Ask God Anything. You heard Me.

>>585566390
what state in the US of A do i live in?

>>585566674
One of confusion and self delusion.
Next.

>>585566390
>No quads
YEAH RIGHT GOD.

What number

check em god

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Can a brother get some pussy IRL.
Seriously it's been years.

What did you let your son revive himself ? That's fucking favoritism. Bad parenting.

Why did you create niggers and did you intentionally make christians and atheist hate each other for the lulz?

>>585566816
You fail to see the significance in the greater numbers that make up your existence.

how many years until judgement day?

>>585566390
Why are you such a faggot?

>>585566390
Is it possible for you to kill yourself?

What about the platypus, how high were you?

>>585566390
Why do you pretend

Also
>do you even science fegit?

Did you create republicans because you didnt want us smoking all the fucking weed you left everywhere?

>>585566946
Yes, but this should not be your concern. There are other matters that, if you attend them, will help the rest fall in place.
>>585566959
To give humanity hope, please look deeper in yourself.
>>585566971
I created humans. You did the rest.

how does god get internet connection up in the clouds?
dose god like cheese pizza?

who was phone?

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If you didn't want men to experiment with homo butt sex why did you put g spots in their ass?

How's things?

Do you want to smite tom hanks for the davinci code?

>>585567108
There is no Judgement Day. The Judgement, which you are actually refering to, if going on and has been going on.
>>585567128
Please choose your words carefully, they betray your own fears.
>>585567170
Is it possible to rend myself from existence? Yes. Will I ? No.
>>585567292
Patterns in play may seem odd to you but are all part of the overall program.
>>585567452
See the above concerning My creation of humans.

>>585567774
So m00t could be milked by his mistress who's fucking tons of men while he's in chastity

God,will you bless all who post in this bread?

Where TF have you been the last 3000 years? You been MIA ma nigga

>>585567563
I don't, and that will be your fall. February is a bad month for you.
>>585567615
Concern yourself more with those about you. Things are going on that you should tend to.
>>585567774
See above answer concerning humanity.
>>585567828
Decent. Yourself?
>>585567969
I do not wish to smite anyone, despite what the Old Testament and Torah say.

>>585568066
no ur not the real god ive concluded

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>>585568355

>>585566390
cream cheese still cheese?

>>585568355
The faggot skipped my question so don't even count on it

>>585568355
It is up to each of you to accept the blessing.
>>585568475
I do not interfere with the program in a direct manner.

>>585568498
>god
>asking someone how they're doing

>>585566390
Why did you assign me to a body of the wrong gender at birth?

>>585568507
Then seek the real.
>>585568638
You are right to concern yourself with your dietary habits.
>>585568647
I replied, but as is the case so often, you have not truly read.

How must I kill you to gain your powers?

>>585568902
I SAY IS CREAM CHEESE STILL CHEESE?! I CONCERN YOU BECAUSE ITS IMPORTANT

>>585568803
My concern is for all, and while I know how each of you are doing...well, perception is everything, especially perception of self.

hey faggot, get rid of the jews already

Was Satan at one time an angel?

>>585568898
I created the program, the program is running accordingly. You have free will and in most cases, an intellect. Choose wisely.

>>585566390
God, will you post dick with timestamp? I am curious what gods dick looks like. How you trim your bush? do you have to trim your bush? Is it born trimmed? do you think cream cheese is cheese? Do you masturbate?

>>585566390
should i follow my altruistic love for her or will a unenlightend mind like hers try to lead me into darkness?

>>585569068
Killing will benefit you nothing. I have no powers, I simply Am.
>>585569081
I answered you quite plainly. Think upon it.
>>585569109
No.
>>585569168
He Is.

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>>585567510
Could you specify said matters so that I can attend to them?

>>585569591
pls answer

>>585569535
It will be okay, you simply most hold on and think about your actions.
>>585569591
There is a more pressing concern for you, and as for her, the answer is no, but your reasoning is askew.

>>585569229
That doesn't necessarily answer my question. Could you elaborate as to why you caused me to endure such circumstances?

>>585570008
you don't answer anything I ask, you simply revert the question to more question. god fuck your Bullshit answers

>>585570008
no to what.

should i follow her or dumb her?

