best infomercial gifs thread, go

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I dont have many of them, in fact this is one before the last. Contribute fellas

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my favorite

>>584066068
I don't have any but I'm finding this surprisingly entertaining

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>>584066156
it indeed is. found some more four you faggots

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yes, they are from buzzfeed since any of you lazy fags havent obviously made any fresh ones like you have anything better to do

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is nothing easy? post already

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This shit is hysterical

dumping 1/?

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>>584066910
thank you

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>>584066910
2/?

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it is pain in the ass without fourchin pass. also, have you noticed how the first captcha is something fucking illegible while the next one is always clean one word? wtf

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>>584067049
I'll apologize in advance incase of duplicates, dont feel like checking through the entire folder before posting

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>>584067224
>not a robot master race

>>584067237
4/?

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>>584067237
nevermind, glad you joined anyway

>>584065794
Man, I hate it when I'm trying to slice my ultima-mega-uptuple decker gigasandwich and this happens!

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>>584067441
5/?

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>>584067516
np bruh

>>584067525
The worst fucking thing about it is that it's working for the most part, until he notices this fact and deliberately fucks up

>>584067532
6/?

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>>584067441
yea I used to be for like 5 minutes, now it makes me to both check the box and fill the captcha, dunno why

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>>584067778
That sucks m8

>>584067717
7/?

>>584066423
I have kids they totally freeze and watch shit like that happen and not do anything about it at first.

I see where Tim and Eric got their inspiration for the Cinco company.

>>584066604
What are they trying to sell here?

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and yes the fact they do this on purpose is the best part, so...mesmerizing

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>>584066068
>mfw this happens to my catsoup all the time
Also I fancy this thread m8

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>>584067958
Something like this I think

>>584068040
>this

>>584066728
I can fucking hear my mother shouting from several miles away: "OVERLAP YOUR FUCKING PLATE, DIPSHIT"

>>584067224
PUT IT ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU FUCKING MORON

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in this thread:
>all the things that makes people go "life is brutal"

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the line between these and porn is sometimes very thin

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>>584067918
>resuming dump

8/?

>>584068108
and here?
>>584067717
Just a larger bowl?

Must be great to have a job where you fuck everything up intentionally.
>Hello, Mr.President

>>584068287
If that is meant to be sewage, i'd say the line is pretty much erased for a large portion of /b/

>>584068351
Wow! Instantly done!

>>584065794
It's like they don't even try

Seeing all these together is comedy gold.

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>>584068289
9/?

now it's fucking forcing me to both type captcha and confessing my humanity
fuck

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>>584068397
I know what it's meant to be there, it's just so fake and artificial it makes me cringe like some porn scenarios

>>584065794
>dat last almost horizontal cut doe

>>584067532
Someone needs to shop a dick into this in place of the taco

>>584067041
>Update
Dude was so fucking happy, then OMG!

>>584068618
Is that a fucking doorstop? What the fuck are they selling?

the people in these things are such aspie spazzes. does anyone see this shit and actually say "oh yeah, i do that ALL THE TIME!"

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>>584068353
I'd guess so

>>584068558
10/?

>>584068496
>clean afterwards
and its not even a bitch to clean!

>>584066423

Yeah I've noticed this gif before...once you have little kids you realize that this is actually the exact sort of shit they do.

>>584067778
you know you dont have to type the "easy" word, just the hard one, the easy one is for google books

>>584068618
what are they even trying to show here? that looks like a doorstop or something.

>>584066910

The struggle is real on that one.

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>>584068862
you're right, I did read that somewhere, still

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>>584068720
>>584068907
They're probably comparing some sort of knife to a doorstop

>>584068782
11/?

>>584068720
>>584068907
There trying to compare old kitchen knives sharpness to doorstops.

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>>584068907
your absolutely right, i thought it was a fucking piece of cheese

>>584068351
Looks breddy gud

>>584068618
Are you tired of using your doorstop to cut your bread? Are your kids faggots? By a Slice-o Knife and solve both problems for $9.99. Call now and we will send you a FREE manual on the correct use of doorstops

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>>584069047
12/?

>>584068558
I always wanted a baby straitjacket.

>>584069047
that man is a fucking pussy. for sure he is the bitch in that relationship.
he should be asked to clean it up.

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running out of shit

>>584068289
I'm not sure why i laughed so fucking hard at this

>>584069047
divorce/10

>>584069207
better beater... really...

