NZ thread 3.0

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I did not think we would see a 3rd thread, but don't worry, I will shit post my heart out

im indian

new thread

new me

new us

I haven't been on NZ threads much in the past 3 weeks or so, how have they been holding up?

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>>584475167
Excellent until noID, we are just finding our feet without IDs, it's going to be a lengthy process

IM APPALED AT THE RESPONSES IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD

I OWN AN INDIAN RESTAURANT

IM GONNA START SHITTING ON MY CURRY WHENEVER A WHITE MAN ORDERS FROM OUR SHOP

St Heliers bro with weed, you around?

Chch here

Edgeware/ St. Albans

Since there are no ids should we I'd ourselves with something at the top of ever post?

Like a word or abrev word?

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>>584475270
person pretending to be indian, pls go

>>584475491
dibs on indian living in albany

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>>584475491

>>584475270
Oh bullshit you are

Time stamp or ignored

>>584475250
I'm reporting in from Bethlehem, Tauranga but normally a Dunedin uni fag. Anyone remember me here?

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>>584475564

>>584474787
Tawa ere.

Fuck my sleeping patterns gone to hell with these threads.

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>>584475616
>tfw you have to go to uni for summer school, and can't fuck off from this shithole for the summer

drunk af in wellington
right now sitting in the car. lol
anyone here?
cheers, your dgg

go eat some fush and chups you stupid kiwi cunts

>>584475652
TL;DR

>>584475270
>implying your curry is anything else than shit

nelson/blenheim here
(nathan)

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BASED FUCKING MOOT ANSWERING MY PRAYERS

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>>584475652
>implying I'll read that

>>584475491

Lol that won't work because we can just copy each other's ID word. It's the same problem as namefagging

>>584475652
>Charles Kryzsiak
who tf is he?
>>584475778
pokemon

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>>584475739
Go change your tampon and get a tissue to wipe your eyes you soft, crying cunt

>>584475688
Testin'

>>584475869
Yeah but most dude in these threads, especially through the week are decent people and have good convos

>>584475689
I see Tauranga had double the high temperature than Dunedin. That sucks /b/ro, Dunners can be a real depressing place if you get stuck there too long.

I'd say try go out on a tramp or a roadtrip, just to get out of that hole for a bit

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>>584475881
>tfw you swap the words cunt and eyes and it turns out equally hilarious

Going out for a smoke, last time I came back to NZ thread dead posts, don't do it to me again. You are hereby given full permission to shit post this thread to death

lol. ive never been drunk in a thread. haha
its fucking weird.
i absolutely cant holdy head still. its funny. but i miss my bf. hes already in bed...

>>584476070
With pleasure

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look mum, no IDs!

>>584476070
This is true bro

Either way, whiny cunts from other countries can eat shit.

Always crying like bitches. Sack up for fuck sakes and show some decorum

This is the worst thread on the internet
Proud of you cunts

>>584476207
IDGod is that you?
Im such a bitch

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>>584476104
>ive never been drunk in a thread
have you even lived?

I'm tired guys but I can't sleep. I've already fapped, what else could I do?

Any bud hookups in Auckland?

nate here how is everyone

>>584475303
kohi bro here, sadly/not sadly im going to continue to sit here on my computer

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>tfw you will never type "why are IDs even back?" in the /nzg/ ever again

>>584476430

Aww :(

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>>584476104
a femanon..??

ah.. hi.

>>584476341
Make sandwich

Eat sandwich

More fap

Fap furiously

More sandwich

Fap till banjo breaks

Go to hospital

On way home get sandwich

Fap to the blood God

Go to bed

Have glorious slumber

>>584476336
Never been drunk myself, don't see the attraction.

That or i clearly havent seen enough shit yet.

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>>584476336
>>584476509
>tfw you begin considering that maybe this is possibly IDbro

>>584476336
>>584476336
lol.
i dunno.
man its difficult to type.:D i need agood fuck.lol. imma regret this tomorrow

>>584475720
i was drunk, i was sleeping, but now i've awoken so watching some movie and eating eggs.

>>584476509
Can change to 'why aren't ID's even back'?

>>584476645
Just drink plenty of water and you'l be fine.

