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Found my moms dildo, 23 decides what I do with it. I wont destroy it because I need to put it back after you assholes have had your fun.
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>>586793078
ur mom
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cum on it and let it dry
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rub in chili peper
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>>586793274
reroll
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take a dookie when its up ur butt
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tell your mom, post reaction
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>>586793078
shove in ass
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>>586793319
re-re-re-re-roll
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>>586793319
reroll
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>>586793354
rolling for this
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put some aids on it
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>>586793354
reroll
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>>586793319
rawling
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Cayene Pepper.

GO
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pepper it and stick it in your ass
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stick in your ass
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>>586793078
can you prove it's your moms and not yours?
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>>586793495
row
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>>586793522
so close
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cum on it
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Write on it CLEARLY and in a way YOU CAN'T DELETE IT "luv u mom"
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shove up ass
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>>586793078
"my mom's" dildo, yeah right...
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Put it in your mouth
Take a pic
Send it to your mom
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sharpie in pooper
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>>586793078

fuck your dog with it (or cat )
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>>586793319
Beautiful
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>>586793319
Reroll.
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>>586793715
Reroll
Btw post reaction
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>>586793577
Yea ofcourse. Let me just pull up a pic of her using it..
Fucking no you idiot.
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>>586793319
read my mind
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>>586793319
this
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>>586793522
>>586793622
dubs and rolll
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>>586793332
reroll
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stand in front of the doorway when your mom comes home and lick it while winking at her
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>>586793622
WIZARD
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Stick it to the shower wall
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Cum on it. DO NOT CLEAN AFTERWARDS.
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>>586793668
this
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>>586794049
Reroll
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>>586794016
rollin for this. nudity is optional.
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>>586794049
Roll
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Get sharpie and draw a hitter face on the tip complete with hitler mustache
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>>586793319
Rerollin
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Put in the fridge
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>>586794049
Rolll
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lick it
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>>586794016
roll for this
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>>586794233
so close
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stick it to your mom's computer screen
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>>586793319
this
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Shove it in the pooper, go to the doorway and wait for your mom to arrive back home and tell her it's not what she thinks it is.
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>>586793319
yes this
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paint it brown
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>>586793274
Roll for this
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>>586793319
rawlan
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put it inside your mom while she sleeps
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>>586793319
reroll
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Write on it "hitler did nothing wrong"
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>>586793319
rerolling
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>>586793319
sure why not roll
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>>586793319
reroll
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shove it up your ass and don't wash it off
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>>586794390
roll
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>>586793274
Reroll
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Place beneath her pillow
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put it in your pooper
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>>586793319
>17 get
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nothing
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>>586793319
refuckinroll
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>>586793078
Smother it in hot sauce and ram into your ass
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>>586794523
WINRAR
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>>586794523
Winrar
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>>586793078
bite it hardly, you must do visible damage with your teeth
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>>586793319
please
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>>586794390
this
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>>586793319
yea this
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>>586794523
>>586794523
>>586794523
Winrar
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leave a note saying you are bigger and can help her out.
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>>586793715
Re-roll
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>>586793319
reroll
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>>586793078
When Mom gets home ask her if you can use it on her.
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>>586793319
do it
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>>586794523
rly
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>>586794523
^
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Rub it with pepper and stick it in your ass... Pic and timestap
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deep throat it
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Dip it in mayonnaise
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>>586793319
come on
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>>586794623
Winrar
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>>586793319
Roll
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>>586794523
Most boring winrar possible...
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>>586793765
I like u
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>>586793495
This + stick it up your ass after applying pepper
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>>586793668
roll
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>>586794523
God damn it, anon you piece of shit.
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>>586793319
reroll
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>>586793319
Rolling for this
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>>586794523
winrar you stupid faggot
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>>586794623
WINZIP DELIVER FAGGOT
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>>586793319
ruller
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Now we wait for op to deliverer
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Cum on the tip fgt
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>>586794623
winrar
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lick it clean
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>>586793319
ROLL
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>>586794523
boring
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Put it up your ass and take a picture for us to see
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>>586794523
You fucking pleb.
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Go buy capzasin cream, put gloves on, rub it in. Let it dry and put it back and wait.