>>584069047
Goddamnit, mom. Stop being autistic around the guests.

>>584069156
Don't you just hate when you can't put a fucking towel on a goddamn chair?

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>>584069207
13/?

>>584069297
Yes, really

>>584069267
lolled

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>>584067942
>>584068831
lulz, maybe there is one exception confirming the dumbmercial rule

>>584069047
Did any even spill? Looks like a perfect pour. I like her hair I'd fuck the daughter.

>>584069198
Lol

>>584069239
>Do you burn yourself on hot things?
>Are YOU out of options because you're dumb as fuck?
>Then kill yourself

>>584069519

WTF is this infomercial selling?

>>584069207
Does your little princess absolutely suck fucking dick at giving an old fashioned? Get her the Better Beater. Only 19.95 plus shipping and handling.

>>584069047
She didn't even spill it. It all got in the cup.
He must have jumped up in surprise like "MOLLY! You're not allowed to visit the kids! You're not even allowed to be within 500 feet of the house!"

>>584069519
Thats a funny looking infomercial

>>584069647
protective cups

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>>584069472
14/?

>>584069547
>kek

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-_-

>>584069647
Its the first TV ad for WorldstarHipHop

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all i got...

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>>584069647
a nigger butler maybe

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>>584069789
15/?

>>584069806
This made me angry

>>584066423
this is why I hate kids

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>>584069928
16/?

>>584067441
that's not from an infomercial, it's from an actual commercial and it's amazing

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>>584068624

some of these are just too ridiculous.

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Nailed it.

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ive a few to contribute

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>>584070068
17/?

>>584070115
HA

>>584070208
hate to admit, but that thing with the hand soap happens to me sometimes...

>>584066423
There's another gif floating around that begins with this one and ends in a big explosion. Does anyone have that?

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can anyone else relate to these because theyre clumsy as shit?

>>584069519
wtf

>>584070000
the quads are real

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>>584070343
was thinking the same but more like in a fucking shower

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>>584070317
>kid's glass changes hands
>dad spills drink for no reason

every time

>>584067224
>not putting the cup on the floor

These products are created for the autistic.

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>>584070315
Noice

>>584070317
Notice how the dad just fucking tips his glas for no reason


18/?

>>584067516
>>584068782
OH GOD OH GOD I'M SO FUCKING RETARDED

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>>584070000

4x

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>>584067224

Mommy has a hard time to find the drinking cup

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>>584070000
lol nice quads, didnt even notice

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>>584070538
19/?

>>584067224
>the first captcha is something fucking illegible while the next one is always clean one word?

EVERY FUCKING TIME
hitting the refresh button is routine now

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>>584066423

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>>584070595

TOPKEK

>>584066604
but that would entail sitting through infomercials on youtube until something funny happened. let the faggot hipsters at buzzfeed get paid to do it

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This:

I... I can't watch anymore.

>>584065794
Immagine these were all real people, just completely inept at every minor thing in life. Lazy clumsy fucks

>>584070704
Hitting the red/white cross after posting a comment is anoying too.

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>>584070689
20/?

>>584070768
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>584070720
"Jesus, Ashley, stop being a little whiny bitch. This is exactly why your father left us.. "

>>584070842
I want to get off mr bone's wild ride

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>>584070729
exactly but the buzzhipsters just stole the existing ones so
>>584070732
this cracked me up so much

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Nwe: Grass paint, never bother about watering the grass in summer

>>584070704
buy a 4chan pass

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>>584071016
>Fucking unfolds perfectly

>>584070842
21/?

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>>584070538
How the fuck.
The one kid moved forward, dropping his drink, the girl next to him just obviously hates the carpet so she throws her bowel over it.
Girl next to her must have some sort of fainting syndrome at the sight of messy carpets.
But that dosn't explain the boy, he fell long before the girl ever touched him.
Not only that but her weight would not have knoced him over like that.
What are they trying to sell?
How to not have autistic kids?

>>584070834
How will this help me sneeze?

>>584068391
thats actually a trick to cook rice in a microwave all the way through.
if its in a pile the rice always has a cold spot in middle, but if you put another plate on top (with or without food) it spreads the rice out and both plates heat up and evenly reheat the rice.

