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NZ thread part 2
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>>583863821
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why are IDs even back?
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>>583863902

That's the Australian flag...
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>>583863821
Dunedin here, whats fukn happening
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Reporting In.

Gonna go watch TxD soon
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>>583863902

>Australians have down syndrome

Pretty much. And so do you.
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>>583863902
You dumb fuck

That's the Aussie stars
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>>583863975
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blenheim
gonna start posting my dating convo for you guys to roll if you want
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>>583864114
Much better! Now fuck off!
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>>583863902
holy shit, youre the biggest fucking retard, jesus christ

kill yourself you fcuking faggot cunt
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NZ? more like NPee!
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Mt Roskill reporting in.
I've been playing Max Payne 3 the last few days, it's mindblowingly good, I haven't enjoyed a game so much in years
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I like sushi.

How about you?
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>>583863980
Looks like he just gave C3PO a blow job
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>>583864212
That'll do anon, that'll do

FUCK THESE FUCKING CAPTCHAS :(
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>>583864114
are you not embarrassed? fucking gtfo you dumb cunt
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Tronfag reporting in
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>>583864161
Nah, just post pictures of your sweet boipussy, bro.
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>>583864212
We pronounce is eN Zed.
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>>583864236
I like sushi too

>tfw Ramen for dinner
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jeezus, what a fucking idiot

holy fuckin shit

mother fucking bogans these days
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>>583864325
Go home Murray.
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>>583864367
>boipussy
BOIPUSSY
O
I
P
U
S
S
Y
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i present you: halo over kaikoura :)
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>>583864161
I said "go ahead mate" in the last thread, and didn't go ahead.

What gives mate? Everything ok at home?
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>>583864421
There's a place up here I go to and the lady is really nice.

>Hewo hur ur eww
>Yeah, I'm good, thanks. How about yourself?
>I aim god
>That's good.
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>>583864316
If you reply enough time's it just starts working when you tick the box. No need to type.
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>>583864575
>go ahead
like your an alcoholic father
>"dad can me and my mates play with your gun"
>"go ahead"
say with more spark
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I think as proud NZers who get their news mostly from elsewhere and pretend it's relevant, we should have an hours silence and a parade down queen street for Phil Hughes. RIP guy killed by another aussie cricketer, RIP.
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>>583864462
Ripping kids off buying lollies since ages ago
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>>583864682
That conversation never happened she speaks good England.

>for you
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>>583864562
beautiful :)
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God Save the Queen

God Save /pol/
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>tfw listening to Kara - Revolution
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>>583864562
I work at Dolphin encounter, we probably know each other.
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>>583864834
>God Save /pol/
Don't mock me.
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>>583864806
i just checked. the quality is awful. ill post a better one. :)
i love this one. lake wakatipu :)>>583864996
is too expensive lol. where r u now?
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>>583864114
Don't try unfuck that one retard

The damage is done
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>>583865071
looks like a shitty day in Qtown
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>Down down a clip round you fall in drops set a trap
2009 SOTY

>>583864712
Yeah but then when you used that enough times , the captcha comes back

>>583864682
Ooh sounds comfy

>>583864762
I never understand what you're trying to say
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>>583865071
At home, I live out Hapuku way.
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>>583864562
>>583865071

Hey German Femanon.
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>>583865294
go ahead
>doesnt really sound excited or like you really wanted me to
>also having trouble getting girls to message back
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Guess it's time for bed.
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Hello, boys!
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>>583865429
dunno where that is. im at the beach where the campfire is. :D
>>583865491
hey you. :)
>>583865219
it was. but still beautiful af.
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>>583865497

>Someone cared enough to listen to your story
>"You didn't say it with enough gusto!"

Fucking kek.