Pic related
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>>586794523
Fuck... okey wait.
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You call that a knife? THIS is a knife
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>>586793319
rawlz
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>>586794523
Gay winrar
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Put it back with a note attached to saying "mom I'm sorry but Ive been using your dildo for 4 years now. I am homosex."
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Atheists God Dick Dawkins Destroyed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CieVbz2PNM

Eat it atheists j c d
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>>586794523
reroll
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>>586793346
roll
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>>586794523
Aaand we got a rar
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>>586793274
roll for this
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>>586794883
lol
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metetelo por el culo payaso
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>>586794523
WINRAR also share pics of mom, and her bed
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>>586794870
>deep penetrating
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>>586793078
Drench it in jalapeno water, let it dry, then put it back.
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>>586793715
Rollo and lol
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OP is a faggot
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cum on a picture of your moms face while it's up your ass
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>>586793319
this
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>>586794523
Funny thing is, I live alone with my mom in this house...
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>>586793078
in any kind of spicy juice really.
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>>586793274
This
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>>586793078
Jizz all over it and make yourself a baby brother or sister to fondle.
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>>586795609
Hahahaha and my day was made
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>>586795609
Please tell me you atleast used it first...
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>>586795609
you better keep it there motherfucker. or else you're not a real /b/tard
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>>586793078
Put it in your asshole and don't clean it before putting it back in place
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>>586795338
No pun intended, that shit burns! It's used for "silent spankings"
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>>586795609
You better leave it there. Is there any chance she'll think she left it there by accident?
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>>586793274
Roll
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>>586795609
How often do you think your mom uses it?
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>>586795807
I swear on my honour!
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>>586793274
Reroll
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post reaction
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>>586793274
Reroll
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>>586795609
Make a thread later, tell what happened
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>>586793078
rub it down with icy hot or vicks vapor rub
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Now Camera recording when she goes to sleep/lay down tonight
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LICK IT
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>>586795609
Leave it.
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>>586794390
this
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>>586793319
reroll
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smell it
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>>586793274
Re-rolll
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>>586795889
I don't know, maybe. She takes short showers so I guess she only uses it in bed.
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>>586793078
Stick it up your pooper op
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>>586793274
THIS THIS THIS THIS.

Cum on it 2 or 3 times, don't clean and put it back.
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>>586795989
rollin for this
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>>586793274
Rolly roll
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>>586796185
Roll
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>>586795926
How the fuck should I know?
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>>586793274
Rolling
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>>586794883
WHAT THE FUCK GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!
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>>586795981
Aight, she isn't home until tomorrow so be on the lookout!
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>>586793274
Roll for this
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>>586796185
Rawl fo this
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suck on it and savor any left over pussy juice from your mom
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>>586793274
Rollllll
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>>586796247
Your mom is a definitely a babe. Post her facebook
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>>586793274
Rawwwl
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>>586795424
so close
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>>586793319

rolland
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>>586796185
Rallerblades
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Suck it then stick it up your ass
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put it back so mom wont be madn ;_;
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>>586796185
Rawling pooling
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>>586793274

thisss
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>>586795989
rawlin for icy hot
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>>586794523
Roll
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>>586796427
Haha, fuck you dude!
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>>586796323
WINRAR
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>>586796185
Pooper scooper
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Suck it and taste your mums fishy goodness.
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>>586796185
Rowlindacso
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>>586793078
i think my mom has the same dildo except black
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make sure she knows that you put it there
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>>586794623
WINRAR
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>>586796185
I want to see blood
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>>586796690
Then fucking make a thread asshole!
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hot sauce on it, then chili, then bleach, then suck it, then porfit
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>>586796185
Die op!
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>>586793319
this!
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>>586796427
This OP. Post at least a censored pic. Thread is useless without.
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>>586793078
>my mom's dildo
>my mom's
>mom's
Sure
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>>586796185
Pooper dick close to loungs
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>>586795609
The faggot wont leave it, he took the picture and then moved it back. Fucking liar, worst thread ever
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>>586796185
Rowl for my life!
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>>586796323
Same time tomorrow then?
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You fucking fags just post suggestions without checking to see if there is a winrar. He put it under his moms pillow, and she'll get back later. He'll make a thread later.
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Atheists God Dick Dawkins Destroyed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CieVbz2PNM

