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>ITT: we invent life-changing stuff

I'll go first: beer that tastes exactly like Coke.
go.
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what about beer that tastes like beer you fucking pussy holy shit fuck what are you twelve
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How about anal sex that doesn't smell like anus?
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>>586184610

He needs a beer that tastes like anus
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>>586184610
beer is good but I really like Coke.
faggot.
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Condoms that let you feel everything
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>>586186008
Or a spray on condom
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>>586186008
This
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>>586186008
>>586186115
Or the pill..
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>>586186008
Bill Gates is actually funding something like this as we speak.
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>>586184433
That already exists, I forgot what the name of the brand is though. I used to buy it a few years back and it was called spiked cola
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spray on penis
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>>586186115
already exists
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>>586185671
you really like cock you fucking child
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>>586186008
>>586186115
>>586186449
>>586186665

>mfw
Do you even birth control
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We need a spray that turns skin into playdoh, that way all of us trapped in our stupid human bodies can just mold ourselves into better stuff, like a lion or thomas the train
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Someone to tell me who invented vibrating dildos
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A dust pan that doesn't leave a line.

A vacuum that sorts coins and can cut hair it sucks.

One Time Use Disposable Clothing.
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a body suit with a build in masturbator that would simulate the feeling of touch when watching porn.

yes....I'm very lonely
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>>586187284
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>>586184433
a laser that brings things on your tv/monitor to life

>bring dragonballs to reality
>make wish
>???
>profit
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>>586187389
First vibrating dildo was Cleopatras jar o' bees
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>>586187389
I did,
Baron Vibra von tingdildo
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>>586187424
>A vacuum that sorts coins and can cut hair it sucks.

You mean both in the same machine or one or the other?
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>>586187758
Both in one.
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>>586187718
I mean a mechanical one.

>>586187816
I know the haircutter/vacuum thing exists (it was in Wayne's World too!), but I don't think a vacuum is strong enough to suck up a lot of coins and sort them
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>>586187106
>mfw I drink the dankest beer possible
>7% alc
>pale but tastes worse than dark
just fuck off already.
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>>586188101
No no, I mean:

A vacuum that you use normally, but if by chance it sucks up hair or coins or anything solid, it would both cut the hair as not to clog the suction or slow the rotating bristles and sort or relocate and isolate solid materials like coins, nails, tacks, dog food.

Like a miniature, powerful shop vac that can handle hair balls.
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>>586187149
Do you even AIDS?
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A "chemical printer", a device that contains basic elements or very simple molecules and can synthesize more complex substance according to formulas or instructions that you can download from the Internet, so I can download some LSD and the machine makes it for me, or I can synthesize some nerve gas to kill my neighbor, or explosives, or whatever you need, like making coke errday, etc.
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>>586189663
fuck yeah, always thought about this. I'll give it 50 years max until it'll actually exist.
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>>586189956
Can you imagine how DEA, ATF and others will shit bricks when they see it?
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>>586190396
what, you mean like when people started printing guns with 3d printers? lmao
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>>586190483
yeah, or the govts reaction when people started using bitcoins to do transactions under the radar and nobody could trace it or tax 'em
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>>586190745
kek
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