Cringe/beta thread, god-tier edition
>>586435882
RANCID SWINE
>>586436158
best pickup line ever.
>>586436158
maybe he read some hunter thompson or something and thought this was edgy
Bamp
He plays yugioh and is obessesed with Dark Magician.
>>586438835
Gets more pussy than you.
>>586438835
>Dark Magician
Probably been playing and watching it since child hood you new age faggot. Go fuck yourself, prick. Fuck you.
>>586436262
>back the fuck off!?!?
god, I fucking despise it when people put question marks after non-questions
>>586437930
>hedgeheg
classic
>>586438835
His dog is awesome
>>586436262
>boyfriend
>>586438835
> Hey look at me look at me! I am clearly mentally disabled and I'll put a photo of my friend that I think is pathetic but the truth is im the worst beta faggot piece of shit on this gayearth and I shoud kill myself.
Also he has a dog. Better than you fat rancid swine in any sense
You seem you lost your dear may mays dumpettine, why not back to your heart place?
>>586441676
don't try to make "rancid swine" a thing, you rancid swine
>>586441676
stop saying back to reddit. come up with something better, like xanga
>>586442354
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you rancid swine? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Where is Rubyn?
>>586442604
sage
>>586437930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_ec37PXNQ
arbitrary classic
>>586442604
niggerfaggot
>>586443009
>>586435882
gg, Op
I can help
>>586443078
suspicious filenames
>>586437772
How is this beta? Looks pretty alpha to me with all thoughs supplements.
>>586435882
>>586445883
he's self aware i think
>>586441362
As a European, isn't the the standard Mexican woman?
>>586445883
That's a cynical humour facebook page you fucking retard
>>586446379
Depends where you live
As for where I live no, about 4% of my town is white 2% black and 94% white
But if you go to Cali many mexicans
Or if you go to Chicago mainly nigs
>>586447989
TIL Chicago is in Mexico.
>>586449090
Are you saying theres a Chicago, Mexico or mexicans live in chicago?
>>586447989
>cali
>chicago
The standart mexican woman based on the opinion of an american, living in the us.
Thanks for your help.
>>586449792
Read the comment I was replying to, and the one he was replying to. He took Mexico to mean America.
>>586436158
every time.
>>586438835
5/5 would play Yu-gi-oh with
I cri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuowsoOrUOk&list=LLu0YGWq1pExkWT9udeAoh7Q&index=100
>>586442604
did you even try
>>586451286
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>586443009
Bas the hedgehog
I'm ashamed of my species
>>586452051
Beta? That seems like something par for the course in terms of /b/ posts
What's really beta is how you faggots confuse being beta with being omega.
>>586445591
not cringe
>>586443009
>goole
Remember when that was like a shock site or something just to fuck with people who misspelled google?
>>586445591
OMG that was amazing!
>>586435882
Ahhhhh damnit, i hope i dont have a son like this
>>586446460
the word you're looking for is satire
>>586452051
is this beta because he has officially made more females cum then you?
>>586443019
I could not even last 7 seconds
>>586452051
>>586454872
Lol, the video is muted. top kek
>>586452051
>>586435882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTPVtTqG7ZI
>>586456413
Of course it is, do you think I'm going to actually watch that shit like some kind of faggot? Fuck off. I actually did unmute it for a moment and got: "Because Pewdiepie was probably born around the same time Hitler died--" I really couldn't bear to hear the rest. I'm weak.
>>586436262
>I'm trying
>>586437772
He doesn't even know how to triforce
look at his attempt at triforced shirt what a new fag .
▲
▲ ▲
>>586435882
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine
>>586454872
Wow she's properly mentally ill, isn't she?
Also, why does she brush her hair at the beginning of the video?
>>586454872
>>586457395
Continued - I carried on watching. Fuck!
She keeps brushing her hair! "Hitler died around the time Pewdiepie was born."
She really doesn't like the Germans.
Watch her other videos, guys. Seriously. She's a fucking bat-shit, top drawer, A-grade nutter.
>>586456916
don't be ignorant
▲ ▲ biforce is the proper way to address it
>>586443009
Mines sponsored and shit
>>586435882
>cringe/beta thread
>posts alpha
are you autistic?
>>586456592
Aaaaaand now I have to fap.
>>586442507
Lol what is xanga?
