Slav thread? Slav thread! Go /b/!

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>>584239053

slavfag herr, moar plox

Any actual slavs here?

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more slav than this you die

>>584239053
I am russian and this kind of stuff is very offensif. This isno joke. Our people suffered greatly during the second world war

>>584239053

Why are they wearing decent casual shoes with the tracksuits?

>>584241134
And your people should have suffered a lot more. The atrocities your leaders have subjected innocent people to....

I wish Hitler had wiped you commy scum from the face of the earth.

I'm not a robot.

>>584241396
You lack the historical knowledge in this matter little boy. Anything you know about the soviet union outside marvel comic books

>>584241350
Because they stole them in Germany.

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>>584241396
>/8stepofcuckolding/

>>584243691
How is that edgy? Hating Soviets while loving Nazis is a common thing on this website. Or are you new here?

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>>584239270
murican on a visit in slavland.jpg

>>584241210
most russian picture you've got

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What a true Slav Stalin was.

>>584240610
this reminds me of growing up in sweden in mid 90s

lots of balkan ppl where i live, i love this shit, no females, only booze, music and feel

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>>584240610
Red cap guy stroking that invisible dick.

>>584239053
Why are slavs always crouching. How is that shit comfortable.

>>584245816
they learn from early age, if u get used to it from childhood it isnt a problem later on, it becomes comfort

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>>584245816

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>>584245961

is this some sort of euro-russia speciality?

Why the fuck are they always squatting?

>>584239270
Damn it!

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>>584246416

>>584246469
I was thinking the same thing.

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>>584245930
i have no slav blood that i know, and i seem to like to assume the gargoyle position on top of a chair. i think it's comfy af.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM

Thread theme

>>584245816
>>584246469
It's prison culture. Shitty slav prisons have no seating, so it's squat or stand.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM

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>remember my mom is russian
>try to squat
>naturally perfect squatting technique
>sudden urge to remove Bandera and drink Kvas

>>584245035
I like how you think that is a 90s picture until you see the twilight poster.

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Look mom.
I'm a slav.

pure slav reporting in, ask me anything

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EJx2rtK0h6

>>584246963
i call bs. unless you post a pic of yourself proving your a slav, with timestamp, there's no reason to believe you.

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>>584246963
What's it like landing on the moon.

>>584246963
What is the deal with the adidas track suits and dress shoes? Also are slavs chill with non-slavs wanting to slav it up with them?

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My friends :^)

bump. anyone have the pic of the slav version of the feels guy at a party?

>>584247058
don't have to prove you so fuck off

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>>584247184
you do and you're welcome to stay regardless of proof.

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>>584240610
Tribal dance.

>>584247132
War die Cola echt gratis,pedik?

>>584247107
Hell of a lot cheaper than normal people clothes.

You'd get mugged and stabbed and stabbed again for good measure.

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>>584247171

>>584247080
good
>>584247107
Adidas clothes are very comfortable. Also, it can also be a thing that makes you look "rich" (because you can buy adiddas clothes). Yes, we are chilling with non-slavs untill they are not a niggers or other race than white

>>584245816
Getting ready for the next war.

They crouching asses gonna be shooting shit outta us standing honkies

>>584243845
Cunt

>>584247296
Ich verstehe deutsch nicht so gut mein freund

>>584240610
fucking love that gif

wish i had a slavgang to dance with

>>584240127
The hole is dirty, Ivan, but cheap?

>>584247361
ty based anon

>>584240240
Ukk born in Murica

>>584240240
Polak here

>>584240240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05at4s38DUe

>>584241134
I'm Ukrainian and this is hilarious. It's great to have a laugh at your own expense sometimes.

>>584247662
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05at4s38DUe

confirmed

what's for dinner tonight?
>inb4potato vodka

Crouching Slav Hidden Dragon

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>>584241396
Yeah, I'm not Russian, but what you just said there makes absolutely no sense. If the Sovjets hadn't done what they did in WWII we'd all be speaking German now. D-Day was a fucking joke and if Stalin hadn't gone completely soft in the head it would have never happened because the war would have been over before they could organize it. Please read a history book before you spout bullshit like this, it makes you sound like an American.

>>584247762
Whats wrong with potatoes?
Mash potatoes with cutlets and shitload of tea.

>>584247841
how can you fight ebola and other diseases when nigs don't even bother to build a proper outhouse, at least that should be simple

>>584247841
The community shit beach

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Who would you rather have in your neighborhood, Slavs or niggers?

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Also, does she have trashy Slav status?

>>584248181
slavs, they are more fun, they don't have such a bad attitude as niggers and you can always get drunk with them
i actually have couple of them as friends

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aKL8ubHURF

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>>584247841
>MFW Westpoint.

>>584248588
Here is song for you guys, also where are ID?

>>584248894
imgurfag

>>584248534
do they drink alot?

