Found my moms dildo, 23 decides what I do with it. I wont destroy

>>586793078
ur mom

cum on it and let it dry

rub in chili peper

>>586793274
reroll

take a dookie when its up ur butt

tell your mom, post reaction

>>586793078
shove in ass

>>586793319
re-re-re-re-roll

>>586793319
reroll

>>586793354
rolling for this

put some aids on it

>>586793354
reroll

>>586793319
rawling

Cayene Pepper.

GO

pepper it and stick it in your ass

stick in your ass

>>586793078
can you prove it's your moms and not yours?

>>586793495
row

>>586793522
so close

cum on it

Write on it CLEARLY and in a way YOU CAN'T DELETE IT "luv u mom"

shove up ass

>>586793078
"my mom's" dildo, yeah right...

Put it in your mouth
Take a pic
Send it to your mom

sharpie in pooper

>>586793078

fuck your dog with it (or cat )

>>586793319
Beautiful

>>586793319
Reroll.

>>586793715
Reroll
Btw post reaction

>>586793577
Yea ofcourse. Let me just pull up a pic of her using it..
Fucking no you idiot.

>>586793319
read my mind

>>586793319
this

>>586793522
>>586793622
dubs and rolll

>>586793332
reroll

stand in front of the doorway when your mom comes home and lick it while winking at her

>>586793622
WIZARD

Stick it to the shower wall

Cum on it. DO NOT CLEAN AFTERWARDS.

>>586793668
this

>>586794049
Reroll

>>586794016
rollin for this. nudity is optional.

>>586794049
Roll

Get sharpie and draw a hitter face on the tip complete with hitler mustache

>>586793319
Rerollin

Put in the fridge

>>586794049
Rolll

lick it

>>586794016
roll for this

>>586794233
so close

stick it to your mom's computer screen

>>586793319
this

Shove it in the pooper, go to the doorway and wait for your mom to arrive back home and tell her it's not what she thinks it is.

>>586793319
yes this

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paint it brown

>>586793274
Roll for this

>>586793319
rawlan

put it inside your mom while she sleeps

>>586793319
reroll

Write on it "hitler did nothing wrong"

>>586793319
rerolling

>>586793319
sure why not roll

>>586793319
reroll

shove it up your ass and don't wash it off

>>586794390
roll

>>586793274
Reroll

Place beneath her pillow

put it in your pooper

>>586793319
>17 get

nothing

>>586793319
refuckinroll

>>586793078
Smother it in hot sauce and ram into your ass

>>586794523
WINRAR

>>586794523
Winrar

>>586793078
bite it hardly, you must do visible damage with your teeth

>>586793319
please

>>586794390
this

>>586793319
yea this

>>586794523
>>586794523
>>586794523
Winrar

leave a note saying you are bigger and can help her out.

>>586793715
Re-roll

>>586793319
reroll

>>586793078
When Mom gets home ask her if you can use it on her.

>>586793319
do it

>>586794523
rly

>>586794523
^

Rub it with pepper and stick it in your ass... Pic and timestap

deep throat it

Dip it in mayonnaise

>>586793319
come on

>>586794623
Winrar

>>586793319
Roll

>>586794523
Most boring winrar possible...

>>586793765
I like u

>>586793495
This + stick it up your ass after applying pepper

>>586793668
roll

>>586794523
God damn it, anon you piece of shit.

>>586793319
reroll

>>586793319
Rolling for this

>>586794523
winrar you stupid faggot

>>586794623
WINZIP DELIVER FAGGOT

>>586793319
ruller

Now we wait for op to deliverer

Cum on the tip fgt

>>586794623
winrar

lick it clean

>>586793319
ROLL

>>586794523
boring

Put it up your ass and take a picture for us to see

>>586794523
You fucking pleb.

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Go buy capzasin cream, put gloves on, rub it in. Let it dry and put it back and wait.

Pic related

>>586794523
Fuck... okey wait.

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You call that a knife? THIS is a knife

>>586793319
rawlz

>>586794523
Gay winrar

Put it back with a note attached to saying "mom I'm sorry but Ive been using your dildo for 4 years now. I am homosex."

