Italians: Hairy nasty oily gay men, big nasty hairy women
Germans: Shit eating flaming faggot men, big beefy nasty butch women
English: Faggiest men on the planet, ugliest women on the planet
Scottish: Big nasty hairy faggy men, pale nasty prudish women
Welch: Fuck sheep, women masturbate to sheep fucking
Danish: Flaming gay men, nasty slutty women who give it up to everyone, including the family dog
Swedish: Produced Pewdiepie, fuck Sweden.
Norwegians: Nobody knows, because they contribute nothing to the world. Possibly just an urban legend
Netherlands: AIDS literally drips out of their pours. Just breathing the air there is the equivalent of having unprotected sex with over 9000 Las Vegas hookers...the cheap ones.
Switzerland: Badass men, badass women. I have nothing bad to say about them.
Belgians: I set them apart for one reason. They make good chocolate. I like them
French: Smelly, hairy, nasty, faggy, ugly, fucking assholish pieces of shit that Hitler should have enacted a new policy of ethnic cleansing with
Greece: *See Italians*
Ukraine: Biggest export/contribution to the world is sick child porn. No other things worth saying about these neanderthals
Portugal: Nobody even knows where the fuck this place is. I suspect it's all some big lie propagated by the Jews. Like the Golem, or the Unicorn, or Jesus
Vatican City: Seat of power for the single greatest homo who ever lived. No not the Pope. Cardinal Marcus Von Cornhole. If you don't know who he is, then you still have the ability to hold in your own farts
Albania: The Mexico of Europe. Easiest place to get a hummer from a pimp's grandmother. Bitches always swallow in Albania
Austria: Greatest country ever, for giving us the lulziest person who ever lived. Thank you Austria
Estonia: Cannibals and general poopyheads
Georgia: There can be only one bitch. Just you wait Georgia. The hillbiillies are coming for you
Hungary: Good for legendary tier mass murders, contributes nothing else to the world. Other than endless jokes about their appetites.
Serbia: I admit I know nothing about Serbia, but I'm going to just assume the movie was an accurate portrayal. I have no complaints about Serbia
Slovakia: Holy jumping fucking lesbians in a bouncy house full of dildos! What a bunch of UGLY motherfuckers you all are. Jesus Christ, your women could turn a straight man gay, and your men could turn a gay man straight.
Moldova: Only Moldovan I'm familiar with is Epic Sax Guy. If he is any indication, I assume you all like butt stuff.
Lithuania: Is this where lithium batteries come from?
Ireland: Ugly alcoholic men, and fat horse like women
Turkey: Motherfucking Turkey. When they aren't busy sodomizing themselves with their fists, they are busy trying their goddamndest to get white people to stop making fun of their names. Shut the fuck up your delicious golden birds. Go smoke your shitty tobacco.
Spain: Again, I cannot begin to express the level of sheer homosexuality going on here. Fandango amigo
Russia: Stupidest people on the face of the earth. Elected Vladmir Putin, a guy who not only looks like a Bond villain, but has a Bond villain name, into power. Stupid enough to do that krokodil drug. Barely any reaction what so ever in the dozens of videos of a meteor crashing into their country. Not even a "whoa". Like a country comprised entirely of evolved Slowpoke pokemon.
Andorra, Azerbaijan, Bosnia, Herzegovina: Who the fuck even are you faggots?
Bulgarians: Lost to the Irish in the Quiddich World Cup=fags
Montenegro: Their country's name literally means "A mountain of niggers". Nuff said
Macedonia, Malta, Monaco, San Marino: Who the FUCK ARE you faggots?
>English: Faggiest men on the planet, ugliest women on the planet
toppest of funs
Exactly the type of list I would expect to see from a Swiss fag
Ill fix this
Swedish men: initiate themselves into teh sexual arena with circle jerking and blowing a group of sand niggers who corner them
More often than not will import a mail order bride from Thailand as they are hot to them and they know no better.
Swedish women: Generally hot and will fuck anything that isnt Swedish, will only settle down with a swedish man for convenience and not wanting to start a fuss with the family.
