So /b/, I work in an hotel. I'm here right now. 27

>>584787789
steal ornaments from the tree

>>584787789
bemp

>>584787789
Enter "accidentaly" in someone's room. Post pics

give us a live feed of that cctv

>>584787789
shove the traffic cone up your ass

>>584788208
No way man.

Tell the next person who walks in that you're going to assassinate Obama.

delete system32 on both pc's

>>584788345
There is actually three.

>>584787789
Who is work?

>>584788345
It sounds a good idea in cases like for example i don't want to work anynmore for today.

Put that fucking traffic cone outside. It doesn't belong inside.

>>584788403
then delete all three

>>584787789
vocaroo a phone call with a guest

>>584787789

install gentoo on 1 machine (live disc)

Take that bell. Put it over your nipple and lick it. Post pic

>>584787789
>>584787789
post hotel lobby phone number

speak to all customers as if they have autism for the rest of the day

Get naked and stand in lobby

>>584789029
reroll

timestamp

>>584789212
rereroll>>584789029

>>584789029
fuck the roll just do this

>>584787789
burn the tree

>>584787789
Timestamp faggot

>>584787789
Show us ur penis

>>584789315
this guy gets it

>>584788170
This!

>>584787789
>>584789374
i second the timestamp,
faggot

>>584787789
put hotel phone number!!!!

brazilian fag

>>584787789
Rolling for, sing the bible song michael rowed his boat ashore, and jerk off standing in lobby

>>584789527
Winrar

break into a fems room and steal a pair of her panties

>>584789696
Do this!

Rolling for dial 911 give them hotel address and say you planted a bomb

>>584787789
Why do you have XP installed whereas the PC next by has 7 ?

Turn that lamp off.

>>584787789
I suggest you find your way to the room of the last vixen who checked in.
>Proceed to knock on door.
>Present champagne aged from 1962
>I'm not room service, I'm a gentleman.
>Raep
>????
>profit

>>584789681
>>584789527
god fucking damnit i wanted the phone number

deliver with the timestamp at least OP

>>584787789
looks like dallas

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go back 2 work 4 lols

post phone number

fuck somebody

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>>584789527

>download utorrent to computers
>use kickass or oldpiratebay
>download the entire internet

Delete system 32

>>584787789
where you come from, fagget? just post pic with timestamp or inform us how is the place

>>584790183
How can you be that specific. That could be anywhere in the world.

>>584790612
now what

>>584790612
>584790612
next number honey?

>>584789877
I don't have installed shit. If it was up to me I'd throw away theese four shits and put something from this century

>>584790612

Still 27 get?

Put ketchup in the cisterns of as many toilets as you can.

>>584790612
12 decides next

>>584790758
africa doesn't have computers

>>584790702
>>584790619
Roll for either if these.
Fuck with the computers

>>584790913
This is OP

>>584790612
post the fucking number

>>584790612
take creep shots of the people sitting on that couch behind the timestamp

>>584790612
post hotel number

>>584790612
>fa66ots

Find one of the escorts and tell her you want bj with pics for /b or you call the cops

>get tor
>aquire pizza
>set as background

>>584791036
There is no one iin the couch now
12 is next bulshit

>>584790913

Put mustard/ketchup etc in as many cisterns/beds etc as you can.

>>584791177
It would be cool to put it in the WC

I know rheir are hookers somewhere...find em
Rerolln

POST

THE

NUMBER

Drag your mushroom tip on the keyboard

>>584790612
Flash your cock at those chicks

>>584790612
post the number faggot

>>584791325
rolling

>>584787789
Spread your shit all over the windows

>get potato from kitchen
>remove hard drive from computer
>replace hard drive with potato

Take a run and jump into the Christmas tree

>>584791325
rollin

Looks like OP is in Brazil

post a picture of the next customer

>>584790012
*tips fedora*

>>584787789
Make a fucking omlett and put it on the floor

post number

>>584791695
rolling

>>584791585
Told that before

OP is not amerifag, probably south american.

Roll for this >>584788170

>>584790612
hide a piece of shit deep in the christmas tree

Tell the couple in the corner to gtfo

>>584791695
Rolling for the number.

>>584791695
roll

post them digits nugga!

or cuz i know you wont, tell us what city youre in

phone number OP

cum on phone

>>584792019
rollan

jerk off at the desk somehow and post your cum

or do this >>584791325

your choice

>>584791695
rolling

>>584791695
rolling

Set off the fire alarm

make a line as long you can with ketchup inside the hotel

Walk over to customer with a piece of paper that says "I'm a cunt" and ask them to hold it while you take a photo of them.

>>584792142
rolllll

rolling for phone number

>>584792143
Start an actual fire.

go fuck yourself

Tell the next customer you have urgent business to attend to, and then try to suck your own cock behind the counter

>>584792142
got em also check em

get back to work nick

>>584790612
ring up hookers and send them to random rooms

play loudy porn video

phone number now

>>584791160
underrated post. rolling for pizza links

OP we're gonna need you to post that number

Flip off people passing by

>>584792183
Ketchup mada faka!

