>587682778
>that plot

What the fuck

>>587685255
I get off to pics of them, me wearing them, and I guess traps wearing some nice panties

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>>587684666
I appreciate the link, but I'm talking about stuff where they completely ignore their actions.

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>>587678591
Why couldn't the child have been a girl and not a horribly deformed genetic mishap of one either!?

>>587681539
I don't think those are stretch marks. And what I do think they are turn me on even more.

>>587686128
Yeah I dont understand it.

>>587686134
You did put an 'or'. Then I am at a lost, anon.

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>>587685591
have you fucked anyone over the age of 12?
a girl's sexual prime is in her 20s
>tfw you can google any article and im right
>tfw when youre in denial that youre autistic

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>>587679981
He's preparing for the U.S. advances in technology under Hitlery Cunton

>>587685849
>losing argument
>better talk about his grammar

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>>587686490
Sorry for not communicating my thoughts correctly. Thanks again for the link.

>>587686804
What are we arguing?

>>587685081
>dat filename
>kek

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>>587684451
>implying you have sex with any women younger older or same age
>Kissless virgin, detected

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>>587685081

Talking about porn? When I was in my teens (I guess around 2006), ten years ago, I used to watch porn, mostly blowjobs or anal. Then I'd come here and discover the wonders of jailbait, traps, tentacles, girls fucking their dogs, choke fucking, necro, foot fetish, pee, spoiled ejaculation, wincest, etc. At some point I ran out of things that were taboo or weird enough to get me hard just by looking or watching. Didn't take too long. It's sad for a teenager to run out of things to fap over.

These days I have to be hard already by accident. No porn does it for me. Once I'm already hard, and I feel I might as well put porn on, I tend to watch blowjob porn mostly.

If you're talking about what I fantasize about, usually either being blown by my ex, because she did it well. Or fucking my female colleagues in the toilets at work. Or that girl at the supermarket.

One thing I've started doing is googling for things that people have said. Like, I'll google for "caught my son masturbating" or "caught my brother masturbating" or "babysitting jerked off" or "practice blowjobs brother" or "jerked off at school". Etc. there are always forum or yahoo or whatever posts by people talking about how they did X or Y or witnessed this and that. That sometimes turns me on, I fap to that. I think up some hot wincest or taboo scenario and then google it as if someone's describing an anecdote.

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>>587687633
>implying i havent
why would i need to lie on an anonymous board?

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straight shota

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>>587689265
Same

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May dump may not

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if someone requests I'll dump

ive really cut down on masturbating over the years but occasionally i fap to one of my female friends.
shes a virgin and fit so i always fantasize of how tight she is.

I think we need Spiderman

>>587689613
dont

>>587690054
KEK

>>587688566
nicki minaj has a nicki minaj phone case

>>587689761
moar plz

>>587686642
Incorrect. She's hottest at teen level and her sex drive is banging at 30

>>587688566
dues ex minaj

>>587678591
chicks

>>587691044
i reckon youre in your early 20s?
a girl is most attractive around 22-24

>>587682097
>20's

half that

>>587689761
love this stuff

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>>587690919

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>>587691419
>17-19
>not hugely attractive

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Any lurking?

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I've got like 5 more pics so someone else help out

>>587692072
>>587691985
i am monitoring these image.jpgs

>>587691985
Sure

>>587692536
go on

>>587683058
sauce?

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My sack is almost empty boys

>>587691985
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5

>>587678591

#WebcamVideoFrom

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Last pics coming

>>587691755
17-19 is attractive
but a girls boobs are like a mans height. many still grow in their 20s. sure there are early bloomers but most girls are at their pinnacle of attraction at the end of undergrad

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>>587685302
>prime
>25
>pick one

The average woman wants to get married at 25, you moron. By scientific standards thats not their "prime" its your end (or the sucked that gets stuck with a used up cumdumster). They might get more sexually aroused after menapause but they also have decreases in estrogine, get increased facial hair and develop distinctly male habits and features.

Prime is fresh
Prime is the best cut
Prime for a woman is at the beginning of their full sexual and physical maturity which biology states is at average of 15 years, or slightly less.

Go change diaper and put on your prego stomach, you emasculated virginal bitch.

>>587692536
Sauce plz? Mobilefag here

>>587689332
more like these

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That's all folks I have some hidden away with my illegal shit but that'd be too much trouble unless more people want to bump

>>587678591
Jesus Christ I would have had the hardest cock if I was that kid

>>587678591
Sauce OP where sthat from?

>>587691685
Lol I made that image

You got it off gelbooru right?

>>587693312
More!

>>587693415
From another 4chan thread also gj I came to it b4

>>587678591
I haven't felt like masturbating at all lately, I start to and say to myself "what the fuck am I doing?" "you pathetic fuck, this is going to be your life?"
"you make me sick to my stomach, you have to jerkoff because you are disgusting and no girl is ever going to love you" "you should just kill yourself right now and get it over with, you life isn't going to get any better, you fucking shit stain loser!"
I makes it hard to want any pleasure after that

>>587683785
lol the SunnyD in the background actually got me.

>>587684329
source?

>>587678591

Oh come on, that actress is uglier than fucking me. What is this fucking gross taste you have, OP?

JB teens 13-16

Double penetration creampies

Caught masturbating

Final 3 (I mean it this time) incoming

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>>587682672
Yeah

>>587685449
Good Lord

>>587693312
sauce?

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whatever my pillow tells me to.

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I have the source for none of these and sorry it takes so long I have to crop them

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last one boys

>>587694557
thanks anon

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>>587694557

i fantasize about going back in time and having a 3way with my highschool gf and her mom. my gf looked just like her mom except younger. her mom was a total cougar-milf.

i used to fuck my gf while thinking about her mom and her mom and i had a few awkward glances back and forth and she loved to flirt. i think she saw it as innocent fun on my part.

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Pretty girls with big breasts

>>587693312
Do want

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if you like /ss/ you have to check out this new hentai

busty petite girls

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centaur women

>>587693312
MORE IS NEEDED

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I'm a filthy liar and forgot this one
REAL LAST ONE

>>587682672
I was never abused as a child and id fuck a 15 year old. Go hang yourself.

>>587679138
France, please go.

if someone feels like making a new straight shota thread and dumping some pics I can dig up some more from old hard drives

>>587681802
Any more of her?

>>587695264
>>587695317
ok i admit thats hot.

>>587695658
yeah but don't they smell bad? not just regular bo but bad feminine hygiene as well? i fucked a girl during freshman year and i swear to god it was like i stirred something up and my dorm smelled for a day and half. my roommate who pretended to be asleep during the whole thing never let me hear the end of it.

>>587681706
the ambulance doesnt even do anything!