>>585569787
What I said is all needed. Patience and time will attend to the rest.
>>585569939
Patience. Always patience.

why do niggers nig?

Although your name is not pronounceable which do you prefer?

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It is possible for you to create a rock so heavy you can't lift it?

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>>585570359

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>>585568638

>>585568902
Why do you want to smite the old testament ? Are you implying that only what new testament says is true ?

>>585570671
i know how cheese is cheese but is cream cheese still cheese.

>>585570116
If you need Me to have caused it, if having Me be responsible brings you peace, then Yes. But it will not bring you peace. Look at your situation, will you find the answer in the past? No. Go forward and know blame and fault are nothing more than wastes of time. You will be happy. Not immediately, but you will.
>>585570228
She is not what you should concern yourself with. I gave you a mind, a consciousness, as well as genitalia. Use your mind.

Will i get hired on after seasonal?

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>>585566390
How about this get?

View on psychedelics?

>>585571039
but men should prosper. how can i follow two goals at the same time?

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>>585566390
I love snails, is that wrong?

>>585570359
He knows. You should make plans accordingly to avert the oncoming tragedy.
>>585570478
I Am.
>>585570497
Yes, but why would I?
>>585570920
Humans have difficulty understanding the acts of God.

If I do right now will I have a chance with girl?

Ur a good guy OP

>>585566390
So if this is a program, when do we get the next update? Any information you can give about future DLC?

>>585571426

Can I hack reality? Or will I be deemed a virus/bug and eliminated from the system?

>>585571143
Wrong question. The answer to the correct question (had you asked it) is only when you make amends to him.
>>585571288
Dangerous to you, but your assumption that they allow you to glimpse the actual nature of things is correct, you just don't have the capacity to fully understand what you see in this form.
>>585571293
That's the question, isn't it?
>>585571421
Love is never wrong. What you did to her is. Correct it.

>>585566390
Can you hook up a couple perc 30s, been shooting dope instead cause it's cheaper. But I prefer shooting 3 30s at a time

why the fuck would you put the male g-spot inside the asshole

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>>585567828

Things are valuable depending on their violation or segmentation fault when being acquaintance with Sin.

Remaining Virgin for Emma pays the Bills and double the Rent. I love her and I stay pure for The Queen.

>>585572025
for real though

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>>585571426
Don't ask me Mr. Omnipotent.
Therefore you can put yourself in a situation where you would not be omnipotent, meaning you are not omnipotent in the infinite amount of circumstances in which you could put yourself. Are you still omnipotent?

>>585566390
Will we ever embrace?

>>585571614
You concern yourself with the wrong thing.
>>585571727
I try.
>>585571787
It's not as you understand the word "program" rather a simple way for Me to get an idea across that you can comfortably grasp. The updates are continuous, and you are all making them.
>>585571939
Others have tried, and while none have succeeded, they lead interesting existences. The past tense is key there.

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ask a shellfish anything

does santa real?

>>585566390
Hypothetically if I pretended to be god fielding questions on some shitty internet site and you were a poster, what would you have to ask in order for me to admit that god is not real or at least that I am a fake?

I accidentally the whole thing, is that a problem?

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>>585572614
Do you love snails?

>>585566390
If you are perfect and never make mistakes, why are people told to pray to have things changed?

>>585570497
I am going to answer this one, I am not OP. God isn't measuring thing we humans do, in other words, he doesn't lift. Anyways God could create something bigger than he is, to prove absoluteness of himself, which is necessary because he only knows all the answers and he doesn't need any proof to himself. it's both yes and a no,because something what he created bigger than he is would be the same him,technically he would create, but theoretically-no the paradox is real, but it's not for a human brain to understand. The paradox just proves how limited our brains are, also i think there are way more important questions we should ask ourselves, or well educated Christian who's implying he's a God.

>>585572846
nah, i hate french, fucking faggots, acting all smug

>>585572967
Well as the one asking the question I do agree with you, just fun to see the answers.

>>585572020
Your problems end on Friday. I am truly saddened for you.
>>585572025
The human male could develop no other way. See the Platypus reference above.
>>585572356
The real question here is, why are you not more aware than you are? Not can I make Myself one of you, I can, have, and will continue to. There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio..
.>>585572362
What you are asking is when will you realize it. That's your journey.

