Hey b..as a hobby, I bring prostitutes into my car and take pictures of their spread pussy.
a little tip from yer ol' uncle lar
I've tried but it's too far gone..thanks though anon..
Just to clear things up...I don't fuck these abominations...I pay them 3-7 dollars and snap a pic then leave.
Holy fucking kek. This fucking thread
Okay OP, this is the most interesting thing I've seen on here in a while.
What do you say to them? Do you approach them or do you wait for them to approach you? Do they think there's some sort of catch or are they too blitzed?
You couldn't find one that doesn't look like sasquatch? Their pussies look like an orangatang had sex with a bear and gave birth to the flying pube monster mixed with a fucking rainforest.
Fuck OP thats disgusting go find yourself a new hobby
Also i so hope you didn't fuck them
Are old people only attracted to other old people?
Dear god no
i dunno anymore
All of my fucking internets go to you for this gif good sir!
Great hobby. I'm glad someone is doing this.
I'm fucking done.
of course not, all the famous old guys have a gf that's like 20 years younger than them since they got money.
personally when i'll be old as fuck i'll probably retire my dick before i stop working.
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And the rest of this shit. Jesus. OP its like in GTA V when you go around looking for prostitutes but the game only spawns the fat ugly poorly textured ones.
Best of luck with putting Mr. Happy out to pasture.
My husband is about thirty years younger than I am. I had bucks, I had the patience to let him mature. We've been together for nearly seven years.
It's a pity that the sight of a sixty year old running at him with his dick out makes him react like a bullfighter facing a bull wielding a shotgun.
but the sight of a sixty year old running at him with his dick out
Sorry, my native tongue is Authentic Frontier Gibberish. Let me try to say it in plain English.
Wanting to have sex (assuming that you're male) doesn't go away just because you're older, but the range of partners that you can expect to attract decline rather quickly... Unless you've got other attractive characteristics.
In my case, I had money, I had patience to deal with his malfunctions, and I gave him lots of time to mature. At seven years into the relationship, he's on his way to becoming a lawyer, we love each other very much, but....
sixty year olds are not terribly attractive to people much younger than themselves. I have a very desirable younger partner that is only willing to have sex a few times a year. This is frustrating. I sometimes pray for death.
How could you not eat this ass?
OMG, I'm in fucking fap heaven right now.
what in the actual fuck is going on in this bread? holy sheet nigga
I do kinda wanna bite that hemmorhoid.
WTF is that metal looking thing? Open tear to blood and all the diseases inside. Cum dripping off the pussy. WHO DID THIS SHIT?
This disgusts me beyond any description imaginable. I'll be waiting for more.
Yeah, I menat it here, but I was distracted by these torn down meat caves the I posted that shit in the wrong place. This is way fucking better material.
true m8 but the only way newfags microwave into oldenfaggen is to lurk moar and assume a humble profile
Also, while we're posting horrifying shit...
Holy shit, the TempleOS schizo had a sex change.
look what happened to the girl from arrested development /b/
1. not polack but eastern european.
how did you guess so close?
2. dude that pic makes me wanna throw up...
I wandered into /b/ tonight lookin' for that real shit...
I shouldn't condone this, but I can't bring myself to tell you to stop.
unsee this you cannot, young padwan
The only way you're going to get decent, paid sex is if you hire a high end escort. These bitches are literal streetwalkers, they probably have every STD known to man.
I think he is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past that.
Oh fuck. I remember someone on /r9k/ posting these a while back. Some latina girl with the saggiest/flattest tits I have ever seen. Some other bitch with worms eating out her ass and dirty ass feet.
This fucking thread is making me sad.
All these women were once young, happy, innocent girls. What the fuck happened in their lives that brought them to this fucking point?
Pic Related: This one especially; She doesn't even look fucking beat to shit yet. I wish somebody would give her the help she needs to get off the fucking street before it's too fucking late for her.
>What the fuck happened in their lives that brought them to this fucking point?
It's usually drugs. Sometimes they can be forced into prostitution but I think that shits happens more in Europe.
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