am help B/ i tried to be the girl next door to chat because

what

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>>586744542

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>>586744542
>she thought i was a metamorphosis
welp, I'm dead

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>>586744542
merry christmas.

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>i tried to be the girl next door to chat because i deform her

bump

please b i help, girl brains me pervert

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>>586744542
the fuck?

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>>586744542
wat

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>>586744542
I...I don't even know where I'm meant to start.

>>586744542
do you even english motherfucker?

tell her you were on drugs
it will be fine

apologise 586746741, can deny english

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>>586744542

I like this guy.

>>586747018
TOP FUCKING KEK OP I LOVE YOU

>>586744542
>she thought i was a metamorphosis
Meme potential

>>586744542

My attempt at a translation:

>Help me /b/
>I tried chatting to the girl next door because she's hot
>I couldn't stop staring when I saw her tits
>She thinks I'm a pervert

>>586744542
10/10 made my morning better

>she thought i was a metamorphosis
what.

>>586747766
u left out the metamorphosis part faggot

>>586747766
It was funnier when I didn't know ;_;

>>586748071
That's because I'm as lost as you are

>>586748084
eh

>>586747766
I got this

>I need help /b/
>I tried being this girl who is my neighbor while she was in the middle of a busy webcam chat
>accidentally knocked her out
>webcam server online
>dodhged the webcam because I saw someone important
>grabbed her tits by accident
>concussion made her think I was a butterfly?

>>586748403
That made it even more funnier

>>586744542
he was creeping on his neighbour then he saw tits and his penis suffered a metamorphosis (a.k.a. ragin boner) and the girl noticed

im still trying to figure out the breast touch a medium part

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>>586748403

>>586744542
This is seriously the worst attempt to be "Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?" I've seen so far.

You faggots should be ashamed for making this a bigger deal than it really is

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OP wanna see ma tits?

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I detect it ITT

what the fuck

Bumping for more autism OP

>>586748810
Enjoy being an oldfag who is better than us all for having been desensitized to the point where only the dankest of memes can make you chuckle m8