>This will never be you How does that make you feel?

>>583714112
AMERICUN DREM UEEEHAUAUA
Feels good man, those two have probably already been shot to death or died of obesity

>>583714112
I don´t care. I´m not a faggot

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> hate american football
> cheerleaders are sluts
No thanks bro.

>>583714112
He's tasting the cock of every other player on the team.

Me on the right :^)

>>583714112
It was me about 8 years ago

And they will never be me.
/thread

sad i feel like ive wasted my teenage years and ill nevery be happy thanks m8

Was me, still is me. I'm 27 and my girlfriend is 18 and a cheerleader in high school.

>>583714112
Not sure how good I would look in a cheerleading uniform anyway.

Yes it will. I was a skinny little fuckcunt for 5 years

be 17 start working out, getting fit as fuck
find a girl, 2 years together now. she's hot as fuck.

>>583714112
Jokes on you nigger. It did happen

>>583714112
i get wanting that but this is likely their peak. im glad i didnt peak in high school

Because sometimes, a song is the best way to express a feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NCN6tl_DY0

I could care less, I like my life how it is now. With the drinking and the fighting and the being an asshole

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>>583714112
>you will never fingerblast your highschool sweetheart.

Dammit Brenna why did you have to go all weird and join a convent.

seeing two people kiss always makes me feel good. i wonder if/when i will find the girl who i want to spend the rest of my life with.

have a great day everyone

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>>583714112

lame girl

>>583714112
Indifferent for the most part, but a little happy.

In the current world, I'm happy I'm not white.

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>This will never be you
How does that make you feel?

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>>583714112
I will never be kissed by a girl who's so disgustingly shallow that she only does it so she will get popularity/money before moving on to the next guy?

Oh poor me, how will I ever be able to live without being surrounded by shallow snobby subhumans!

>>583714112
Who Would kiss infront of that many Ppl gross!!

>>583714112
My apathy prevents me feeling anything other than indifferent.

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>>583714862
Fuckin classy.

Have some tits.

>>583714112
High school football is shit tier like NFL. College and Canadian football are the only good variations.
And hockey is the only god tier sport in existence.
OP is a faggot

>OP be proud about being american football player in school's team
>OP be proud about having a cheerleader girlfriend

Saddest achievements ever. Thank God i'm not amerifag like OP.

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>>583714112
kek faggot... i done that shit..

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>>583715225

thanks /b/ro

some in return for you

TFW you will never be a 13 y/0 grill tryin to gets fucks from senior

>>583714112

Indifferent. I didnt care to play football while in highschool to begin with, so obviously I didnt want to.

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>23 days until 2015
>Still in college

I had a couple of gf that looked like her over the years.
annoying, tiring, shit situations.
rather be left the fuck alone tbh.

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>>583714112
Never understood other people's desire for social interaction with the opposite sex. How does it make me feel? Glad I can use my time and energy for other things.

>>583714112
Somehow, being greeted with a leap for a hug and a kiss as soon as I get off the train coming home from a business trip seems better.

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>>583715448
Well now, this has been a pleasant experience.

Have a great day. You deserve it.

>>583714223
>being this autistic

That was me and its overhyped as fuck. Wait until that bitch sleeps around on you and keys up your pickup truck for having the gall to dump her. Or during the relationship, the relentless shit storm of drama.

Relationships aren't even close to what you dwellers build up in your head.

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>>583715361

>>583714347
lucky

>>583715693
after she sucked some cock during your absence

>>583716239
This is exactly why I avoid them.

>>583716553
Women are sluts but some have control.

>>583715137

Calm down! I agree with you too, anon. You just don't have to look down on people. Those women have some utility... Waitresses are always needed somewhere.

>>583714112
Been there done that

>>583714112
Thanks God I will never be american.

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>>583714112
how cliche....

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i don't really care

>I will never be cheated on by a slut
okay I guess

>>583714112
i could give a shit. a cup of coffee and a packed bowl look and feel a lot better than all that fucking bullshit dramma.

>>583716860
I tend to come off as an aggressive person.

