best of 4chan?
>best of 4chan
bumping with what i have
Come on fuckers
>>584676956
that kids a harsh bitch
Implying<
<implying
>>584678229
>>584678283
newfaggotry everywhere
3/?
>inb4 "hurrdurr tumblr"
>>584678229
Dumb nigga, thats for mods only, on (8)chan you can my man.
>>584678927
Fuck, thank god I have friends.
>>584676956
>>584677780
shrekt
>>584678600
moar driver stories
>>584678868
>>584678989
Most legendary thing I ever took the time to read
>>584676956
>>584678892
wtf?<
>>584680400
>>584680524
>>584676956
God damn, that is an ugly baby
>>584680617
>>584678283
I do my arrows like that just to piss people off
<cuntniggerfaggots
>>584680707
>>584680838
>>584681168
>>584680400
this one is nice and fucked
>>584681255
>>584678927
Omg lol
>>584681562
>>584679476
You don't have to lie to feel good about yourself, anon. :^)
>>584679611
The day a mod took the bait.
>>584677780
no way thats real...snacks came back?
wtf
>suck my
Dick<
>>584679476
Friends are a time sink and highly overrated.
>>584682167
that was the day of the thousand moots and snacks.
like how we got dubs and no captcha, last year they had a day were ids were gone and we could namefag, so everyone was moot or snacks and coded the shit out of the board
>>584682392
That's what I tell myself as I'm crying myself to sleep every night.
If all blacks suddenly left America...
(keep in mind blacks only make 13% of the US population)
>The prison population would go down by 37%
>There would be almost 50% less gang members
>Rape would go down significantly
>Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
>Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
>SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
>ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
>AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
>Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
>Gonorrhea would go down by 69%
>Syphilis would go would go down by 58%
>The average income would be over 20k more per year
>The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
>Homelessness would go down by 57%
>And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%
>>584683121
I enjoy the safety that anonymous posting provides as well.
>>584681841
Damn...
It was colorful and annoying
Check 'em
Check 'em /b/ros
This is from today
>>584677780
test<
>>584683680
>EFG thread
man, it's been a while since i've seen one of those.
>>584683680
man i miss EFG threads
>>584683900
*like
u u u u
>>584683900
that was just today
>>584683680
did you get the cap for banana death?
>>584678892
Mfw that was me.
>>584684853
}mfw ur a faget
>>584684637
this is all I screen capped
>>584680400
did anyone ever hear from this guy again?
>>584684917
>mfw
>>584684932
>so fake<
>>584685374
>>584685536
>>584685124
"OP gespot" is Dutch for "OP spotted".
>>584681686
>Omg lol
>>>/out/
>no one posting spiderbro
>>584684932
well this is fake but i got one question.
will the kids be her children or grandchildren?
>>584676956
Anyone have that story where that kid jacked off into his prom dates shoe?
>>584685836
both
>>584680617
what does the message say? the last bit specifically, "I understand you ---" can't read the rest
>>584678564
Wish that was my dad, I would have fucked with him so hard myself....mom would have ended up losing it.
oc cap, just now lol
>>584685732
Suck my dick
>>584677665
>You fucking preordered M&M Kart Racing?!
I don't have sides anymore
My personal fav green text
>>584680617
The fuck does that text message say
>>584686998
"Hey, I need you to call me when you get this. Just want to chat about what's going on as I understand you passed the ---"
I think
>>584685709
This fag didn't an hero.
from /co/ with love
>>584680707
i watched that stream, good times
>>584686998
Hey, I need you to (call?) (me?) when you get this. Just want to chat about what (is?) going on as I understand you (?) the phone off.
>>584677780
How do I reverse meme-arrow?<
>>584677609
the "kid" was obviously trolling them
implying<
>>584685720
they're obviously friends
>>584688547
worth the read
>>584689613
Not really. I have some friends I knew were in the same class as the OP, so I texted them to take a picture of the guy behind the girl with the yellow sweater, which he did. He then sent me the picture and I posted it in the thread. It's OC.
>>584689625
Oh shit. I thought I had selected this one
>>584683900
Dub 0s
>>584685963
>>584688547
worth the read but only if your in a baww type of mood. damn thats some shit
>>584676956
homo for sure
>>584678591
implying newfaggotry<
No IT guy?
>>584685836
yes
I've been on this site for to long....
>>584688547
fucking damn. This is why I love greentext threads, some are better than actual literature.
>>584691106
fucking google ultron
>>584677665
Hahaha holy shit
>>584683680
This was great.
>>584689896
moar. These always give me some hope, that my life isn't the worst.
