America, why do you cut off the foreskins of your children?
Greetings, Europe
>>587118527
Jews rule us and our women are pussies.
>>587118828
Sounds awful.
>>587118527
That's a damn nice cock. Source?
(this is actually a dick girl thread)
>>587118527
invented by John Harvey Kellogg to prevent masturbation
>>587120651
true story.
he also invented corn flakes.
to prevent masturbation.
>>587118527
so it doesn't need to be cleaned and is more healthier
#yolo
>>587118527
>America, why do you cut off the foreskins of your children?
So our dicks don't look like a fucking hideous anteater's snout. Cocks look disgusting anyway, they need all the help they can get to look less gross.
>>587121050
You don't clean?
>>587121050
>so it doesn't need to be cleaned
wat. no.
>and is more healthier
no. wat.
>>587121050
kek
>>587121407
needledick detected
and why the fuck do you quote his entire post? fuck off
>>587118527
why do you care about other peoples penis' is the real question
So we prevent our kids from being uncut virgin neckbeard faggots trying as hard as they can to rationalize how their uncut, smegma filled dicks are "normal" to themselves.
>>587121050
What makes a dry cock head healthy, again?
>>587118527
I didn't and my parents didn't
though our ancestors have only been in the US for ~110 years
>>587121633
>no. wat.
penile cancer only happens in uncut fags, moron.
>imbrying we care
>>587122073
Op here. I care about the phenomenon of people, who mutilate child genitals. It’s not the dick, but the act itself. I think it’s hilarious and sad at the same time. In the original post I asked for reasons.
>>587122213
i see you are trying to make a point there.
however, shaving your pubes is also altering your body´s natural functions.
>>587119973
Damn I want that dick.
>>587118828
/thread
>>587118527
Out of laziness I'm guessing. It's easier to clean a cut baby's dick than an uncut baby's dick.
>>587122952
Guess what? They grow back. Can you say that about your foreskin, too? :^)
eurofag here, uncut, so still pure
you americans sure are weird, why would you cut off something which is part of your body by fcking nature..
cons
>less enjoyable sex
>no sensitivity
>when using a condom no feeling at all
>can't play around with your foreskin
>can't jerk off properly
>looks retarded
>no protection from bad shit
>always dry
>look and act like a jew
pro's:
>more clean
yea, like thats gonna matter when u shower once a month faggots
>>587122204
never had a problem with smegma and prefer not to have a gross scar line
>>587119346
That's not the half of it. Our food is provided by one company that sprays poison on everything and deliberately adds corn syrup to things that don't even need to be sweetened, our "local" TV news stories are predominantly written by a single corporation, so there's this kind of passively enforced nationwide culture (and people that don't watch TV at all are kind of stigmatized for it), and our politicians live or die based on the extent to which they satisfy the wants and needs of the richest 1% who fund their campaigns, so nothing ever really changes. Most people that have lived here their whole lives have no idea how bad they're being fucked, and the ones that do are branded tinfoil hat conspiracy nuts and marginalized.
But at least we sort of have healthcare now kinda.
>>587122922
very strange thing to care about, other cultures do other things, simple as that.
>>587123215
>>587123306
So what would Monsanto get out of slowly killing us all, other than reduced profit?
>>587120008
>No tits
>Underbust corset
>No hips either
>Corset at all
>>587123215
this one speaks the truth
>>587123158
im uncut, my foreskin does its job, my pubes do their. just sayin
>>587123306
So what can you do about that?
>>587121050
>hm, should i wash my penis like civilized folk?
>nah, just chop of a bit of it instead
>>587123215
>>587123645
>"gon b gud"
you can't really get angry or discuss about it, its all facts kek
>>587122922
religion is a reason
but also>>587120651
>>587123215
kek'd
>>587122204
its funny that you cut-fags actually thinks that having a foreskin automatically gives us a cheese factory on our dicks.
i laugh and shake my head, even when i was in the army and out in the woods for 2 weeks with no shower, i didn't get any of this "dick-cheese" on my dick.
and using being cut as a reason, to not have to clean your dick is absolutely disgusting
>>587118527
Dick cheese
Because no one likes a stinky cheese dick
>>587124068
>hm, should i wash my penis like civilized folk?
And yet them getting smegma and stench is still an occasional problem with full-grown men.