>>586443009
why
>>586458902
Feel good, he looks good.
>>586457746
Omg the video called "MY BROTHER BULLIES ME" had me in stitches! Her brother called her a failed abortion. Perfect.
>>586438835
Not cringing...
>>586459166
Because you're the same grade of faggot
>>586459142
Best 4chan find this year, imo.
>>586435882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_QX7wHdpqw
his voice, the way he looks, his fanbase of 12 yr olds, this man is cringey as fuck
>>586459663
It wasn't hard to find at all. It was like the third result upon typing "Pewdiepie" and "Ebola" in a search. I'm surprised no one else knows about her. Granted she's only been around for 3 months now, but hey, she has 128 whole subs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqsSSxp4UDk
Who will have the balls to watch the full video ?
>>586443009
http://sonicfanchara.wikia.com/wiki/Connor_the_Hedgehog
Jesus tapdancing Christ
>>586460251
I have to say I wouldn't have thought to search those two things. She's hilariously crazy, though.
It'll be funny right up to the point she actually does something. Once she crosses the line from talking to action it's going tp be a complete clusterfuck.
>>586460014
Hot girlfriend/No problems/Nice life/Youtube channel which could easily make him a millionaire. 0/10 uncringeable.
Pewdiepie himself isn't cringey, his fanbase and 'Youtube' channel is. Then again, with the highest subscriber rate on Youtube, what the fuck do you expect?
>>586436158
My sister called some bitch at our highschool this right before kicking her ass. God I love my little sister :3 so vicious to others and so nice to me. Thanks for making me recall a good memory.
>>586460845
>Pewdiepie himself isn't cringey
Yes he is. Your aforementioned four points don't mean jack shit because the way he acts makes angels want to kill themselves
>>586460578
http://greenth206.deviantart.com/art/Hugo-The-Hedgehog-331463889
kek
>>586461326
>http://greenth206.deviantart.com/art/Hugo-The-Hedgehog-331463889
hello fellow hugo hows it hanging
>>586438835
TardFag
>>586461422
>"wow i did awesome on this on"
>>586438835
your point? Who cares.
>>586438835
Guy has an awesome dog. The fuck are you on about?
>>586440182
The best is when you are taking an honors english class for fun and the English majors in the class can't do correct grammar. There are idiots everywhere. I was out with my family today and people were smoking two feet away from a sign that said "no smoking in this area". Then the officer near them walked over, looked at the sign, looked at them and kicked their stupid asses out. It was beautiful. I love Irvine, California.
>>586438835
>yugioh
>beta
If it was magic then it would be cringe.
Yugioh was and still is the shit
>>586454872
This is fucking hilarious
>>586461877
>can't do correct grammar
>>586443009
Omfg i laughed a bit
>>586461877
I exclusively smoke near no smoking signs.
REBELLION!!
>>586461937
>>586436805
that should be punished
>>586443078
God makes me cry erry tim. God bless the parents that name their kid Dongus.
>>586461321
how is this cringe?
>>586457913
Why must my name be tainted by sonic fags...
>>586436262
Gabe ?
>>586461085
So you wouldn't act like a fucking twat if you were being paid 4 million a year? Dignity has a price, and that's about 8 times mine.
>>586436262
>I'm trying
>>586436500
>Ow.
Ow is fucking right, guy.
>>586462519
Charm is her brother, dude.
>>586462700
bff /= brother
>>586446379
yes
>>586462700
faggot we had this discussion in a different thread he is not her brother you silly cunt
>>586461877
>hurrdurr they was smoking the tobacco they are gonna kill me with their smoke im so glad barney feif came over and kicked them out hurrdurr
You are the cancer killing this once great state.
>>586462993
Two girls around his arms and wearing a suit.
You're the one sitting on /b/ calling THAT cringe.
>>586457913
At least that oc looks somewhat professional. The art looks decent, too bad the fucker has sponsors and shit all over it.
>>586462458
>My hedgehog crawled in my shorts and took a shit and piss then left.
My sides are gone. It's like the hog could sense something in him.
>>586435882
>don't ignore me you rancid swine
that guy is not beta, that guy is a FUCKING LEGEND.
>>586462993
Middle school badass. That kid is alpha. There's not even any hoverhands there. 10/10 would be proud father.