Atheists God Dick Dawkins Destroyed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CieVbz2PNM

Eat it atheists j c d

>>586794523
reroll

>>586793346
roll

>>586794523
Aaand we got a rar

>>586793274
roll for this

>>586794883
lol

metetelo por el culo payaso

>>586794523
WINRAR also share pics of mom, and her bed

>>586794870
>deep penetrating

>>586793078
Drench it in jalapeno water, let it dry, then put it back.

>>586793715
Rollo and lol

OP is a faggot

cum on a picture of your moms face while it's up your ass

>>586793319
this

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>>586794523
Funny thing is, I live alone with my mom in this house...

>>586793078
in any kind of spicy juice really.

>>586793274
This

>>586793078
Jizz all over it and make yourself a baby brother or sister to fondle.

>>586795609
Hahahaha and my day was made

>>586795609
Please tell me you atleast used it first...

>>586795609
you better keep it there motherfucker. or else you're not a real /b/tard

>>586793078
Put it in your asshole and don't clean it before putting it back in place

>>586795338
No pun intended, that shit burns! It's used for "silent spankings"

>>586795609
You better leave it there. Is there any chance she'll think she left it there by accident?

>>586793274
Roll

>>586795609
How often do you think your mom uses it?

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>>586795807
I swear on my honour!

>>586793274
Reroll

post reaction

>>586793274
Reroll

>>586795609
Make a thread later, tell what happened

>>586793078
rub it down with icy hot or vicks vapor rub

Now Camera recording when she goes to sleep/lay down tonight

LICK IT

>>586795609
Leave it.

>>586794390
this

>>586793319
reroll

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smell it

>>586793274
Re-rolll

>>586795889
I don't know, maybe. She takes short showers so I guess she only uses it in bed.

>>586793078
Stick it up your pooper op

>>586793274
THIS THIS THIS THIS.

Cum on it 2 or 3 times, don't clean and put it back.

>>586795989
rollin for this

>>586793274
Rolly roll

>>586796185
Roll

>>586795926
How the fuck should I know?

>>586793274
Rolling

>>586794883
WHAT THE FUCK GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!

>>586795981
Aight, she isn't home until tomorrow so be on the lookout!

>>586793274
Roll for this

>>586796185
Rawl fo this

suck on it and savor any left over pussy juice from your mom

>>586793274
Rollllll

>>586796247
Your mom is a definitely a babe. Post her facebook

>>586793274
Rawwwl

>>586795424
so close

>>586793319

rolland

>>586796185
Rallerblades

Suck it then stick it up your ass

put it back so mom wont be madn ;_;

>>586796185
Rawling pooling

>>586793274

thisss

>>586795989
rawlin for icy hot

>>586794523
Roll

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>>586796427
Haha, fuck you dude!

>>586796323
WINRAR

>>586796185
Pooper scooper

Suck it and taste your mums fishy goodness.

>>586796185
Rowlindacso

>>586793078
i think my mom has the same dildo except black

make sure she knows that you put it there

>>586794623
WINRAR

>>586796185
I want to see blood

>>586796690
Then fucking make a thread asshole!

hot sauce on it, then chili, then bleach, then suck it, then porfit

>>586796185
Die op!

>>586793319
this!

>>586796427
This OP. Post at least a censored pic. Thread is useless without.

>>586793078
>my mom's dildo
>my mom's
>mom's
Sure

>>586796185
Pooper dick close to loungs

>>586795609
The faggot wont leave it, he took the picture and then moved it back. Fucking liar, worst thread ever

>>586796185
Rowl for my life!

>>586796323
Same time tomorrow then?

You fucking fags just post suggestions without checking to see if there is a winrar. He put it under his moms pillow, and she'll get back later. He'll make a thread later.

Atheists God Dick Dawkins Destroyed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CieVbz2PNM

Eat it atheists y n o

>>586793078
put up your ass, then shit on it and put it back covered in shit

>>586796615
FUCKING ICYHOT!

>>586796185
Fuck yourself op

>>586796185
Rowl like I never rolled before

Ass to mouth.

