Alpha male here /b/. Need some help with girls? Ask me anything,

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>>583965429

>I'm an alpha male
>posts image from "lurk and perv" .com

http://lurkandperv.com/tight-tuesday-40-33-photos-tight-dresses/

>>583966034
How do you know where this picture and website is from? I just found it off here.

are you genuinely going to help?

or are you going to ridicule?

Hi OP i am dating someone and I wanna progress sexually with her and I don't know how she will take it, I don't want to make her uncomfortable but right now it's going nowhere

>>583966182

I'm magic.

>>583965429
>Alpha male here /b/.
Nope.

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I know I'm handsome. But every time I get the bus or ride the metro, only fat bastards and oldfarts sit on my side. The chick's look with scare to me. Help me op

>>583966231
I actually want to help.

>>583966414
How long have you 2 been dating?

>>583966725
About 3 months

Any advice for how to approach a group of girls or some different ways to introduce yourself? Any places you think are good to pick up girls besides bars? Thanks!

>>583966646
This is probably a troll, but if you are so "handsome" than post a picture and prove it.

How can I make women stop coming up to me while Im in line at the grocery store or the local takeaway and starting conversations and asking dumb questions and shit? I just want to go and run an errand Im not looking to hear a life story and some other gay shit, and then they get all sad when I'm like "Welp, nice meeting you" and driving off like they expected me to hang around and eat with them or something.

>>583965429

how do i handle my gf when she gets upset over something? i have either one of two reactions, either i get quiet or i get mad, she can't stand it when i get quiet and when i get mad i say very upsetting things to her. how do i keep my cool and how do i distract her?

>>583965429
fite me

How much texting is too much?

Any tips I should know about girls?

>>583966810
It's been 3 months and you guy's haven't fucked yet? Just get her alone, start making out, rub her all over, kiss her on the neck (this is a sure thing) and it should be good.

>>583966819
Approaching girls is a lot easier than most guys think. Do NOT over think the situation. Go up to her (or a group) with a mindset of "I wonder what will happen" rather than a mindset of "I hope they think I'm worthy".

>>583967146

need to add she wants me to be the man in the relationship, which i am but when I'm courteous and offer to help with say... household things (we don't live together) she think i'm being beta... where does one stop being courteous and start being beta?

>>583965429
My penis don't stay hard during the sex, fit body 20yrs old, she's 8.5/10 face 8/10 body, a cup, eager to have sex, but lately been getting out of the mood due to sad penis

>>583965429

>alpha male
>starts thread on /b/

Gr8 b8 m8

>>583967146
Let her cool down. Don't apologize unless you absolutely need to. If you lose your shit and get mad, it will probably only make things worse.

>>583967283
If you text her in one day and she doesn't respond - wait a few days. If you text her again and she doesn't respond wait like a week.

With girls - act like you have better things to do when you are around them. If you constantly give them your 24/7 attention, they won't be attracted to you.

I'll not post pictures, but I'm 'handsome' by hearing it from some friends and older women. I think it's because I have a too serious face and don't smile often?

>>583965429
I try asking girls to hang out. I am always a nice guy. Never works. I'm a little bit socially awkward.

>>583967898

thanks but how do i let her cool down? she can't stand me being quiet, so she keeps asking me what's on my mind, what i'm thinking of, etc. of course that gets to me and i lose my shit, so i'm looking for a medium

>>583965429
I know this is b8 but whatever I need this.

So my ex-girlfriend and I broke up in literally the worst way you could imagine. She's now fucking my ex-best friend and a good portion of my friends back home hate me.

Thing is, I'm going back home soon and they're all going to be there. A lot of the friends I have who don't hate me have overlaps with the friends that do. Considering all the parties and re-unions and shit that are no doubt going to happen over Christmas and New Years, I have no idea wtf i'm supposed to do.

>>583967563
You can still be the man in a relantionship and also be courteous. The difference between being courteous and being beta is

"Courteous" :
Holding doors open, standing up for her, helping her with general shit....

"Being beta" :
Being needy, attention seeking, giving her all of your attention

>>583965429
I know a Woman who is 7 years Older than me, she has a boyfriend but i Already Sex with her and tells me she Loves me and stuff like that, i want more from her than Sex, how can i make her Break up with her boyfriend ?

>>583965429
I'm hanging out with a girl Saturday.
She likes me, I like her.
Latest subtweet from her about me:
"Do it now or it may never happen."

ok so I have a girlfriend and I tried to kiss another girl I know at the club. I failed cus she has a boyfriend and I'm worried she will tell my girlfriend what should I do?

I have a date tomorrow wuts the best way to get my penis into her fan box without rape

>>583968481
Do it you loser.

>>583968312
How the hell did she get all your friends to hate you after she started fucking your ex-best friend? Those bitches sound like some real unloyal fucjs.

sure, i'll bite. been talking with this girl for like two months. we started talking because we wanted to date each other. now she's saying she doesn't want to, yet she still talks to me like she wants to date. asking questions about past relationships and stuff you don't ask a friend. she also doesn't want to be fwb yet she wants to sleep with me. but if she does she'll end up wanting a relationship. what's your take, OP? be alpha

>>583966904
if you're "alpha" post a pic of yourself m8

>>583968662
I don't know how to into girls and I can't make a first move.

>>583968639
rape. no other way.

Alright guys, I''m typing.

>>583968138
Don't ask girls to hang out. Be assertive. Rather than saying "want to maybe hang out tmrw?" Say "I'm free tommorow, lets hang out" Also explain how you are a "nice guy"

>>583968312
This is a awkward situation to be in. I've never been in one like that, so sorry if my advice is bad.

You could play this many different ways.
You could be mature and just try to have a good time.
Or you could be a little bitch and act extremely aggressive. Either way, you are going to get shit.

>>583968639
rape is also much more effective than alternatives

general snapchat/texting tips would be the most helpful thing I can ask for
>>583965429

>>583965429
I wanna fuck my neighboor. I just moved. Im 19 and shes 17.

I havent talked to her yet. She seems shy

>>583968678
I cheated on my girlfriend with my best friends girlfriend.

>>583968938
yeah I thought so

>>583968883
thanks. will try this.

>>583968883
>You could be mature and just try to have a good time.
That's the idea but I just can't stand the idea of seeing her with him.

>>583968941
Always say something that warrants a reply.

>>583968312

not op but like op said, have fun, show her and your friends you don't give a fuck and have moved on and don't need them around to have a good life

>>583965429
Not so much of a question as a sociological survey I'm doing. What's your annual income roughly?