>>583716871
How is it mr. cool?

great. I hate sports and people who lobe them.

>>583714774
thanks man

>>583714436
This. Good.

>>583714862
Well, my faggot detector is coming up with nothing... this is a cool dude.
>or he is a creep.

>>583714112
Pretty damn good actually

>>583716973
so salty.

>>583714112
looks like a white faggot kiss a white sissy faggot. nothing new from the white world.

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>>583717252
this

Fine.
those type of people usually peak in high school.
Back then I didn't give a shit because I was fucking punk sluts. Now I don't give a shit because I am happily married and have a killer job.

>>583714112
Pretty much was me though except I played a proper sport.

>>583715609
*tip*

I will indeed never be a woman.

>>583714112
idc I have a gf and a kid with her my life's probably better anyway

>>583714112
I was with the hot stoner chick
I did alright in my day

Bet that motherfucker didn't win state either
Should have fucking focused

>>583714112
nostalgic.
>junior year of highschool
>tfw when received the winning pass homecoming game
>didn't even showboat, reluctant as fuck
>game was towards ending of the season
>tfw when all the seniors were leaving
>tfw my girlfriend was a senior
>tfw it felt like time had stopped in that moment and felt like it could live on forever

Wouldn't have lived it any differently.

>>583714112
>Didn't play a sport
>Still fucked cheerleader in college

You were saying

>>583714112
Proud of myself.
I will never be an American.

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>>583718304

>>583715137
the fedora is strong with this one...

>>583714279
i smell a hint of denial

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>>583716973
Yeah we have alot of old ruins and stuff in the states too.

We usually tear that shit down to place shiny new buildings. Not that we have to the United States alone has the same landmass as the whole of the European continent with less than half as many people. We just don't like to clutter up all the natural beauty derelict buildings.

>>583714112
makes me feel nostalgic

>only played junior and senior year
>started 240 ~20% bodyfat
>graduated 230 7% bodyfat
>team captain senior year
>first team all league both years
>dated 4 cheerleaders during those 2 years

the best feeling wasn't kissing the girl though, thats good, but pretty commonplace. the real win for me was knowing that the schools in the area had to change their normal plays for me.

Nothing felt better than knowing another school had to change their playbook to deal with me. leading the league in tackles as a defensive lineman was fucking amazing.

>>583714467
kek

>>583718043

Same here.

I feel pretty alright that it won't be me. I'm about to go to basic training and AIT to be an I.T. guy and when I come back, my girlfriend's dad can get me a job starting at $50k-$70k a year. I plan to be a famous musician one of these days and make millions. Its a plan, not a goal/dream. Now, I'm 19 and got kicked out of highschool for drug related charges, got a GED, and I'm never going to college. I'm happy working on my music while making 10X that chump makes in a year without going to college. If my music doesn't become a hit, I've decided to be an astrophysicist and use the government's money all through college. Either way, I'm still raking in more money than his dad "the accountant" is.

>>583714112
It makes me feel great for not living in that stupid ass country. Baseball is cool, tho.

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>>583714467

>>583715137
i smell bitterness

>>583715609
Sometimes i imagine what i would do with my life if i didnt care at all about mating with females.
What drives you? what is your goal?

>>583714112
Not mainstream, of course.

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>>583714112
>judging a teenage couples relationship on a photo

Feels fine man. I was with my highschool sweetie for 5 years and we had hundreds of disgusting cutesie pictures like this.

>everyone thought we were perfect together
>in reality we hated each other and sometimes actually physically fought with each other

>>583714112
It was me a year and a half ago.

>>583719348
>this person actually thinks he said something smart

>>583715137
Seriously, how can you tell all that from one picture?

>>583714112
Dont really care, already have a qt girlfriend

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>>583720882
Proving the Riemann Hypothesis. I'm not even joking.
>inb4 fuck off to /sci/

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>>583721245

I got a cute/sexy ass girlfriend so i don't care . But the kid probably didn't even make the NFL draft so why is she cheering him on kek

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>>583721364
I'm fucking tearing up. Thank you.
>>583714112
It does feel bad, but at least I have ma chinese cartoons and ma hug pillow.

