Best of /b/

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>>587102594
rolling for a....


33

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yeah i have a few

lemme rummage through the folders

Too soon m8

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>>587102837
so close fuck.

>>587103079
>Best of /b/
>Posts /a/

>>587102837
The best of the best /b/rothers

Anyone got the one where the fatty cuts open his stomach and plays with it, then is afraid to get help cause mental ward

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>>587103298

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>>587103282

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>>587103719

>>587103423
sauce me this anon

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>>587103282
careful on those edges anon, you might cut yourself

>>587102594
You do realize those pictures are illegal and that posting them you could be ordered to pay restitution for the victim?

I'll bet you didn't.

>>587104300
no this is patrick

>>587104300
Well shit

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>>587102594

>>587103281
shut up

I've had it with faggots being so goddamned pedantic around here

>>587104300
like actually? with all due respect, prove it.

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1/3

>>587103282
Hey why are those numbers backwards?

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>>587104568
2/3

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>>587104654
3/3

>>587104568
Tl;dr

>>587104545
No I don't think I will. If that's you posting it though, you might delete it.

Now.

>>587104750
Funniest shit ever tho, you're missing out

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>>587104127

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>>587104173

shut the fuck up you ridged cunt!

>>587102594
lol this was real

>>587103282
That's cold bro.

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>>587104568
>>587104654
>>587104722

>>587104300
The victim is dead, dipshit.

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>>587104372

lol.

i like you.
you can stay

>>587105333
Actually no, the kitten's body heat was raised considerably.

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>>587105173
kill yourself newfag

>>587105418
No, the "victims" include her family and anyone else close to her. You shut the fuck up, you don't know wtf you're talking about. I do.

>>587104451
HAHAHAHAHHA

>>587103414

holy fuck

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>>587105544
I thought this was going to be the end of black people threads but somehow noone has copy pasta'd this

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>>587105544
wat

i just googled it

i am stating that it was real

>>587104767
you can't even inject there, it'll be super fucking hard. he just dripped it on his skin

>>587104300
That's why gore sites are a dime a dozen, right? Thanks for the legal advice, retard.

>>587104767
what was that shit

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>>587105892

>>587104508
Capitol S and a full stop would be nice.

>>587106085
Gore sites get shut down when someone complains.

And on a high-profile site like /b/ where the victim was killed by one of its posters, you bet it's illegal. You shut the fuck up too.

>>587104451
this is magical

>>587106492
your American legal system doesn't apply to me

>>587105892
All kidding aside, the day will come when National Reparations will be paid by US citizens for 300 years of oppression.

>>587106718
Yeah it does. Interpol could have you fined or arrested by your own government. Stop pushing me faggot.

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>>587105544

shhh

don't speak of that place here

>>587104722
Lost

>>587106867
go away heaven we know its you

>>587107224
STOP TRIGGERING ME GODDAMMIT

>>587104866
Feels

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>>587105544
shutup roodypoo

>>587106867
Interpol has more important crimes to worry about

>>587105426
>/b/ told him to delete system 32 so he started asking how on twitter

Lost my shit

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>>587107927

>>587106847
/v/irgin here,
are you trying to steal our maymays?

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>>587105891
everyone getting ready for Christmas?

>>587105261
fake

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>>587107821
>>587106889
>anyway

>>587102594
toaster steve

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>>587108368
shhhh

>>587104866
This is still the most beautiful thing I've ever read :'(

>>587103282
did that even happen on 4chan?!

>>587108241
alright, goodnight /b/

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"The United States Government has released a statement involving the deep web 'Hyperion' link. This website is claimed to have approximately 2.1 billion hours of footage from pre-installed computer webcams from around the entire planet. The areas more severely affected include New York City U.S., Stockholm Sweden, Munich Germany, Tokyo Japan and Hong Kong China. The United States Government is requesting the help of the public to track down the Deep web link and report it immediately to the nearest police station, FBI office or any other government building. Keep in mind, this is an active investigation. The government is not trying to frighten anyone. Help spread this message by sharing it on social-media so that we may attempt to find and recover the stolen footage of our families and our loved-ones. Thank you."

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>>587103282

>>587105426
kek'd for like 10 seconds

>>587108597
back when it wasn't full of cancerous newfags like you

>>587105426
>"MMA fighter War Machine LAUGHS in court as porn star ex tearfully describes how he allegedly beat and raped her"

That relationshipw/ his pronno whore ended well
>lolz

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>>587108840
mfw

>>587105426
I feel bad for War. Dudes goin through some rough times right now.

>>587108368
and gay

>>587107831
No they really don't. Depends on how many complaints they get and how much pull (me) people have.

>>587105891
HOLY SHIT MY MIND IS BLOWN.

Same image flipped in the other direction. He looks better in one than the other. Is this a right-brain, left-brain duality issue?

>>587108945
>newfags like you
my fucking sides!

>>587108945
Dude /b/ cares more about cats than people.