>life hacks
>that gif aint a fail

>>584070834
Snazzy way to masturbatiously fandangle publicly.. >>584071016

>>584071024
i straight up walk past a bank that i noticed this shit to their grass recently. their lawn sticks out like a green apple and when i actually walk on it, it looks like they ran some random circular spraypainting wheeley thing over it, or had a bunch of kids running around with green spraypaint

>>584068391
this one belongs into a ylyl thread

>>584071016
Looks like someone lost an argument. >>584071158

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It is really delicious

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>>584070834

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>>584069198

top kek

>>584071158
Invisible bum rape. Ghost bum rapist.

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>>584067041

>>584069806
is she preparing to eat an entire pie?

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>>584071158
22/?

>>584071178
Just don't question it...

>>584066125
Im dying. Thank you anon.

>>584070406
>Manlets
>when will they learn

this is infinitely better than the last 50 ylyl threads

this thread is high comedy. bumpin and saving

>>584070704
Wait, why do I have some shit where I just gotta tick a checkbox with "I'm not a robot?"

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>>584067049
"Bitch you suck at cookin" - Husband

Fuck. I am DYING. These are my favourite gifs!

>>584071675
That means google is tracking you and knows that you're not a robot.

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>>584071405
she couldnt enjoy it more

>>584070834
>filename
also who the fuck gets that kind of room on a plane

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>>584069198
You've got the job!

>>584071515
OUCH!
Better bite one more time.

>>584070829
Try Alt+F4. Much easier.

>>584070834
Fucking musilims invented this like a millinia ago when alla ackbar handed the babushka to muhummid when the snored coke off a 8 year old boys ass

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>>584071515
23/?

>>584071836
What, but why, I'm not even logged in in Chrome

>>584070000
Quad damage

>>584071405
>NUT MILKS

holy shit my sides

>>584071178
deautist
but wait we took off a payment
but wait we threw in a second one
but wait free shipping
but wait 90 day trial
but wait bonus product

>>584070732
them ducks

>>584070343
Then that's the product for you

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>>584071997
24/?

>>584072031
That's fantastic

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>>584072003
Jesus Christ that's terrifying

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>>584071997
so much wut

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Let's do this.

Do they hire people with cerebral palsy to make these adverts?

>>584068558

I know it seems bizarre, but newborns love this shit. They stop crying and go right to sleep.

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This thread is autist
>The man selling everything here

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Kek

are americans really this fucking stupid?

>>584069519
Oh man im buying that!

>>584072059
Perhaps Google is tracking you passively in the background of their web browser. Try Firefox if you don't want to be tracked. But you'll have to put with this shitty captcha.

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>>584068071
>mfw when you call ketchup catsoup and most likely put it on your steak

>>584071997
So they made an electric device to save electricity :D

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>>584072258
25/?

>>584072450
Some are, yes

>>584070315
>dat face of despair

>>584070171
No shit

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>>584072393
man how I would appreciate a day of filming different fuckup situations

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>>584072573
26/?

>>584072476

Bitches don't know about my diarrhea brownies.

>>584072450
muricun here

Yes, most are. If you want some luls look up one of our local news.

>>584071870
I love just watching that nail disapear

>>584072493
Firefox has same shit.

>>584070219
What the fucking fuck is this shit i just about died of laughter this fucking whore, her fucking face when she realizes what a hammer does to drywall

>>584072031
dat nigga is fucking happy

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>>584072754
27/?

>captcha: Iceme

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>>584071870
>she missed the nail

>>584070364
lol america is hilarious, selling dogbowls for half retarded fatties

>>584065794
This is literally my favorite thread in weeks

>>584072907
statically? or when signed into a google account like gmail?

>>584072717
Yeah bitch fuck you how dare you bring pizza to the table you rancid whore

Also I have an affair

>>584070538
goddamn it, Tyrone!

>>584073089
Well, I am always signed in gmail for easy access, otherwise I haven't tried it without any Google services

>>584070732
That kid's given up trying to understand lol

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>>584072960
28/?

Shit anons Im nearly out hlep

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>>584073058
Much obliged

>>584066910
I loled fucking hard, thanks.

>>584072960
The light.... IT BUUURRNNS

>>584068558
I ate his liver with some bean mush and a nice grape juice

wait wait wait,
is this >>584069047 the same kitchen/family as this >>584072717 ?

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>>584073180

Some of these play in slow motion before loading all the way, so I get to see even more how they are obviously intent on fucking things up as much as they can.
Thank you, slow internet.