My gf wont come back after 3 years of a relationship, what do? I dont know what do to i've tried almost everything , halp.

>>583969027
Oh shit, well then you've basically made your bed and you have to lay in it. You're fucked man, sorry.

>>583968472
Sabotage the relationship. Good luck.

>>583968481
I agree with >>583968662 Just fucking do it. Ask her out. Say "Come over my house tmrw and lets watch a movie" and then fuck her. She's obviously into you.

>>583968771
You need to get into a relationship with her, ASAP. Do it or stop talking to her at once.

>>583968528
Tell her you will tell her boyfriend she kissed you if she does.

>>583969170
>show her and your friends you don't give a fuck and have moved on and don't need them around to have a good life
I could only do this up until the point I see them together. I've seen photos and that drives me fucking crazy.

hey op - want to travel to frisco and LA plan to stay there, what to do? looking for someone to marry me for green card?

Holy shit this is cringeworthy.

>>583967874
stop jacking off

Hey OP. I met this girl 3 days ago, and I am going crazy thinking about her everyday. I talked to her a few hours yesterday and everything went great. I want to talk to her today, but I really want to tell her how I feel and how much I like her. Do you think it's too soon for that though?

Locations to meet people that DON'T drink.

>>583968941
It depends what you want from the girl(s) you're snapchatting / texting. Do you want to fuck them, or do you want a legit relationship?

>>583968945
underage, not helping

>>583969147
Do it man. Glad I could help.

>>583969162
I understand how you feel man. It would take every ounce of self-control I have to not flip shit and act like a bitch.

>>583969171
I'm at College

>>583969185
Move on.

>>583967874

Stop watching porn. When you masturbate, don't cum. If that doesn't work, try Cialis.

im 18 and a senior, and ive started talking to a freshman who is 15.

in 7 months i leave for basic training and college and wont be able to date her

she likes me, i like her, pretty standard situation.

i'm not exactly sure what to do. even a 3 year age difference is alot at this point in time. and im a senior.

>>583969371

of course it'll hurt but keep it inside, when you get home after the gathering you can ball up on the floor and cry your eyes out doesn't matter, but keep a strong front when you're around them. here's a thought, condition yourself. open photoshop and take your ex's picture and photoshop it into various funny pictures, put it as your background wallpaper. so every time you look at her picture you see something stupid and funny. when you see her you just might start laughing and she'll probably be like wtf. that'll still be better than showing them you're weak

>>583969285
I'm pretty bad at lying and I feel guilty though

>>583969247
i want to, but she keeps saying she doesn't know. she has no friends because they all walked out on her and she has a strict no friends with exes stance. she's had promises broken to her so she's real stand offy among other things. how do i get into a relationship with her when she gets upset when we talk about it or avoids it?

>>583968883
what do you mean by explain how i am a nice guy? to you or her? not sure what is being stated here

my gf wont give me blowjobs and gets mad everytime i mention it, her only excuse is she doesnt like it wat do

>>583965429
Ok OP I'll play;
I was hanging out by myself at a sheesha bar on sunday, right after my army course (Obviously I took a shower, changed into civvies etc...) Sometimes I like chilling by myself, no I'm not a neckbeard or a loner. So anyways these two girls sat at the table beside to me, and started talking to me, and it was one of the girls' birthday, and the three of us took tequila shots together. Throughought the night the two of them (on separate occasions) asked me if I had facebook and stuff, and just in general kept complementing me on everything from my voice to how I'm like so cool, and how my accent is hot and how my shirt really made my eyes stand out??? Anyways, everything is fine and dandy, at the end of the night we said bye they're like we'll get more drunk next time n stuff...

Here's my problem, I dont care for the girl's friend, they both hit on me though, what do?

Second problem, the girl I actually want is fucking hot, she's from Latvia, she's a model, I wanna smush smush... What do? How to talk to her on facebook/whatever, general tips...

I'm always too busy with university, being a soldier, and making money on the side to go for girls often, but I like this one.

Tl;dr I'm a beta piece of shit, how to not be a beta piece of shit

In highschool, have a fair amout of friends, but i know literally no girls, how the fuck do i get a gf.

>>583969638
i want to fuck them

>>583969162
yea this is usually a good tip, but more into the subject would be great

>>583968945

Try talking to her, you faggot. Invite her over for a movie and PS3.

>>583969480
I have no fucking clue.

>>583969596
You only met her 3 days ago and you're going crazy about her? You attached way to easy anon. If you talk to her today, ask her out. Do NOT tell her how you feel after you go on a date, and wait until a few dates. Kiss her at the end of the first date.

>>583969627
I don't know. Maybe a coffee shop?

>>583965429
Some of OP's advice is good, some is atrocious.
Also, I'm not a robot.
Seems fucking legit.

I'm a fresh at college, not a virgin, confident, but weigh 255 at 5'9. Obv I'm fat and because of this I am timid around girls. Once I talk to them I do fairly well, especially if I know them. To the point; I'm like 85% sure I can tell when girls check me out. You know not just a glimpse in my general direction but directly looking at me multiple times from either random girls on the bus I go on or from the same couple girls in my classes. HOW should I handle these situations? I just wanna get sum again. What would you do/think about these situations next time??

>>583969627

Your house, the park, ice cream shop, restaurant, movie.

>>583969756
I wish it was this easy I really do. The first week i'm there he's not in the country. It's just her, i'm hoping I run into her before I run into them both together.

She says that she wants me to face fuck her....should i do it?

>>583965429
I dated this girl a few years ago. I still had feelings for her for a while, but they weren't really apparent. She texted me the other day and said "I miss when we were friends. Can we do that again?" I can't tell whether she just wants to be friends (she has a boyfriend) or if she is having a shaky relationship and wants to rebound to me. What do???

>>583965429
How do you deal with 'beta' girls, the ones that don't respond well to non straight forward flirting. The ones that actually do want a relationship

>>583965429
How do I get a girl to stop vomiting when she looks at me

>>583965429
how do you message chicks? I can talk irl and shit. I just suck ass at messaging. tips techniques?

>>583965429
>alpha male
>want's to help betas

we have a beta in disguise

>>583969712
She's underage bro. If you really want to, just fuck her a bunch of times and be done with. You're going into basic training, you won't give a shit once you leave. But I really reccomend not to get into this at all.

>>583969893
Explain it to me.

>>583970009
Fuck the shit out of her.

>>583970016
Girls are attracted to power. So act like a man and you should fuck them with no problem. Sorry if I'm being blunt.

