>This will never be you
How does that make you feel?
> hate american football
> cheerleaders are sluts
No thanks bro.
>you will never fingerblast your highschool sweetheart.
Dammit Brenna why did you have to go all weird and join a convent.
>This will never be you
How does that make you feel?
I will never be kissed by a girl who's so disgustingly shallow that she only does it so she will get popularity/money before moving on to the next guy?
Oh poor me, how will I ever be able to live without being surrounded by shallow snobby subhumans!
Have some tits.
Never understood other people's desire for social interaction with the opposite sex. How does it make me feel? Glad I can use my time and energy for other things.
Well now, this has been a pleasant experience.
Have a great day. You deserve it.
That was me and its overhyped as fuck. Wait until that bitch sleeps around on you and keys up your pickup truck for having the gall to dump her. Or during the relationship, the relentless shit storm of drama.
Relationships aren't even close to what you dwellers build up in your head.
those type of people usually peak in high school.
Back then I didn't give a shit because I was fucking punk sluts. Now I don't give a shit because I am happily married and have a killer job.
>junior year of highschool
>tfw when received the winning pass homecoming game
>didn't even showboat, reluctant as fuck
>game was towards ending of the season
>tfw when all the seniors were leaving
>tfw my girlfriend was a senior
>tfw it felt like time had stopped in that moment and felt like it could live on forever
Wouldn't have lived it any differently.
Yeah we have alot of old ruins and stuff in the states too.
We usually tear that shit down to place shiny new buildings. Not that we have to the United States alone has the same landmass as the whole of the European continent with less than half as many people. We just don't like to clutter up all the natural beauty derelict buildings.
makes me feel nostalgic
>only played junior and senior year
>started 240 ~20% bodyfat
>graduated 230 7% bodyfat
>team captain senior year
>first team all league both years
>dated 4 cheerleaders during those 2 years
the best feeling wasn't kissing the girl though, thats good, but pretty commonplace. the real win for me was knowing that the schools in the area had to change their normal plays for me.
Nothing felt better than knowing another school had to change their playbook to deal with me. leading the league in tackles as a defensive lineman was fucking amazing.
I feel pretty alright that it won't be me. I'm about to go to basic training and AIT to be an I.T. guy and when I come back, my girlfriend's dad can get me a job starting at $50k-$70k a year. I plan to be a famous musician one of these days and make millions. Its a plan, not a goal/dream. Now, I'm 19 and got kicked out of highschool for drug related charges, got a GED, and I'm never going to college. I'm happy working on my music while making 10X that chump makes in a year without going to college. If my music doesn't become a hit, I've decided to be an astrophysicist and use the government's money all through college. Either way, I'm still raking in more money than his dad "the accountant" is.
>judging a teenage couples relationship on a photo
Feels fine man. I was with my highschool sweetie for 5 years and we had hundreds of disgusting cutesie pictures like this.
>everyone thought we were perfect together
>in reality we hated each other and sometimes actually physically fought with each other
Proving the Riemann Hypothesis. I'm not even joking.
>inb4 fuck off to /sci/
I'm fucking tearing up. Thank you.
It does feel bad, but at least I have ma chinese cartoons and ma hug pillow.
>we have alot of old ruins and stuff in the states
Im sorry to hear that.
We dont have many ruins in Europe because our buildings are built to last.
Its just two approaches to the issue really.
I mean, you guys have a lot of tornados and stuff. Over here mother nature is relatively benign.
So for you guys it doesnt make sense to expend too much effort building a really well made home because the wind will just blow it down.
>This will never be you
How does that make you feel?
Read a history book retard. Settlers have only been constructing buildings in North American for a few hundred years. People have been doing it in Europe much longer. We also used European technology to do anything when we got here, until we advanced that is.
Try to use your brain next time and not swell up with national pride you had no part of. No need to compensate because your continent sucks nigger dick.
>1776 will do that to ya
Actually the head cheerleader literally pulled me down by the neck and gave me an awesome kiss when I was in highschool. Wasn't a dumbass jock or anything, but it was a pretty cool confidence boost
All I was saying is the reason why you dont properly employ those European building skills is because mother nature will likely just knock your house down again.
You interpreted my post as national pride, when actually I was offering a reason why Amerifats build their houses out of much cheaper more modest materials like wood.
You dont build a brick house in Tornado alley. Its just a waste of effort. It wont withstand the tornado and it takes a lot longer to build.
Thank you. Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware that that's not a realistic goal. But like the ancient alchemists I'm meddling with mercury and--who knows-- come up with gold where nobody expects to find it.
>i will never be an obese american mangrab player
Feels bad man ;_;
It was me faggot. After HS I enlisted and fought in Iraq. We married before my 2nd deployment. She procceded to bang about 6 guys in my absence. When I got back, she tried to act like everything was normal but what fucked her was that guys would call the house or stop by. After 2 days home I figured out what was happening. I told her that I had to meet my C.O. (which was true, he and I had become good friends when we were off duty) and an hour after I left my C.O. and I showed back up at my house to find her getting railled by some faggot she worked with. My C.O. had the sense to take a pic of him when we caught them and after very little negotiations, we divorced and I kept everything without any problems. Plus, I ended up married to a 10/10 (imo)when I got home for the last time. Last I heard, my ex wife was blowing/fucking truckers for $30-40 to support her meth habit. Wife and I have a great life now. Sex is 100000/10 with her and she worships me.