>>584688547
Holy shit, man... That's one hell of a story... I would have done more earlier when there was still a chance... I'm all teary eyed now (self-confessed A-grade faggotry I know, but fuck you, you heartless prick)
>>584678600
Hahaha
>>584681841
Bet the winrar had the most epic fap of his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs
>>584694224
dick
>>584694133
>>584694189
>best of 4chan
>>584692774
If I had more on my phone I would but I'm out of feels greentrxt
based grandpa
god speed anon
>>584694224
>implying newfriends know about "Thug-Aim"
>>584694224
I don't get it.
I'm not a native speaker, it that why?
>>584694901
hello newfriend
>>584694837
you just lost
>>584694463
What the fuck. Why on earth would anyone shread what looks like just over 1000 euros, AND EAT IT? Must have been some sort of retard.
>>584694901
>"eye" "laws" "dug" "aim"
>I lost the game
Only helped you b/c you said you're not a native speaker. Try sounding them out--they sound very similar
But if you don't know about the game, I won't help you with that
>>584694901
My point wxactly, now try saying "Thug-Aim" 3 times quickly
>>584695219
Ah yes, I understand now.
Thank you.
>>584694689
that's a /b/ as fuck grampa
>>584680707
>>584680617
This guy was treated for smoke inhalation and lived
>>584695488
OP never delivers.
>>584680617
he didn't die btw. he just sufferend some smoke in the lungs. he was passed out when the firemen collected his whiny ass.
>>584677609
I am posting from my phone, this shit fucked me over. fuck you 4chan my comp don't work no more
>>584678591
Muh fedra
>>584688547
goddamn. right in the fucking feels
Im not banned anymore
>>584688547
Sad story.. :'(
>>584680400
is this real?
wasn't on /b/ too much then
>>584684932
HAHAHAHA OHSHIT
>>584697138
Holy shit that's badass
>win98 closing sound
>>584680143
That's a chicken bro
>>584682500
missed this. story? also nice dubs
>>584684111
LOL no. pls.
>>584680617
Didn't he do it because he was accused of rape or something? At least he was fine, long live toaster steve.
>>584697138
holy shit. that was epic
>>584683327
the facts are just too hard for faggots to take
>>584678989
Awesome read. Enjoyed every bizarre line. It's like looking into an alternate universe.
>>584695766
what is worstiality ?
>>584698989
I wonder what toaster steve is doing now, if he's still in college, browsing /b/ err day or in a loony bin
>>584699690
That was a good thread.
>>584677609
cant believe this shit. Why do people still post it?
Is this facebook? That idiot was fucking trolling so fucking obvious
>>584695208
>Implying he didn't print pictures of money and shred that instead
>>584700681
ikr?
It didn't do shit for me, but I'm on a mac.
>>584696211
AHHAHA Oh god that was fucking good. Real genuine belly laugh. Thanks anon
>>584700082
Lel das fake.
>>584678927
>Game of Fries
I ded
584678229<<
Hi
>EB motherfuckers
>>584680400
There's no sign of hyposphagma so I really fucking doubt that's a picture of a choked bitch.
>>584694133
I enjoyed this so much, it almost made me want to be American. Almost.
>>584682167
Snacks still posts on /r9k/ and /mu/ from time to time. He does "midnight snacks" every Tuesday(?) as well.
>>584682998
Wrong. That's [s4s] and Snacks still posts there.
>>584696369
LOL NO PLS DON T BE TROLL, im sorry newfriend
>>584701896
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>>584685709
Nobody cares op was a faggot
I love how nobody talks about him anymore
>>584680400
>who goes to bed with that much makeup ready to run on the pillow
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood...
>>584702081
no.
>>584678564
Holy, FUCK.
How have I never seen this one?
>>584695208
It's monopoly money so it doesn't really matter.
>>584701715
Sometimes I get pissed, and think people suck.
Nope, people are fucking cool.
>>584702678
how the fuck indeed, it's old as shit. Here, have some Neal.
>>584702921
and another tard saga
>>584686138
I was there
>>584683121
>(keep in mind blacks only make 13% of the US population)
>>Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
lel
>>584680400
this can't be legit
>>584685720
but...he's on the other side
>>584686928
>YLYL Thread
Myfuckingsides.gif
>>584701726
technically wednesday, but yes
>>584702222
checkin these quads so hard rn
>>584677665
>>584677609
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");
>>584677609
they got trolled hard
>>584678989
Underrated post for sure. Just amazing!
>>584687898
>meme-arrow
>>584701896
s4s wasn't around in 2013...
>>584680707
I was the first comment and I said "do it faggot" (obviously) because I thought it was a troll. Went to work and saw the shitstorm and seriously wondered whether I'd get v& somehow.
>>584676956
> tumblr url in filename
get cancer and die
>>584677665
Good god, this!
fkn kekekekek
>>584695188
THE GAME IS OVER
>>584688547
stupid-ass story
narrator was a numb-skull dipshit who probably wanted to rape the dothead
>>584705337
You're trying too hard to prove you're a heartless /b/tard.