Stop acting like that was hailed as a good thing and not the beginnings of cancer (you).

>>587106492
>Gore sites get shut down when someone complains.
Except for theync where everyone there complains and nothing happens. Oops!

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ban get

>>587109483
GODDAMMIT /B/ HAS A MILLION HITS
FAGGOTGORE.COM DOES NOT
STOP FUCKING TRIGGERING ME

>>587109469
> /b/ cares
my fucking sides!

>>587108538
what

Epic thread

>>587108538
wat

>>587109636
>STOP FUCKING TRIGGERING ME
Oh sorry!

>>587109313
He looks exactly the same.
Your brain is wonked.

>>587103282
couldnt see it all the way

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>>587110091
Cant wait for our present on the 26th

>>587104300
I'm behind 7 proxies fuck you nigga

>>587109313
nah brah sometimes i flip an image and i'm like ''looks way better other direction''

>>587105544
you do know that the use of their mod powers on "8"-chan might be lulzy the first few times, but is rendered unfunny and retarded as it becomes a status quo behavior, right?

>>587105637
I don't even care whether you're right or not, you're a raging faggot either way. Get off my /b/ nao.

>>587107311
I was in that thread, it was a thing of beauty

>>587110196
DAT EDGE! don't cut your self while jerking off!

>>587110286
No you're not. And LEA now uses anti-cp techniques to catch offenders easier.

Delete the pic now and I won't turn you in

>>587110196
>>587110295
>>587109469
WOW, you were right!
/b/ sure does care about cats

>>587110091
>>587107718

>>587102891
>too soon
>the first time it was posted was on /b/ jebus
>did i just a bait

>>587110278
Man I've been missing this, havent seen a new one in years

>>587105261
Is this real? Someone pls verify

>>587110329
I usually have to reverse porn pictures in sets all the time. I wonder what dysfunction that is, to have to see a girl's head on the left and her feet on the right.

>>587106741
6/10 when alive, a solid 8 as a corpse. I'd have hit that when I was finished killing her if it had been me.

>>587110506
youre trying too hard now its too obvious

>>587104300
Nigga I'm posting from the library behind 7 proxies you aint got shit on me

>>587110628
No, dipshit. That thread probably had a ton of replies and OP is omega, not an accepted poster by any means. Lurk moar newfag.

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>>587110762
well that's the first time i've ever heard that one

>>587109079
Kanker bestandsnaam.

>>587110506
its done bro calm down

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>>587107224
I love this contribution                          ↑
>checkem

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not /b/ but still funny

>>587110854
I don't have to "try." If you posted that pic then you are committing a crime and I would be glad to be the person who gets you v& you sick fuck
stop arguing with me

>>587110705
little birdy told me he will be delivaring on the 26th

so stayed tuned

>>587111119
:OOO

>>587111111

>>587110506
Fuck you nigger.

>>587111095
be careful to not catch to many fish with that strong bait my friend

https://www.4chan.org/flash?file=mootykins.swf&;title=mootykins

>>587110929
obvious b9 is obvious

>>587109760
>>587109812
newfags detected

>>587111095
The autism is strong with this one.

>>587110628
>/b/ is one person
Fuck off newshit

>>587111420
>obvious newfag detected going around calling everyone a newfag

newfag

>>587110278
Waht is this
im going to assume this is cum

>>587109208
you're not important

>>587111618
yup

>>587110278
That is the grossest fucking shit ive ever seen. 10/10 for being bale to gross ME out.

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Noice!

>>587111794
haha i remember this

>>587111891
someone post that fucking doubles god picture

>>587111573
> try force ▼
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▼
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>>587111794

People really believing it was his sister...and that she wouldn't wake up

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>>587102594
Topkek

If you were a tumblrslut I would fucking pin you down and rape your ass hard without lube and I make sure it is dry you bitch!

Then I would go full kebab on your fucking stomach by pulling out my knife and cutting a hole to jam my dick into that cut hole while shouting out
"You filthy slut" then I would pull out my handheld propane torch and cauterize your filthy fucking hole you slut!

And if you have a son or daughter or both I would simply break your arms and legs and your spine and I will promptly go after the child and start raping them and beat them with my fists while you watch your fucking offsprings being beaten and raped you whore!

I will then pull out my knife and gauge their eyes out and I will force those eyes right up your fucking filthy pathetic ass of yours and I will jam my dick into their empty eye sockets now and skull fuck your children you fuckinf pathetic cunt!

And after the children that are born from your filthy body dies from eternal bleeding I will cut open their stomach and force you to eat your own child's organs while I watch you with my knife out laughing and pissing on your head you bitch!

After that is done you better be lucky you do not have a baby because the baby will be next to be raped and fucking tortured to the point of pure agony and I will force you to watch your own baby being tortured and raped But I will make sure it is alive for personal reasons.

