I'm aware of the function. A girl who knows how to do it is just going to do it. I don't think anyone in the real world is ever going to say "clench that pussy".
Again, evidence that you have never had sex.
well, i could have asked her to tighten it up,
but then i'd sound like a drill instructor.
"we are not going ANYWHERE until wilkerson's privates tighten up! you better tighten it up you pissant, unlaced fuckhead!"
Dude. I've seen girls with some whack as dirty talk. A big turn off for me, so I usually cover their mouth or choke them. That's usually a big turn on for them, so it's a win/win.
No shitty dirty talk and even more turn on
"bend over" and "keep that sheep mask on" get old sooner or later
Some stories about me and my brother.
>older brother is 20
>has friends that buy him alcohol
>I walk in on him drinking with a guy friend in his room
>guy friend freaks out because he swore I would tell
>dumbass I just want to drink too
>only ever had it three times but never been drunk
>they've got aristocrat vodka and mixers
>tried to be a cool kid and take shots but holy shit that fucking kills
>drink it with orange juice instead
>friend eventually leaves because it's around 11:00
>I go take a shower when they're gone
>really hard to take a shower drunk
>I dry off and put on skivvies and wrap a towel around me because bras are really hard to put on when you're slightly damp on your back.
>walk into my room and my brother is in there
>"I wanted to make sure you got to bed okay, you sounded disoriented in the shower."
>fuck shampoo bottles
>"I'm fine, thanks for the concern
>suddenly really horny thinking about pulling my towel down
>literally have never had any thoughts like this before
>ask him what he would do if I dropped my towel
First time anything came up
this chick's a badass.
congats on the huge huge balls. which i'm still betting you have, but continue
>had just taken a shower (when I feel my most confident)
>stand in my full length mirror and look at my body shape
>5'8" 125ish pounds, meh body
>take a picture of me half covering myself in the mirror
>send it to him on Skype
>hear the noise in his room go off
>I wait for him to come in or something
>get disappointed when no show
>start to put on clothes, bra panties
>hear a knock at my door
>it's my brother
>he didn't say anything, I didn't either
>grabs me by the waist and holds me really really tight
>rubbing all over my back
>breathing and kissing my neck
>I get super into it and I can feel him getting hard as I'm pressing against him
>I reach down to grab it outside of his pants.
>he jumps way back like I punched at him or something
>looks at me for a second and then goes into his room
>eat on joining wall, not a sound coming from his room
>he plays games so I can usually hear his keyboard
>this is how I know he's masturbating.
>I rub myself for like ten minutes to the thought of him fingering me
>wet the sheets
I've got a few. Typing on mobile
>one night I hear his typing stop
>come up with brilliant plan
>wait like 3 minutes in my room after I heard the silence
>strip to my sleep shorts and bra, b cup at the time
>knock on his door and open it nearly immediately after.
>he closes the we page really quickly and yells at me
>he turns around in his computer chair with his stuff put away and sees me
>I couldn't think of anything to say so I just stand there and smile before shutting the door and walking over toward him
>I tried to sit on his lap with my legs on both sides of him but the chair was too small
>sit on him sidesaddle instead
>I feel how hard he is and smell the lotion scent
>lean down and kiss him while reaching for his leg
>hold his leg and slowly make my way up onto his dick (outside of pants) hoping he won't push me away again
>were really making out at this point and I reach inside his pants
>he gasps but doesn't say anything as I start to rub him inside of his jeans
>he starts to thrust upward
>really wet at this point so I take his hand and put it inside of my shorts
>he pushes a finger inside to like the second knuckle and rubs my clit
>I've never been so wet
Hearken /b/retheren, for our day of reckoning draws near
And the hour in which our glorious sun would pass his divine judgement on each of us draws ever closer
But each of us falls short of the glory of the sun
>he pulls away from me and gets up
>I was sad because I thought he was going to make me leave
>he walks to the door and locks it
>then picks me up and puts me on the edge of his bed
>spreads my legs and continues to finger me
>he asks if I've ever been gone down on
>"no I haven't gone that far before"
>he starts to lick my clit and finger me, it feels so good
>starting to feel weird down there
>I pull away and ask how far he's been with a girl
>ask if I can give him a blow job
>says no and tells me to leave
Yet we praise, perhaps in hopes that when that day comes, the sun will see our efforts, and forgive us of our transgressions
for lawd sake, put sage in the options field to kill this wincest thread
wait, you still feel weird about it?