>>583970045
Try to meet girls through your "fair amount of friends".

23 year old guy who just recently lost his virginity, reporting in.

Basically, I want to start picking up women. Problem is, I don't really have any friends, and so feel awkward at the thought of going to niteclubs by myself.

What's my best option? Open to the thought of dating sites. I live in Ireland, if that makes any difference.

>>583970705
please >>583968528

>>583970116
>coffee shop?
I guess?
>>583970248
>Your house
Sup, grandma? How u doin?
>the park
I guess
>ice cream shop
>maybe?
>restaurant
THAT IS A WONDERFUL MEAL YOU ARE HAVING LET ME SIT DOWN WITH YOU
>movie
THIS IS A WONDERFUL MOVIE WE ARE WATCHING LET ME SIT DOWN NEXT TO YOU

I guess this isn't the answer I want. I mean I can't tell what these people's interests are in these kind of social settings (movies maybe but who the fuck talks through a movie to a stranger?).

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>>583970116
dude your replies are really good. literally saved a couple of responses for future ref.

kudos.

>>583965429
I can't help but feel that all girls that I meet are all shallow, dull, idiotic and completely banal. Whatever the looks, whatever the ideas, whatever the expressions, I feel completely bored with everything they say.

Here's an example: I get with a girl, we're at a bar or wherever, I feel sexually attracted to her, and I wanna get to know her better; the moment she opens her mouth, it all ends for me, and I wanna get out of there.

I've tried handling it. I've tried not paying attention to the feeling. But it just doesn't work for me.

Anything on that?

>>583971068
I'm not OP, but maybe you should find a girl with similiar interests; i.e., you like archery? pick up at an archery club.

>>583965429
I'll bite.

How do i as an unattractive male go about having a one night stand with the next girl i see?

>>583969638
>>583968945
underage, not helping


In norway, legal age is 16. so yeah, its legal

>>583970705
doing it constantly, she often cramps up saying it feels so good etc, but i really dont give a fuck about that.

>>583970705
I guess it's hard to explain. I'm just not a douche. I hate guys like that. They treat women like shit.

>>583971068
>and I wanna get out of there
Ask her if she wants to get out of there.

>>583965429
alpha male? bullshit. you wouldn't be on /b/ if you were.

>>583965429
sup OP, been dating this girl for over a year and a half, thinking about breaking up. cant tell if its her or im just depressed. cheated on her twice in the past 2 months. wat do?

>>583970705
>>583970016

Well that's exactly what I did on sunday bro, that is how I got to where I am right now. what do from here :P

I just have two random chicks on my facebook now... Do I forget about them until they message me, or do I go ahead myself?

alpha male here, just usurped OP by beating the shit out of him, ask me anything.

>>583970286
Only if you want to.

>>583970323
Nope. Only talk to her again if you can began a relationship / or get a fuckbuddy.

>>583970445
Be in complete control of these girls. Make all the decicsions basically. Remember to be charismatic.

>>583970453
Don't be a faggot, silly anon.

>>583970484
Read earlier posts.

>>583968528
Why the fuck did you do that , anon? You only have yourself to blame. Just wait for the whole thing to blow over. And DO NOT do that again.

>>583971068
I can actually relate. Just ignore the feeling the best you can. Or you can change your beliefs about girls.

>>583971061
Where are your connections faggot; you don't have any friends to go through, no coworkers, no family? You obviously can't just walk up to people and ask them out at places you'd take a date. You have to go to some sort of social setting where people are looking to meet new people I.E. parties, clubs, bars, etc.

wow this thread is absolutely pathetic. Bunch of whiny nerds talking to a whiny nerd pretending he isn't one.

>>583971243
See this is the kind of thing I'd like, but there's no proper clubs to meet girls for my interests. I meet every Saturday to play card games like MtG and stuff, but there's hardly any new people joining up. Is there a club for Tokusatsu or anime viewing? No. And if /a/ has taught me anything, those kind of environments attract the worst people.

Also, there's like one group of people who get together for Magic at a coffee shop but they're all really casual and every girl there is already paired up with a guy. Not to mention there are people there I really don't care to hang around with.

>>583965429
I need some advice.
Why are you such a fucking beta?

>>583971068
>I get with a girl, we're at a bar or wherever
Wait wat. You already met her, and *then* you go take her to a bar? On what, a date?

I don't think I've ever taken a chick anywhere other than my place unless I was already fucking her for a while.

Oh boy, here we lurk.

>>583970705
underage, but not with state statures, due to the wonderfull romeo and juliet laws.

im still not sure i should get into it though.

>>583971867
>I.E. parties, clubs, bars, etc
Here's another problem. I don't drink alcohol. I have some serious issues with the stuff. Those places usually don't work well for me. I've tried hanging out at bars and not drinking. It's terrible.

>>583971774
if a girl with no leverage is playing hard to get what would you recommend

like she's not very popular or super hot (i still wanna fuck her really bad) but she's very obviously trying to play hard to get

>>583971068
>all girls that I meet are all shallow, dull, idiotic and completely banal
Also contempt radiates like the stench of a rotting carcass. You'll need to get over yourself before you lose that though. Until then you'll be caught between being desperate for attention and scoffing at anyone who gives it, and even these girls who try to engage you and only get no-responses from a moody arrogant jackass eventually give up.

>>583965429
After initially approaching strange women and starting a conversation, how do you communicate intent without saying "i want to fuck you"

>>583971774
But should I get in to these deep conversations with her that she seems to make out of everything, or should I go with my usual, slightly arogant approach and be like, you, me, drinks on Friday.

>>583971867
Oh and connections are like really bad as far as getting me to meet women. They're all getting Filipino mail order brides. Fuck that. I'm still like 23.

All you fucks are stupid. You don't need fucking advice to meet women or better your relationships. Actually here's the only advice you need; stop being a fucking pussy and be fucking rational.

>>583965429
Help me OP. I need some guidance. How can I be badass? Here's my situation. Yesterday, I was outside feeding my cats. I've got many cats mind you. Over 37. They road my yard and protect me. Anyway, whilst feeding my citizens, a truck of jocks drove by and threw sparklers at me. You should have seen them. Yelling. Taunting. Their muscles glistening in the sunshine. Their chiseled faces shouting threats at me. The sparklers must have scared the cats because they started peeing everywhere and they covered me in pee. I went inside and cried. I stared into the mirror and cried. Then I took my moms underwear out of the closet and put it on. I danced in it and cried. I was still covered in pee. I pee danced in my mothers underwear OP. Can you imagine? I need your guidance. How can I be like the sparkler jocks? Help me.

