hey, quick question
I don't see pokemon box threads around anymore -- where would one hypothetically dump his poke porn? thanks.
Figured, I was going to try one later tonight anyways
Invaded by Dark Spirit XxGitGudScrubxX
>some fuckwit decides he wants to hone his skills in Anor Londo
>without Havel's Ring or Ring of Favor and Protection
>invade his filthy casul world
>asshat burns alive by the blade of a Chaos Zweihandler +5
>sent back home
>get bored a few minutes after
>spam the shit out of Cracked Red Eye Orbs
>several hours pass as they continuously fail
>body suddenly begins to fade out of this reality
>about fukin time
>finally ready to pwn more n00bz
>get to new world
>everything icy as fuck
>literally everything frozen over
>No crystals or golems though, and Seath's fortress is nowhere in sight
>start hearing strange noises from an ice cave behind me
>stack an extra humanity and go inside
>two human women using a rod of ice to have sex with each other
>some blondie and a redhead with freckles
>give no shits, approach with weapon drawn
>the women notice me after I take a few steps
>they smile like filthy casuls who aren't prepared for a duel
>"Elsa," says the redhead with a giggle "I told you we were being too loud!"
>"It doesn't really matter, does it? We had our fun. And besides..."
>Blond turns to me, grins like a mindless harlot
>"...I think our new friend wants to play, too."
>Continue to give no shits
>eat Green Blossom through my mask
>Stop when the blonde lies directly before me
>no armour, weapons, talismans or catalysts anywhere on her person
>nothing but the skin of her broadly exposed body
>"That's a pretty set of armour you've got there."
>her left hand brushes against my leggings, right rubbing her genitalia
>bitch doesn't know about my GIANTS
>"You mind taking it off...so we can see if you're just as pretty underneath?"
>glare at the redhead
>she massages her nether regions similarly to her friend's
>speak to the vile thing a single demand:
>"Wt rings u got bithc?"
>she ignores me, starts licking my boot
>on my GIANTS?
>grab bithc by the arms, examine her hands like a finely crafted ember
>no Favor and Protection
>no rings whatsoever
>no armour, no rings, no weapons, no magic, miracles or pyromancy
>not even a flask of estus
>bithcs didn't even speak to Oscar
>rush to the redhead, take her palms with shaking gauntlets
>these aren't your average, everyday casuls
>these are ADVANCED casuls
>these are the sisters who birthed all casuls
>the cause and effect of all casulity
>redhead rubs underside faster, panting in short breaths
>"Come on already, stick it inside me. Stick it deep inside me, you strong, powerful hunk."
>rear back, shift Zweihandler's weight to my right
>redhead closes her eyes and arches back her neck, mouth opening
>burn and slice that scrub in half before I hear her utter another vowel
>realizes that I came here to cut bithces and eat Green Blossom
>and I'm all out of Green Blossom
>dat "OSHIT" face
>starts to get up, try and run away
>fiery blade of steel slices her in two symmetrical halves
>didn't even have time to react
>guess that'll teach you to wear your fukin rings
>body starts disassembling
>returning to your world with 2 newfound humanity
>mfw I return home with 2 extra humanity
You saved those from the other thread?
lord satan knows best
FUCKING DICKS WHAT
Don't shitpost and don't impose whatever place you came from culture here and you will be welcomed.
But I have more. Couldn't post because people were behind me
Get your ass back here and cum again