it's that much more fun when you get to see your partner's pussy/cock in action.
This one time he walked in on me
>kind of young, had touched myself before but I didn't really know how to do it.
>angles were off, skinny fingers, could t rub my clit fast enough, etc.
>get a vibe from one of my friends
>girls are weird like that shut up
>use it one night when parents are out
>figure brother had Skype or team speak up with headphones
>buzzer is kind of loud but I try and smother the sound with blankets
>start to get into it
>I'm rubbing my clit on it by shifting my hips up and down
>get super wet, start moaning and squirming
>Matt opens my door, no knock, no scratch
>reeeaaaally embarrassed because I have to use a you to get off. Self conscious about what he might think
>tells me not to stop
>sits on my bed and starts to rub himself
>turn the vibe back on and try to get into it again
>it weird being watched, can't into show
>he takes it from me after a while and spreads my lips open
>exposes my clit and puts it right on
>squirm and kind of fight to wiggle away it's really intense
>he holds my leg down on one side and forces it closer to keep it on
>using his other hand to jerk himself off
>cums on my bedspread
>licks my pussy twice and leaves
this one never finished but it was so damn tantalizing
if he's not that into it, this shouldn't be happening anyway.
but try playing a game with him.
tell him you can control minds.
if he bites, tell him to take off his shirt.
if he does take your's off.
then pants, and so on.
the dude seems like he's being pretty juvinile,
this let's him know this hangup of his is fifth grade stuff.
but when siblings are playing around and they're afraid of getting caught, they don't get fully naked for you know why
>sneak into his room one night
>in night shirt, bra, and sleep shorts
>my usual Jammies
>like three am
>thought I'd go in and watch him play games
>he's asleep with his back on his bed
>climb in and snuggle up to him
>face in his side where his ribs are, leg wrapped over his lap area
>grab him inside his boxers
>wakes up immediately
>climb on top of him after initial surprise is gone
>lean down and kiss him while grinding lightly on his dick.
>he slips out of his dick slot (?) if that's what it is
>feel his dick rubbing that space between my pussy and my leg, where the tendon is
>skin is so soft omg
>he's still kind of half asleep, probably thinks he's dreaming
>move my shorts slightly to the side
>ease him inside of me, can only get the tip
>only fingers have ever been in there
>he's super awake now, but he isn't moving
>start to feel weird and self conscious
>go to hop off of him, and he holds me in place
>pushes himself more inside me
>so much better than fingers, I can feel him spreading me open for the first time
>he lets out a gasp
>he only gets about halfway in, but I'm really really wet
>he pushes in and out a few times and pushes me off to the side and rolls over, says I should go
>I stayed in for a little while longer, he didn't argue it, just rubbed my clit for a while
>it was about that time when i realized that his hands were actually enormous 8 foot long reptilian paddles
>i turned around to see a 6 story tall creature from the cretaceous era beginning to pump himself in and out of me
>mfw he says "i need bout tree fiddy"
>wake up from dream about fucking my brother who turned into nessy
>when i open my eyes, his asshole is open above my face
>gets pillaged by storm of asguardian shit warriors
>mis quesadillos es en fuego
>calls mother using spoon
>wakes up from dream about getting shit on after dreaming about fucking nessy brother
>is still in room
>goes to mini fridge
>pulls out raw ground meat
>eats it all in one go
>is wolf living in arctic tundra