Is suicide by jumping effective? >at what height is good?

Don't try it in a bounce house. That won't do.

>>586680746
holy K E K

Don't forget to double jump for extra height.

>>586680746
I think this is the best thing I've ever seen on /b/

You gotta do a flip as well.

>>586681256
Front or Back?

I think a relatively short distance with a secure noose would do a far more effective job.

it only works if you duck-jump.

>go to window
>jump
>while in air, duck
>....
>profit

>>586679214
I think you're conscious until you actually hit the ground fag

>>586681140
beeing this new

>>586681363
Side

>>586681453
Not true. 80% of the time the jumper has a heart attack and dies mid air.

OP,
there is only one "secure" way of becoming a hero.
it has .44 and makes quiet a LOT of mess.

imagine you jump onto something, survive, and are a retard like stephan huwking.
well, i'd rape you in hospital

will it kill you?
>yes.

will it be painless?
>no, it's one of the most painful and horrifying ways to die

1 out of 10 people who jump off the golden gate bridge survive and 90% of those people immediately regret it as soon as they jump off. it takes 4 seconds to hit the water

>>586681453
>586681453
how come ppl. jump out of airplanes with paracutes then?

>>586681022
>>586681140

Ultra-Faggots

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

>>586681377
Mr. Dubs, that's such a cliche, going out with a slam is so much funner, it's like getting your own hollywood star, in the pavement, posthumously
>>586681453
I meant if you do impact the ground say feet first, wouldn't it suck to still be alive?

>>586681760
the problem with something smaller like 9mm is , although it makes no mess it's no secure kill....

>>586679214
The best would with a wingsuit jumping from a high mountain and at a fast point gliding into something.

>>586681765
Of course 90% are going to say they regret it. Their life is shit and they want to end it. They dont want to spend the rest of their shitty lives on suicide watch and having people bitch to them about not wanting to live. Much easier to just say "oh no, i made a huge mistake.. i'm happy, please leave me alone now"

>>586681765
4 seconds, derp, you must be retarded to try it off such a small height... I've been cliff diving before, took something like that to hit the water (although we had unsettled it first)

There's no guarantee that a jumping will kill you. You can survive a fall even at terminal velocity.

you could take something heavy to ya head so you kind of do the arrow.

>>586681765
>1 out of 10 people who jump off the golden gate bridge survive and 90% of those people immediately regret it as soon as they jump off. it takes 4 seconds to hit the water
^this

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>>586682162

>>586682401
*tape

Guns are painful inefficient and messy.

Jumping is inconsistent. People have fallen from planes and survived.

The best and cleanest way to go is a proton accelerometer

>>586679214
dfg

>>586682104
It's actually more likely to kill you. Best option is actually a .22 hornet round. Will penetrate the skull and continue to bounce around inside instead of exiting, guaranteeing death. Better yet, shoot yourself just above the bridge of your nose. Dead spot in the "T-zone" of instant kills.

>>586682678
whatamireading.jpg2000

>>586681140
You poor guy.

>>586679214
all you have to do is
>find a high place
>go to high place
>get drunk
>jump
if you spent more than ten seconds thinking of a high place, your whole body will splatter across a radius of about 10

>>586682849
nice to know....
well, i read snipers aim either this point or a point inside your mouth to cut the brain connection from head to body

>>586683028
feet

>>586680746
>>586681022
>>586681140
samefag

To decrease mortality. Your face must be looking at the ground. So your body should be upside down

>>586681635
Uh....parachuting?

Just jump off simething really tal i.e building, u shud b able to come up with a way to gain access n jump, 30 or more storyes( hotel dint need yo access roof) 30 or more instant death. Even less 10 storyes just dive, head first, u wont even feel it.

>>586681377
Meh, combine the two. Tall building and rope long enough to get you to a few feet off the ground. With any luck the little bit of stretch in the rope will propell your head many miles into orbit

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>>586679214

Why jump when you could just pick a fight with your cat?!?