Eat it atheists y n o
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>>586793078
put up your ass, then shit on it and put it back covered in shit
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>>586796615
FUCKING ICYHOT!
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>>586796185
Fuck yourself op
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>>586796185
Rowl like I never rolled before
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Ass to mouth.
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>>586796185
Fucking shit
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>>586794523
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>>586796185
Fuuuu
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write /b/ on the side of it with a sharpie
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>>586796185
Fuck oppp
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>>586794618
This
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>>586796897
He wont make a thread later, are you fucking retarted?
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slap your moms ass with it
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>>586796323
Hey bro.
So you have time enough to cum on it various tiems, right.
Do it, and count every shot, please.
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>>586796185
rollex
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>>586794523
Kill yourself you unfunny fuck
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>>586796756
naah, not my thing. im just curious what's going to happen in here
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Bite the tip off
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>>586796860
What the fuck do you want me to do then cunt?
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>>586797375
kek
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>>586796890
Deal.
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>>586794523
winrar
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>>586793078

Put it up your butt and make sure a little poop is left on it, then put it back where you found it. Post pic of it up your butt first though
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>>586797375
THERE we go
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Shes got one with a suction cup on it. SHe gets down with that shit. also smear bengay on it
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Hit her over the head with it.
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>>586796185
Rolly polly
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>>586796185
Fuck shit roll
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>>586796185
Fuck op roll
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Whack it out
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>>586796185
Rolll
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>>586793078
whatever you do, don't break it. it's embarassing as fuck having family dinner after that
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>>586796185
Roll
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hide it from her.
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>>586797563
Roll
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>>586794883
Now shove it in your ass
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>>586797563
Roul
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>>586798009
Storytime??
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>>586797563
Raul
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>>586796615
roll
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29792 JEWS IN MY ANUS
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>>586797563
Raul alvares
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>>586797563
Raul alvares polino salino
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Hey guys I found my "mom's" dildo what do?
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>>586797563
Rollin
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>>586797563
Rooool>>586797560
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>>586798301
Fuck your mom
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>>586798114
I do, regularly. Look at how destroyed my asshole is
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>>586797563
Roll this shyt guis
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>>586793078
pepper spray obviously, or smash some chili powered chili on it.
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>>586793319
Got To Roll, This Is Amazing!
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>>586798487
Doesn't work, I'm not living with her.
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>>586798167
well, not much to tell.
>be me, like 15 or something
>go through my moms underwear drawers, find 2 dildos
>use the smaller one, still a nice size
>golden,hard dildo that vibrates.
>the tip somehow breaks inside me
>panic, struggle for what seemed like an eternity to get it out
>wash it clean, put it back on the dildo, pretty loose still
>put it in my moms underwear drawer
>next week or so, too embarassed to look my mom in the eyes
>feel her staring at me, she must know about it.
>she keeps saying stuff like "don't break anything" "don't do anything wrong while we're out" and so on
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>>586798842
well it is beneath the pillow act normal, then ask for some expensive shit obviously as christmas present.
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>>586798056
Fuckin this. See how long it takes untill she asks you
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>>586798914
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>>586798914
kek XD
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Put it back where you found it and do nothing with it.
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Smell it and lick it. Then fap, take a huge load...rub it all over the dildo..dude next time she uses it your dried cum will mix with her juices and you would have sorta fucked your mom. DO IT!!
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>>586799031
Fucking already had a winrar dude. Get up to speed.
>>586794523
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>>586798537
Haha. Well played anon
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>>586798914
similar thing happened to me when i was the same age. good times
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>>586799222
trips :) also very close. fuck reroll
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>>586799166
not sure what that means.
>>586799183
it might sound funny but shit it was the most humiliating and embarassing week of my life
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>>586798983
this
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Cya guys, I'm off to bed.
Op out.
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>>586799461
tell me about it?
glad to hear im not the only one.
i had a sort of similar situation with her underwear too.
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>>586793078
the fuck is wrong with you
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>>586799924
>glad to hear im not the only one.
>"...i'm not the only one that break a dildo into my ass"
Dear...
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>>586795720
or
better scenario
the baby is a retard
and takes all the attention off of OP
OP gets to live his life on his terms
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>>586800433
um, i meant that im not the only one breaking mom's dildo in the butt
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>>586798914
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>>586801187
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>>586793078
>NOW LUKE THIS IS YOUR FATHER SPECKING THAT IS MY DILDO PUT IT AWAY OR YOU WILL GET THIS AGAIN
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>>586801658
Nice cock
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>>586800523
Winrar
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>>586801658
Dat curve
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>>586793078
Write "HI Mom!" on the side with a sharpie

>23 get faggots
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>>586793319
Rawl
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