>Implying it's a rare occurrence to get dubs
You're just mad that you can't get dubs
Dubs -> getting laid tonight
Trips -> get hot gf soon
Quads -> love of my life and whatnot
no you don't...Only I know that feel. CHECK...
IF DUBS THEN I AM DOOMED TO DIE OF EBOLAIDS
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
If trips I walk into a synagogue with a hitler mustache
I have not yet gotten doubles. Will tonight be the night?
>Asks for dubs
Get a load of this faggot
This night was only going to be remembered for banana pudding, martinis, absinthe, and two fierce games of Dinosaurs Vs. Ponies.
But now? It shall go down in history as the night of 4 dubs+ posts in a row. IN A ROW!
None can compare. Sides are in orbit. Mind=blown. The goat gets dinner.
Stick a fork in us. We are fucking done.
No dubs for me :(
do what you want cause a pirate is free, you got some doubles
Jesus Christ the dubs are real in this thread.
I got something for you to check, your faggotry.