>>584705337
LOLOLOL SO EDGY
Bumping for more. Been lurking in this thread for hours and hours reading all this business (most of it rereading, but it's still good) and I've finally gotten to the end.
>>584705736
Sorry, I'm all out of the really long but good ones.
>>584684111
>trips
The Good old God thread...
>>584688547
dat feels feel
>>584706293
better version here: >>584694689
>>584678868
is this a thing?<
>>584677665
Lost so fucking hard.
>>584706655
Only on the hungarian chan, because they were the original reverse meme-archers.
>>584678564
My favorite character is the Russian man
>>584706466
>66
Allah u Akbar
>>584677780
I'm sorry, but is this implying that the opposite of green is orange?
>>584706973
not even funny
>>584707278
or maybe you just didnt get the reference
>>584688547
The feels man, thanks, I guess i needed them. Who ever lived this story is one of the bravest men known.
>>584706431
this guy had a few problems, because he's an idiot, not a beta (although he sounds like an omega)
1. You can't do 500 pickups from a pool of 1000 women, because women who don't fall for a pickup complain about or mock it to their friends.
2. You can't be too obvious about a pickup.
3. You need to still be polite. The bus stop he described, she didn't know he was talking to her! Basic social skills, idiot. Start with "Excuse me, miss". Say it a couple times until she acknowledges you. Miss is good, because it implies maturity to younger women and cuteness to older ones. Once they've actually acknowledged you, ask your bullshit question in a self-deprecating way to show that you're harmless.
4. Random pickups are way less likely to work if you're ugly. That's just how the world works. Don't be stupid, aim lower. Go to places less attractive women will be. ie - grocery stores, bookstores. not clubs. If you're going to a bookstore, be able to fucking talk about books
5. Pickups are a terrible idea in the first place. You're trying to get a date, but you have no idea if you have anything in common (which the girl will care about if you're less than optimally attractive). If you're attractive and want rotating pussy, PUs are great. For ugly bros, you need to get fucking friends and learn about social cues, not spam your spaghetti on half the strangers on campus.
What the hell is this bullshit, where are the IDs?<
>>584684428
Oh yes i remember this, Neal the raptard
>>584707473
or maybe he was just plain autistic.
>>584707592
moar tard stories then.
>>584707636
>>584678989
Wow. It kind of made me... feel... inside...
Amazing post!
Would read again.
>>584707599
autistic people that can tell a story that clearly should still be able to do basic fucking problem solving. Shit nigga, he knows the words "cognitive dissonance"
>>584684932
>Texas.
>it's not piss, you're just so tit
>>584707947
nah, autism comes in various shapes and sizes, I know at least two people, who speak and write with unbelievable vocabulary and color, but know shit about people.
>>584678989
wow that guy is a legend
sure hope hell post with pic so we can thank him properly
>>584688547
Goddamnit.
>>584683121
They'd have to arrest another million white pot smokers then, to keep their prison industrial slave labor going.
>>584685374
I'm glad Steve Buschemi didn't kill himself. Thoroughly enjoyed Boardwalk Empire
>>584706973
(You) are not funny
>>584678844
fuck you shill
Laughted Hard on this "Haypil".
3 more till image limit
>>584678927
fucking brilliant
>>584707072
lol I was there
>>584701819
This story was perhaps the cause of one of the worst moments in my life.
>Be me at 15-17ish.
>Family living with mothers friends because my parents were childish little fucks and coulden't solve their issues to provide a home for their kids
>All rooms full
>I have to sleep in the basement
>Worth mentioning this house is in the middle of fuckin nowhere in the forest
>creepy as shit, something out of a horror movie
>also had electrical issues
>lights would turn off and on at random
>mice and shit living down there
>seriously this shit could be the set of a horror film
>One night I am sitting around trying to fall asleep
>Shit starts moving around
>Fucking mice.jpg
>lights go off
>Fucking shit.
>go to turn on lights, when I do, everything is different. My bed was on its fucking side, computer overturned, chair on desk
>Start freaking the fuck out
>lights go out again
>random shit piled up on each other
>Paranormalfuckthisshit.mpeg
>About to have a heart attack when I remember this dudes story
>Masturbate and spoopy ghosts go away, right?
>Lights go out again
>FUCKINGNOPE.TIFF
>Rip off clothes and start furiously masturbating
>30 seconds later lights come back on
>This time there were people.
>lots of them.
>Turns out, the shit moving and lights going off was my friends and their friends fucking with me.
>Turns out qt3.14 I had a crush on was there
>mfw they never talked to me again and i was kicked out.
>>584709803
My favorite post ever
There are no Cat Goddess pics, so this is clearly not the BEST OF /b/
>>584705985
i really really like this picture
>>584677780
wut<
>>584688547
oh fuck