>>584070625
>mfw anal

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>>584073264
me too and as I said before, there are no fresh ones. I might just go back to jaboody dubs on youtube to lol at billy maize or whatnot

>>584070406
Failed suicide

>>584073308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE0BgpVJl8Q

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Americunts

Complete and total buffoon's. They cant do anything right

>>584071870
you can still see the original hole the nail made.
these things are comedy gold

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>>584073264
29/31 or something

>>584073331
Illumitati confirmed

>>584073451
jaboody is love, jaboody is life

>>584070364
no because I own tables

>>584072031
i think it was on kickstarter

>>584073338
Holy shit, that's fucking horrible

>>584073338

go back to /pol/

>>584066125
>>584071516
Fuck my drunk self wasn't ready for that

>>584067224
>da fuck you say chips?
>ILL FUCKING KILL YOU CHIPS

>>584071405
almonds better be activated

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>>584071178

>>584071541
Go back to /fit/ you know /b/ is nothing but gainz goblinz
>muh gainz
>zyzz forgive me

>>584073624
AHHH a snake!!

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I have a few

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>>584071516
>>584073625
the moment I discovered it with the story I couldnt stop laughing for a large portion of time. golden

>>584073613
That came from /g/, actually.

>>584070821
they are real people anon
they are

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Cracked up

>>584072717
Pizza??? Fuck you mom!

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>>584073585

Well that's me done, someone take over

>>584069047
>>584072717

This family needs their own TV show.

Don't you 404 on me

>>584070406
Failed attempt of suicide

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>>584069547
Top lel anon

>>584069198
But wait! There's more!

>>584071405
>American Gakkun

>>584073338
this has been happening for years it just took a tiny change to your cave for you neets to notice

>>584069239
Increase your fiber intake

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>>584072123

Oh fuck you made my day.

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>>584073338
That's not how it works. Fake and gay.

>>584073121
I remember my first time coming close to sex.
A girl unzipped my pants, untook my undies and made that exact face... I never had sex, such is life with a micropenis :(

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And now we use two devices just to beat an egg in a bowl

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>>584073975
it's been a pleasure mei. at this point I dont even know whats a repost and whats a repost of a repost of a repost

>>584073338
>imlying using recaptcha sends image you are putting on 4chan to google servers
>implying your file goes browser->googleserver>4chserver
>implying recaptcha has access to the whole server where it's used

how can anyone spend so much time doing this image and not think about that at all

>>584066860
>>584066910
Fuck that's my house right there.....

>>584074289
>>584074289
I would buy this,

Also, would that guy fail the captcha?

Because he is partially a robot

right guys?

right??

>>584072717
>God damnit mom why do you have to work so late and bring home the same shit again
>Dad has probably been home for a few hours

The fact that there are families like this grinds my gears.

Someone should make an infomercial of an asspie trying repeatedly to type a 4chan captcha, then giving up in frustration and smashing his keyboard to bits. Then he buys a 4chan pass, smiles, and begins posting the funny banana and whatnot.

>>584074539
Dou you constantly masturbate and neglect to wash your hands? Are you tired of passing your cum when shaking hands?

>>584067224
>>584070704
Brotip: Only type the one clean word, since that's the one that's in their database already

Since they don't know the other word yet, you can write anything (like nigger, if you're an edgy faggot), but you can also just leave it away

so if your CAPTCHA is "unintelligible intelligible", you only have to enter " intelligible" and it'll accept it - note the space before the intelligibe (or after if the unintelligible word is second, of course) word though - so not just "intelligible", but " intelligible"

I've posted this a few times already, but no one ever seems to listen to it

>>584073338
but anon, i am using the 14 second rule for commenting on popular culture.
that and if you are criting something for not comercial reasons you are aloud to present a small portion under 15% of the finished product.

Thread plz die. I have no sides left to gib

>>584071158
For the second dude instead of "oh no" it should say "wasted" in the GTA font

>>584070000
Nice roll faggot

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>>584073314

>>584073115
>>584072717
>chinese food
>pizza
these mother fuckers are assholes

>>584074838
Oh shit I meant ouch. There should be a product for that.

I want to live in this universe where everyone is so fucking inept that I could impress them with my ability to ladle sauce without spilling and mad sandwich slicing skills. They will make me their king--nay, their GOD!

>>584068618
"Are you tired of antiquated, dull, single use door stops? Try our latest utility doorstop!"

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I think I am done too with this one, thank ya all for good laughs, my faith in /b/ is always a little restored after similar threads