Post food hacks
great, now you have apple skin on the wall and ceiling to clean. great hack
>>587140106
>anon, why did you lose your eye
>I WAS HACKING FOOD, YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND
>>587140106
So he used a multi blade Gillett razor or something? And removed all blades except for one so it would cut?
>>587140106
dat mess...
dese dubs...
>>587142509
God damn it, I hope your trollin...
>>587142509
Looks like it.
>>587142509
idk, it looks like maybe he left two blades on it. if you look closely, you can see one on the top and bottom.
>>587144572
have u dumb niggers ever spent a minute in the kitchen cooking?
its called a peeler
>>587142509
It's a peeler...
>>587144572
No, but look at it. He used a razer or something.
hack your ice cream
hack your ketchup
hack your fridge
hack your chocolate chips
hack your sncake
hack your nuts
hack your orange
>>587145363
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET ICECREAM OUT OF THE CONTAINER WITH A FUCKING KNIFE!!!!!!?????????
>>587145363
who the fuck wants a slice of ice cream? nigga I want a scoop
>>587146128
What the fuck are snakes actually made out of cake?
>>587146128
What other kinds of snakes can you eat?
>>587146647
calm down, son
hack your grilled cheese
I guess that's useful when you need to peel 100 apples.
>>587146678
youre gonna get a slice and youre gonna like it faggot
>>587147114
>>587147352
Congrats homos
>>587145462
>pancakes with a faint smell of ketchup
yum
>>587146647
He cut it in half obvi
>>587147114
>>587146678
haw haw
>>587147114
>>587147352
Cobgratulations
>>587146905
>last five dollars
>spend it all on one meal
Come on. You can get days worth of ramen or rice for that amount
FOOD HACK #287
Did you know that you can use a potato to carve a pumpkin? It's not an ideal method but it works ina pinch!
>>587140835
do it outside
>>587146905
This is overrated
>>587145756
dont keep beer like this its gives the air more surface area and will make the beer taste shittier
>>587141322
>losing an eye
ok
>>587147904
Kek
>Get can.
>Open can a little over halfway.
>Stick finger into can, as far as you like.
>Pull.
The lid flies off (quite far so watch out) and bends in a way where you can use it as a spoon.
>>587148128
i'll take your word for it
>>587148128
When I say open halfway, I mean go halfway around with a can opener.
>>587147974
Source?
>>587148128
Can you please just use this can.
>>587140780
>Shitting with pants on
>>587146905
Tried this, didn't work
>>587148128
Street urchin confirmed
>>587147114
>>587147352
Congrats you guys
Enjoy your ice cream and apples
>>587144360
Im clapping ;]
>>587148501
That can is for faggots. I will use this from now on.
>>587144944
>>587144883
I find these images
Apealing . . .
hack your trailer park picnic
>>587148501
the autism kek
>>587142509
You should but a razor, and then peel your wrists till u die fggt.
>>587144944
DUDE !!!
Your last two numbers are the SAME !!!
>>587148736
i'm gonna go kill myself now
>>587148904
WOW
>>587147904
Very nice
hack your doritos
>>587142509
Hard to tell really, looks like he took a regular one bladed razor but he flipped the blade to produce the peel trajectory pattern
>>587148793
hack your bag of semen
>>587147974
>Gives the air more surface area to make the bottle taste bad
Good thing I'm drinking the beer inside
>>587148128
Guys it works, i only cut half my finger off trying to open it half way at first, but the rest did get sliced off when i dud the pulling thing. Still nice hack, leet hacks haxxor lol ayy lmao.
>>587148753
>ice cream cake
No, just multiple ice creams in a pile
hack your digestive system
>>587145756
Nope.
<-- This
>>587149126
Holy shit this is genious
>>587147974
fuck you
>>587146905
>cheese
>>587142509
it's a vegetable peeler, retards.
hack your fertilized eggs femanons
>>587146128
i nearly lost my shit
hack your diabetes americans
hack your inner italian
>>587146647
Retard, you cut the packaging off of it... Jesus christ dude
>>587147974
Rotate your stock on a regular basis you fucking teetotaler
>>587149461
kek
>>587148513
You must not know how it really works newfag.
>>587149315
Nigger he's talking about the air inside the bottle.
If it's standing the bubble inside floats to the top.
What happens when it's on the side.
Hope you a troll.
>>587147836
you can get a weeks worth of ramen for $5
hack your fork
Hack your ramen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA
>>587149779
Oh that's nasty
>>587147974
It's mostly carbon dioxide dude. Beer is carbonated. It's releasing CO2 until it reaches a dynamic equilibrium constant. Whether you store it vertically, horizontally, or in your asshole really doesn't matter that much.