We will play a mental game from here. I will torture you more than the baby and make you beg for me to kill the baby for yourself to be spared and if you don't then I will beat the pathetic thing you call your own a baby you filthy bastard!

However if you do ask me to kill it I will cut off the baby's tongue and fingers and toes and I will cut open the stomach open and pull out the insides out and cram it down in your mouth and force you to eat the insides of your baby you slut!

I will then walk away laughing and leave you to your now dead children you pathetic whore.

>>587112494
wat

>>587112309
we forced an id check it really was his sister

Fuck all preteen dipshits we should actually round them all up and we should take whatever the offspring that popped out if their di--i mean vaginas and burn it all in front of these cunts.

Watch those little shits cry or whatever as they watch their own little shits they made on this earth getting burned.

Once it is all burned up they will have two options.

One is they can just die by the firing squads and dismembered and not have to live with the thought of this happening.

Or.

Two they choose to live but their vaginas will have to be sliced up alot and stitch completely and take the womb out of their stomachs by force and then we would take away their hands and feets and teeths and tongues so they would not be a threat to this world anymore.

Does anyone agree with my plans on this?

>>587112702

So where is that picture that prove it?

>>587112636
OMG!!! I WAS IN THAT THREAD XDDD lol only us oldfags will remember this

>>587112494
wow

>>587112879
obv b8 is obv

>>587112879
I know right ;) xD

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Aunt /Kimmy/

>>587112494
What the absolute fuck

You nigga need some of that jesus in yo life man

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>>587106492
this guy

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Oh boy, here we go.

>>587104855
fag

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>>587113092

>>587113121
Why are people so fucking stupid

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>>587104508

>>587109565
that gave me a raging boner

>>587112494
Just so long as you do it for the Lulz

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>>587104451
>>587105808
samefag

itt
ttt

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>>587112494
Faggot

>>587109208
What pull? The only pull you have is gravity you fucking hamplanet

>>587104855
tits or gtfo

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ok

>>587106211
got me

>>587104654
>solid plan, right?

> HAi

>>587106889

>>587113115
i loved that god tier thread

>>587109402
I fucking remember that thread. Gold shit.

>>587105637
moral fags need not apply, kill yourself and join her in hell

>>587106492
kill yourself

>>587106847
Holy fuck, I was in this thread! 2012 lel

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>>587112494

>>587105438
I always wondered what happened to this guy

>>587106867
ha, jesus christ he doesnt stop, fuck off, no one wants you here, also v& me

Check 'em Dubs faggots

>>587109208
You should probably take it up with my boss then, go fuck yourself

>>587102594
>mfw I was in that thread
>mfw my reply was right after the last one in that picture
>mfw I'll never be in a best of 4chan thread

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>>587102594

>>587102594

Can't wait for you to get murdered so we can post the pics here.

>>587115544
nois

>>587110506
shoo shoo gains goblins

>>587110506
no

>>587103282
I dont know what it says about me when seeing that done to a human doesnt bother me at all, but seeing it done to a kitten destroys me inside.

>>587110506
sudoko

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>>587104300
im a lawyer this is a lie this is my lawyer phone as proof

>>587102594
This isn't best of OP, he killed that woman. Just because he did it and posted it on /b/ doesn't mean he should be considered best of. It would have been a lot cooler if he had attached a lizard to some balloons instead of ending someone's life.

>>587111095
THIS MAN IS THE NSA DONT LET HIM NEAR YOUR PORN FOLDER

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>>587112494
>I loved every part of that sentence

>>587111095
you cant do jack shit kill yourself

Check 'Em

>>587105418

He said "for" the voctim. Learn to read newfag.

quads

>>587116369
i know him


nice dubs guy a few posts above me

>>587106492
You're so stupid it gives me a headache

>>587104300
From these pictures, it doesn't look like the victim fared to well.

>>587110476
Fuck me...i love cats :3 <3 ^__^ new fags dont remember the time of cats.

>>587106492
>/b/
>high profile
>>>/facebook/

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>>587104855
What fucking sense does that make? Bitch isn't getting any deader. Do people think any of this shit through or do they just throw their kneejerk reactions at the legislators and see what sticks?

▲
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>>587116433
>>587116486
>>587116551
same newfag

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>>587102594

>>587104855
Shut it faggot

>>587104855
check 'em

>>587106492
I implore you to do something about it you faggot.

>>587106211
I dieded

>>587117320
check my dubs for starters

inb4 c a t god dess

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>>587116531
I'm sorry did you just try to call me out on a technicality and then misspell a simple 6 letter word?
>mfw

>>587108241
Good lord.

>>587112802
>>587112494

Do I fit in yet guise? Am I a true Anonymouse hate machine yet guise? Kill all the babies amirite guise?

>>587113388
The logic is
>Maybe if I pretend like it is true to people on the internet I don't know, maybe this will happen.

I know because I've been there.

>>587117508
my dubs suggest that you're a faggot

>>587112494
A Copypasta is born!