So I was hooking up with this chick and she stopped hooking up with me because she said there was something wrong with my nipples and I've been really self conscious about it since. I really need your guys opinion. Anyonelse had similar problems?
> hooking up with this chick and she stopped hooking up
>hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up hooking up
I would suggest buying a dildo.
Hopefully that will help you get through the rough times
First order of business:
Take off the stupid hat. Then the bandana. Then the chain.
Now, if it bothers you THAT much go see a dermatologist or a plastic surgeon. There's nothing "wrong", they just look fucking weird.
She let you down nicely faggot. Look at the way your dressed. Let me guess, the shirt you took off was 2 sixes too big and had some brand name on it. Why would you wanna be a nigger? Why would any woman want to be with a white due who wants to be a nigger? When she can just fuck a nigger.
Dude, you're dressed like a fucking wigger. You talk like one, you present yourself like one, and you're so into it that even your Goddamn nipples are turning into a fucking nigger's. Word of advice, take off that fucking chain, take off the Goddamn head wear, shave your fucking eyebrows and get a haircut and get those nipples looked at.
Fucking white trash.
Why are you so mad? Don't ask for advice about your deformed shit smears if you can't handle being judged in general.
Seriously though why are they so malformed and discolored? Go get your shit smears fixed ya goober.
Well basically if i could have one wish right now it would be that you die due to blood loss from a ruptured GI track due to a posse of small asian men shoving a baker's dozen of skinned potatoes into your rectum faggot.
Shut up you filthy white nigger.
Learn your place. This is why white trash innovate absolutely nothing in our modern world. They're fucking pathetic and can't articulate worth shit. Why don't you go "hook up" with a fucking .45 and have a bullet take your brain out on a date, you filthy animal? Jesus Christ.
I hope your bush sucking father gets dysentery and rapes your mother to death in front if you while a scorpion bites your testicles and a car battery is hooked up to rods going into your femurs you pussy denying fagbunnion
Oh lord no, scorpions are known for their lethal bites!!
>Call Anon a Fagbunnion
>Has Funyuns for nipples
I'm literally dying right now, the combination of the white trash arguments, illiteracy, and genuine lack of realization that OP is proving the point of him being a shit bag over and over is fucking hysterical
At least yours are round. His are oblong and malformed.
Those tits should not belong to a girl with that face.
I have lost faith in the world.
This is not right.
As long as your nipples are clean of fecal matter sure.
I could buy you faggots 3 times over. How's that for white trash fucking peasants
>Has burnt vienna sausage nipples that look like crusty ashtrays
>Calling other people niggers
Just in case this isn't a troll and you're being serious: if you're going to brag about money/possessions please don't do it using a $500 watch. Honestly, $500 for a watch isn't shit. You can get GShocks more expensive than that.
>my nips are hershey kissable
>my body is strippable
op delivers, can't believe this isn't a troll, who can be this much of a faggot
Hey I'm the other guy with shit nips. as someone else pointed out maybe when you get chest hair it'll be better. In the mean time stop being such a fucking weirdo
There's no way you're twenty abyss nips.
That's even fucking worse. What kind of a not-man are you? I had chest hair when I was fucking sixteen for God's sake. Jesus kid, the sad thing is you'd actually be presentable if you'd knock off the nigger hijinks, stopped making materialism and getting pussy and weed the highlights of your life and actually stopped being such a cunt.
I'm saying this shit because I care about you and I want you to succeed. But it all starts from within. I believe you can be the best you can be, but I know for a fact that this isn't your best.
Whatever. Fuck you poor pussy faggots. I still got another bitch.
If he weren't such an insufferable cunt and wasn't so offensive to the senses, the niggernipples could be overlooked. But Goddamn, the niggernipples are the shit cherry on top of the shit cake.
I'm beginning to think so. Poor bastard.
Don't bring Gary into this or Mingey will come looking for a fight!
Dem nips look like shit colored play-doh.
I'm 22 no chest hair barely any facial hair, no complaints, not a skin and bones niggar either, and manly enough to make $80k a year on the Canadian oil rigs, (also have presentable nipples)
until she sees your dormant volcano nipples
Buy yourself a new hat.
>Spread em already you faggirrrt
But you're not a nigger and you're a man. I'm not saying that the entirety of manhood is based on having chest hair and I didn't mean to make it sound like that.
You work. You more than likely don't get stoned and if you do, you're still a responsible fucking adult with nipples that don't look like God left them in the oven for too fucking long and just pasted them on after a week of binge drinking God damn it.
You can't even be bothered to rotate your pic 90 degrees, OP? Such a feeble homosexual you are.
That's probably the real reason she dumped you, because you're obviously a feeble homosexual.
I have a microscope you peasants. I look at shit closely
your dads not gonna like you taking his money, little boy
People with real money don't carry cash and don't flaunt it. Any burger flipper can accumulate what you have in your skitskin hands over time. You're an insecure piece of white trash, and you have my pity.
I put my money to good use, fagmunchers.
Get ta examining them pooparoni's faggot.
using the microscope to measure your dick, then grabbing the rubber fist to fist yourself. what a life
only thing you actually bought in this picture is your hat, cause no sensible parent would buy their 20 year old a frozen hat
Seriously though that giant fist dildo has been splashing shit up from your ass and onto your shit nipples.
I fucking read motherfuckers. I'm not stupid.
This is op all grown up. Lizzy mcguire jew bff dude.
Obviously edited. I hacked you and got the original.
I'm not fucking crying faggots. I'm laughing at all of you.
OP is still trying to prove shit to people over the internet.
Alright op if you want actual advice listen here. You should try and cut down on tight clothing and wear band-aids on your nipples for a few weeks. If it doesn't help them then you should see a dermatologist or some shit.
oh my fucking god
stop please this is too much im fucking crying holy shit
Lmfao, everyone's pretending to be OP.
>says hes Italian
>is a serbian guido
>mfw op is actually a faggot
HAHA You got them shits from Circle K. Nigga got them shis outta a box of Captain Crunch. Nigga sent in all the box tops plus $4.50 S&H for them shits.