>>586463080
commenting about cod is not cringe
take that dick out of my mouth pls
>>586462519
>>586462993
left one is his sister, right one his cousin
>>586462993
Squinty eyes big nose hes prolly a jew
>>586463248
holy shit yes, how did I not see it before
worth the read niggers
>>586463237
>implying a little COD on the side isn't healthy for everyone
A casual FPS with people to troll. What else is there in life?
>>586463280
Not all Jews are ugly
>>586463280
>>586463381
>cod
>healthy
choose one
>>586463478
Oh, I'm sorry. You got a PhD for that bullshit you're spouting?
>>586443009
Gotta admit this ones radical.
>>586463373
>sorry thought you wanted to chill guess not
top kek
>>586463602
>beta af
>>586462357
why
>>586463571
it is the most frustrating game in the world m8, seriously how do you not lose your mind after 10 mins of the pure faggotry that is multiplayer in cod
>>586463715
What's wrong with it? Actually wrong with it besides the people who play, because I've met some cool people on it too.
>>586463715
Same feeling with tf2.
>>586436805
Actually the OP there is pathetic ...
> 'Artifact'
> 12 million manufactured, still all over the place
>>586436262
>I'm trying
Every damn time.
>>586463602
Wow that is painful to read how lame some ppl r
>>586436262
I don't understand how these people think that if they role play their responses they will be taken seriously
These topics
>>586456053
Not the first time. I kid. I kid.
>>586462962
Seems legit. Mad bro?
>>586438835
I hope he fucking black holes your ass into the graveyard, pot of greeds his hand, then summons slifer the sky dragon to ass rape your life points because you are a tremendous faggot.
>>586443009
Kostas the hedgehog
>>586458902
probably one of the best designs I've seen in threads like this
>>586463791
absolutely no tactics, teamwork or realism, the matches just end up being a bunch of faggots running around, jumping around corners doing 360's, 720's, quickscoping, knife killing
and I am talking about cods that were released after World at War
>this thread OH GAWWWD THE HUMANITY
>>586464259
Yeah, the shirt reminds me of some tf2 stuff
>>586463373
Holy shit he just kept trying...
>>586437930
>likes Nine Inch Nails
>hates Trent Rezner
kinda how I love the White Stripes but hate Jack White
>>586460921
She's gonna get fucked and cummed in and on and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>586463407
Dating a jew, can confirm
>>586464432
>I like tenacious D but h8 Jack Black
>>586464280
It's a casual FPS. There's no tactics teamwork or realism in Battlefield either unless you try for it. Not every game has to be super hardcore realism, or else we wouldn't have the Metal Gear games, which are great.
>>586464234
He looks awesome. Look at his epic beard and collection of aniseed based alcohol.
>>586462362
>dat smile as he stares death in the face
>"Implying I give a fuck"
>>586464521
Don't be an idiot. Everyone loves Jack black. You can hate Kyle gass.
>>586464515
Girl?
>>586464631
No don't get me wrong. Tenacious d is boss af. I was just going with the joke.
>>586464580
well I am not good at quick reactions and I get annoyed and angry really easy so its not my cup of tea
>>586464667
Yep, she's 7/10 but typically rich as shit
pic related is the last stage of the friendzone: when you are so needy and pathetic that your female "friend" starts to mock you. i bet a week later after that event she startet to crying on his shoulder again, rinse and repeat
>>586435882
I wonder if he plays chess.
>>586464780
Congrats /b/ro.
>>586464619
he was probably trying to go out with his edgyiness intact
>>586461937
Dean Pelton?
>>586464800
how did the story finish? Did he go there
>>586436500
Wut.
>>586464863
>edgyiness
you mean balls
>>586464234
>cooks fish
>gets bitches drunk
>>586463602
He had it. He FUCKING had it. God damn beta people always want more when the girl actually gives.
>>586464778
Well just because you don't know how to git gud doesn't mean the game is bad.
>>586464838
Best thing is, im german with a grandfather who was in the ss, her face when
>>586464985
is he high?
>>586464985
I'd beat fuck outta that chump
>>586465059
>her face when no face
>>586443009
shit
>>586465073
na thats just his stupid fucking face
>>586464800
Bitch ugly as fuck.
>>586465059
Damn bruh
>>586465073
high on life
>>586435882
>>586464912
he probably just cried and wanked to a pic of her
>>586465118
>>586465115
come at me bro i rekt yo face pal
>>586465059
Does she know about your grandfather?