>>586683176
Ah, you misunderstand the difference.

Parachuting is jumping from a high place WITHOUT the intention of killing yourself.

>>586683099
Well, more precisely they'd aim above and off center to adjust for ballistic drop and Coriolis effect, assuming long range. Could also need to aim lower as a bullet will actually rise slightly up to a peak in it's flight path.

But, yes. That's where the delicious skull shatters happen.

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>>586679214

>>586681765
>samefag here

you really shouldn't kill yourself, OP, but if you do, don't do it by jumping, it's a really shitty way to go.

Shotgun to the head is probably the quickest and least painful way to die.

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>>586682678

CORRECTION: proton accelerator.......in the anus!

>>586682020
2020 dubs jdsklfjeihsfdjkfndjkghgknvkjgkjhkhdskfjh
Fuck my ass!!!!!!!!!!

>>586683436
SHERLOCK SOLVED THE CASE! KEK LET'S GO HOME

>>586682918
I know right.

Protons are our friends.

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>>586679214

>Is suicide by jumping effective?

Yes.

>>at what height is good? (and will make for an instant death)

The higher the better.

>what are the chances of you being concious for more than 30 seconds or so?

If that's still a concern for you then you shouldn't be killing yourself.

>>586683844
I am at home already and doing this at the same time.

You're misunderstanding that the internet isn't a physical location. In fact if you look around there's a good chance you're at home too!

>>586682281

you would be correct, but most people who have survived the fall (or also were convinced to step back across the barrier) do not go on to kill themselves later.

>Suicide watch is not enough of a deterrent for people to admit the truth and most report actual improvement of life quality. Some of course, attempt suicide again at a later date, but this is the minority.

>>586679214
>>what are the chances of you being concious for more than 30 seconds or so?
well, you could try out with somebody else first.
if you anyway going to jump it makes no difference

>>586683954
I like your last point there.

The true suicide moment comes the second you're more scared of waking up the next morning than of dying painfully.

Here's an excellent video about this very subject.....
http://youtu.be/dEacGiMO3K0

>>586682020
Yeah, but you could do 40 ft with a noose and it would rip your head off. Its foolproof.

>>586681635
How do they get a heart attack? I mean would a physically healthy person even get one?

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>>586684383

>>586684195
Another good point.

Steal a child, get drunk, fuck it and throw it over the edge.

Tab of acid and then follow.

>>586681094
Fucking kek

>>586680746
kek

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>>586681094

>>586681765
A good portion of those survivors are people that had their fall broken some how or got pushed back into the underbelly of the bridge from a lucky wind gust or some other miraculous shit.

>>586684481
if you follow this logic it would make sense to me robbing a bank and taking hostages.
even if it's 1%, the 100 k would be worht

>>586684296

this is pretty crazy

HAIL SANTA!!

>>586684167
Aye this. I remember watching something on the subject last year some time. A man said as he jumped of the bridge, the moment he did it he regretted it.

He said as he was falling, he realised how all of his problems could be fixed, that there were other options, and that he'd let his depression drive him to this. He survived of course.

>>586684622
>>586684533
>>586684491
same ball hungry guy

>>586683300
Right. Thats what I was trying to convey through the Klonapin and the weed.

> get into airplane
> jump out with parachute
> close eyes
> count to 10
> if you still feel like you should do it cut parachute off

>>586681866
agreed, the ultimate of faggotry here

>>586684296
upto 1:00, I lol'd
then that end
>rather jump 40 times off a one story building in case he'd regret it
>didn't change his mind
>he really wanted to fucking die

>>586684782
Problem there is, what are you gonna do with the money?

You'd get caught with it within minutes more than likely, then your acid building suicide becomes trying to sharpen a toothbrush while being bummed.

>>586684971
if you take a thin piano-string around your head it should get cut off when jumping with it tied to you