Do female Slavs exist? Is there a special name for them?

>>584249344
Жени.

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>>584249344

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>>584249344
"Баба, сука, шмара, блядь."

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>>584246510

>>584248181
Niggers... Slavs are much more dangerous.

>>584249344
Classless skanks

>>584249736
Would move to slavenia for some of that

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Братва шальная.

>>584248405
who? looks 6/10 at best

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>>584250305
Ната́лья Влади́мировна Покло́нская
Наталія Володимирівна Поклонська
Natalia Vladimirovna Poklonskaya

>>584248148
you smell that randy? the shit tide's arising

>>584240610

I find this webm most uncomfortable.....

>Farmers cap? Check
>Tracksuit top? Check
>Tracksuit bottoms? Check
>SMART SHOES

SMART. SHOES.

WHY

>>584250654
For class, you pleb.

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Обама лось!

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Пати на хате.

>>584250654
Smart shoes?
You must be a brit fag

>>584250563
as i say, 6/10 at bes...

>>584251098

What of it?

i'm hungarian, can we at least be friends? i know we are not officially slavs but we're pretty close

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Sometimes slavs seat on benches.They don't squat always.

>>584251042
They all kind of look like 13 yr olds.. that got wasted everyday since 13.

>>584245435
he was a fucking paranoid caucasian. Get your shit straight

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IDs are distraction for shutting down Piratebay

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>>584251575
They squat about 75% of the time.

>>584251587
What seems to be the problem, officer?
Are you 13 and drinking?
Yes, what of it?
I have more if you want.

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http://youtu.be/o5159imju2Q

>>584240610
Why is sunglasses wearing Slav putting all their purses or money satchels in the middle with their booze?
Why do slavs have purses?

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Balkan Slav master race reporting in

>>584252023
Well it's multipurpose. You can rest, drink, talk to each other, smoke, listen to music and just not give a fuck. Rest of the world is dumb for not adapting this useful technique.

>>584252657
>slavs
>white

Question for ppl from the"west"
Are you afraid of us and if you are why?

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http://youtu.be/J72d1Bzf22A

>>584240610
>I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT in background
perfect match

>>584252821
Why would we be afraid? Gunna suck me off?

>>584240362
>>584240127
Does anyone here know what these fucking moon runes mean

I'm Slavic, and I lold a lot on this thread

>>584252657
Gubo srpska, napusi se kurca

>>584252759
In fact slavs are whitest people in Europe. All of them have gray or blue eyes, blond hair and white skin.

>>584253815
kek^2

>>584253497
Use the google translator, baka.

>>584253965
> google translate
> images
I don't even..

>>584240610
professional slav

>>584239053
that image holy shit im dying

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They do get some famous chicks.

>>584240240

Bulgarian here

>>584253916
My mistake, aren't all slavs. I've just described eastern slavs only.

>>584245435
My boy FOR standing strong with those leg braces

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http://youtu.be/sBmrDiBMAoM

>>584245930
Afghans did that shit too, we called it the haj squat

>>584252640
putting money and booze in the middle is some sort of ritual (but i'd personally say that they are joking in that gif,as a slav myself)
and purses are usual accessories within young people,especially drug dealers or people with 2,3 phones,or people with lots of money,so the purse acts like a larger,safer pocket

Now i realize why i can squat for a long time. I am slav and i haven't knew why

>>584250237
о, заебись
как сдесь лайкнуть???

>>584247274
WHAT THE FUCKT

>>584247807
Stalin did WWII.

>>584253815
that doesn't really count for eastern balkans

>>584241134
I'm Russian and it's actually ver funny

http://youtu.be/_Wb5K2KLfJE

>>584255264
interesting...thx anon.

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Of all the Slavs, the Serbs are the dumbest and ugliest. They are famous for losing every single war they started with their neighbouring countries in the last 30 years.
They also celebrate their biggest historical defeat against Ottomans as a Victory (Kosovo field battle).
They're partialy sandniggers because of the primus noctae right of Turkish nobility over newlywed Serbian women.
Pic very related

>>584240240
Polska here, kurwa.

>>584256568
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

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>>584239270

Anyone miss the USSR when the fetal alcohol babies were all contained away from decent white folk.

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What the fuck happened with the IDs?

Also, more natalia pls

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obligatory

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>>584256737
Typical Serbian sandnigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA

http://youtu.be/eHpXJ5xotko?t=1m55s
>not having a S L A V G A N G
ayy

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>>584257232
I lol'd because this was playing in the background.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdI5y3iwhLU

>>584257594
where can I but those?

>>584247470
They're like birds...

>>584240240
yep, proper slavfag here

>>584247274
this is blowing my mind

>>584257808
>where can I but those?
>I but those?
>but

>>584240240
born in Poland live in the US though now

>>584249736
Would mail order bride