>>583865717

Sleeping in the car again tonight?
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I'm gonna go eat

I shall return
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>>583865664
gn
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>>583865762
yes thats right and isnt a story i can go make a thread on b and getting 500 people rolling with
>nigger
>tits or gtfo
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Fucking birds with arms!
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>>583865882

Then go and make a thread on b with 500 people rolling with
>nigger
>tits or gtfo


>Being this autistic.
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>2 people posting sports images
which one do i say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to tho?
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>>583865923
Ohhh yeaahhhhh
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>>583866037
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>>583865704
can u give me ur phonenumber? then we can meet up on the 20th. :)
>>583865762
ofc
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>>583865717
Beautiful af any season you visit
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>>583866046
It's not my Birthday! My pics are only Black Caps in teal. American sports is the other guy.
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>>583866006
calm down bro things not good at home
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>>583866142
I remember you, Köstliche Füße.
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>>583866142
>can u give me ur phonenumber? then we can meet up on the 20th. :)
This is scary, what will we do?
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>>583866121

Lol this one is great.

>>583866195

>Things not good at home
>It's not a story.

Pick one.
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>>583866317

Post your phone number on /b/ for everyone to see, obviously.
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>>583866147
true.
>>583866243
good for you. :D lol
>>583866317
we still wanted to go shopping. :) remember? i do.
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Fuck these new captchas
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>>583866431
nah i actually meant for him to post it on hushmail, just i cant reply.
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auckland here whats up fegs and sluts
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>>583865848
Night!
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>>583866331
u can tell us here bro were all /b/ros on b
>tell us why dad hits you
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>>583866121
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check out my soundcloud faggots

www.soundcloud.com/jackdthekleenexkid

also, anyone wanna give me a bj in dunedin?
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theres no "safely remove" option for my android phone, is this normal?
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>>583866474

see

>>583864712
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>>583866598
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>>583866431
111

>>583866453
>we still wanted to go shopping. :) remember? i do.
That's so gay
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Can't even post pics of Colin Craig cause the verification box covers the upload button.
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>>583866701
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>tfw can't bypass the new captcha
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>>583866453

>good for you

Yeah, that was the guy who was fantasizing about you and your sister lel.

>>583866596

>Things aren't good at home
>I don't have a story to tell
>Your father beats you and you should tell me your story because I won't tell you mine

Fuck. You really are autistic, aren't you?

>>583866769

>111

Kek I'm going to prank call you now!
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>>583866568
just get a throwaway snap, send photo with number that way

ie: freewindow

and fuck captcha
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>>583866842
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>>583866918
Are you not braaaaaak!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nAsWY2mpPf
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>>583866908

>I use a throwaway email

>You should use a throwaway snap

GG.
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>>583866769
topkek
>>583866876
yumm. :D bwah.
>>583866908
waddisa throwaway snap?
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Allowance and Loan apps before 16 December fags
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>>583866698
Not sure what box you mean. But with no alcohol im not sure I have the patience for this
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w8n for gardens slut
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>>583867021

I challenge you to listen to that vocaroo yourself.

>Bang pop pop pop creak snap "police" bang bang pop...
>Yeah, nah, not listening to this shit.

>>583867048

Throwaway snapchat account.
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>>583867220
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>>583866876
Yeah that was me. I should go fap soon.
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>>583866698

>posting cricket greats
>hasn't posted based Mccullum
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>>583867220
>>583867357
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>Lee Mack is witty as fuck
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>>583867437

And before any of you autistic fucks ask: No, this isn't me, look at the fucking timestamp.
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holy shit, just atched 1 man 1 jar
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the captcha never bothered me anyway~
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>>583867383

Took me that long so solve captcha and I forgot to attach image.

On a side note I posted nigger for the 2nd word in old captcha system, for last several years at least.
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>>583867524
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>>583867291
thanks. imma not do that.
>>5838675241
lol
why do i even know this video?
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>>583867514
i have my own enemy lol :D
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>>583867590
>On a side note I posted nigger
And to think Nelson Mandela used to look up to you.
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>tfw listening to Wonder Girls - The Wonder Years
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>>583867770
Wonderful.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SkMsRTWUrU

lol wtf, you guys have to watch this
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>>583867590

Pretty sure that still works. I'm still using my captcha cheat and ignoring the "other word". I imagine it's still sending data to Google Books, so "Nigger" like crazy.