>>584790915
>>>584790758
> africa doesn't have computers
we do
niggers want to be white people too
buy radios, cars, computers
break them
duct tape them back together
rinse repeat

>>584792404
rolling for this

>>584792437

Reroll

>>584792404
roll

poo under the desk

>>584787789
your job?

>>584792404

Do pls

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Phone number faggot.

>>584792374
Roll for number!!

número de telefone

START A FIRE

>>584792128
12 get

>>584792374
roolll

>>584787789
get someone to show there tits and post results

tip over the christmas tree

Rolling for number

>>584789029
This pls

Take a shit on the lobby floor and leave it there. Anyone who asks, act like they're hallucinating

>>584792619
rolling

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>>584792628
Re-roll

>>584792374
ROll0

BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND

Call random room. Tell "your waifu is waiting at reception"

>>584792666
Dubs

Change the room's music with porn video soundtrack. Act as if everything were fine.

Find main fuse board. Power down at random.

>>584792685
Rolling

>>584792705
re fuckin roll

telephone number

>>584792301
R0ell

>>584792128
reroll

>>584788001
double dubs, holy shit.
Check 'em x2.

ARSON

>>584792666
Dude its satan.

Nice to see you again.

>>584792800
Rolll

>>584792857
think thats cool? look at this

>>584789029

Piss on the desk

knock the christmas tree over

>>584792800
Dubs winrar!

Break spheres and leave them on top of counter

>>584789029
Fuck yes. This.

>>584787789
Post phone number and wait for /b/ to call in the SWAT team or order pizzas

>>584789696
reroll

Order a tonne of sand

>>584792404
>>584792459
>>584792510
>>584792555
>>584792584
>>584792588
>>584792619
>>584792663
>>584792685
>>584792692
>>584792707

the people have spoken OP
give us the number!
if not, check my trips and give it up anyway

>>584792967
reroll

>>584792913
roOolll

>>584792128
rerolllin

>>584787789
Hotel lobby phone number now

Where are you, OP? What state? Or country?

there's potential here

also, dubs

>>584793027
winrar!!!!

>>584793012
WINRARRRRRRRRR

>>584792942
>thinking you can be as special as double dubs

>>584793012
Winrar bitches

Cone on top of christmas tree

>>584787789
Shove a tiny bottle of shampoo in your ass. Post proof.

>>584787789
Take bow off tree, tie on penis and sit on couch in the lobby

>>584793096
what are you talking bout m8 he got the god tier 42

>>584793012
Winrar

>>584787789
bill random guest for whipped cream and salad dressing room service.

>masturbate
>hold it in as long as you can
>come on next woman who enters
>???
>profit

>>584793027
DO IT PHEGGIT. A TON IS 1000 kg

>>584793012
Winrar op deliver

>>584792942
HOLY SHIT

>>584793012
>>584790913
DELIVER FAGGOT

>>584793012
Faggot OP, you know the drill nigger

>>584793267
>42
>not two sets of dubs in a row

>>584792555
TRIPS OVERRULES

PHONE NUMBER NOW

>>584793333
>>584793330
Motherfuckers

>>584792942
42 GET!!!!!!

>>584793027
DO IT

>>584793012

By spheres, you mean the decorations?

>>584793413
You must be new.

>>584793333
QUADS QUADS QUADS

>>584793309
Why not a metric ton instead?

>>584793333
HOLY FUCK QUADS

>>584793466
i second this
we must heed the trips
>OP, the number plz

>>584793581
1000kg is already a metric ton...

>>584793542
Yeah the decoration spheres

>>584793333
post phone number OP quads overrule 12

Slap a customer

>>584793587
HOLY SHIT NIGGER, RICK ASTLEY ON THE RADIO ALSO

quints reporting in

>>584793581
Oh

>>584792942
/thread

>>584793027
Yeah

OP is from Brazil
according to timestamp

>>584793333
....this nigger
quads overrule the >>584793466 trips

What's a fa66ot?

>>584787789

Login under managers account, change a couple regular customers to shit rooms. when questions from higher up tell them you saw manager do it and when you asked what were they doing they say forget about it.

For bonus points do this right after you see manager on same computer, walk up next and ask stupid question for cameras >:)

>>584793810
Fa66ot

I reckon OP has swerved m8s

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Sorry people shit is full of people

finish your shift with your dick through your zipper.

place orange cone on head for the remainder of your shift.

>get

>>584793810
>Brazil
>no favelas
>no jungle full of dangerous snakes
>no water full of piranhas
>no Ronaldinho
This CAN'T be Brazil.

Hug a random person and run away afterwards screaming "I DID IT FOR THE MOTHERLAND"

>>584794079
haha mexican workers having to stay at hotels

>>584794079
OP you bitch deliver

kill yourself

>>584794079
who the fuck are all these dirty spics?