If so what was her reaction?
>>586465193
i bet this bitch is fat as hell
>>586465309
I'd take out both those skinny chumps. Probably too high to do anything
>>586465193
>>586463248
So has she never even thought of what it would feel like?
Regardless of sexual attraction, doesn't she want to know? When I was a kid my parents never let me drink pop. I wasn't sexually attracted to it, but I wanted to know what it tasted like, so I tasted it. Fucking delicious. I wonder if she has ever thought "I should have sex with this guy who is with me despite the fact that I don't feel sexual attraction."
Tl;dr she's a dumb bitch with no desire to experience anything, or to do anything for her boyfriend.
RIP in peace that guy's penis.
>>586465453
>>586465493
Tbh that's adorable
>>586465398
we only smoke good kush , and we can rape you any day faggot
>>586436805
Update on this some guy bought the gun from fagboy and got the paint off and was restoring it.
>>586465493
"I'm not a terrorist okay"
Totally a troll.
>>586465493
>>586465556
>almost quads
>>586465118
>>586465328
She lol'd.... took me by surprise to be fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0udkCdZTY0
>>586464234
I need to party with that guy.
>>586464898
Laughed harder at this than I should
>>586464158
>iPad
>its a meme you dip
>>586465567
You should wear gloves when handling nettles you pussy ass bitch. Lets see those muscles again bro. With those guns you could probably open a jar of pickles. Maybe
>>586465685
Still makes me cringe, like the dubs guys.
>>586463237
My sides
>>586464800
>lose my virginity to bryan OR jake
>>586465475
this bitch is just nuts thats all, saw her youtube vids. and he is too beta to even try fucking her, so he got friendzoned so hard he doesn't even know that he got friendzoned
>>586465623
you should karate chop her
>>586465343
>>586465600
>>586465840
>>586465504
Pms?
>>586465908
>>586465807
Or just have some kinky nazi sex, either or i guess
>>586465714
Go 1v1 bitch show me yo face pal
>>586440182
Thank god, it's not only me
>>586463597
This is rather sad.
This child is probably weak and often picked on. He can't do anything about it because he is weak. He probably never talks to anyone about it, and if he does they either shoot him down or ignore him. With no knowledge of conflict resolution of any kind, and the inability to stand up for himself he has a lot of unresolved anger and frustration towards his bullies and the adults who we are lead to believe will help and protect us, but have done nothing.
He's created this persona as a way of feeling better about himself. This version of him is strong and capable of defending himself, or exacting revenge which would resolve his anger.
He'll most likely grow up to have low self confidence and sever social issues. He might even grow up emotionally stunted as a direct biproduct of his unresolved anger.
What a shame.
>>586465993
Dat anal pleasure face
>>586464912
Nobody knows but Yorkie, Elysia, Brian and Jake. And maybe Tall Brian as well.
>>586465952
yeah. Forcefeed her sauerkraut and bratwurst. Maybe dunk her in a bath of cheese fondue.
Seriously though nice going bro. You better go blitzkrieg on that pussy. And thank your grandfather for his service
>>586465952
>mein dinglehantzenschmantzen is tingzlee
>>586465453
I don't even want that guy to be srs
>>586465580
Hallelujah! Praise based god anon
>>586465993
backing up on a gloryhole
>>586465946
>>586466215
>>586464497
fukin lol
Every time my girlfriend's dad flipped out on me about something small, I would just think to myself "yep, I fucked your daughter. She sucked my dick. That innocent little girl you nurtured and loved is now getting fucked by me on a regular basis."
>>586443009
Oh jesus
>>586462357
could be worse, could be somewhere he cant just grow hair over when he decides to surpass 5th grade maturity
>>586435882
Nor/mlp/erson here.. I dont have that much to post since on my phone but I'll deliver what I can
>>586466272
>>586466150
Come on this is fucking gold
>>586466347
>>586466068
the sadest thing is that your parents made you a loser, they abused you and so trained you to be a victim. then these kids either become bullys themselves or start to hide in a fantasy world
>>586466125
>>586466150
Top kek
any /b/ros know where to get a ss uniform?
>>586466275
too bad ya dicks so small it doesnt reach the labia
>>586461937
>>586466406
>>586445591
eating with sticks is so cringe...