>>583867647

>imma not do that

Lolwat? The only reason he suggested it was that you would make a throwaway snapchat, then gay nazi would send you a picture of a piece of paper with his phone number on it. I'm not suggesting it, just clarifying what he meant.
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>>583867850
i wanna love you~

love you
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>before posting have to click "I am not a robot"
>find it ironic on this site
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>>583867861
ah ok. thx z.btw i now know why u know mah voice. well, i have an idea.
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>>583868005

Enlighten me. :P
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>>583867953
now kiss :D
>>583868004
it says "ich bin kein roboter" for me :(
>>583868064
well as u have my fb u have the links to my nz vlog videos. lol
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>>583868004

Reading it as
>I am not a robot
instead of
>I'm not a robot

Reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNkI6IEsssc

Ty good sir, I forgot about that song for the longest time.
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>>583867861
You seem to be a complete fuckwit to everyone but that girl care to explain faggot
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>posting on /r9k/
>I am not a robot
damn...
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>>583867704

It would help if I explain the old captcha. One word is a challenge word. The other is unknown text. Google uses you as free labor to improve it's text recognition alithogram, but I typed nigger every time. There was a campaign on old /b/ about 3-4 years ago to do it.

These new ones are really fucking hard to see. 5 incorrect attempts then just 'doepr'.

Fuck this I'm going to bed.
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>>583867953
Let's bareback.

>>583868170
>ich bin kein roboter
Fuck I love it when you talk dirty to me.
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gonna make some ramyeon
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>>583868241
Yeah, that's what I mean, bro.

>lel

>Ty good sir, I forgot about that song for the longest time.
It didn't forget about you, though.

>>583868378
I know all that but doesn't change that Mandela looked up to you.

He a nig, though, so fuck him.

>don't you'll get aids
>and weird looks coz he a nigga
>and he dead
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>>583868170

Fuck. I've been found out.
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>>583863821
wanaka fag reporting in.

i need halp people
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>>583868408
du schlingel du! ;)
>>583868847
pfrt. knew it right from the start. :D lol
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>>583868232

I'm a complete fuckwit to everyone in general. I'm just slightly nicer to my friends.

Pro-tip: She's my friend.
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>I really want to live in The Shire
>smoking hobbit grown weed
>being a a merry hobbit
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>>583868951

Mmmhhhmmm. Sure ya did.
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>>583868967
>Pro-tip: She's my friend.
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>>583868896
>i need halp people
You need help with how to finish asking for help so we can help you help you?

>help you help you
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>>583868967
>Confirmed for faggot
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>>583869172

Hahahahahahahaha I don't get it.

>>583869320

>Is nice to female friend
>Confirmed faggot

>Pic related.
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>>583869456
>Hahahahahahahaha I don't get it.
Don't tease me, astroturf.
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Just sent off my application to vic uni, how fucked am i for unti tier workload?

These tick captcha omg so much better.
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>>583869456
>I'm a fuckwit to anyone
>omg omg a grills talking to me
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>>583869559

>Astroturf

What?

>>583869662

>I'm a fuckwit to everyone, including my friends.
>I'm just slightly nicer to my friends, because, y'know, they're my friends.

If you were even in the thread last night, you'd know I was being just as much of a fuckwit to her too. Lel.
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>>583869824
Reference to a Flight of the Conchords Bowie piss take.

>tfw noona is texting you
>d-does that mean I'm straight now?
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>>583867530
>>583867770
>>583867953
>>583868241
>>583868765
fuck off with this shit posts
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>>583869824
>bes fag to everyone else
>hopes to impress grills over the internet
>pathetic
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>>583869598
>Whatre you taking nezt year?
>Halls of residence?
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>2014 almost over
>still doing this retarded ass runaround shit
>nothing will ever happen
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>tfw god doesn't love you
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>>583869932
where to tho?
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Ha someone asked a student question. Study link fag here, go for it.
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not sure if captain now
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>>583869948

See pic >>583869456
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>>583869295
you confuse me
i need help
>got in a bit of 'trouble
>regarding woman
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>>583870159
>>583870081
to a chink thread
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>>583870291
>everyone in this thread is a fucking cunt
>cept the girl cept the girl
>i tip my fedora too you
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>>583870362
but they'll just tell me to go to a gook thread
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>>583870339
Tell us about it so we can help you.

