Hey /b/, first person to roll 69 or dubs chooses how I kill

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self jew-bump

>>584163687
Watch animus till you die of dehydration.

>>584163687
drowning in your own piss you fucking faggot.
now get your shit together

>>584163687
Kill yourself by eating bad food, drinking pop, and not exercising.

Roll, death by holding your breath.

Plus, any tips on what website I should use

old age

>>584163687
Don't die ever do everything possible to prolong your life become immortal if possible

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>>584163687
>69 or dubs

Get a girlfriend and die from too much sex

>>584164094
Roll

dont kill yourself

>>584164249
69 and dubs both work

>>584164094
lol
rolling for this

>>584164369
op chooses his own fate

>>584164369

69 works.

And you wasted it.

Death by Snu-snu

>>584163687
Kill yourself on the 16th Dec 2017 by Overdose

>>584164369
Ha, how bout that one doesn`t count

>>584164094
reroll

>>584163687
War, manliest death ever. Die in combat or die as a old man.

Run into White house, shoot anything that moves, suicide by FBI.

Dubs get
> Slice throat with sharp thing

>>584163687
alcohol poisoning, just drink and drink till you die

>>584163687
toaster

>>584164369
Its official. OP will kill her/himself by 69

And any suggestions for stream website?

>>584164631
Live in Canada, could do that to parliament cause I'm in Ottawa

>>584164579

Nope. You have to decide your own fate now, OP.

>>584164745
Shoot up parliament then

>>584163687
slice our wrists

Rawlin for non fail toaster

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>>584164369
OP got 69

THE CHOICE IS YOURS!!!

>>584164631
roll

rob banks till u get shot

>>584164660
Reroll

>>584163687
Bleach + Ammonia from window cleaner, any possible poison and as much sleeping remedy or whatever you got. The Ammonia will shut down your kidneys for you

>>584163687
Buy a the fastest blue car you can afford, go in the downtown of the largest nearby city, FUCKING BLAST the Sanic theme and then slam down on the gas pedal. Try to survive as long as you can.

For good measure put a bomb in or something in case the eventual crash doesn't kill you.

Go on twitch if you're fast enough , if get 69 die by water intoxication

Old age

>>584164937
reroll

>>584164745

you could do a post-term abortion of harper then.

>>584164094
don't forget to stream it

>>584163687
Death by holding in shit until you die of poisoning by your own shit. Shouldn't take long given op is full of it already.

>>584165060
>Water intoxification
Where do you think I live, fucking africa?

>>584165058
Reroll.

Suicide by cop

>>584165237
u wot?

>>584165204
Reroll

eletrocutate yourself by stream

Cut your dick off

>>584165039
re roll

Go save someone or die trying, at least an hero as a hero :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05MfzSeTUyE&list=UUN474WQPkqqhUbxhkXKieQw

>>584163687
Balls deep in a squealing hog while firing an AK-47 in the air.

hijack an airplane and crash it into Moscow

Tie a rope around your neck. Tie the other end to a fire hydrant. Get in your car and drive away from it as fast as you can. Stream from nearby.

>>584165237
He means drink water til u die by hypotonia. Idiot.

My suggestion: Get education, work and pay tax until you die of old age.

69 get

Fuck you.

>>584165058
Yes.
Yes.
YESSSSSS DO IT OP PLS.

>>584165434
Fuck your mom then shoot yourself

We both meet each other and kill ourselve through some overdose while our hands are glued together

>>584165472
rolllllin

drown in your own puke

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Add potassium ferricyanide to boiling concentrated sulfuric acid.
Inhalate the fumes.
>win

>>584165773
This one is very popular

>>584165680
RKO someone out a window with a drop far enough to kill you both. You have to RKO your mom btw

>>584165058
rolling for this

Slowly with bad life choices

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>>584163687
Have your body ravaged by tiny turtles.
The kind you buy at a pet shop.

stab your temple

You Don't

>>584164094
last reroll

>>584165859
Only 10 away..

reroll

>go to the top of the tallest building in your city
>wait until someone comes close to the building
>attempt to perform a flying dropkick onto him
If you can't stream it then don't commit suicide at all

Be a nihilist and let the slow, ever present tide of death overtake you.

So don't.

>>584165058
this

>>584165058
Rolling

>>584165564
reroll

>>584165859
Last reroll

You don't.

>>584165682
le roll

>>584163687
Don't kill yourself, fag

>>584166059
reroll

Good ole fashion hanging

rollin 5 days

go out and remove as many mudslimes as you can m8

>>584166268
heh almost

>>584166268
one off m8

>>584163687
Getting some gasoline and blowing up a courthouse. Use fake gun if no real one to get shot.

>>584166284
Rerool

>>584166268
dat one off
>>584166059
reoll

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>>584166161

6161 = dubs, right?

>>584163687
by donating all your money to me on stream at
twitch / bakedsnack
then i drink battery acid

Eat cum till you die.