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>>583719348

>we have alot of old ruins and stuff in the states

Im sorry to hear that.

We dont have many ruins in Europe because our buildings are built to last.

Its just two approaches to the issue really.

I mean, you guys have a lot of tornados and stuff. Over here mother nature is relatively benign.
So for you guys it doesnt make sense to expend too much effort building a really well made home because the wind will just blow it down.

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>>583714112
>This will never be you
How does that make you feel?

>>583721639
good luck with that!

>>583714379
Wise

If you say that you've already been there, you need to leave /b/ immediately

>>583718043

Says the guy who felt the need to talk about his "happy family and killer job" on a 4chan thread

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>>583714112
>feelsbadman

>>583714112

I'm completely fine with that. Most people in sports are a bunch of swag fags trying to get laid & shit. My life is pretty awesome right now.

I accepted that I'll never be a cheerleader a long time ago.

>>583722197
Read a history book retard. Settlers have only been constructing buildings in North American for a few hundred years. People have been doing it in Europe much longer. We also used European technology to do anything when we got here, until we advanced that is.

Try to use your brain next time and not swell up with national pride you had no part of. No need to compensate because your continent sucks nigger dick.

>1776 will do that to ya

>>583714112
Not an exhibitionist, so... fine? I've kissed pretty girls before.

>>583723431
kekenator uberneinthousands

>>583719348
>this is what americans actually believe

>>583714112
I'm not a armoured up handegg faggot, so it feels good

Rugby players like myself are much manlier than that amerifaggot

>>583714112
Bad, i'd love to shove my tongue down his throat.

>>583714112
Actually the head cheerleader literally pulled me down by the neck and gave me an awesome kiss when I was in highschool. Wasn't a dumbass jock or anything, but it was a pretty cool confidence boost

>>583724039
Rugby, it that where you collectively don't brush your teeth?

>>583723623

All I was saying is the reason why you dont properly employ those European building skills is because mother nature will likely just knock your house down again.

You interpreted my post as national pride, when actually I was offering a reason why Amerifats build their houses out of much cheaper more modest materials like wood.

You dont build a brick house in Tornado alley. Its just a waste of effort. It wont withstand the tornado and it takes a lot longer to build.

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>>583722801
Thank you. Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware that that's not a realistic goal. But like the ancient alchemists I'm meddling with mercury and--who knows-- come up with gold where nobody expects to find it.

>>583720385
Thinks 50-70k a year is alot

top kek.

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>>583724268
Keep telling yourself that, amerifat

>>583714112
How does that make you feel OP?

>>583722326
right in the feels

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>i will never be an obese american mangrab player
Feels bad man ;_;

>>583715823
Think of a new comeback you're being boring
>inb4 I'm 'edgy' too lol

>>583714112
It was me, back in high school. Although, I was playing soccer, not football.

Seems like the real question is how does it make you feel?

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>>583714112

It was me faggot. After HS I enlisted and fought in Iraq. We married before my 2nd deployment. She procceded to bang about 6 guys in my absence. When I got back, she tried to act like everything was normal but what fucked her was that guys would call the house or stop by. After 2 days home I figured out what was happening. I told her that I had to meet my C.O. (which was true, he and I had become good friends when we were off duty) and an hour after I left my C.O. and I showed back up at my house to find her getting railled by some faggot she worked with. My C.O. had the sense to take a pic of him when we caught them and after very little negotiations, we divorced and I kept everything without any problems. Plus, I ended up married to a 10/10 (imo)when I got home for the last time. Last I heard, my ex wife was blowing/fucking truckers for $30-40 to support her meth habit. Wife and I have a great life now. Sex is 100000/10 with her and she worships me.
.>inb4 all the military hate

>>583714112
It's sad. I live in a shitty country were cheerleaders doesnt exist but I was constantly bomb'd with American propaganda so I really wanted to go to an american school, have a qt3.14 blonde cheerleader, hang out with bikes in the woods and have an abusive father or big brother.