I'm not a robot, I can't read your mind.

Jeez.
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>>583868765
Ha me too bro
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>>583870159

To weaboo.com, one of the largest social networking sites in the world, of course!

>>583870428

Awww, someone's butthurt. Did mummy not give you a bye bye kiss before school today? :(
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>>583869932
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>>583869978
I'm just going to catch the train from tawa to wellington, and get a bus to the uni. Saves money staying at home.

Programme
BEHONS - Bachelor of Engineering (Hons)

Major Software Engineering

Courses
COMP 102: Intro to Comp Prog Design COMP 103: Intro to Data Struct & Algthms ENGR 101: Engineering Technology ENGR 110: Engineering Modelling & Design ENGR 121: Eng Math Foundations ENGR 123: Eng Math with Logic and Stats PHIL 123: Critical Thinking PHYS 114: Physics 1A
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Lol wtf, i can hear someone moaning
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>>583864276
kek, underated post

Tauranga reporting in.
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>>583870589
Ooo shiiiite, nice bro
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>>583870446
then leave b
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>>583870516
>robot
>read minds
topkek

okay, so
I started seeing this girl 8/10 maybe, shes nice and all, but she has two kids, and has been fucked over several times, so feel quite bad
also seeing this 8.5/10 that is pretty nice
and i hooked up with a 30 yrold 9/10 on the weekend.
i just feel bad for fucking around with the girls, they are all nice and all
now, i can choose between the 8.5 or the mom, so halp
>need a gf
>help me pick and not be a asshole about it
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>>583870864
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>>583870589
Why not do a masters program? or are you going to switch?. Hons means shit, masters is another year but means more.
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>>583870707
Finding a elective course for trimester 2 was ridicoulsy hard.

At least the philosiphy couse should be intersting.
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>>583869662

>hot* girl
>I still wave them off after they tryna fuck around and skip
>skip people until you have to get a hot girl spokesperson
>talk to her
>she fake
>don't care bc I'm not tryna fuck
>just talk to who stays

>get dude spokesperson
> mildly entertained at you all trying to place my preferences as a fag
>Im not one so I just talk to who stays

I do it so yall fuckin hear me. We both know what's up. Goes both ways on there, I can screencap just as much.

Fucking clever reference too m8. Watch me quit again. Like you never could even once.

INDOMITABLE
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Chch here
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>>583870864
>this one guy who likes captchas and dislikes wonder girls, love, /r9k/, noodles, god
what's your story?
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>>583870938
The mom bro
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>>583871048
>What
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>>583870938
Which do you like most?

What are you looking for?

Which one do you get on better with?
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>>583870973
Cant be bothered. If anything you need to know people to get a job, with a decent degree. Imo anyway.

I'm thinking of going off to Asia and being an assistant language teacher for a year once im done.
Go see the world and all that.
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>>583871136
I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHINK LOVER PINHG PIONG MING PONG
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>>583870428
fuck you heaven you fucking cunt! gtfo!
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>BURNING LOVE SARUTO DE BURNING LOVE
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>>583871340
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>>583871340
Be nice anon. Did you forget to take your meds tonight?
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>>583871315
meeting people is so important. I reckon joining the right clubs and meeting the right people is often more important than getting that A+.
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>>583870938

Dump them all, quit your job, drop out of school, move into mother's basement, become Wizard.
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It's past your bedtime, faggots.

John Key here
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>>583871065
There's actually a really sad story behind this .gif.

Shame I can't move the .gif to see it.
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>>583871529

>lets change the flag

Yes, lets.
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>>583871340
What are your thoughts on Japanese actress Rosa Kato?
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anyone in hamilton want some pentobarb in exchange for weed?
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>>583871508
Exactly my reasoning.