>>587149551
DUDE
>>587148977
Do it on cam.
>>587145906
or you could just get one of those feed bags that a horse uses
>>587149779
aaaand cooking like this gets you a empty table..
>>587149779
that would taste disgusting
>>587149945
Where's the part where the eggs get cooked
>>587149126
you fat fucks should kill yourselves
>>587142509
naahh looks like an industrial rpm spin peeler , its supposed to be mounted
>>587149779
That doesn't even look remotely appetizing.
>>587149779
Only in America.
>>587148793
How's your first day on 4chan?
>>587150754
you dont cook the eggs, they just crack the eggs into the bowl as shown
>>587149315
>make the bottle taste bad
>bottle taste bad
>bottle
you wot m8
>>587150371
this dude is G
>>587142509
Looks like a drill to me.
>>587150794
>>587148753
No bake. . .
Iced cream . . .
>>587149603
>Deschutes brews
>Mah nigga
>>587149945
my fav pasta of all time
>>587151226
you've made it?
>>587151116
>uses a fucking magic bullet blender top as a cup
>>587151037
Isn't that a salmanella risk?
hack your banana
>>587150754
I did it saving the spaghetti very very hot in a closed pan, wait to serve it and when you went to eat is cooked
>>587151116
>>587150481
Ikr!
>>587146128
so that's what snakes are made out of?
>>587151116
Maybe he's mixing a drink. Also has anyone heard of worm eggs in Capri Suns?
>>587151417
>impliying he isnt going to mix it with some ice
I am ashamed, but I would love to eat that McCasserole thing, I'm European what's fucking wrong with me
I love epicmealtime type of shit anyone got any of that??
>>587149671
Not knowing this is an old as fuck Australian tradition called toad in the hole motherfucker.
>>587151775
Worm eggs?
>>587151731
sncake you faggot
>>587151476
he mixes it with other shit but if you get shit-tier eggs then i guess?
>>587151183
Some niggas just want to see the world burn
>>587148128
dont do this unless you wanna fuck up your finger
>>587151014
You motherfucker
>>587151809
>assuming he is
>>587149945
new warning is out, when you heat olive oil to high temps, it emits toxins
>>587151476
The heat from the hot pasta and bacon cooks the eggs... Egg protein cooks at around 150 degrees F.
>>587151014
some people just want to sit and watch the world burn..
>>587151997
I know it, he said it when it was posted
>>587152067
mustard gas toxins
>>587148736
>>587151775
That is all over. They are required to put a clear plastic on the bottom of all capri suns now.
>>587151699
you had two jobs...
hack your ice
>>587147689
do you not know how to clean?
>>587152176
Why didn't you just squeal that?
>>587146905
>>587148533
Wut? How do you fuck this up? Tastes literally just like grilled cheese.
>>587140106
>>587145363
>>587145462
>>587145756
>>587145906
>>587146128
>>587146256
>>587146509
>>587146905
>>587148753
>>587149461
>>587151014
dont do these, it will cause mustard gas, stay away
>>587152196
Mustard gas toxins that make unborn babies retarded.
>>587151832
Eggs in a basket or eggy toast you kiwi fuck.
>>587151476
grow a pair
>>587152313
Yeah, because they kept getting mold in the pouches. MMMM
hack your pears
>>587152394
>>587149461
> they call it the diabeetus inducer
>>587150438
Hmm.. I love asshole beer
>>587152643
Don't just don't.
>>587147904
chuckled
>>587151306
>never eaten carbonara
Seriously ?
>>587152643
Sick fuck
>>587152643
NOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>587146905
you can do so much better than a pack of processed cheese and shitty bread for 5$.
>>587151832
Toad In The Hole is sausages in yorkshire pudding batter. Are you fucking Australians so shit-tier that egg in bread is your Toad in the Hole? How embarassing.
>>587152573
Edgy toast you fucking britbong
>>587152643
I tried this once when I was a young foolish child
>>587152844
yea, not in the past 3 years at least because college
>>587151964
New fag is new
>>587152887
dagwood dog here cunt.
>>587152643
i did this once as a kid, what a stupid piece of shit i was
>>587148753
Thanks for that one anon. Every time i try and bake a nice ice cream cake, the cunt fucking melts and makes a massive mess
>>587150438
Kek
>>587150362
Oh man.
That would be like dragging your fingers on a chalk board.
Forks and plates shouldn't meet like that ever.
>>587152643
special place in hell for you buddy
>>587149671
I tried this before and the egg yolk went all over the fucken place underneath the bread. I'm sure it works fine, but not that well for me.
>>587151832
you don't want to know what Toad in the Hole means in the US.