>>587123215
its not like anyone is happy with their dicks being cut retard, but you can't exactly glue it back on
>>587123649
Killing us slowly is a side effect. They put HFCS in everything A) because it's cheaper than sucrose (which is entirely the fault of tariffs imposed by the corn lobby) and B) because it doubles as a preservative. They engineer plants that are immune to RoundUp so they don't have to hire people to maintain the crops more directly, and then they copyright said plants so they can charge farmers to license something as basic as corn.
It's not overtly evil, it's just greedy and short-sighted. It's like that movie The Box, they're just pressing that button and counting their millions.
Cause, Jews or not, it's unsanitary. Reguardless of how many times you shower, uncut still stinks. Pure man, cut dick reports in.
Realized how this site has changed me when the part of the gif that weirded me out was the glove
>>587124011
*shrug* Leave. Which I can't afford yet.
>>587123215
watching that actually makes me sad that I'm cut
cancerous country
>>587124501
not if u shower daily
>>587123215
have fun playing with ur dick cheese
>>587118527
Cause dick cheese is for faggots, just like op
Friendly reminder uncut is the norm.
>>587124844
yeah but atleast it wasnt a stinky cheesy uncut glove. fingertips bit dry and insensitive tho
so was there a study where some dude had sex before and after he got circumcised?
>>587125449
>>587125383
>>>587123215
dick cheese has never been a problem even if it was i would rather have it than a sandpaper head
>>587123215
I kind of want to try that now, looks frigging hot
>>587125383
you know, cleaning your dick when you're uncut is a very pleasurable experience. I shower daily, and never had any trouble with smell or white shit
>>587125469
this
cut is for those who shower like 1 time in a whole year, dont use dick cheese as an argument just because you cant keep your Personal hygiene up
UNCUT STINKS AND IS NOT NATURAL
I'm circumcised and really wish I wasn't. I wouldn't circumcise my kids. They could always choose to be circumcised as an adult if they didn't like it.
I don't know what all of the pros/cons of circumcision are but I've gotta think that a million years of evolution knows better than some crazy Jew slicing off bits of other men's genitals a thousand years before real medical procedures even existed, all because God told him that he fucked up Man's anatomy and that we had to fix it ourselves.
>>587125469
whoa! wtf australia?
>>587125767
A few.
Circumcision decreases penile sensitivity
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374102?dopt=Abstract
Circumcision associated with sexual difficulties
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21672947
Circumcision linked to alexithymia
http://www.mensstudies.com/content/2772r13175400432/?p=a7068101fbdd48819f10dd04dc1e19fb&pi=4
The exaggeration of the benefits of circumcision in regards to HIV/AIDS transmission
http://jme.bmj.com/content/36/12/798.abstract
Circumcision/HIV claims are based on insufficient evidence
http://www.4eric.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/MC.pdf
There is no case for the widespread implementation of circumcision as a preventative measure to stop transmission of AIDS/HIV
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1753-6405.2011.00761.x/full
Circumcision decreases sexual pleasure
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17155977
Circumcision decreases efficiency of nerve response in the glans of the penis
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17378847
Circumcision policy is influenced by psychosocial factors rather than alleged health benefits
http://www.circumcision.org/policy.htm
Circumcision linked to pain, trauma, and psychosexual sequelae
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/
Circumcision results in significant loss of erogenous tissue
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8800902
Circumcision has negligible benefit
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9091693
Neonatal circumcision linked to pain and trauma
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9057731
Circumcision may lead to need for increased care and medical attention in the first 3 years of life
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9393302
Circumcision linked to psychological trauma
http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/goldman1/
Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10657682
>>587123215
this
>>587123215
>less enjoyable sex
Im aight with it.
>No sensitivity
I still feel it...
>When using condom no feeling at all
I still feel it... again
>can't play around with your foreskin
Alright.
>Can't jerk off properly
I get off pretty alright on my own, I mean I did it wrong until age 9, but that's a different story...
>Looks retarded
I've gotten a good share of compliments... Some say the mole is cute. I don't know what to think of that
>no protection from bad shit
What exactly?
>Always dry
I don't understand what you mean. Do you get wet? Does it sweat? What are you saying?
>looks and acts like jew
My dick doesnt look like a jew, jews look like dicks.
>more clean
Everyone showers, is this really an argument?
Cut because my mom thought it looked nice and due to a religion that I grew out of.