Its being dehydrated that fucks you over the next day.

>>584476533
haha. lol
if uve been to the last nzg thread u know me.
im ur regular. depressed german sockgirl.
and i think i needa vomit. lol

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>>584476657
that sounds weird and confusing tho

will think of something

always do

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>>584476645
There is no regret

Only shame. Deep, deep, shame.

>>584476645
All day breakfast, coffe and oj in the morning brother

>>584476509
>>584476657

It was posted in the last thread, are we going to change the meme to the times? Or leave it as a relic?

>>584476562
what should I put in my sandwich?

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NOONA

IS

BACK

>>584476832
I bet theres one anon storing a collection of socks now

>>584476832
Hey German sock

Howzit?

>>584476901

Post lewd Korean noonas

>>584476836
I'm a mere mortal

Forgive me sire

>>584476832
oh it's german girl! I've heard about you but never actually said hey. What brings you to a NZ thread in this cesspool?

>>584474787
Fuck off, you all look like abos.

>>584476883
Various delicious items

>>584476765
i dont have water i only have coke. lol
>>584476840
im already ashamed i lefty sis alone in the city.:(
>>584476880
whats oj?
>>584476901
haiiiiii lol.m8 im soo pissed.
>>584476938
creeeepy
>>584477031
hi. m8 im always here. todays the first time drunk though

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>tfw the first thing you do when you get home after clubbing on a fri night is watch an episode of your kdrama then post in the /nzg/

>>584476938
They'll all be Rock solid

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>>584476832
>Vomit
>Hold hand to mouth
>Force vomit out nose
>Post results

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Rate my axe

>>584477167
Not even tap water?

Fuck me my phones lagging to shit with these recent updates. I hate laggy typing damnit

>>584477103
I think you've mistaken this thread for the chimpanzee thread

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Today has been an... interesting day, to say the least.

First, we had IDs vanish mid-thread.

>>584477167
I haven't been on these threads for three weeks, maybe nearly a month; I used to be a late night regular. I think you must of often been asleep by then because people would mention you but I rarely saw you post.

>>584477167
ORANGE JUICE YOU BASTARD!

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>>584477340

And then in a thread where OP asked /b/ to count to 1, this happened.

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>>584477420

And then later in the same thread, this

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>>584477018
nah, it's cool

been posting "why are IDs even back?" for almost a year now

so something new and different might be good

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>>584477340

>>584477265
Why didn't you say 'axe me a question, g'

>>584476207
Why is that ne way?

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>>584477119
this gon be gud

>>584476104
tits or gtfo

>>584477340
Damnit i knew i should of stayed for that thread.

Couldnt even sleep too.

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>>584477472

And then, in the SAME thread AGAIN, this.

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>>584477480
>mfw Apache Cat is somewhat immortalised

>>584477474
Must feel strange and unusual

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>>584477550

And then right after that thread 404'd, this happened.

>>584477251
disgusting u creep. lol
>>584477297
nothing.
i think someone is fucking mext to m car. disgusting.
>>584477378
ewww. people mentipned me? wjat did they say?
>>584477381
halp i dont have shit. ill die tonight right?

>>584477474
Everything you've ever known has been taken away from you

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>>584477614

>>584477501
It's fucking better be

NEVER offer a substandard tribute to the blood god

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Rate my roll

>>584477672

And then I went outside and watched Interstellar. FUCK THAT MOVIE IS AMAZING. Anyone who hasn't already watched it, and has even the most remote interest in quantum physics and/or astronomy, you HAVE to go and watch it.

>>584477514
i can give u feet. lol.
but not drunk eboigh for tits :D

>>584477626
Yes, you may be deceased soon

>>584477626
Wait are you in your car?

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>>584477016

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>>584477776
Damn, quints were so close

>>584477865
Yes please.

You feet

Sister tits

Victory?

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kamate kamate kia ora kia ora

>>584477865
Ok feet with timestamp

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>>584477980

>>584477903
i djunt wanna die. i guess.:( i want my bf. :((
>>584477942
yes. why?

>>584477776
Unable to as cannot feel consistency

>>584478050
You don't need him

All you need is tits

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>tfw noona won't add you on skype because she has a bf now

not based

>>584478004
>>584478020
ill try feet. npt sure bout time stamp. dknt have amything t o write or ahit. too drunk. lol

>>584477804
Its the best movie i have seen in ages.