Only need a masters/phd if im getting hired by google or something. (If only)
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>>583871315
Well masters is post grad, hons not so some employers value that. But can't argue with your intent. China or japan are the main ones & have lots of openings, but a friend did Sth Korea & loved it.
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>>583871596
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>>583871198
her body is kinda weird after having the kids aye
>>583871265
>Which do you like most?
???????
>What are you looking for?
For a serious relationship !?
>Which one do you get on better with?
the 8.5 and I drink quite a bit together and the mum is a fucking mum, so shes mostly at home.
>>get along with them pretty well but in different ways i'd say

>>583871528
yea, na
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>>583871459
TY anon i neededmore reaction pics
>>583871463
perhaps fuck you
>>583871631
you can blind fold her with a shoe lace
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HOLY MONEY HOLY LOVE
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>>583871604
Come on now, a silver fern? Do we really want to be known as a country, by a symbol that represents a sports team? I do not, and since I'm the Prime Minister i suggest you fuck off
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>>583871596
Are you on drugs?
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>>583871695
Thinking of doing Japan through JET, as its completly diffrent from here. That and a dash of weebshit i guess.

Not even considering China, as i pefer breathing air.
Prehaps if all goes well i might continue in asia or something, or come back home.

Aint got anything set in stone yet though.
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>>583871753
xo

>>583871786
Well, you've just gotten rid of the mum, not mentioned the other one and said you like drinking with the 8.5...
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>tfw listening to Big Bang - Remember
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>>583864996

Is your name Hayley by any chance?
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>>583871907

>Do we really need to be recognised by the icon that's the most recognised for our country internationally?

I don't know John Key, you tell me.
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>>583871982
Dexamphetamine.

I don't so what that has to do with your mum being a whore, though?
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>>583872095
>Hayley by any chance?
What a weird name.
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Goodnight bros.

Gonna try and lift this flu away tomorrow morning
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>>583872105
Mate just make it black, with the word "rugby" in the middle. Make it red for those maori folk.

Times new roman looks fancy enough, eh she'l be right m8
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>>583872176
>I don't so what that has to do with your mum being a whore, though?
ayyyy hahahaha
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>>583872176
What
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>>583872160
the chick lover needs to take a leason from you, POSTING MANLY SPORTS AND NOT LITTLE MIGH CHINGS PIONG
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>>583872285
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>>583872285
gn
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>>583872285
sweet dreams anon
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>>583872054
yea, might go for 8.5
>feel a bit bad for the mum poor girl
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>>583872337
Welcome to nz threads first time poster
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>>583872035
Also hate mates who did Japan. Westerners apparently get 10/10 jap pussy even if they aren't, it's crazy. Lucky SOBs. Never did it myself, always regretted. Go for it, & don't exclude Sth Korea.
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>>583872429
>sweet dreams anon
i read that as "sweet dramas anon" haha
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>>583872337
based gaybro
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>>583872445
nawh i have been around for a while and always sees the guy dumping his chinks in these threads and it pissed me off tonight
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>>583872285
Think of us.
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>>583872506
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>>583872432
how old is her kid?

if 5>, should be all good
if <5, thats sad
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>>583872482
Knowing me, i'll get lynched in S. Korea for supporting N. Korea too much.

Main challange for me is food in Jaapan, being a vegatarian and all.
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drinking before 12 bros ww@?
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any hookups in auckland?
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>>583872432
>feel a bit bad for the mum poor girl
Hook her up with someone nice.

>>583872638
>gaybro
Hold him down for me.
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requesting chill songs to listen to while intoxication levels increase.
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>>583872095

Are you girls just trying to save face?

You can't ever un-kiss me. Can't shake my name from your history. I'm not bad either. I've just been tricked. Like, so fucking long ago too.

I was never as fucking creepy or beta as you all wanted me to be, no. I said stupid shit to my "friends" thinking they wouldn't go off at the mouth.

But at the worst it's just hate on gay people. And I'm not even that.