At least in my case, I have no sensitivity at all. Lubed, dry, whatever, all sensitivity is RIPed like the foreskin that was cut off me as an infant.
>>587126402
>Circumcision may lead to abnormal brain development and subsequent deviations in behavior
well fuck
>>587126402
Well it's not like I can do anything about it. Same with any circumcised person in this thread.
>>587126263
CHOP CHOP
>>587126242
Is that the history behind it? I remember reading about it coming into fruition in dry regions with little water, circumcising helped keep male genitalia clean during those times.
>>587122204
You are clearly one of those idiots who doesn't realize the majority of the worlds males are uncut. Also if he had a problem with it we could just go get cut but you will always be an angry victim of barbaric genital mutilation. Stay mad faggot
>>587118527
Most of us don't
>>587126965
but why?
>>587123215
seriously, who still falls for this shit
>>587126954
Let's get this straight, I don't give two fucks if you are circumcised, you either had it forced upon you as a child or needed it for medical reasons.
I just hate the fucking faggots who try and justify doing it to babies. In the USA it is literally done because "Why the fuck not" and doctors push it for....reasons.
>>587127314
better for the economy if everyone knows how to handle money i suppose
>>587127448
The same could be said for this thread. Lonely virgins with nothing to do except talk about who's dick works better.
>>587127478
The doctors need it to make make up and grow stem cells. And to eat it.
>>587127226
I’m glad to hear that. Do you have a number in percent? The prejudice is that it’s very common in the U.S. of A.
>>587126010
>is a very pleasurable experience
this exactly
the acts needed to keep clean were considered too close to masturbation to be 'appropriate.' It's not that it's hard to keep clean, it's hard to keep clean without those 'temptations.'
Not saying I agree with the practice, but I can see the line of thought that took place.
>>587126402
Jesus Fuck, these people care way too damn much about cocks.
All of those research dollars wasted on cocks. It's like OP was in charge of distributing grants.
>>587124422
That's because you can avoid dick cheese by pulling back your foreskin to pee and shaking it off.
Apparently cutfaga parents assumed they would be too stupid to do this
>>587127675
not true. look at some dark red countrys on the map. handling money well isnt first thing that comes to mind.
>>587128045
it's okay there will be a dick rating thread soon
>>587126582
Hye, I understand by what you were saying by dryness. I dont usually have a problem with being dry, I prefer it during masturbation and never had a problem with it during sex. Hope everyone has a good night.
>>587118828
>>587118527
samefag
>>587118527
>>587125767
Porn star peter north went on record saying once that getting circumcised for his career was the worst thing he ever did for his sex life
>>587128376
well u cant work with money if there is absolutely none in ur country, but u can still hope for miracles and prepare the young people... right?
>>587124501
>>587128982
no he didn't
>>587122775
Nice bullshit there. High grade shit.
>mfw cripple dicks trying to justify their wiener getting rekt
>>587129444
hmmm I remember when I was a kid, and I for the first time figured out that white stuff got under my foreskin.
taking that shit out feels like taking the biggest shit of your life, while holding your breath for like 5 mins, and then feeling like you lost 10kg
>>587128731
No, OP here. I don’t care about jews, since we don’t have any here anymore. Unfortunately IDs are gone.
>prepare the young people...
So that’s the reason for circumcision? Preparing young people … for miracles?
>>587118527
Which is exactly why I'm funding Foregen to restore what some psycho jew took away from me at birth.
>>587121050
>more healthier
Literal retardism everyone.
>>587122952
>Shaving
You don't know what cold is, do you?
>>587120008
>>587119346
>>587118527
is noone gonna fucking source that
>>587131303
maja :3
Just gonna give some input as I am semi circumcised. I have loose skin to where I can cover the head (only soft). I still have a lot of sensitivity. So much that I won't have good sex without preparing. That's just the way it is unless I'm taking an ssri.
In the US the foreskin would probably make some girls uncomfortable. Probably only the kind of girl who has seen a few dicks and isn't too nurturing though. It still feels good to be cut in this country at least.
I don't think I lost much in sensitivity but I didn't get a choice and that is more the point. I am not mad about it really but I wish they didn't do it. Then girls here would slowly
get the fuck over themselves and no guy would risk less awesome orgasms.
>>587131263
i know what cold is.
i dont know what your point is.