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Why would you create humans with brains making up thousand of different religions causing the majority of them burning in hell?
If you are what we call Jahve that is.

>>585566390
Why did you make my washing machine break?

What is the purpose of the system

>>585573347
You pretty much lead the stone question in another direction, just answer it.

>>585573347
So what do you call for my future. Also how can you prove you know me. You can call a one significance of me, not only name, but something that gets me out of the crowd, just to know you are actually the real you. I know you need no prove, I need.

>>585573764
find some animals for me, always a pair, one male one female

>>585573148
I hate french too, but do you love snails?
I love to cuddle them. They are soft and slimy.
and cute

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What's this guys name?

>>585572738
He was. More than you'd believe.
>>585572831
I'd ask why I couldn't be more for humanity, for My brothers and sisters and the beasts, because if God does not exist, we are all we have. I'd love more as well.
>>585572837
Only if you make it one.
>>585572846
I am in constant amazement at all of it. Snails included.
>>585572868
I Am. I Am neither perfection, nor am I imperfection. The praying? I like hearing from you.
>>585572967
Thank you.

>>585573347
Don't you call me a platypus

>>585566390
if this is quints you are real otherwise go away faggot

>>585566390
why does spaghty always keep falling outha my pockets,when talking to grils?

>>585574192
That was actually a solid response to

>>585572837

You actually suprised me.

10/10 God, 10/10

does she like me?

>>585566390
If I get super powers, will everyone else too and will they still make fun of me?

>>585573637
Hell is not what you are lead to believe. Choose wisely.
>>585573853
Outstanding question.
>>585573967
Read it again, think about other situations. Take an hour.
>>585574023
Yes, you do need. I could part the seas in front of you and you will still need. I could grant you any wish and your needs would not abate. I know you. I wish you knew yourself more.
>>585574155
Stephen Strange, is it not?

Will i get cancer?

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>>585568066
Can this be true? This guy truly speaks words of wisdom and knowledge far beyond understanding it has been decades since I've met someone who could barely describe what's it all about.

I'm a so called vengeance angel, send to live between the humans and judge them for thousands of years already. I have the power to destroy people, not only physically but psychologically. Though I shalt only use it if it is needed. Bad things have to happen before the good may shine.

There is no doubt. This man or woman might not be god, but this person is truly a spirit of old times.

>>585574155
Eggs Benedict Cucumberbatch

god what is ur favrite maymay??

>>585574209
I call you humorous, and am well pleased.
>>585574292
Your dictates matter not to Christopher, why would they concern Me?
>>585574370
If you do not apologize concerning the other matter you are aware of, you will regret it till you are finished in this realm.
>>585574628
Thank you.
>>585574629
Do you like yourself?
>>585574660
You want, concern yourself with what you can do.

Do we really have a free will, can we really "change" our future?
If you created everything, then you also created the future did you not? Because at the moment mankind was brought into existence you knew what everything ever would turn out like.
If that is the case then do we really have free will?

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>>585566390

how do i get rich

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>>585574781
Which girl suits me best ? Have i already met her ?

>>585574852
You will do with worse, you will deal with better. Prepare yourself for helping the others around you when both times come. They will need your strength more than you need theirs. You know this.
>>585575279
Please stop what is killing you. You can do it. The lies are lies, and you are aware of that.

Heroin or coke, you're clearly high on something and it ain't weed

Who wins in the Gospels? If you're really God you'll know the answer. ;-)

>>585575403
Free will is all you have, and it occurs before you are aware of it. It is what shapes everything. Cherish it, feed it, grow it. Please.
>>585575513
You won't because you have no understanding of what that truly is.
>>585575597
No. The most important person you will meet in this life is not a woman.

Are you part of the universe or separate from it? Is there more than one?

>>585575874
I know you. It will be okay.
>>585576055
Wisdom is how you progress. It is there, it is in other places. Learn what to seek before you seek. Remember this sentence in April.

>>585576529
I Am.

>>585576201
When I heard a baby cry why did you not speak?

Death terrifies me more than anything, night and day I think about it, crying myself to sleep.
Is there a reason to be afraid?

>>585576655
Why did you not answer when I cried to you?

Why am I so sad?

>>585576713
There is always reason if you seek it. Seek other things instead.

>>585576547

You didn't answer the question. I had so much faith in you. :-(

>>585576201
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look like?