>>586466448
Try Craigslist
>>586466313
i don't think thats a maturity issue, i think thats a mental health problem and to surpass that it needs a therapy this guy will never undergo
Prepare yourselves
>>586437930
>dislikes: kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin evryone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit
kek'd
>>586462458
"I am not a fan of online play"
I dont know why but whnever I hear this it just ircs me. Its like saying "I like playing videogames, but I'm not good enough to actually compare myself against anything that matters"
>>586464800
That bitch needs a fucking glass to the face.
>>586443009
Tormod the hedgehog
norwegian.
also, Marth is my main in ssbb.
>>586466347
Why do they think moving to Japan will fix there fucking lives, problems always end up following you no matter where you go
>>586466458
is funny joke friend.
Care for a tall glass of your jealous tears?
>>586446460
You don't know what cynical means do you?
>>586466715
Weeaboos man... weeaboos
>>586466448
Ebay, replica sites. Heres what you do
>order uniform from replica site
>wait until shes alone in her house
>kick open the door
>charge in and blow a whistle in her face
>shout "Time to get processed Frauline!!"
>blow whistle at her butthole
>carry her upstairs
>put your stalhelm on her and chase her around the room with an officers sword
>hit it with your panzerfaust
>>586466360
>>586442604
gorilla warfare? What the fuck is that? Where you hit someone over the head with a banana?
>>586466805
After the kinky sex is over, then do you turn her over to Hitler?
>>586466766
little deuce coupe
>>586465475
If he were truly her boyfriend, he'd let him fuck her because HE desires it and she doesn't care. Just like I'd let a chick take me to Red Lobster because she thinks it's fancy but I don't care.
If she actively rejects his sexual advances it's not because she feels NO sexual desire, it's because she feels ANTI-desire, either for him or for all men.
Logic, bitch,
>>586466519
So anyone want some oc of a ss officer fucking a Jewish girl? Will post once i've got uniform and hit that
>>586462182
This.
>>586466853
dale 4 president
>>586454872
Same girl
what level of autism is this
http://youtu.be/fNOehAM2BMI
>>586466908
No. You draw the star of david on her butt and keep her as a maid. Then after a hard day of beating Frenchies you come home and process her some more
>>586464985
he has nice traps.
>>586466908
I guess ill just give her a Dutch oven
>>586466913
is even funnier.
>>586466853
>>586466938
That's the most sense spoken on this thread.
<applause>
>>586467101
She's already my submissive and well... we all hae the french
>>586467136
Thats not a good idea
http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
>>586461928
really?
>>586467147
need suck
need suck
need suck
>>586467096
she just suffers from paranoid shizophrenia, welcome to youtube
>>586443078
Hah, there's one kid on Facebook named Dongus who's 14, and browses 4chan. I think that's him, unless it was an account spawned from this
>>586467300
now I'm just losing you...
>>586467253
good man. Buy her a French maid outfit. Or take her for a spin in the kubelwagon
>>586467259
Top fucking kek
>>586466938
Typo on a few of those pronouns but you know what I mean.
>>586467384
i need to lose your tongue in me hole
>>586452051
>my sides
>they are annihilated
>>586467515
How do you know?
>>586467404
>rover as fuck
Should I start a thread all about me and Jewish gf so / b/ros can give ideas of shit to do?
>>586467637
whoam numnum
>>586467716
Fuck yes
>>586467200
>>586467777
Nice quads
>>586466574
everytim
>>586467794
I will in a min then
>>586467777
Ew wtf
>>586465400
Like can you actually imagine waking up every morning to that fat disgusting mess and thinking "yeah, I'm doing great."
How would you have not killed yourself if this was the zenith of your romantic conquests?
>>586437930
>dislikes: my dad
>>586465504
my cringe factor has reached an all time level
>>586436262
Furrikane
...
Gets me every time.
Am I beta if I play Team Fortress 2?
>>586467798
Okay, this one has to be fake.
>>586467986
>>586466091
>Tall Brian
top kek
>>586436805
hey i was in this thread. yayyyy
>>586466272
King of the Alphas.
>>586464148
Is this some sort of an autism-attack?
>>586437772
how is this beta? dude's just being silly with protein on his noggin
>>586443009
>>586464898
Fuck, my sides
>>586464985
girls look appalled as fuck