>>587152394
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>587153280
yea its hard to stabilize the yolk at first but once you get the hang of it its not as bad
it usually takes a crane to hack this pizza
>>587153320
How about that Dog In A Bathtub
>>587153090
A dagwood dog is one sausage in batter on a stick. Feast your eyes on an actual toad in the hole and weep for your failed nation.
>>587153280
not enough heat. the egg needs to solidify the second it hits the pan
>>587149779
you had me up til the french fries
>>587153280
>>587153489
plus flipping the egg was hard because some parts didnt even cook corectly
>>587153528
>inb4birdshitsonit
>>587153562
>>587153320
Or Scuba Diving in the Guatamalan Sea
>>587152313
Riiiiight, now I can see the eggs that I'm drinking
>>587153573
That looks like a nigger shit into a pie.
>>587152464
It really doesn't, youre better off just making grilled cheese
>>587142509
Are you really this fucking stupid?
Jesus christ the IQ of this place depletes every year.
It's a potato peeler you fucking imbecile, do you live in a fucking 3rd world country?
>>587152573
thats a bullseye you brit bitch
>>587153801
Yeah. Wait a few days and you can watch them grow into full grown worms!
>>587153801
Just don't drink the shit you bellend.
>>587152574
I would like to keep my pair in tact thank you very much
>>587153855
I expect you see a lot of that in Australia. It's probably one of your finest delicacies.
>>587154029
It's egg in a poke you weenie
>>587152643
hack your susej
>>587154199
We dont have niggers. We have a lesser "human" called the abos. They dont know what a pie is.
>>587153574
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Every guy I know likes a firm bottom. ;)
>>587154024
Whats a potato peeler? Is it that brown guy that cooks my food
>>587149945
>inner italian
A real italian would know that creme should never go any where near a real carbonara and that you should use pancetta over any disgusting piece of shit bacon you autists use.
I mean, if you say "mock Carbonara" or anything that uses the term loosely, sure, I'll give you it but don't make shitty as revolting cop-out methods and call it legit.
>>587152643
Shitstorm incoming
>>587147904
Fuck I laughed hard at this
>>587140106
>Saved a few seconds peeling an apple
>Spends the next 20 minutes cleaning up the mess
>>587154351
Well, they apparently shit in your pie.
>>587154199
nah mate.
Me mate steve-o and I used to love witchetty grubs mate. until he chucked a wobbly.
>>587154013
You're basically saying that doing this, this way, and that grilled cheese aren't the same thing. How's that even possible m8? //I// liked it.
>>587149461
top kek
>>587149945
Da fuck you say about black pepper? Fuk u racist white boi. Always categorizing us blacks. Man fuck you cracka ass white boi. Be mad we take your white womenz.
>>587146647
u dum
>>587153573
I hope your continent sinks into the ocean, with you on it.
>>587147904
oh fuck i cant stop laughing
Ive got no pic for it but if you cant get something out of a can (particularly beans) use the can opener to pop a hole in the unopened side to release the pressure
>>587145462
>pancake batter goes bad in like 2 days
>this is totally useless for storage
>>587146128
WHAT A THRILL
>>587154648
dafuq is that, even
>>587153188
Maybe your moms dollar store ceramics
>>587150084
The air doesn't just disappear when you tip the bottle, idiot. It's trapped inside the bottle
>>587145906
Hack your chocolate chips by purchasing a sort that isn't garbage.
I love this thread
>>587154406
>>587142509
Holy shit. IQ of /b is down 10 points tonight.
>>587153573
you just described a corndog
>>587154648
That is one nasty mess.
>>587154403
nah, a potato peeler is a Gillette being used on a retard
>>587142509
I think he took a three blade razor, removed the bottom two, and took on off another blade and added it to the bottom
>>587153976
>>587154406
>this mad
>>587154866
So... Don't store it there?
>Dude goes in to see a doctor and says "it hurts when I do this".
>Doctor says "Stop that, fucker. Getting real tired of your shit, Tom."
>>587151476
Fuck yeah it is
>>587154920
breakfast
>>587142509
its a apple dude
>>587152067
You read too much right wing propaganda.
>>587155140
Kek
>>587152621
pretty neat, wonder what other fruit you could do that with
>>587153188
never eaten spaghetti?
>>587150205
Is 4 ramens a day enough for you? Not for me if it's the only thing I'm eating. But yeah, I mean if all I had was enough for 4 a day, I'd make it last a week.
Assuming three meals a day, ramen at $0.17 per pack (price in my area), and two packs per meal, it would only last me 5 days
>>587149603
Sorry bro, I drank all your beer
>>587150362
I FUCKING HAVE THIS.