Also damn the feels, almost had me crying at parts. Reminded me too much of things

>>584477804

And then I returned home to see

>>584414771
>>584415652
>>584416776
>>584417237
>>584417380
>>584418266
>>584418469
>>584419008
>>584419120
>>584419310
>>584420149

>>584478050
Oh explains the lack of water lel

>>584478050
>depressed
>over missing boyfriend
>kill yourself please like really just do it

>>584478125
i neeeweeeeeeeeed him.:((((
>>584478147
m8, i tol u i wont because thenud kbow my real name. and anway, u are younger than me. lol

>>584478150
pull seig in the picture so we know it's you

>>584478150
Carve time into top of foot with sharp object?

For the blood God?

>>584478150
include face i dont wanna whack off to some cross dressing /b/tard

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>>584478211
>tfw moot has just turned into that kid at school that got busted for doing something fucking gay and is now trying to play it off onto other people

>>584478349
Never underestimate the kinkyness of /b/

>>584478253
ok.really beem thinkkng bout tjat today.
>>584478308
what?
>>584478310
ok.i. fine with tjat.
>>584478349
nah cunt.

>>584478305
What do you need?

>>584478448
Just include face i want a girls feet this time

>>584478414
He probally got dumped.


Seems to be drinking a fair bit

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>>584478305
what's wrong with that tho?

>>584478488
mah boyfriend. roskillfag

>>584478349
Sure you do

>>584478487
Obv ugly cd is obv

>>584478414
Passing the motherfucking buck

Any auckland girls wanna fuck?

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>>584478518
He got half dumped, he still has to take her for dinner n shit, but at the end of the night she texts another dude and he picks her up for a root

>>584478487
>>584478487
do it please include face

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CATCH ME ON FIRE

>>584478588
At 2:40am?

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>>584478487
Proceed with the carving

Why is it such a struggle to find some fucking weed atm

>>584478607
Ahhhh explains the cuckchan then.

Must be rough eh

>>584478688
its hiding

>>584478540
What does he offer that you desire

>>584478647
Why not?

>>584478688
Just use the darknet m8

Just set your shit up and youl be right

>>584478709
She gets the best of both worlds

>mfw she gets the best of either of the worlds

>>584478688
I'm hearing that country wide

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>>584478526
mahh name. m8
>>584478561
what?
>>584478627
nah. bitch. too drunk
>>584478740
what do u want.

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

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Maybe you guys can help. I need to prove to my friend that Australians don't have upside-down vaginas. Could anyone who knows an Australian or have some pics of Australian vaginas please post them for proof. I will offered $10 via Paypal or Bitcoin your choice.

Post feet pic with face or I'll throw my cat outside in the rain

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>>584478688
I know this feel man, and even when you can track down a bag, they make you feel like they are doing you a favour by fucking ripping you off

>>584478820
Duno he might go tsundre on her ass.
Being a kindy barstard, she better prepare for the assblasting of 2014

>>584478849
My cat is sleeping on my leg take a pic of your face or the pins and needles machine goes out in the rain

>>584478849
To know what you want from him?

Hugs n shit?

>>584478849
i'm not saying i recognize the background, but i recognize it.

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>>584478863
>asking this in a kpop thread
we're all koreans here m8

>>584478849
You are boozled

More camera shake

>>584479011
Are best koreans allowed to wear their hats inside?

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>>584479011
Now that right there, is genuine IDbro

>>584478970
no m8. lwave that poor cat alone
>>584478974
i have feeling for him
>>584479003
lol. thencomee here i could need some company :)>>584479038
sorry mate.ia really difficutl

>>584479189
Just one feeling?

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Is Matthew Weiner in NZ right now?

>>584478798

But that means getting bitcoins and waiting and shit and I really can't be arsed with all that. I prefer give cash to dealer then get stuff in hand.