>>583972350
>arrogant jackass
Though of course it's a cover for the tattered remains of your self-esteem. These girls are trying hard to be friendly and you're just throwing anger and self-pity in their faces for it. Until you get past this you'll never be able to empathize with them and understand you're not the only one who endures shit though.

>>583967071
Stop being gay.
women love to chat up gay guys.
So if you're a faggot. Just knock it off

>>583972529
I can't speak for the other people here, but for me personally:

i'm not asking questions of OP because I think he's some super alpha with all the answers

I would never go to a seminar on game
charisma
etc

it's just nice to see other peoples point of view and how they do things, because they may have a better way to do things than you could ever think yourself

How do you start talking to a girl you've never talked to before OP?
Sounds stupid but I saw this girl whilst me and a few friends went out for a drink, then randomly found her on FB a month or two afterwards, she accepted my friend request but I never spoke to her, it's been like this for like a year now and I still can't talk to her...
What do you even say to girl you've never fucking spoke to? I wouldn't mind fucking her but she seems legit gf material.
inb4 "jus be urself"

>>583971243
Yeah, I thought that could be the case. I even thought that I might be on some sort of a mood downhill or something. Most of the time I've got problems even remembering what the topic was about. It's just a complete blackout. And it never happens with my buds, nor with my family. It's just the people I want to put my dick in.

I am extremely easy to talk to, and I've literally never had any problems in terms of maintaining a conversation, going from topic to topic, or whatever. It's just this one fucking thing, and I got no clue what the fuck is going on.

>>583971545
Ha, that's funny, Anon. Good one.

>>583971774
Well, no. I mean, I am not being prejudicial against women. I didn't even realize I sounded like that. I never meant to imply that females are dumber than males or something.

It's just the way I feel when I am talking to girls. The problem is clearly within me, 'cause even if we assume that the girls were actually uninteresting, there's no fucking way a person without an issue of some sort would feel like this about them.

I just got no idea what the fuck is happening.

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Another alpha here. Here's some advice I've compiled for you through my various threads. Enjoy.

This answers most of the questions you all have.

consider myself pretty alpha, but guess not i'm on /b/. I don't struggle sleeping with girls or being friends with girls i just don't have a fucking clue how to go from this to a girlfriend?

>>583972350
Nah, man. I am recognizing that I bear the issue, not them. Thanks for the advice, though. Now that you've said it, I'll keep it on double-check.

Cheers.

>>583973473
bruh.

>>583969712
>>583972194


still don't know what to do, i do really like her. but i feel that no matter the relationship theyll all suck since im leaving in 7 months

>>583969627
AA meetings

>>583972110
It was just an example of how I feel and what's going on. Don't dwell on it too much.

Have you ever had the problem I described, though?

I got a bisexual girlfriend,her best friend is 10/10 bisexual girl with a 10/10 bisexual girlfriend.
So how can i make a foursome happen?
We're all into drugs,alcohol and bsdm
inb4 underage faggot we're all over the 20

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Still waiting for some snapchatting general tips

>>583973950
AA meetings are had by people who are like twice my age.

Also I imagine it's kind of rude to hit on someone when they're emotionally vulnerable. But maybe that's just what being Alpha means!!!

>>583974247
ayy me too

seems like OP might've left though

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>>583974150
Drugs will make that happen easily. Just got your girl interested in the idea. She can convince her girlfriend to play with you two and her girlfriend will convince her girlfriend to play with you all.

But your goal is to make them all worship your cock. Don't get stuck in the corner fapping to them all eating each other out.

>>583974065
Don't take your dates to bars.
Like I'm fucking serious, don't ever do that shit. Nothing good comes of it.

If you have to take her somewhere, go to a coffeeshop or something, or a cafe or a park or whatever.
Anyplace that offers a little more privacy so you can actually focus and hear eachother, the place doesn't reek of bleach and vomit, and there isn't a legion of drunk insecure asshats thinking that if they just interject and start being rude and wasted enough they'll whisk her away or something.

>>583974273
To be Alpha you have to be a cunt

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>>583974532
Don't worry. I'm here. And op never really backed up his claims or contributed much. He seems to be pretend. I have this >>583973473

I'll take it from here. Ask away.

>>583974913
bruh>>583973949

>>583974247
>>583974532

1. how good looking are you?

2. what's the first point of interaction between you and the grills we're talking about?

3. do you want to legit fuck them or just pictures?

>>583974905
Nah, then you're just a cunt.
If you're really in it for the poontang all this is gonna land you is broken chicks with violent disorders.

>>583974913
if you are really that OP, which I think you are, you've proven you have very solid answers so:

general snap chatting and texting tips also refer to my >>583972347

>>583974913
tl;dr is there anything about that snapchat thing?

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>>583975201
Agreed. Read my section on being an asshole. It's a common misconception

>>583975135
1. decently good looking, like a 6 or 7, certainly not below that, but only a few girls I've met think I'm above 7

2. Go to school with them

3. Both because I'm around them enough, not just someone I met at a bar/club

>>583974849

>Don't take your dates to bars. Like I'm fucking serious, don't ever do that shit. Nothing good comes of it.

bullshit. you must life in some shithole. A nice bar that isn't too loud and has good seating options is a excellent place for a date.

>>583968137
>older women
>inb4 mom and moms friends

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Does this chick look like a slut to you Mr. Alpha male?

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>>583975314
Yeah, it's great fap material for girls you're already friends with. 3rd party apps save that shit to your phone. But I wouldn't use it as a dating service.

>>583965429

I've been dating this girl for a few weeks now, and it's going fantastic. I'm in no rush to push sex on her, but I want to get to the point where she and I are official. We're both in college, live 5 mins from each other, and are starting winter break if that helps.

I'm a 7/10 at best, and she's an easy 8-8/5.

>>583975201
Girls love two things, guys who are cunts and changing guys who are cunts. If you are not really a cunt but playing one to shag girls letting her 'change' you is easy.

>>583975562
Sure you do that. Meanwhile I'll be taking mine to my place to show off my mad serving skills and fuck all night instead of sitting on a barstool.

>>583975820
offical wit wat

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>>583965429
So long story short:

>been dating with my GF for about 5 months
>recently she had been acting like has no interest in me
>ask her whats going on
>she say she love me but she dont feel completely sure if she wants to continue in a relationship
>her reasons are that we are very different, and we have different ways of thinking (which i dont see a problem with that)
>i ask her if she wants to break up with me, she respond: i dont know
At this point dont know what to do, i haven't talk to her since past Tuesday. I'm not sure if just let the time pass and expect something or just go to her house and tell her that i will end the relationship is she dont decide what she really feel for me.
Sorry for bad english.