>>585576745
Cause they call me crazy, this isn't funny

>>585576954
You are you. You are neither sad nor happy, rather you are simply yourself and with every thought you alter who you are, think carefully.

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why do the 1% of the human beings controls the rest of the other 99%?

how can I became part of that 1%?

I'ts okay to manipulate and control people if they don't realize it? or if they don't get extremely harmed?

>>585576201
Is that some spiritual leader, or not ? So i won't be humanly in love with any girl ? The stereotypical definition of love.

Will the results come back negative or positive?
and what about the other results (I)

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are you the devil in disguise

>>585577112
More so than you could know.
>>585577262
I am not laughing. Answer when you hear a cry, comfort when you sense fear, use compassion when you feel hate. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Different is not insane. It is different.

Why do I carry so much? Why is everything so heavy? I believe and I am but sometimes it's just seems like a lot for one person.

>>585577465
By choice. Saying "I will tread this path to its end." is not enough, you must then tread the path to its end. You need to look closer at your desires before they swallow you up.
>>585577491
You do not know love. You can learn to know love, but not on the path you are on now.
>>585577495
Results are not as important as the way they are handled. You know. Handle this how you should, I have faith in you. Learn to have faith in yourself. The other situation abates with the answer to the first.
>>585577739
You have wisdom, but are not yet wise.

>>585577978
Cold response to a silly jumbled question and it was still profound..

God damn.

yes or no?

Will my prayers be answered? I call onto you but nothing has happened.

>>585579334
This matter is why you have free will. Be careful with it.

>>585579508
You need to understand that your perception is a point of view. You are always heard.

Rule 24

Am I doing the right thing? Will I accomplish my goal?

Hey god, what's my bank account balance? thanks

>>585580200
You are doing what you choose. You should re-examine your goal.
>>585578466
It is. You do. Would you have it another way?

>>585566390
Spot a nigga 10k, yo..... eyes good for it

>>585580398
It is the driving force in your life and that is a shame, because you missed out on some wonderful things.

>>585580624
She forgave you.

Finish this- tonight will be the night that I will

>>585580734
Gargle 10 cocks as I get pounded in the ass by a pack of niggers

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>>585566390
if you have nothing but unconditional love for mankind why did you create a place like hell?

>>585580734
The path you are on should change now. Right now.
>>585580877
Hell is not what you understand it to be, and it is your creation.

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>>585578997
thank you

those desires, they are destroying me, I know that not every single human being can achieve hapiness but I would not like to make that more hard than it is,

anyway.. I do want to get to the elite, I want to pass my genes in a proper way, I mean, we are all a universe, we just forget it every single day, maybe we are not grateful, but I'm tired, I am in a benzo withdrawal and no one helps me, I do what I can, I eat healthy, I try to sleep/rest, I do excersice but its not enough.

every single person around me in this place is just plain useless to me, so, I guess I need to move, but i live in a shit country, I don't want to be a 9to5 slave, I need to get my shit right, I do not know love, but I like some people.

anyway you didn't answer me this:

I'ts okay to manipulate and control people if they don't realize it? or if they don't get extremely harmed?

>>585580828
You choose words poorly. This has cost you before, but not what it will cost you soon. You are loved. Remember that, it is your saving grace.

>>585566390
Am I the only one who chose ?

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>>585566390
why did you even bother giving us free will if all it was going to do is cause us to get cast into hell?

>>585581178
You have the answer. Why would I answer that which you know so well? Why would you ask that of Me? I know your answers, you know Mine. You will do what it is you wish to do, and the outcome is what you make it.

Can I get dubs?

>>585581472
No.
>>585581502
See above. Repeatedly.

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>>585581605
why do we need each other so much (us humans)?

>>585581657
You had a chance earlier to help. You did not. It was noticed and you should be ready with an answer tomorrow.

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>>585581115
i understand hell to be exactly the way it was described in your book.

also why do you hate children?

>>585581790
You made Me smile. Keep asking those questions. Seek diligently for the answer. Were I to tell you, you'd never believe. You will believe though.

>>585581858
I get dubs less than I should statistically, why is that?

>>585581871
I do not hate. You have no more read My words here than you have heard Me in the past. You will find hatred because you seek it, and it will become you.