Just got fucking Cas'd.
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>>583872645
this is literally my first day posting in a NZ thread tho
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>>583872645
>the guy

shit son, he's got a name
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>>583872732
she has two kids, 1 year old and 4 year old

>>583872802
you must be the nicest person on /b/ you beautiful bastard, you just sorted my life out
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>>583872664
ayyy lmao
>>583872809
>dane rumble - dont know what to do
>>583872886
>he's got a name
could be a female, no offence br0
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>>583873064
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>>583872997
>you must be the nicest person on /b/
Yeah, I am, everyone alway says how glad they are I post in these threads.

>lel
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>>583872997
>she has two kids, 1 year old and 4 year old
4+1 is 5, should be all good bro
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>>583872747
Hmm well Japan is the best case there , I have no idea how hard. But better than China I suspect.
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>>583873274
<3
>>583873319
yea aye, the kid loves me too.
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>583870865
this is triggering a few of my fetishes

swimsuit, ponytail, azn... anymore to these (per without the toilet if possable)
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>>583873319

Yeah but 4-1=3... OMG GUYS IT'S CONFIRMED.
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>tfw you'd get noona pregnant with your gaynazi babies
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>>583872809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMuo7GFXa0k
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>>583873667
>anymore to these
Yeah, mate, there's fucking billions, aye, and most don't have toilets.
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>>583873645

lmgtfy.com/?q=HOW+DO+I+SCREENSHOT%3F
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>>583872809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9i0O-G8Wa8
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>>583873865
>lmgtfy.com/?q=HOW+DO+I+SCREENSHOT%3F
ayyy lmao, i frogot to take a screenshot

lemme delete and do it agen, gimme a sec
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>>583873760
Anon could be a sperm donor, you never know it might just happen.
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>>583872809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dA0ILLe7g0
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>>583874027
I'm not.
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fuck idk where the prtscrn is on this
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>>583873782
is alright.
>>583873989
for serious?
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mfw my mum is burning herbal incense that smells exactly like but isn't weed
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>>583873667

drive google com /file/d/0B5gUXn76VPGkRzRDcE9kZTRoaXc/view?usp=sharing
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>>583866569
Yo whatsup west auck reporting in
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>>583874260
>for serious?
No, it was for you.

Serious is dead?
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selling weed in ak
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>>583874063
nice
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>NZ thread
>Korean girls
>Nigger Basketball Association players
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>>583874549
Fuck I'd love to get on the piss with him.

>and let him piss on me
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>>583874549
is that the dude that got wasted and ran around naked?
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>>583874652
this is a kpop thread m8
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>>583874795
zac guilford, played as a winger for the ABs
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>>583874841

ayy lmao
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Is this a coordinated b8 effort, or did someone post about nz threads on facebook, all the new has me confused
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>>583874923
He was nearly put on my PD Van
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>zac guildford

he was a spastic fuck, always looked funny when he ran
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>tfw you keep getting disconnected from the internet
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>>583875087
memes upon memes m8
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>having to drive away from home to blaze because you arent flatting over the break

kill me now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlWZluzBNxM
how do i acquire ice cream
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>>583875087

I don't think Facebook works how you think Facebook works. Lol
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>>583874483
Real? Whereabouts? If legit, here's my throwaway: [email protected]
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>>583875317
Yeah never did work that wizardry out, hence no fb
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>>583863821
whangarei master-race reporting in.
bow you plebs to mighty northland
>look on my works ye mighty and despair
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just realised my rs membership runs out in 15 mins
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>>583875310

The thumbnail for this video reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkaIoH6Um60
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why am i seeing all these niggers in this thread ?
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i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
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>>583875613
:)
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Park Chorong
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>>583875783
the n in nz stands for

new

probably what you are here
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>>583876096
Tonight's thread has made me sad
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new thread where?

also friendly reminder not to bull the newfriends
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>>583876096

>new
for
>new thread?
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>>583872881
>this is literally my first day posting in a NZ thread tho

HUHEUHEUHE>>583876096
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>>583876269
Now come on, I can't fall for all the b8 at once
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>>583876604
Here we go fellas new thread
>>583876604
>>
Classic Kiwi ads.

"My balls are in your hands"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxawADcFKfY
>>
i got a question for someone who goes to AUT
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