How do I become pussy eating master?

>>584139639
stop being a faggot

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>>584139639
Listen to some Linkin Park, you'll beacome a pro

Carnegie Hall

>>584139639
Learn to breath out your ears

>>584139701
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Learn to flick the tip of your tongue really fast, learn to identify the clit.

>>584139639
practice on your grandmother

>>584140112
exactly this.

you will make bitches fall in love with you if you can make them cum a lot.

>>584140112
The first isn't necessary, the second is. It's not difficult, it's just the hard little bean at the top of the vagina. You don't have to go crazy like they do in porn, licking and lapping and shaking your head side to side. In fact the best cunnilingus will hardly involve any head movement at all. Just get in there, press your tongue flat against the clit and motion up and down like you're sanding it. After she cums, hold your tongue on it for another 20 or 30 seconds.

>>584139639
well first you need some dead cats

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>>584140112
>flick the tip of your tongue really fast
no

Lift the hood and flick

>>584139639
literally just lick the clit, if you cant find it just the top of the vaginal entrance (shitty wording i know)

>>584139639

I'm going to give you a crash course. It's hard to make a master out of someone because every bitch is different. Here we go:

1. Don't go right in for it. Licking the dry pussy of a woman who isn't excited isn't any fun. Start with five to ten minutes of making out and touching. Foreplay. Grab her hips, her tits, her throat. Whatever. Kiss her hard, bite her lip, all that good stuff. Get her wet.

2. Get on your knees and pull her pants down. I don't know why women like this, but they do. They like to look down at you. Get her pants off, her panties off. Get her naked if you want. Don't lick her at all while you're down there. Tease her, but don't actually touch her cunt. Make her want it.

3. Lay her down and start kissing the area between her belly button and her clit. Lick it, bite it a little. Make her WANT IT. This is key. From there, move up and down her thigh, licking and nibbling. Now do the other thigh. Make this bitch beg.

4. It's time to lick her pussy. There are several different approaches to this. I let my mouth hover over the cunt for five seconds, looking at her. Then I just do a big fuckin Hound Dog lick. From the hole to the clit... one big lick. Wet the whole thing. I then repeat this ten or twenty times. Big, slow licks. I get my nose in it, so it rubs her clit.

5. Be vocal while doing this. Make some carnal sounds. If she thinks you're into it, she's going to cum a lot harder. Look at her, look at her cunt. Go back and forth. Just be loud.

cont.

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>>584140845
Most girls I've tried that with say it's too intense, so lick through/around the hooded clit. like rolling a a play dough sphere with your tongue. Also Fingers, don't be afraid to multi-task.

>>584140081
>>584139701
YYEAH
>step one
stop sucking cock for a living.
>>584139639
>>584139639
>>584139639

Chew and swallow.