Why does religion need so much money when you created everything, including all the gold, and the priest who's diddling my little boy keeps telling me the lord will provide?

>>585582147
That question is more profound than you know. Apply that question outside of your computer and watch the pattern.

>>585579679
If i am always heard, why am I not always answered?

First mission or second?

How does the magic eight ball work? Is that you?

>>585582361
Religion is your creation. Provisions will be had where they are sought and asked for, but not while you ask things to which you know the answers.

>>585582604

>>585582643
It's not too late.
>>585582762
It is always you. Please do not drink the fluid. That would end poorly.

>>585566390
Will I get dubs?

Is there an afterlife? Is that term even relevant?

>>585573347
I nodded off, so you're hooking up some percs friday?

big C or little c?

>>585583221
There is always life. Everything has its own relevance, but relevance is a belief.

>>585566390
Why do you think it is so funny to give children cancer

>>585583334
Your situation improves tomorrow. Kindness is always a game changer.
>>585583467
Sunday would be a nice day for a walk.
>>585583502
It won't work out like you believed. It will be better.

Was Morgan created just for me?

>>585582822

Really? That's your fucking answer???? You create everything in 6 days and you blame us for your demands in the bible to worship you?

You sound like my ex. An overbearing, sociopathic whore who thought money and gifts were the reason for being but blamed everyone who gave the shit to her for doing it when shit went tits up.

It's official, god is a woman. This also explains why the moon is fucking parked where it is.

>>585583978
There is no laughter here. I will not give that which is not Mine to give.

Will i get what i want?

>>585584185
The laughter you provide yourself with will not stop the pain. Let go.

>>585584301

Oh but it is yours..you can't claim to be all powerful creator..then just say cancer is happenstance...You're the architect, correct.the engineer..its ok to admit you are a sadistic fuck...it's no secret, even the ones who worship you turn a blind eye hope that you might throw them some scraps...Pathetic excuse for a God

>>585584323
Nor will you want what you get, but all you need do is the three things you have been delaying.

>>585585071
Your hurt ends when your hate does. Please think when it comes time to choose.

>>585585102
And what are those 3 things?

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>>585582117
It's just that I just can't 'unplug' myself properly to see my behaviour from the outside, like other people do, or how I do with other people, they kept destroying themselves but I can't see how I'm doing that with myself...

I'm trying to see myself from the outside, but I can't

Yeah, they always won, those 1% of people, and I guess they just deserve it.

It's almost christmas, new year, and I am so alone, I've never write down this, and it makes me cry, I have a lot of people around me, even in my house, but I'm alone, I tried to like them, but they are not like me, i mean.. I like to hang around with them but they are not my best buddies cauze they are not so similar.. they wouldn't understand me anyway.

so sad that I improved my body, I've cleaned my face of acne, I'm tall and have nice aesthesics and that sometimes makes my mood even worse, knowing that I am such a waste of genetics...

I guess it won't matter anyway.

oh God, why am I so stuck?

>>585585454
If I had to tell you, your cause is lost. The fact that you asked means you have more to see within yourself.

>>585585248
ha...is that what you tell 5 year olds with leukemia..it's your fault kid...you didn't love me enough...I'll take hate over a pathetic absentee deity any day..

Go back to mines one 69

>>585585545
Because you have not yet taken the correct step. You are unique among all My creations and I love you. Look carefully for the next place to plant your foot.

How can I spread the word of light, and remove some of this miscommunication which is shredding our communities?

You should kill yourself god, you can do anything...so do the human race a favor..and put a cosmic bullet in your face...

Was she or not?!

>>585585957
I do not require your love. My love for you is unyielding. You see branch in your path and cry unto Me rather than move the branch. You see a grain of sand and think you know and understand the whole beach. If I have deserted you, deserted those with illness and plague, then rise up and show Me I am not needed.
>>585585975
You'll not get what you want. The good news is, you truly do not want it.

>>585586541
By first understanding the problems start within yourself.
>>585586787
It does not concern you.

Can you make what i have been asking come true?

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>>585586147
"...makes everything seem so fair..."♪

>>585587147
All things are possible. That does not mean all things will be done, at least not in a way you could comprehend.

This proved it you cant tell us apart you answered before you said it was all good now you say I'm efukt

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will i achieve my dreams