>>583975834
>Girls
>Domestic abuse candidates
FTFY

>>583965429

I'm decently good looking, but I'm boring as fuck. how do I not be boring as fuck?

>>583965429
all right alpha male there's a really gorgeous girl I want to keep talking to over break and into next semester (i'm taking a semester off)
BUT she is waaay out of my league like probably most gorgeous girl I've ever met. Anyway I'm acquainted with her now, but I want to be friends with her seeing as we are both in same nursing program.

How can I ask her if she wants to spend time together, but make it clear I don't have intentions of dating?

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>>583975031
Pic related >>583973473
Your answers are in there.

>>583975834

Quit thinking 'cunt' or 'asshole'. You're thinking about it wrong. There's more going on there. From your beta perspective they may seem like assholes, especially when you listen to girls incorrectly call them assholes. Please read that section.

>>583975734
my question was never answered, so how do you make it clear to a girl that you approached her with intent to fuck? Give specifics, i already know shit like "be assertive" "let her know what you want"

>>583965429
I need help. Here is my situation:

I'm 6'2, somewhat skinny, and timid with people. Also a kiss less virgin, but I want to change that.

In 2 weeks the family and I are heading out to Mexico for vacation and partying. The town we are staying at has low population. I want to get laid while I am on vacation or at least get some form of action (I have 2 weeks to make that happen).

I'm not fluent in Spanish or know how to start a conversation with a girl, but I can maintain a conversation. Don't know anybody in the town, but our family name is of significance there.

Help me out /b/

>>583976195
>how do I not be boring as fuck?

alcohol

>>583975734
shiet. Cause im about to start snapping with a girl i havent met yet ( friend of a friend ) that lives, well, a bit far away so i want to do a 'recon' before i actually date here. Does it have any sense? And what should i write in these snaps?

>>583975486

okay so that's a good situation to start with anon.

one of the most important things you have to achieve is displaying social value. Do you know how guys often get suddenly approached more often by girls when they have a girlfriend? Yeah, this gf just added social value to your faggot ass. but this can also mean friends or personal achievements. It's a psychological thing that most grills like men who create stuff or are in charge of stuff. be creative with that and come up with something to get the illusion going if you are not that type

the key to begin with anything regarding texting is to start it slow. normal conversations. basically just show interest about what she thinks and does.

once that is set, you can get a little bit of humor in it and steer the conversation into a sexual direction.

to get winrar, it's extremely important to not appear needy! You have to convince them that they actually want to send you nudes or whatever to prove a point they made or to prove you wrong.

Though fuck nudes, they can't suck your dick. you want to get laid right?

>>583976137
Maybe this is why I struggle with relationships, did i just admit i might be wrong on the internet, shit.

>>583976195
Not OP, but here's a suggestion: if you don't go out much, start doing it; if you don't read the newspaper, start doing it; if you are not a good listener, start learning how to be; if you don't have a hobby, find one and be passionate about it.

I bet my balls you'll see improvement right away.

>>583965429
My situation: I've met this girl at university. She is incredibly cute. We are doing a lot of things together and have fun. So my question is: Why is OP such a fag?

>>583975997
which I never said is a bad thing to do. Bringing them home should always be first priority.

your previous point is just bullshit and again, barstools, wtf anon? I think we're not taking about the same level of fucking bar...

>>583965429

How do I get a jealous type girl that wants monogamy to open her mind and let me see other girls and not be mad at me?

>>583969869
I had 9 yr older gf, she was hearing and seeing with her ex, when I told her if its over its over, she was just pretending, its nothing nothing.
She made me believe she was loyal, she doesn't like dirty stuff.
Then in end she cheated me, she watched porn, she fucked with random guyz

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>>583976463
Why do you want to make it clear you want to fuck her? Just get yourself in the position to fuck her and then do it.

You're assuming an incorrect solution. Let me put it in terms you may understand. You're an IT help desk specialist and someone calls you telling you they need to remove malware cause their computer is acting slow rather than just providing you the symptoms and letting you conclude whether it's malware or not. That's pretty much what you're doing to me here.

>>583976426
bruh. what is my answer then. it aint in there.or if it is i didnt see it.

>>583965429
would it be messed up to date a girl for a week then breakup cause you notice you dont really like her then go for her best friend whos way more attractive days later. her friend is so flirtatious with me and we both admitted to liking eachother at one point. the girl i dated also thinks its her best friends fault for me "breaking up" with her so shes kinda mad already.

I am more of an alpha also, but I am young and inexperienced with women. There is this girl Ive had a crush on, and we are relatively close friends. We talk about attractions to people a lot, but I have not revealed my feelings toward her. What should I do?

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>>583966182
When I hold my finger over a photo with my iPhone I can then search google. Pretty crazy world we live in.

>>583977182
I want to make it clear because girls usually assume that im just being friendly. I guess its my demeanor or something. When I talk to them it isnt clear that i am interested in them.

>>583965429

You spelled grills wrong OP.

>>583977884
So openly hit on them.

>>583967071
>being me
> very attractive 10/10 white male with large denominations of currency

I would also like the answer to this question

>>583977449

how far did this "dating" go? "I love you" and shit?

But no, a week doesn't really mean much so go for that other friend but be aware that you might have misinterpreted her signals and you end up in the shitter

>>583966034

Seriously underrated post.

>>583977449
>date a girl
>her friend is so flirtatious with me
She's testing you. You're walking into an ambush.

>>583976608
good advice
thanks
although Im pretty well off socially these points are definitely helpful

>>583976543
Not knowing the language is your ice-breaker, just tell em you are trying to learn and get better at it. Then have a normal convo and try some spanish. If they're interested they'll gladly help you along, and try to tell them they are beautiful in spanish but fail so they have to fix it for you. Do that like idk after a half hour convo, and if they respond well... then you're in.

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>>583976601
Stop what you're doing.

>>583976820
My section on "where to meet girls" covers this well. >>583973473

>>583977023
Don't.

>>583977248
Clarify your question for me please.

>>583977449
Not op, but who cares if it's messed up or not. Quit being beta and thinking about others' feelings. Do what's best for you. Be selfish and do what you want to do. Start thinking about yourself more.

>>583977521
>I am more of an alpha also
> inexperienced with women

Pick one.

You don't need to "reveal your feelings to her". That's a beta mindset. Just get her in the position to do what you want with her. She'll get the hint you like her just a little when your dick's in her mouth.