>Turkey: Motherfucking Turkey. When they aren't busy sodomizing themselves with their fists, they are busy trying their goddamndest to get white people to stop making fun of their names. Shut the fuck up your delicious golden birds. Go smoke your shitty tobacco.
Western Europeans are nineteen times as likely to die in a terrorist attack than an American yet always accuse them of overreacting to the threat:
Eastern Europeans have to be even more vulnerable.
>The United States of America
>Strongest nation on Earth for 67 years and counting
>That debt? Just a number; who would ever collect?
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (INb4 didn't win Vietnam; look at them now; same with Canada in 1812)
>Leader of the free world
At the end of the day, you are all American people. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. 4chan? American.Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
>. Barely any reaction what so ever in the dozens of videos of a meteor crashing into their country. Not even a "whoa". Like a country comprised entirely of evolved Slowpoke pokemon.
George Motherfuckin' Washington!!!
Hybrid vigor is way better than crusty ass inbreeds.
>Netherlands: AIDS literally drips out of their pours. Just breathing the air there is the equivalent of having unprotected sex with over 9000 Las Vegas hookers...the cheap ones.
Implying Netherlands is Africa?
This gave me a freedom boner
>haha, fuck yea, we spend half our national budget on weapons, while half the population is poor and uneducated X-DDD
>fuck yea XDDD
Cardinal Marcus Von Cornhole. If you don't know who he is, then you still have the ability to hold in your own farts
I'm fucking dying here OP
cracking up on the toilet
wife is like, "you ok in there?"
Nu skal OP da vidst til at passe på med de ting han siger
>Nu skal OP da vidst til at passe på med de ting han siger
I don't speak Nazi. I'm going to assume this says something about me being right, and I'm going to assume the picture says "meanwhile in Russia"
Funny thing that your declaration of independence wasn't even written by you. So the whole basis of your existence is stolen. Please eat more cheeseburgers till you get an heart-attack. kbye
European doctors just donate their time
Being forced to pay the way of others is anything but free.
>i'm 185cm and 70 kg
Freedom units please.
Pasta, pizza, every fucking thing out of the french kitchen! Pierogi, borsjt, belgian chocolate. Name one thing, one thing, that is traditionally american food and not incredibly unhealthy
Yup and we are building more of those smaller ones. And don't let the size of the other nation's carriers fool you. They don't have near the same capability as our big ones. Our small ones are basically equal to other nations only ones in terms of capability.
Not really.Only the stupid paranoid trailer park faggots. American Jews are the best Jews. Best TV, movies, doctors, dentists, and lawyers.
Israel is only non-shit country in that area.
All these achievements, and somehow Russians still manage to be the stupidest people on earth. In a recent poll, 73% of Russians said they'd vote for Stalin if he were still alive
>Portugal: Nobody even knows where the fuck this place is. I suspect it's all some big lie propagated by the Jews. Like the Golem, or the Unicorn, or Jesus
I'm Portuguese and it's actually pretty cool that no-one gives a shit about us
we get to chill undisturbed
sure, not a lot of jobs, but the top food, weather, and beautiful land outnumbers the fucks we give
That's what you really believe.
Inb4 Switzerland and Sweden, I can cherry pick individual US states doing just as well. The US has over 300 million people. Apples to apples please.
USSR had some fuck ups too. Western Europe are the real losers in the space race.
don't forget you couldn't pay your goverment for days. trust me: financial issues in a country are FAR MORE complicated then just GDP. do you amerifags even know the term "double-entry accounting"?
Google GDP of whatever nation. It checks out.
>Portuguese food is not food
sure thing bro, better not eat it
pic related, the dish I had for lunch
That's all you got? Confirmed hur de dur?
People that hate Jews are sandniggers and really stupid people. I'm Lutheran. Many of my friends growing up where Jewish. Most were cool, funny, talented people. The people that hate on them are always stupid and kind of paranoid in my experience. If you are a loser, look in the mirror instead of blaming Jews.
Ashkenazi jews are actually East-european, they are not jew by blood like the ones that Hitler killed, they where nobles who took the religion, because they needed a religion and were opposed to Catholism
Meh, I've been to WV. It is beautiful country and even though many Appalachians are poor, they are decent people. It isn't as bad as Mississippi, Detroit, or New Orleans before Katrina.