>>584478823
I don't get it, literally 2 weeks ago it was fucking everywhere

>>584478934
I fucking hate that so much, then again, I fucking hate going through a middleman too

>>584479189
Post a facepic then or the cat gets it(gets a night in the freezing cold apposed to a comfy bed with me

>>584479296
Dont be mean anon

>>584479244
nah bro many. just dru k makes txti g diffucult. i needa peeagain:D
>>584479296
ur a bitch. u dont wanna see mah ugly drunk face

>>584479263
Stockpilers bro

>>584479399
My cats fate is up to her and the cats basically still a kitten shes 9 months old

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>>584479423

>>584479244
nah bro many. just dru k makes txti g diffucult. i needa peeagain:D

>>584477480
Just realised that the last ID is me

>>584479423
I do but now im just tempted to throw the cat out

>>584479296
At least the cat will have a molestation free night for a change

Cat anus can only take so much abuse bro

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>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with a goddess

>>584479423
just fucking post a picture of your face hes gonna throw kitty outside in the rain :'(

>>584479423
What you been doing tonight Das sock puppet

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>>584479509
Last ID bro, and I'm first non-ID bro

>>584479500
I needa penguin

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Well fuck sorting through my shit again.

Looks like i may need to archive my chinese cartoons soon

>>584479662
Don't know if I'm to blame for it, or you are.

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>>584479714
That'll get you a sweet as fine on pilots beach in dunners

>>584479500
lolol. realized that too. :D
>>584479556
dooooooont nooooo
>>584479631
nah too ugly ask gay nazi lol
>>584479651
sooookl drunk. j duno wjere mah sis is. ;D

>>584479423
please take the pic shit just got real

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>>584479783
Perhaps it's a burden we both must bear

>>584479831
Where did you get boozed

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gonna delete all my kpop and reset my last.fm plays

maybe i'll reach next level autist

>>584479578
You must have a pretty small dick to resort to cat anus

>>584479831
Wow your willing to let my kitty spend its first night out in the rain :/ shame on you

>>584479862
naj im startimg to hyperventilate. help
>>584479892
the first kne was skmething "bros" and tje other ome i dint know. courtenay place. or something

>>584479882
I feel bad now. Makes it easier now though, since I can share the pain with someone.

>>584479831
please just post a pic u selfish bitch

>>584479938
He must do

>>584477472
I'll be damned, that's the first time I've seen that happen. Then again I never frequented those threads because I never had any hope for them in the first place.

>>584480045
Must of been shell shock

>>584480018
wow why r u depressed you dumb cow ur so selfish

>>584480018
hope bros.

>>584480036
yea you must be

Sheep fuckers

I'm leaving

This is far too desperate and cringey

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sleep, fuckers

>>584480018
just post a pic its nine months old he said poor kitty

>>584477804
I caught the last IMAX session. Holy fucking shit man. So fucking glad I caught it on the biggest screen + best audio. Quite likely best movie experiences I've had and will have for some time to come.

>>584480045

The funny thing is that it was completely spontaneous. OP only asked for them to count to 1. Someone counted to 1, and then it just went from there. Not once, but TWICE, in the same thread.

>>584480251
Already?

Night hun

>>584479969
dont dk tbat to me. u sre mean...:(>>584480116
fuck u u fuckwe. fucking x rxted me today.:(
>>584480146
yeah exactly! got so smashed there. lol.canu come here i nwed a hug.:(

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>>584480045
>tfw you realise that dubs are back and "my uncle molested me and I inherited 800 billion dollars, dubs gets 20 grand in their paypal" are going to be even more rampant.

There are far reaching consequences

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>>584480229
see you tonight~

>>584479831
>so depressed miss my bf
>attention whore
>willing to make a cat spend a night in the freezing cold cause your self conscious

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sup, who wants to have some fun?

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>>584480111
Nice trips.

>>584480311
So should i throw the cat outside

>>584480388
fuck u i already cut myself tofay. dont need more cuts kon arm

>>584480314
Just need the mods to get their shit together and ban that cancer.

Need quality /nzg/ tier threads these days.

>>584480311
i gotta "get up" for work in 3 hours though.

>>584480311
I would, but I need more of a location than just a blurry pic

>>584480444
muh trips

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>>584480488
We can only hope

>>584480484
post a dam face pic to save the dam cat

>>584480450
Oh lol i didnt even notice

>>584480468
dont please dont
>>584480484
please post a face pic

>>584480314
Eh. Those were always just excuses for get threads. I think now that they're more meaningful, people get more creative with the gets and those take over.