>>586796185
Fucking shit

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>>586794523

>>586796185
Fuuuu

write /b/ on the side of it with a sharpie

>>586796185
Fuck oppp

>>586794618
This

>>586796897
He wont make a thread later, are you fucking retarted?

slap your moms ass with it

>>586796323
Hey bro.
So you have time enough to cum on it various tiems, right.
Do it, and count every shot, please.

>>586796185
rollex

>>586794523
Kill yourself you unfunny fuck

>>586796756
naah, not my thing. im just curious what's going to happen in here

Bite the tip off

>>586796860
What the fuck do you want me to do then cunt?

>>586797375
kek

>>586796890
Deal.

>>586794523
winrar

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>>586793078

Put it up your butt and make sure a little poop is left on it, then put it back where you found it. Post pic of it up your butt first though

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>>586797375
THERE we go

Shes got one with a suction cup on it. SHe gets down with that shit. also smear bengay on it

Hit her over the head with it.

>>586796185
Rolly polly

>>586796185
Fuck shit roll

>>586796185
Fuck op roll

Whack it out

>>586796185
Rolll

>>586793078
whatever you do, don't break it. it's embarassing as fuck having family dinner after that

>>586796185
Roll

hide it from her.

>>586797563
Roll

>>586794883
Now shove it in your ass

>>586797563
Roul

>>586798009
Storytime??

>>586797563
Raul

>>586796615
roll

29792 JEWS IN MY ANUS

>>586797563
Raul alvares

>>586797563
Raul alvares polino salino

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Hey guys I found my "mom's" dildo what do?

>>586797563
Rollin

>>586797563
Rooool>>586797560

>>586798301
Fuck your mom

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>>586798114
I do, regularly. Look at how destroyed my asshole is

>>586797563
Roll this shyt guis

>>586793078
pepper spray obviously, or smash some chili powered chili on it.

>>586793319
Got To Roll, This Is Amazing!

>>586798487
Doesn't work, I'm not living with her.

>>586798167
well, not much to tell.
>be me, like 15 or something
>go through my moms underwear drawers, find 2 dildos
>use the smaller one, still a nice size
>golden,hard dildo that vibrates.
>the tip somehow breaks inside me
>panic, struggle for what seemed like an eternity to get it out
>wash it clean, put it back on the dildo, pretty loose still
>put it in my moms underwear drawer
>next week or so, too embarassed to look my mom in the eyes
>feel her staring at me, she must know about it.
>she keeps saying stuff like "don't break anything" "don't do anything wrong while we're out" and so on

>>586798842
well it is beneath the pillow act normal, then ask for some expensive shit obviously as christmas present.

>>586798056
Fuckin this. See how long it takes untill she asks you

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>>586798914

>>586798914
kek XD

Put it back where you found it and do nothing with it.

Smell it and lick it. Then fap, take a huge load...rub it all over the dildo..dude next time she uses it your dried cum will mix with her juices and you would have sorta fucked your mom. DO IT!!

>>586799031
Fucking already had a winrar dude. Get up to speed.
>>586794523

>>586798537
Haha. Well played anon

>>586798914
similar thing happened to me when i was the same age. good times

>>586799222
trips :) also very close. fuck reroll

>>586799166
not sure what that means.
>>586799183
it might sound funny but shit it was the most humiliating and embarassing week of my life

>>586798983
this

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Cya guys, I'm off to bed.
Op out.

>>586799461
tell me about it?
glad to hear im not the only one.
i had a sort of similar situation with her underwear too.

>>586793078
the fuck is wrong with you

>>586799924
>glad to hear im not the only one.
>"...i'm not the only one that break a dildo into my ass"
Dear...

>>586795720
or
better scenario
the baby is a retard
and takes all the attention off of OP
OP gets to live his life on his terms

>>586800433
um, i meant that im not the only one breaking mom's dildo in the butt

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>>586798914

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>>586801187

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>>586793078
>NOW LUKE THIS IS YOUR FATHER SPECKING THAT IS MY DILDO PUT IT AWAY OR YOU WILL GET THIS AGAIN

>>586801658
Nice cock

>>586800523
Winrar

>>586801658
Dat curve

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>>586793078
Write "HI Mom!" on the side with a sharpie

>23 get faggots

>>586793319
Rawl