OP why arent you having feijoada?

>>584794079
Op i rolled 12 now break the sphere ornament and deliver

Surely we don't live in the sort of world where OP won't deliver!

>>584794079
Shout "nigger nigger nigger" at black guy

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>>584793880
this

>>584793810
>>584794134
... or Uruguay

>>584794127
This, winrar

>>584794605

no ur gay

Disciples of the New Dawn guarantees jesus will smile

Fuck your hotel op.

>>584794127
winrarrrrr

>>584794079
>>584793810
>>584794343
>>584794605
OP what country are you in?

OP is a fag. Wont break any spheres.
Won't do anything that can be catched by the cameras dubs chooses next

>>584795111
trips demands answer

>>584795422
nice dubs : ]

>>584795422
post the number you retarded faggot

>>584795111
Brazil. How the fuck they knew?

>>584795111
>>584795482
muh fuckin TRIPS OP
do you even /b/?
where are you boy?

>>584795582
roll

>>584792294
Even better

OP is a huuuuuuuge faggot.

>>584795422
post the number faggot

>>584795647
youve been doxxed
might as well give out the hotel number

>>584795847
rolling

>>584795422
just post the phone number you cant get caught and everybody wants it

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Your boss told me to tell you get back to work OP

>>584796002
>>>584795847 (You)
rolls

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>>584793880
This
And post the phone number!

Alright bitches. Will post Hotel's number:
55 41 2103 1100

>>584787789
Set a wakeup call for 3am for every room, occupied or not. The empty rooms' phones will keep ringing.

>>584796159
33 will be the next

>>584796159
op has deliver

>>584787789
leave front door open

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>>584796159
How know if this is real

>>584796159


Calling BS

Post phone number faggot

An hero

>>584796348
see
>>584796159

>>584796159
>>584796272
START A FIRE IN THE BUILDING

Greet people by, instead of shaking hands, having them shake your dick

>>584795647
We recognize our third world homeland

>>584790612
Make loud fart noises and stare accusingly at couple on lobby couch

>>584796159
Bad news: Can't take any photos, cell phone has died

>>584796159

Answer with a code to verify

>>584796159
whos in brazil that can verify?

>>584796328
Just call bitch.

>>584796421
reroll

>>584796330
Just try it. Can't post Timestamp because of cellphone's death

>>584796566
reroll

>>584796181
This

>>584796503
well done, now the fun begins

>>584796675
reroll for arson

call +4915784275494

>>584796731
I'm sorry, but is imposible :( All the wake up calls are made manually, so, yes there is a motherfucker calling for everyone.

>>584796847
>>584796867
reroll to start a fire

>>584796953
reroll to burn the building

>>584797018
roll

>>584796503
poliz is already there. the kno

>cell phone has died
>in a hotel where travelers frequently forget cell chargers
>can't charge muh phone

bullshit op

>>584797018
do a barrel roll

Prank call a room and tell them there's a gas leak and all the doors are blocked so they have to jump through the window

>>584794079
what event are the 8v vw guys there for?

>>584797190
Cell phone is old as fuck

>>584797264
Dude, i'm op and i will roll for this. for the lulz

>>584797018
reroll

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>>584787789

Quit

>>584797389
reroll

>>584797591
reroll

Ketchup time, OP.

Put some down your undies then fill the cisterns in as many vacant rooms as you can

this thread was so much cooler like 25 minutes ago

>>584797653
reroll

>>584797750
It was, right?

>>584793027
Its called a ton you stupid eruofag

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>>584787789
I know what hotel that is

go to room #32 and delete whatever is in there

This fucking thread is fucking dead

>>584797983
Which one is it ?

>>584797983
Are you a curitiban fag?

>>584797902
maybe he is french

>>584798069

It is the Roochelle one listed above. You can see the building over the road on streetview

>>584787789
take bottle of soda under desk and pour inside card programming machine, no unplugging

OP is a faggot

Then what?

>>584798249
reroll

Limit reached :(

>>584797983
Call them ask for manager and get op fired

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I found OP

take a piss in that water bottle under the desk

>>584797788
thats ok, friend, well remember

>check those dubdubs

>>584787789
Shit in walk in fridge
Maybe fryer as well if you can pinch the loaf
Time it between shift changeovers of cooking staff

>>584798453
I'm not a fat chick

>>584798425

New thread?

>>584796551

Yup. It's in Brazil.

https://www.hotelroochelle.com.br/

>>584798453
Time is wrong

>>584798453
that almost makes Brazil look civilized

Alright fuckers since you have discovered eveything, let's troll the hotel.

>>584798884
Ass: OP

>>584788170
>>>
reroll

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Fuck you op.

>>584799058
You entered wrong dumb shit

>>584794079
Do it or I'll call your manager. Break the fucking santa balls.