>>584480444

>9:53pm 12/12/14.

Mate, it's 2:59am 13/12/14. New timestamp or it's fake.

>>584480450
hes signalling you to call the cops bro

>>584480484
well make yourself feel good by saving a kat from the rain

>>584480543
And hope we will, no matter how hopeless the cause.

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>>584478856

>>584480468
:( ur soeean...
>>584480492
lol.who xares?
>>584480533
it is skmetijong tje terrace 291. stiff
>>584480572
>>584480600
u 2 wjy u wanna yee mah facd?>>58448064where in nz is it raining?

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>>584475058

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>>584480772
I'm not sure they teach this language in nz high schools

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>>584480572

>Being this desperate to see a femanon's face

Holy fucking shit the autism is strong with this one.

whats all this talk about face pics and cutting?
this threads confusing

>>584480913
im sooooo sorry. i wasnt in mz high school.in germany.but im just sooooo pisssd lol:ad

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>>584480798
>i fixed my internet connection. you'll be getting quality posting from now on... indefinitely
EVERY TIME

still get connection errors from time to time

>>584480772
Kerikeri its pretty bad to

>>584481079
On here on just interbutts in general?

>>584480621
It's not fake, i'm in aus at the moment. i'm flying over sunday

>>584480924
>hasnt seen face only feet
>being this beta

>>584481016
We all know you're just faking it. Just stop already, it hurts to watch.

>>584481102
awwww. sweet. i know someone frk there. :)

>>584480772
Where on The Terrace?

>>584481175

I've seen her face. Kek. I'm actually telling her on Facebook to ignore you because you're such an autistic faggot that it's hilarious

UMADBRO?

>>584481102
dont throw the cat outside>>584480772
just post a pic of your face its bad there and i dont wanna lose respect for you

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>>584481158
on here is the only time i notice

>>584480772
why do you come to b and hate cats cause if u do u obv hate yourself

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>>584481016
How much have you had to drink, and what are you drinking?

>>584481212
when i'm drunk as fuck i get that one eye pirate face trying to text on my phone.

>>584474787
Your country is full of sheep fuckers.

From Ausfag #1

>>584481259
>adding girl cause she post feet
>being so fucking beta

>>584481383
hows GTA?

>>584481309
Ah alright.

Probally the servers being overloaded with loli threads.

>>584481409
adding girls on facebook in general. kek

>>584481238
>your boyfriend
>im so depressed
>fuck off
please kill yourself i no you wont cause depressed fags only do it for the attention

>>584481448
Only got banned from target and Kmart, it's not banned from other stores...

>>584481409

Lel, you think I found her facebook from her posting her feet?

You really are genuinely autistic, aren't you? I feel sorry for you.

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>one hour passed
>already at 250 posts
i thought this thread would be c o m f y tho

>>584481212
faking wjat?>>584481255
buller streetlol
>>584481264
u mean bro
>>584481317
i already jate myswlf i dont give a shot if aomeone else is. :ad
>>584481334
not mucb. like jalf a nottle of whote wine amd 4 borbons with comd. :)
>>584481545
ok. ok. i will.u are rigbg. :+

>>584481643

No post timer, no captcha, no IDs, threads go way faster mate.

>>584481653
Will you still be there in 20 mins?

>>584481643
that fat dude from germany is too ugly to post a face pic so some assholes going to throw a kitten outside kinda selfish she must be really fucking ugly to do that to a cat

>>584481815
pls not rape. don't need this to become a screencap for the news

>>584481815
depends if mah sister will come jerem lol. omg evedyrjmrhing is spinnimg. not good

>>584481815
>Desprate virgin detected

>>584481643
Takes time for everyone to settle in and adapt to the changes.

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do you fellas think I got a good chance of finally getting a hookup at this?

https://www.facebook com/events/1581128365434588

>>584481802
Why were the other two threads so dead then?

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>>584481383
you cant talk. you have a statue dedicated to sheep

>>584481958
cause german dudes here and everyone wants to lose there virginity to a fat overweight german cow now days kinda thought nz had standards but no

>>584481958

Because I was watching Interstellar, and trying to cheer German Femanon up.