Let a horse go balls deep in your ass.

>>584163687
Old age

Get helmet off in space

>>584166553

Or go in blackface and hold up a wallet.

Bleach in foods

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im tired of these fucking threads

rolling for old age. set up a time lapse, stream that shit till the bitter end OP.

Old age

by living out your entire life

>>584166696
Nice 666 m8

>Gonna do one final last roll to RKO your mom out a window

How about you just not do anything

Shoot Up the nearest mall then take yourself out.

Orr... Withdrawl all the money from ur bank account, pack a bag, and just keep on walking forward, when you run out of money just hang yourself.

Slit wrists

Old age

I hate these threads.
Someone says they are gonna kill themselves while streaming.
Then it ends some gayfaggot stuffing things into his arse, since he got so much attention.

Fucking attentionfaggots

I win!!
Post nudes first

old age

>>584166942
Roll

suicde by cartel

>>584167053
>doesn't sage though and bumps thread

Swallow a mouse hole then shoot yourself

hire a hitman to kill you

>>584163687

>Go outside naked
>Slam foot through car window
>Open car normally, drive to the nearest Walmart
>Slam car into Walmart
>Get out of car naked
>Play with yourself while running to the sporting goods section
>Jerk off on the toys for tots on the way there
>Pick up fifteen pound dumbbell and bash open gun case
>Load gun of your choice
>Bullet to the brain

If they don't sell guns then...

>Find a knife within the Walmart
>Jerk off while taping the knife down on a counter
>Make sure the knife is standing upright
>Rear your head back as far as you can
>Shout that there is no God
>Shout that God has forsaken us
>Shout that you can see the darkness
>Shout that you cannot control your horny levels
>Slam head down onto knife - blade first - into your forehead - killing you

Get fucked by a horse

DONT THO
PLS BECOME A PORNSTAR

>>584163687
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation from a Middle School's Flag Pole.

>>584163687

Stop eating / drinking and die in agonizing pain.

>>584167168
Dammit.

so many rolls

>>584167182
roll

>>584166184
Rerolling
Please

>>584167183
Sage has been disabled on /b/ since 2010, kiddo.

hitting yourself with a spoon

Sit and stare at the camera, completely naked, eating only one entire kleenex tissue each hour. During this time you are not allowed to entertain yourself in any way. Eventually die of malnutrition and dehydration.

death by chocolate

>>584167225
Roll

I win!!

Use a dildo and cum on it and choke to death on the shitty cum dildo

lol I'm the only one to get 69

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Drink bleach

Strip down to the nude, light yourself on fire and then run into a crowded supermarket. Be sure to touch as many people as possible, spread the warmth and love.

>>584167358
so much to roll so much to roll

Take a knife and jam it up your anus, then take it out, and stab your self

watch a season of bones over and over again until you die of dehydration

drink turpentine.

>>584167496
so close...reroll

>>584167649
reroll

>>584167571
Roll

>>584167496
This Except i you also eat a baby wipe as well

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Use a dildo and cum on it and choke to death on the shitty cum dildo

>>584167563
Make him shoot up a furry convention dressed as Elmer Fudd.

>>584167769
shieeeet

>>584163687
dont do it

Dont

>>584167769
WINRAR

>>584167704
watch it from the beginning until you die...

>>584167769
ayyy winrar

>>584167769
u did it

>>584167769
winrar

>>584167769
kek winrar

>>584167769
AHHH

>>584163687
Explosive in pooper.

>>584167571
>>584167769
WINRAR!

>>584167225
Okay,i roll for this

But also murder some random people in walmart.

eat shit

hit yourself with a spoon constantly until you die

>>584167769
ᏔᎥŃᎡᏜᎡ

>>584168000
so close

>>584168000
too late bud

>>584167924
>>584167769
OP knows what to do.
>>584167571

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>>584167769

>>584168000
>e
OP does this count as doubles? I win

>>584167769
>>584167851
>>584167864
>>584167875
>>584167902
>>584167917
>>584167924
>>584167926
>>584167937
>>584168067

Okay so since I'm doing this, what website?

>>584167769
And he won.
Stream basterds.
After the party lets go trolling random civilians.

So he will make a stream showing how he is drinking some bleach ?

>>584168000
nice trips

rollan, suicide by old age OP
live a long and hang in there

OP

>>584168237
tinychat

shove a knife up ur anus then slit ur throat

>>584168237
younow

DELIVAR DELIVAR DELIVAR

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>>584167769
Nice m8!

>>584163687
i recommend using twitch ..

Would u get away with it on ustream?

live.

inb4 streaming dota2

>>584168435
Creating account now

>>584168237
Either FilmOn or YouNow
You're a lot less likely to get your stream shut down on FilmOn but it looks like shit

u have to kill yourself by stabbing your self in the neck until you die

>>584168658
Link?

>>584165628
you stupid, fucking samefagging motherfucking faggot. fuck you to death.
>what is an id