>>583977884
Sometimes you're wrong about them thinking you're not interested. They might not be interested in you. But you could be right about that too. I don't know you. But assuming you're correct, get to the point of unprofessionalism with them that I mentioned.

>>583966627
HEaven Knows what's up.
>luv yu!

>>583978035
I guess i was overthinking it then

>>583978525

you're welcome bro. and as a general heads up, texting is only a very small part of the game. you wont crack a nut only through that shit if the offline side doesn't cut it.
use it to tease eachother and organize meetups as it's easier to agree to something via text.

if you want to fuck them, it's all about what you do when you're looking in eachothers eyes.

want any more advice?

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>>583978438
Possible, but not definite. Girls really do set guys up to see if they're faithful. Mostly conspire with friends you don't know about though. Then there are girls that envy their friends and get off on flirting with their boyfriend. There's also the type that are just flirtatious by nature and you shouldn't think too much into it. That's why you should always just do what you want anyway.

>>583972771

What if I am in fact not a homosexual?

>>583976208
tl:dr

How can I try to spend time with a grill outside of uni, making it clear I have no intentions of dating

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>>583966034

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>>583965429
>Alpha male

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hey OP, me and grill from work had a falling out over something, and she hasn't talked to me in 4 weeks (including blocking me off facebook), as well as avoiding me her best whenever possible, and ignoring me completely when she has to see me

last night she asked someone to give something to me, and when that person did, they said "these are a present from anon", i asked her if those were her words or the words of the girl who i had the falling out with, and to my surprise she said the words of the other girl.

this is the most contact i've had with her in 4 weeks, the first time she's even acknowledged me, other than to send someone to say "we can't do this thing that we're supposed to do for you due to *bullshit reason*" when in reality she's just avoiding me that hard

i had to go give her the keys at the end of the night, and she didn't say anything to me then, so i didn't press the issue


is she just trying to fuck with my head, or should i be taking that as permission to go and say hi and see what happens?

>have hot gf
>dont see her
>cant wait to fuck her
>start fucking
>"oh yah"
>becomes routine

boring

a situation I got myself into

I added this girl I was into on snap chat, she added me back, we snapped back and forth one night and not anymore - we were on perfectly normal terms but neither of us knew each other all too well

btw we go to school together, she is a new exchange student this year

one of my friends wanted to meet her, so I took him to a school sports event where she would probably be, she wasn't there, who cares, went home and got drunk with my friends

I snapped her "why weren't you at the game?" while drunk

it doesn't seem that bad but idk seems creepy as fuck to me, what do?

>>583978162
not even further than a pop kiss cause things just didnt feel right
>>583978438
doubt she's testing me or i got incorrect signals, i'm way smarter than both of them
>>583978704
god point it's just she's really nice and i don't wanna hurt her cause i dont wanna douche every girl i date, already douched the last one

>>583979190

if you have no intentions of dating, meet them with other friends. does one of your friends play sports? then take a few others and the grills to the match and cheer together. the dude playing the game will be her attention focus but you can still interact with her

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>>583971468
>fips tedora

Also I wish google would make up their fucking mind

>>583979025
yea, how do I deal with her playing hard to get even when she has no leverage in the situation to begin with?

Server at Applebee's I've had a thing for since my divorce. When I'm in there, she'll come up and talk to me, ignoring her section for up to 10 minutes. Really want to ask her to get together, but I only see her when she's at work, and I don't want to be on of the 10 assholes a night hitting on her. Wut do?

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>>583979496
>good point but I'm still going to disregard it and be all in my emotions like a beta bitch.

...

I'm just trying to set you up for success man.

>>583966034
holy shit topkek

>>583979496

>not even further than a pop kiss cause things just didnt feel right

if you pay close attention to how dependent of you the ugly grill is and how close she is actually friends with the hot one, you're in the clear.

meanwhile friendzone the shit out of the ugly one to not loose too many sympathy points

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>>583965429
How to I get back with my old girlfriend? I've esentailly ruined any chances of getting back together with her by following the steps of How-Not-To-Get-Her-Back 101 by essentially constantly harassing her about getting back together, then getting frustrated and being mean to her. She's already fucked 2-3 guys since me and has a very active social life now and is pretty much a groupie for some band. I'm not talented at all, I just made her laugh.

What do?

>>583978615
Great, what else do I have to work with if they don't play that card well? Latinas do like foreigners.

>>583968373
this page doesn't open

Your opinion on the 3 second rule

>>583965429
i have a small penis. what do?

>>583979680

so the root of the problem is that she is insecure but doesn't want to admit and thus play the role of a girl that's hard to get.

that's what you have to keep in mind.

the next thing you have to keep in mind is that she is not the one. there are literally thousands of other prettier girls out there you simply haven't met yet.

So how do you approach that situation? Pretty simple, basically all you can do is do the same and play hard to get as well. that doesn't mean you should stop making "clear" (clear in this case not being absolutely clear of your feelings towards her) that you want her but make it sparse! dont talk to her all day and show some mild interest in other girls.

Two things will happen now. She will either crack down on your ass or it will die out. Option A. you get pussy. Option B, you search for a different pussy.

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why do girls hate me?

e_e i just dont understand why people wanna get back with there old gfs so bad i mean the relationship went to shit already i can understand wanting to hit it again just not wanting to edure another shitty relationship with a slut makes no damn sense fucking millions of others out there.

>>583980860
ayyy its ted bundy!

>>583980860
i just threw up

>>583980807
well put, thanks

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>>583979748
So if she likes you, you won't be grouped into one of the countless guys she might complain about.

A guy a girl's not interested in could come up and say something and have a negative result. A guy a girl's interested in could come up and say the same exact thing and have a completely positive result.

I've been there and have seen it in action.

One day my brother and I were outside a bar and I was observing a hilarious succession of men trying to pick a surprisingly popular girl up. I say surprising because I didn't see it, but guys were honing in on her and nobody else. I saw them walk up to her and say nasty things to her as she was sitting and she told them off like a bitch. They were young and not lookers. Then, some bigger, fit guy approaches and says the same things, and all her self-respect went out the window in an instant.

This is why guys get confused when girls say they want something when they really don't and vice versa. Judge by actions more, not words.

>>583979516
>other friends

Why can't I control all these feels ;_;

Joking aside, I was planning on asking her if she wanted to get lunch at college bar after our last final, but I don't want to her suspect I'm asking her out and have her reject me on this basis.