>>587118527
cut brirfag here I was insecure about being cut for a long time but now it doesn't really bother me I don't fully understand why humans decided to start this but girls seem to like the way I have to force my way in
>>587118527
Yum
>>587131782
>In the US the foreskin would probably make some girls uncomfortable.
Uncut here. I've never had a girl pause when seeing it, or decline to suck it, or somesuch. In fact, two of the girls I was with thought I was cut because they didn't realize that the foreskin doesn't cover the head of the penis when its erect. lel
JEW tradition
>>587125469
20-80% kek.
obviosly chose a massive range to make it look like more people are circumcised,
aus fag here, dont know anyone cut
>>587133561
True. WHO sucks at statistics.
>>587132682
Basically the kind of girl who would refuse a smaller penis or a green one or whatever. I wouldn't know what girls think. I have only heard talk of it as being "gross" but that is because it is different to american girls and they would almost never deal with it.
Big /b/ro is Jew
To avoid foreskin tears like these.
>>587118527
aesthetics, at least that's why I agreed to do it to my kid
>>587124501
>lets chop off everything that needs washing
I love these threads. Cuts provide literally the 2 same reasons every time and they're both completely avoidable.
> dickcheese
soap.
> girls don't like them
don't fuck with shallow women
Circumsized folk will never be able to truly feel an orgasm. Trying to explain how amazing jacking off feels is impossible. The euphoria is off the charts. You can quadruple the feeling when you're high, preferably speed or opiates. You can be high on a low dose of vicodin but when you cum you'll nod out like you're on heroin for a good 2 minutes.
I feel your pain cutfags. Wait, no I don't lolol
>>587134945
And you cut of your leg to make sure you’ll never break it?
>>587129732
Actually he is right.
Women who only have cut partners have like a 90% less chance to get cervical cancer.
>>587135560
I am uncut, that is my penis. I am not going to run out and circumcise myself, but it sucks sometimes. I just had sex with my wife and the sharp stinging pain when I cleaned my dick off after was pretty brutal. I try to stretch my foreskin in the shower, but this set of tears have persisted for about a week.
>>587122213
Uncut is nasty
>>587132976
You do realize that it is foolish to doubt the jew's hygiene. Throughout history they have been the healthiest race.
Almost to a fault, because they were persecuted during the plague in Europe because very few Jews died ill
>>587135060
Your kid will love you.
>>587136388
I understand there were some reports of respiratory distress around the 1940s.
>>587135331
I never said that. I just think there has to be some way to get kids to properly clean themselves regularly to prevent it from happening.
>>587135560
Do you get your wisdom teeth pulled to prevent pain?
Oh wait, you do.
The uncut fags are blind that routine medical procedure is healthy.
>all this cock hate
I like uncutfags because in the US its a little more rare but they both are great to me
And frenulum tears are even worse!
>>587136613
>makes holocaust joke
>attempts to avoid argument
Thanks for proving my point
>>587122922
>I care about the phenomenon of people, who mutilate child genitals.
yikes
>>587136388
>88
nice dubs, man
to remind them of who really is in charge
>>587136931
Neckbeard detected
>>587137090
I'm not even participating in your argument. I'm the guy who bitched about Monsanto. I just saw a kek to be had so I had it.
>>587137128
well it sounds nasty when you greentext it like that you perv
>>587137495
Not really even funny. 4th graders do that.
>>587137306
>implying I implied that
Didn't say I wasn't a faggot, fucktard. Good try though
Uncut fags get so butthurt that they are half man, half anteater.
I wasn't cut at birth. I had too tight foreskin and always had pain while I had an erection, during sec etc. I had a surgery in june this year and cut the foreskin of. I have more pleasurable sex than ever before and I don't have to live with the actual fear of getting hard or have sex since it isn't painful anymore.
Having the option to get cut is awesome, but to do it to your kids at an infant stage of life is fucking monsterous.
I don't regret the surgery, but I feel like I got cheated by nature, since I'd be happy to keep my foreskin if I could.
>>587138082
Now why would you fuck men.
Just kill yourself now. It'll be less of a hassle than the aids you get.
>>587138126
I am both uncut and an anteater
>>587137648
i'm not a perv ;)
>>587138503
*half a man
>>587138126
What does that even mean?
I wonder at which age Americans, Africans, Jews and Muslims realize that something of their body is missing.
>>587138392
Can you talk to me about the procedure and the healing process? Did you do a complete circumcision?