Found my moms dildo, 23 decides what I do with it. I wont destroy it because I need to put it back after you assholes have had your fun.
Go buy capzasin cream, put gloves on, rub it in. Let it dry and put it back and wait.
You call that a knife? THIS is a knife
Funny thing is, I live alone with my mom in this house...
Put it up your butt and make sure a little poop is left on it, then put it back where you found it. Post pic of it up your butt first though
I do, regularly. Look at how destroyed my asshole is
well, not much to tell.
>be me, like 15 or something
>go through my moms underwear drawers, find 2 dildos
>use the smaller one, still a nice size
>golden,hard dildo that vibrates.
>the tip somehow breaks inside me
>panic, struggle for what seemed like an eternity to get it out
>wash it clean, put it back on the dildo, pretty loose still
>put it in my moms underwear drawer
>next week or so, too embarassed to look my mom in the eyes
>feel her staring at me, she must know about it.
>she keeps saying stuff like "don't break anything" "don't do anything wrong while we're out" and so on
Smell it and lick it. Then fap, take a huge load...rub it all over the dildo..dude next time she uses it your dried cum will mix with her juices and you would have sorta fucked your mom. DO IT!!
>NOW LUKE THIS IS YOUR FATHER SPECKING THAT IS MY DILDO PUT IT AWAY OR YOU WILL GET THIS AGAIN
Write "HI Mom!" on the side with a sharpie
>23 get faggots