Dunno where the other cunts were at.

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>>584481653
>mfw I had a jalf a nottle of whote wine

>>584482089
>trying to cheer her up
>that friendzone thought
inb4 no you

>>584482113
fuck up bitch no one likes wat ur doing to the cat

>>584482113
One of my midget aquatances drank a entire bottle of wine.

Stupid lightweight ended up in hospital.

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>>584474787
Why do you cunts try so hard to be like Aussies?

>>584482113
lololll. sorry im jistot feeling like correcting shit. :D lol mahfingers Re like massive.

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>27 unique poster ITT
all me btw lol

>>584482152

I know I'm friendzoned mate. She has a boyfriend. I don't really care tbh, I've been friendzoned by so many chicks and been their ear to vent to or shoulder to cry on, it doesn't phase me anymore.

Still made it out of the friendzone fucktons of times though, so I ain't even mad.

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>>584482191
why does she hate cats

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>>584482191
What cat? I haven't seen a cat irl in like a year

did anyone wanna see trips?

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>>584475689

Oh look this picture again. I've never seen this one before. Your name is now Sportistic.

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>>584482261
>and at this moment im euphoric

>>584481898
On my way. I'll be on a motorcycle

>>584481891
r u havin a giggle m8

>>584481906
More like boredom

>>584482291
Stop being a needy cunt and give in

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>>584482350
Oh yes please call me autistic again

>>584482414
lol. rely? what if im a fat ugyl guy? :D

>>584482397

>LE TIPS FEDORA

Kek.

>Sitting here threatening to fuck a cat up because you're so desperate to see her face
>Calling other cunts euphoric.

hello im indian

friend zone isn't even real.

>>584482261
ur great. im afraid. i lile u. ur an awesome friend. lol
i dinno wjat imwriti g. sorry.

Cats going out ima go to bed first night with the cat off my bed in 5 months

>>584482350
is this the most autistic posting i've ever seen guy, if so lol pls go

>>584482480
Then I'll have a chuckle at you pretending to be a girl on the internet.

Fucks given: 0

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>>584482455

I'll never call you autistic again, because I know your name is Sportistic.

>>584482482
>Fuck a cat up
>he said he was going to throw it out in the rain you fucking idiot learn to read

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>>584482611
Thank you friend, it means a lot

i watched 2 movies today about autistic people, BenX and We need to talk about Kevin

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>>584482603

https://translate.google.com/

Remember to choose english as the output language.

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>>584474787

FUCK YOU

>>584482721
I heard good things about the second one. Or at least the book of it. How were those movies anyway?

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>>584482482
>being b8ed
literally stop replying to him

>>584482721
i remember for level 1 english we had to read a book written in the perspective of an autistic kid. was the most frustrating thing to read

>>584482490
is this the birth of an epic new meme :^)

>>584482862
Shakespere is pretty bad

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

>>584482645

You seem pretty mad.

Is there something you'd like to vent about to /b/? It's okay /b/ro, we're here for you, you can tell us about the problems you have at home.

>>584482848

stop posting shit-tier gooks

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>>584482679

No wureez m8 I'm glad we've found a happy medium.

What's everyone doing tonight?

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>>584482384
Not sure to make of all that, but it is a quality post.

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>>584482490
>>584482883
samefag ;)

>>584482924
So we up for a new thread?

Seems to be plenty of anons around tonight.

>>584482818
they we're actually better than expected. would reccomend

>>584482848

>Stop replying to him

But what's the fun in that?

>Being b8ed

Lel, it's all about the counterb8, m8.

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i'm out

peace, nerds

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>>584483225

When the kush hits

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>>584482992

>>584483082
Night~

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>>584482992
Try again smartie <:^)

>>584483171
NO ONE CAN POST ANYTHING NO FUN ALLOWED

ask me anything

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testing dump

>>584483288

Fuck the conventional Matthew McConaughey dubs gets, this is the best way, cos Interstellar is BAWSS.

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>>584483317
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>>584483317
same fag

dont even try homie, i got chu

>>584482992
NO ID, so you lose

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>>584483432
b-but we don't have a thread to kill