best of 4chan?
>best of 4chan
>inb4 "hurrdurr tumblr"
Dumb nigga, thats for mods only, on (8)chan you can my man.
that was the day of the thousand moots and snacks.
like how we got dubs and no captcha, last year they had a day were ids were gone and we could namefag, so everyone was moot or snacks and coded the shit out of the board
If all blacks suddenly left America...
(keep in mind blacks only make 13% of the US population)
>The prison population would go down by 37%
>There would be almost 50% less gang members
>Rape would go down significantly
>Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
>Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
>SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
>ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
>AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
>Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
>Gonorrhea would go down by 69%
>Syphilis would go would go down by 58%
>The average income would be over 20k more per year
>The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
>Homelessness would go down by 57%
>And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%
How do I reverse meme-arrow?<
Not really. I have some friends I knew were in the same class as the OP, so I texted them to take a picture of the guy behind the girl with the yellow sweater, which he did. He then sent me the picture and I posted it in the thread. It's OC.
Oh shit. I thought I had selected this one
fucking damn. This is why I love greentext threads, some are better than actual literature.
moar. These always give me some hope, that my life isn't the worst.
Holy shit, man... That's one hell of a story... I would have done more earlier when there was still a chance... I'm all teary eyed now (self-confessed A-grade faggotry I know, but fuck you, you heartless prick)
If I had more on my phone I would but I'm out of feels greentrxt
>"eye" "laws" "dug" "aim"
>I lost the game
Only helped you b/c you said you're not a native speaker. Try sounding them out--they sound very similar
But if you don't know about the game, I won't help you with that
** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE MARUIJIANA AYY HERON EUPHORIC PELICAN LMAO **
TIP THIS IN 5 POTS OR YOU WILL BE FUCKING KILLED BY A DUBSTEP FEDORA PAN
how the fuck indeed, it's old as shit. Here, have some Neal.
I was the first comment and I said "do it faggot" (obviously) because I thought it was a troll. Went to work and saw the shitstorm and seriously wondered whether I'd get v& somehow.
You're trying too hard to prove you're a heartless /b/tard.
Sorry, I'm all out of the really long but good ones.
Only on the hungarian chan, because they were the original reverse meme-archers.
I'm sorry, but is this implying that the opposite of green is orange?
this guy had a few problems, because he's an idiot, not a beta (although he sounds like an omega)
1. You can't do 500 pickups from a pool of 1000 women, because women who don't fall for a pickup complain about or mock it to their friends.
2. You can't be too obvious about a pickup.
3. You need to still be polite. The bus stop he described, she didn't know he was talking to her! Basic social skills, idiot. Start with "Excuse me, miss". Say it a couple times until she acknowledges you. Miss is good, because it implies maturity to younger women and cuteness to older ones. Once they've actually acknowledged you, ask your bullshit question in a self-deprecating way to show that you're harmless.
4. Random pickups are way less likely to work if you're ugly. That's just how the world works. Don't be stupid, aim lower. Go to places less attractive women will be. ie - grocery stores, bookstores. not clubs. If you're going to a bookstore, be able to fucking talk about books
5. Pickups are a terrible idea in the first place. You're trying to get a date, but you have no idea if you have anything in common (which the girl will care about if you're less than optimally attractive). If you're attractive and want rotating pussy, PUs are great. For ugly bros, you need to get fucking friends and learn about social cues, not spam your spaghetti on half the strangers on campus.
nah, autism comes in various shapes and sizes, I know at least two people, who speak and write with unbelievable vocabulary and color, but know shit about people.
This story was perhaps the cause of one of the worst moments in my life.
>Be me at 15-17ish.
>Family living with mothers friends because my parents were childish little fucks and coulden't solve their issues to provide a home for their kids
>All rooms full
>I have to sleep in the basement
>Worth mentioning this house is in the middle of fuckin nowhere in the forest
>creepy as shit, something out of a horror movie
>also had electrical issues
>lights would turn off and on at random
>mice and shit living down there
>seriously this shit could be the set of a horror film
>One night I am sitting around trying to fall asleep
>Shit starts moving around
>lights go off
>go to turn on lights, when I do, everything is different. My bed was on its fucking side, computer overturned, chair on desk
>Start freaking the fuck out
>lights go out again
>random shit piled up on each other
>About to have a heart attack when I remember this dudes story
>Masturbate and spoopy ghosts go away, right?
>Lights go out again
>Rip off clothes and start furiously masturbating
>30 seconds later lights come back on
>This time there were people.
>lots of them.
>Turns out, the shit moving and lights going off was my friends and their friends fucking with me.
>Turns out qt3.14 I had a crush on was there
>mfw they never talked to me again and i was kicked out.