Hey /b/, first person to roll 69 or dubs chooses how I kill myself, will stream.
Buy a the fastest blue car you can afford, go in the downtown of the largest nearby city, FUCKING BLAST the Sanic theme and then slam down on the gas pedal. Try to survive as long as you can.
For good measure put a bomb in or something in case the eventual crash doesn't kill you.
Add potassium ferricyanide to boiling concentrated sulfuric acid.
Inhalate the fumes.
Have your body ravaged by tiny turtles.
The kind you buy at a pet shop.
>go to the top of the tallest building in your city
>wait until someone comes close to the building
>attempt to perform a flying dropkick onto him
If you can't stream it then don't commit suicide at all
Shoot Up the nearest mall then take yourself out.
Orr... Withdrawl all the money from ur bank account, pack a bag, and just keep on walking forward, when you run out of money just hang yourself.
I hate these threads.
Someone says they are gonna kill themselves while streaming.
Then it ends some gayfaggot stuffing things into his arse, since he got so much attention.
>Go outside naked
>Slam foot through car window
>Open car normally, drive to the nearest Walmart
>Slam car into Walmart
>Get out of car naked
>Play with yourself while running to the sporting goods section
>Jerk off on the toys for tots on the way there
>Pick up fifteen pound dumbbell and bash open gun case
>Load gun of your choice
>Bullet to the brain
If they don't sell guns then...
>Find a knife within the Walmart
>Jerk off while taping the knife down on a counter
>Make sure the knife is standing upright
>Rear your head back as far as you can
>Shout that there is no God
>Shout that God has forsaken us
>Shout that you can see the darkness
>Shout that you cannot control your horny levels
>Slam head down onto knife - blade first - into your forehead - killing you
Sit and stare at the camera, completely naked, eating only one entire kleenex tissue each hour. During this time you are not allowed to entertain yourself in any way. Eventually die of malnutrition and dehydration.
Use a dildo and cum on it and choke to death on the shitty cum dildo