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>>583981372
My wording sucked in that. It's hard to be a basement dweller giving advice on /b/ when my phone goes off every 5 seconds.

>>583976127
Who ever can help me i'll really appreciate it. Im just looking for an advice, please :C

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I'm 20, handsome, fit.

I've made out with 50+ girls, groped, made out with more than one at once, been literally worshipped by one and all the way up to 6 girls at once (For example on the dancefloor, and girls start groping my entire body, even licking me, making out etc), oh and yeah, I'm a virgin.

I've done basically everything, except actual sex.
It's either I find some reason not to fuck a girl, which are actually valid reasons like she's not hot enough to give my virginity to (Yeah I'd like to have my first fuck to be with a girl that's at least a 7/10, call me a faggot if you want) don't stick your dick in crazy etc.
And when I do decide she's hot enough, somehow I just can't seal the deal, it usually leads to shit like "I'm not that kind of girl" or some shit like that, implying I need to take them out on a date or some shit first and guess what, FUCK THAT.

>>583981372
Actually pretty sound advice anon. Worst that happens is she says no I guess. Thanks

>>583981649

well that's usually a pretty normal thing to do and if you word it correctly it really wont seem like a date. make sure to tell her you wwont have much time to eat since you have this other XX important thing to do to make it seem like it's really not that big of a deal and that you have "more important stuff than her"

though again you would have definite bonus points for bringing friends.

anything solo might be a bit irritating to start with.

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>>583981796
Move along. She discovered you're not shit. She also probably discovered some cock that is. Get your shit together and meet new women. Become shit. This is a learning experience.

I'm telling you right now you're not shit. It might hurt, but don't get mad at me. Fix it.

>>583981796
Honest opinion m8: she found somebody else that she likes more. I guarantee it 99%. There is a significant chance that she is already having a sexual relationship with him.
Move on anon, nothing of value will be lost.

>>583965429
How to get nudes from my best friend

Im not even looking for a relationship because i fucked up and tried to date her best friend before

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>>583967475
>3 months and you haven't fucked yet?

I had sex with my girl 8 months into the relationship. We've been almost 7 years together now and I love her. She loves me too and keeps telling me how she admires me and how I am special. Also, I lost my virginity to her at age 20 after refusing many easy skanks on the way.

You're not an alpha, you're just an ordinary manwhore with no emotional future. I pity you and all of those who are like you.

>>583982031
naw, you just have no game. sorry

in a big city like where I am, you ask girls for numbers, set up a night date, ask them to go out about a week ahead of time, if they say yes then remind them a few days before, meet them at the indicated location, act like a normal human being, walk out of resturant, grab a cab, say we are going back to my place to chill, put on some music, fuck.

It works 80% of the time once they agree to a date. most people are just to beta to ask a girl out straight up online or in person.

>>583982031

if you can't find a +7/10 to fuck, you are not

>20, handsome, fit or any of that other bullshit

the last lines suggest the same.... stop lying to yourself. actions speak way fucking louder than words out of your faggot mouth...

Though take my advice, you are not "giving" your virginity. it's not something sacred. Yeah, you probably will remember the first girl you had for some time but that's all there is to it. Just get a girl that's decent and fuck her. get some experience, fuck the brains out of one girl with a friendship circle you know and you might land more girls in that circle.

> Found a nice girl 2 Months ago. (7/10)
> Talk to her every day for hours and flirt
> She met her bf one week before we met
> She said if I had been one week faster we would fuck
> He´s superior to me

Wat do?

>>583965429
why do you like bitches that are like 5'3" and look like they're 14?

>>583983007

>>583982802

Thanks for the advice.

But what should i just do now? just keep without talking to her or speak to her personally and end with all this shit. That is my main concern

>>583983126
yuuup.

it's really not that hard bro. just get in contact with girls in other places than "the dancefloor" and meet up.

and get your own flat. makes shit waaay easier.

>>583965429
how do i fuck a mormon girl op?

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>>583965429
Beta Male here. Theres this cute girl in my AP calc class who has a boyfriend. I want to fuck her, where do I start?

>pic revelant

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>>583983398
Move along. >>583973473

The relevant section here starts with
>Don't put up with shit.

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Not sure if real, but maybe you'll have an answer as no one else has.

My neighbor is recently broke up with her LTR. By recently, I mean like 4 months so it's been long enough.

She talks to me, and seems to go out of her way to hold onto a convo. But she has only visited once, as I have visited her house numerous times. She had a daughter, so it's not like I can try anything when over there.

So how can I tell if she is into me, or just wanting to be a good neighbor?

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>>583983921
have you talked in person much?

do you have her number?

do you have any projects together?

for how long has she been with bf?

>though let me tell you, your chances are low

>>583969712
Basic training AND college? Pick one bro. Can't have both.

Also, if you are indeed going into the military, you have to forget about her. Military is VERY strict against underage relationships. So your only time is now. You can fuck her, don't get her prego, and leave it. Because you can NEVER look back until she is 18, and trust me, she will find a guy by then(I know cause this was me when I was 18 and joined).

>>583984085
inviting her to your place is the key to the kingdome bro

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>>583983921
Read all of >>583973473
Sets your sights small and level your way up with XP. You're essentially wanting a mansion and you haven't taken the steps to obtain a starter home yet. Also, the first step is to get fit. It says so in that image.

>>583983542
>and get your own flat
Actually now when I think about it, that with the combination of me not having a car (I will get a good one very soon though) has been a huge hindrance.

>>583984332
Okay, here we go:

Somewhat? Make a sly comment almost daily, talk to her at least once between our back to back classes.

I don't beleive so, perhaps I can work something out in our spanish.

like a month or some shit. He's a a year or two younger, probably beta.

>>583965429
How do I start conversation?
Inb4"Hi, I'm So&so. Nice to meet you."

>>583984567

lol you are such a desillusional faggot.

there isn't some "ultimate formula" to getting girls. it's verey much down to the individuals you are a shameful faggot

I want to fuck a friend, dont know if she is onto me we have a good relationship and im not socially retarded nor fat.

>>583984538
I have, but like I said, she only came once, and she had her kid, and my roommate was here. He totally thinks she came over for him, and might be true as she never visited until he moved in.

Her kid likes me, and I randomly buy toys for her.

>>583983921
She has a boyfriend. You don't. Go after someone else. Faggot.