Anyway... life goes on and you learn that there are better things out there. Learn to love what you have.

>>583724891
>Army
>Fought

>>583714436
thats weird

>>583714379
/thread

>>583714112
That was me.

3 sport varsity in high school.
D1 scholarship (not football). 1 Nat champiomship in college
Sport connections landed me an associate gig in banking.

Currently on b because pol went full retarded, waiting on runway to depart for Bahrain. (Dat Oil moneys)

International business class on Emerits Air.....it's as awesome as it sounds.

How's the narcissism feuled resentful existence working out for y'all? Don't worry, you can still take comfort knowing that I'm just a douchbag and your IQ is like 40 points higher.

My girl is 27 now and I still make her were her high school uniform to bed at night. The day she can not fit into it is the day we are done.
Unless she is prego then I may give her a chance to get her body back.

>>583724518
Do all you faggots have a cock crush on him? You always show him when you want to brag about your prissy game.

>>583714467
lololol

>>583714112

I'm 29 and fucking a 17 year old on the drill team, does that count?

I consider it a superior form of existence.

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>>583724662
The obese American man grabber is much rich with many a pony to lick his pole, that's how you should feel lol

>>583725031
CoD faggot detected

Essayons slut

>>583725031
You're surprised by that how?

>>583725425
noice, if you aren't lying.

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>>583725031
>true story
>sharing experience with faggots who have never left their town
>chooses to discredit it because of typo

Well done anon. You sure got me good.

Sick burn, bro.

>>583714112
I'm very happy, i never have to play this /b/tard game

>>583715356
Hockey is by far the best televised Sport around.

Don't be too quick to hate on the NFL. The league has a near perfect system of parity, great tradition of small market teams, and a fantastic post season.

College football, with all the offense favoring rule changes, has turned to shit. It's one or two fast blacks destroying hamstrung defenses.

It's bullshit. No teams, no smash mouth, no tradition, nothing. If I wanted to watch a bunch of self important nigs prance around for two hours scoring a shitload of uncontested points and crying when someone plays actual defense, I'd watch basketball.

Fuck chip kelly, Fuck urban Meyer, and Fuck lane kiffen

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>>583720385
Sure.

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>>583714774
this

>>583714279
Anon, I really really really like this gif.

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>>583714112
In highschool i had a gf i was fucking everyday.
A kiss for attention during a football game is the last thing i need from her.

>>583714112
I will never get to play handegg in full body armour because I'm not a faggot. Feels bad man.

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>>583714862
You have a good day too, anon.

>>583714112
That girl died from a tumor though

>>583727171
Save it, it's all yours

>>583714436
That just makes you sound like a loser.

>>583727171
thx :)

>>583727290
Goodfriend, you seem to be mistaken. That American youth in the image is not a handegg player (gosh golly whatever could handegg be?). No, the previously mentioned teen is infact a football player of the American variety. I'm glad I could enlighten you, my fine European chap. Good day.

>>583714379
nononono
bro, you cant /thread your own post

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>>583716437
>america up here
>post pic of a european bomber

>>583714227
>kissing girls is gay, duh

good that im not a gay ass football playing dumbass chasing a ball in the grass

bad that a girl doesn't workship me

i blame women for chosen the wrong guys. the world needs more thinkers and brave men than dumbasses chasing a ball in the grass

>>583729057
Listen here elliot, you cant have it both ways, you dont get to kill yourself AND post on 4chan afterward, what the fuck elliot? Supreme gentleman my ass.

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>>583714112
if it makes you feel any better that was me and i even had a threesome with her best friend and her,

after i graduated i havent done anything except fap for 4 years basically, because nothing is worth doing

i dont even care either.
all i see in this world is a bunch of insecure monkeys chasing a high

>>583729292
My Fucking side.

>>583714112
I feel like I didn't peak in high school.

>>583729607
i dont think you can peak after or maybe college

after that your chasing the wind / trying to make up for being a loser

I feel good. I did this on Sims 3 last night.