And now your monarch exists simply for tourism purposes, meaning your empire exists for tourism purposes. Does it hurt to know that the best thing you had going is now a tourist trap?
>let people die of cancer just because they don't have the money
People in the US get free healthcare through SSI if they have cancer and can't afford to pay. Anyone can get treatment at a hospital and just be billed for it with no cash upfront. As long as you pay as little as a dollar/month, medical bills don't even affect your credit rating. We just don't advertise it because we don't want every nigger with the common cold going to the emergency room to get free hospital food. "people dying in the streets" is bullshit Democrats say to guilt people into voting for another massive, poorly run, entitlement program.
A beautiful, amazing perfect ass that you would eat the dingleberries off of if it only meant you could touch this glorious ass. An ass that could cure cancer. An ass that would bring a statue to tears from sheer beauty. An ass that would bring even the most celibate of people to raving sexual frenzies.
>Poland: the only country in the EU to not be affected by the niggers, feminists, faggots, sandniggers and whatnot, a rolemodel for Europe!
Of course, we have some fags and feminists trying to build their shit here, but society laughs at them.
Again, name calling is all you got.
Lol. "they have big noses" "they make me watch porn" "they are good at finance" "I'm jealous"
Is all you stormfags, poltards, and mudslimes got. Stop embarrassing yourselves.
Poland is the 34th most populous country in the world, the sixth most populous member of the European Union, and the most populous post-communist member of the European Union.
Good, Poland needs to keep rising to the top to, because they're a rolmodel Eastern Europe will go to them for advice and so they can take over Eastern Europe trough diplomacy and make a new Polish empire.
>They suck baby dicks
Cherry picked photo of some ultra orthodox weirdos. It would be like saying all Christians are Jehovah's witnesses. Seriously, most Jews I've met are super chill. They don't go around bad mouthing guys like you. Why all the hate? .
German is currently only being spoken in Germany/Austria/Switzerland, like always.
>I have an Ivy League education and own my own home, a red brick house in a nice neighborhood.
Sure buddy. Pics and a time stamp. You are either in a trailer-park or are a rug-pilot. Which is it?
OP here, am very happy this thread got so much butthurt.
>mfw creating euro butthurt
The orthodox jews weren't the ones behind the Nazi's, those were the Ashkenazi jews, a Khazar group who converted to Judaism and adopted the name Ashkenazi, all the geniusses and tv moguls are Ashkenazi jews, they, however, did not kill Jesus.
A lot of Ashkenazi's were actually royals who followed their king when he converted into judaism, that's why they allways had a lot of money, but they are trying hard to make people believe that they actually originated in Israel wich causes a lot of lols if you can see it.
yw, it's funny to see that Eastern Europeans (Ashkenazi) actually controll the entire world and provided people like Einstein, Rothschild, Freud, Kubrick and more , feels good man
If people are paying in order to mount some animals then I see nothing wrong with this.
First of all they help spin the economy on and second they are cleansing themselves from the genepool; provided they only get turned on by alpacas or sexy lamas. :D
>US has a way higher percentage of immigrants than the US
Stay mad, faggot.
Sweden is not full of faggots though it's mostly tolerant towards them, at least in the larger cities.
Beastiality is illegal and there are no animal brothels (or brothels at all) in Sweden. If there are, they are not run legally.
Aside from Malmö, the number of non-white immigrants is not as high as it's made up to be, those saying Sweden will soon be a muslim country are misreading statistics and/or are too stupid to understand it in the first place.
Immigration does however cost alot in Sweden and we do take in more immigrants than we can handle, polititians are starting to wisen up about this now and a few years down the line the immigration policy in Sweden will have changed for the better.
Signed; 28 year old student living in Malmö, Sweden.
>tfw amerifags actually believe they run everything by themselves
>tfw amerifags keep investing only into weapons
>tfw amerifags are the bouncer for the rest of civilised world
>tfw amerifags only focus on strength?
>tfw gdp not gdp per cap
>tfw amerifags are dying from inside while thinking they run the world and are being used by everyone
>tfw Americans could flatten your country within a week, and not even be halfway out of weapons to use