>>583983530
Breaking up is a hard thing to do, even when u want to that urself. She is doing what women do, they tell things without actually saying it. In her mind i guess she has made clear that she wants to break up to you. She is waiting for you to get the message. Be cool about it, i promise it wont matter to you in no time. She just wants you to make the move, to break up with her, cause she is too passive agressive to do it herself. Be a man. Tell her what she is waiting to hear, break up with her. The reasons she gave u on why she is thinking of breakig up are pure BS. Just straight up tell her "we need to talk" and make her understand that she can sincere with you and tell you the truth. Then pick up your manhood and leave.

just moved from south america to canada.
My friends say that girls are flirting with me all time the but I dont seem to notice it. How the fuck do girls flirt up here!?

I have a good question
how do I meet girls?

I'm not sure this is worth asking though
I'm 22 and only one girl has ever liked me.. she's 6 years younger than me and I've never met her.. and she's now scared of me (not my fault)

>>583984602
absolutely bro! the flat is a huge one! you basically get a free fucking schedule. A car is a big plus as well but keep in mind that you might want to get drunk together first so you'll have to use cabs as well

>>583984748
e_e seems fairly simple, hey hows it going usually breaks down to good how are you then you just banter on

>>583982270

>normal
>/b/

The way I met her was autistic /af/ I said hey sorry to bother you, but don't you work at (uni gym)" and I said I didn't know anyone in class(first day)

thank you though kind stranger I will try to ask to spend time with her in a nonautistic way

>>583985120
Usually they laugh really loud at anything you do, ask u tons of questions, the usual. No perreo here sorry buddy

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>>583984748
This was answered in this image >>583973473

Near the bottom labeled 2.

>>583984851
It's not a formula. There're no tricks or gimmicks. There're things not to do and things to do that have high probability of success. It's advice and there are exceptions. Each scenario is unique and should be handled accordingly. I've had a ton of success after learning these things.

>>583984923
Nah man, I'll hunt who I please.

>>583984912

buying gifts for that kid is dangerous. you want to remove your association there if you want to fuck her.

but you want to know if she is into you right?

invite her with the clear premise that it's just you two and see how that turns out

>>583965429
should I steer clear of depressed girls?

>>583985453
Anything you SAY***
Lol

>>583985384

what's autistic about that? that sounds like a legit convo starter bro. That's how people meet when they get into uni!

I'm 21 and a virgin. Somewhat socially awkward. I'm so deep into the friendzone with this girl I've known since I was 9 years old. It's at that point where I'm her gay best friend, I need to drain my balls with this girl but I'm so fucking beta that I jerk off to the thought of fucking her.

Alphaanon, how do you get girls?

>>583986446
keep her as a friend, leave a good impression and look through her friends for fucking material.

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>>583980860
even hateful faggots don't want to waste their time to insult you ahahah. How does it feel?
Cut your hair and stop looking like a robot. She will not ask you to write down a captcha

>>583986446
you're me.. except the friends with a girl part and I haven't been 21 since 2 days ago

>I'm so fucking beta that I jerk off to the thought of fucking her.
I do this with girls that haven't spoken to me in years...

>>583983921
bamp

>>583965429
I currently have 3 girls waiting for me to respond to their incessant wetness.
But I don't care.

Did you know that it was way more difficult to become not-alpha than to become alpha?
I don't even want to be alpha, I am serious, I don't even want that attention.

Hi OP. I appreciate you taking your time like this.
Personally, I'm just not very in practice with going out of my way to talk to women I like the look of, or am interested in .

I'm 22 now, fairly good looking, definitely could lose some weight, but I don't think it would get in the way of a girl who's not just looking for models. I would say I've got a nice face, and built.
Frankly, how do I get out of this rut? I go to classes, go home, do work, browse, play vidya, jerk off, and sleep. I've got friends,
but none of them have tried to set me up with anyone, I'd say they're even worse than me.

This is something I've got to do myself.
So, any pointers?
Also I'm a kissless virgin.

>>583985453
holy shit you just opened my eyes... The question thing I never realized...

>>583987426
if you don't want attention you wouldn't have posted you faggot.

>ignoring is hella easy

>>583985883
to me it just seemed unusual to recognize a person working at uni gym and used that part of introduction.

But I am probably over-analyzing it! No big deal. I decided I'm just going to try to make small talk about finals, projects, etc when I see her working at the gym next times. and if it goes well I'll try something a bit more ambitious during the break (we live relatively nearb)

Thank you anon!

>>583987329
Help?

>>583987543

a more or less dead giveaway that actually works is paying attention to who they look at when someone cracks a joke and they laugh.

You unknowingly focus the person that's most sympathetic to you first.

touching while talking to you is a big one as well

>>583986446
Forget about her in any sexual way. Not gonna happen. On the plus side if this girl is truly ur friend you can ask her to introduce you girls for you to meet, preferably arrenge a scenario where you could meet said girls. Make a party with her and her female friends, meet them and try getting lucky.
Its important though to remember that being clean, shaved ( or a gloriously well kept manly beard), being somewhat fit, dressing with class and nice clothes is very important. This things are to you like the colorful feathers to a bird.
Also dont be a desperate retard. The key is to have fun, atract atention ( without being annoying ). Use your natural talents.

>>583987764
"I" don't get any attention here.
The words which I have written do.
I was asking OP a question because this is an isntance in which I want attention for that which I have written.

Looks like you are the faggot now.

On to ignoring your ID. Thanks for that tip. Fagboy.

>>583987959
already answered here bro

>>583984332

waiting on your part

>>583987452
Not OP but i myself was huge at one point this is just my personal experience i started working of at least doing something such as crunches hiking running an i ended up getting talked to by girls usually over fb without doing anything and after a few relationship weather they're awkward or shitty the attention you get builds confidence also there may be some times where you gotta man up and lay it on a bitch! Hookups and dating get better and better just gotta go for it

>>583985242
help?

>>583989021
what do you do? Study? Work? Hobbies? Friends?

>>583988974
I'm not fat, just could lose some weight. Just a little flabby

Last question.

Is a car essential for a relationship?

I'm working for my car but I'm not there yet.

>>583989306
Aww no man i feel ya just kinda gave ya my experience with kinda being shunned by girls working out gives you more energy and self confidence it just really helped me alot

>>583989252
none of the above?

okay

scenario

you see a girl on your campus who's really attractive
you have no classes with her
none of her friends are your friends
you have virtually no way of approaching her without looking like a tool
the only time you see her is in the food court every so often. She is often with friends.
what do you do?

>>583989979

it's not essential when you are in one but it definitely helps. it especially helps when you are looking for cumdumpsters. it removes a fairly relevant variable which is you being able to move from point A to point B independly and quickly. though do you live in a city or middle of nowhere?