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>>583714112
It makes me feel like a sad 22 year old eurofag who will never experience going out with a qt cheerleader who thinks the world of me.
Yes, sometimes I wonder if going out with a shallow girl while being hugely popular would be nice. Who doesn't ?

I feel sorry for them. What is going to become of them? They'll get married like they're are expected too. She'll pop out some kids like she is expected too. He'll work some 9 to 5 shitty job and bring home the paycheck like he is expected too. They'll buy a house like they're are expected too. They'll have a mortgage like they're expected too. They'll raise some ingrate self-entitled brats like they're expected too. They'll grow old and then they die.

Yeah, well they'll never be at the stoner table theorizing how galaxies are really giant bowls that God is smoking.

But really, even though I had a great high-as-a-kite high school experience, I probably should have tried to bang some sloots instead of smoking out at sausage fests.

Reminds me of my manager. Literally always talks about his glory days playing football and how he got a full ride scholarship.

>free post secondary education for playing with a ball
And they're just gonna go on to blue collar work anyway. Such a waste.

He's a racist, sexist, elitest douche. Surprised he doesn't browse here actually.

>be 19 y/o me
>dating girl
>on her way to landwhale status
>17 y/o 9/10 cheerleader starts flirting with me
>dump soon2be landwhale
>start banging cheerleader
>still banging cheerleader a year l8r
>life is good

as you were saying OP?

>>583714112

Good. I don't have the legs for a skirt.

>>583731885
hey now Mr. Trainspotting, you shot over the moon with that projection.

What will really happen is he will knock her up their Jr. year and she will drop out Sr. year but she will work to get her GED. He will fuck a slew of other girls in the school until prom where he crashes his truck into a phone pole because the slut giving him a hummer raked his johnson. BJ slut dies, the guy survives but breaks his ankle in three places and is unable to attend college on his football scholarship. The guilt will haunt him for years

The guy had been planning on leaving town for college and forgetting about his soon-to-be-born child but the injury has grounded him and he salvages the relationship with his estranged girlfriend.

The two manage to get a home loan and get married out of obligation, they settle into a life of mediocrity, he works at Jeans West and she goes to community college to hopefully become a teacher. They both cherish that shining time they had together as popular and hopeful kids in high school yet dwell on the unsettling truth that it will be the best time in their lives and that everything else will just be down hill. A life of substitute teaching and selling propane and propane accessories.

This post has made me realize I'm not that attracted to cheerleaders or football players.

Probably because I'm not a teen any more.

>>583734687
Well played

>>583714112
Proud as fuck.
> And only because they're white.

Was me in high school and college. Now married to a 10/10, former cheerleading captain, with a master's degree. I played football through college and now have a doctorate. Occasionally enjoy reading /b/ at lunch for entertainment and lolz.

Fuck all you eurofags and your obsession with soccer.

The rest of you faggots are cool.

Mic drop.

>>583714112
>on the sidelines instead of playing
>only plebs have time for kisses
>number on shoulder indicates private school
>probably really kissing a boy

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>>583714112
at first you feel pretty bad about it, but then life throws so much shit at you that this becomes least of your problems.

>>583714112
is am so disillusioned with futbol. i am sickened by the fact that 90 plus percent of the nfl is black dudes who are only 6 percent of us society. someone call the aclu. i give less than a shit about the nfl now and i dont pretend that "my team" represents me in any way.

i guess at least she isnt kissing a black dude.

>>583734687
bravissimo. bravo.

>>583728970
>not knowing an american bomber when you see one.
kop tek

and then she went to her black boyfriends place and stretched her pussy duper wide on a big black dick

>>583734687
You win 2 internets

>>583736457

E.T. go home >>>/pol/

>>583714112
didn't read all replies. I had better than this.
I was awarded the single most important decoration given by the president of my country in peace time. Gf invited.

>inb4 not living on some island. EU country.

>>583738734
>most important decoration given by the president of my country in peace time
From experience, the decoration isn't really that important.
What counts is that your achievements are recognised. Please tell me it wasn't related to sports.