.>inb4 all the military hate
It's sad. I live in a shitty country were cheerleaders doesnt exist but I was constantly bomb'd with American propaganda so I really wanted to go to an american school, have a qt3.14 blonde cheerleader, hang out with bikes in the woods and have an abusive father or big brother.
Anyway... life goes on and you learn that there are better things out there. Learn to love what you have.
That was me.
3 sport varsity in high school.
D1 scholarship (not football). 1 Nat champiomship in college
Sport connections landed me an associate gig in banking.
Currently on b because pol went full retarded, waiting on runway to depart for Bahrain. (Dat Oil moneys)
International business class on Emerits Air.....it's as awesome as it sounds.
How's the narcissism feuled resentful existence working out for y'all? Don't worry, you can still take comfort knowing that I'm just a douchbag and your IQ is like 40 points higher.
My girl is 27 now and I still make her were her high school uniform to bed at night. The day she can not fit into it is the day we are done.
Unless she is prego then I may give her a chance to get her body back.
The obese American man grabber is much rich with many a pony to lick his pole, that's how you should feel lol
>sharing experience with faggots who have never left their town
>chooses to discredit it because of typo
Well done anon. You sure got me good.
Sick burn, bro.
Hockey is by far the best televised Sport around.
Don't be too quick to hate on the NFL. The league has a near perfect system of parity, great tradition of small market teams, and a fantastic post season.
College football, with all the offense favoring rule changes, has turned to shit. It's one or two fast blacks destroying hamstrung defenses.
It's bullshit. No teams, no smash mouth, no tradition, nothing. If I wanted to watch a bunch of self important nigs prance around for two hours scoring a shitload of uncontested points and crying when someone plays actual defense, I'd watch basketball.
Fuck chip kelly, Fuck urban Meyer, and Fuck lane kiffen
In highschool i had a gf i was fucking everyday.
A kiss for attention during a football game is the last thing i need from her.
Goodfriend, you seem to be mistaken. That American youth in the image is not a handegg player (gosh golly whatever could handegg be?). No, the previously mentioned teen is infact a football player of the American variety. I'm glad I could enlighten you, my fine European chap. Good day.
>america up here
>post pic of a european bomber
good that im not a gay ass football playing dumbass chasing a ball in the grass
bad that a girl doesn't workship me
i blame women for chosen the wrong guys. the world needs more thinkers and brave men than dumbasses chasing a ball in the grass
if it makes you feel any better that was me and i even had a threesome with her best friend and her,
after i graduated i havent done anything except fap for 4 years basically, because nothing is worth doing
i dont even care either.
all i see in this world is a bunch of insecure monkeys chasing a high
It makes me feel like a sad 22 year old eurofag who will never experience going out with a qt cheerleader who thinks the world of me.
Yes, sometimes I wonder if going out with a shallow girl while being hugely popular would be nice. Who doesn't ?
I feel sorry for them. What is going to become of them? They'll get married like they're are expected too. She'll pop out some kids like she is expected too. He'll work some 9 to 5 shitty job and bring home the paycheck like he is expected too. They'll buy a house like they're are expected too. They'll have a mortgage like they're expected too. They'll raise some ingrate self-entitled brats like they're expected too. They'll grow old and then they die.
Yeah, well they'll never be at the stoner table theorizing how galaxies are really giant bowls that God is smoking.
But really, even though I had a great high-as-a-kite high school experience, I probably should have tried to bang some sloots instead of smoking out at sausage fests.
Reminds me of my manager. Literally always talks about his glory days playing football and how he got a full ride scholarship.
>free post secondary education for playing with a ball
And they're just gonna go on to blue collar work anyway. Such a waste.
He's a racist, sexist, elitest douche. Surprised he doesn't browse here actually.
>be 19 y/o me
>on her way to landwhale status
>17 y/o 9/10 cheerleader starts flirting with me
>dump soon2be landwhale
>start banging cheerleader
>still banging cheerleader a year l8r
>life is good
as you were saying OP?
hey now Mr. Trainspotting, you shot over the moon with that projection.
What will really happen is he will knock her up their Jr. year and she will drop out Sr. year but she will work to get her GED. He will fuck a slew of other girls in the school until prom where he crashes his truck into a phone pole because the slut giving him a hummer raked his johnson. BJ slut dies, the guy survives but breaks his ankle in three places and is unable to attend college on his football scholarship. The guilt will haunt him for years
The guy had been planning on leaving town for college and forgetting about his soon-to-be-born child but the injury has grounded him and he salvages the relationship with his estranged girlfriend.
The two manage to get a home loan and get married out of obligation, they settle into a life of mediocrity, he works at Jeans West and she goes to community college to hopefully become a teacher. They both cherish that shining time they had together as popular and hopeful kids in high school yet dwell on the unsettling truth that it will be the best time in their lives and that everything else will just be down hill. A life of substitute teaching and selling propane and propane accessories.
Was me in high school and college. Now married to a 10/10, former cheerleading captain, with a master's degree. I played football through college and now have a doctorate. Occasionally enjoy reading /b/ at lunch for entertainment and lolz.
Fuck all you eurofags and your obsession with soccer.
The rest of you faggots are cool.
at first you feel pretty bad about it, but then life throws so much shit at you that this becomes least of your problems.
is am so disillusioned with futbol. i am sickened by the fact that 90 plus percent of the nfl is black dudes who are only 6 percent of us society. someone call the aclu. i give less than a shit about the nfl now and i dont pretend that "my team" represents me in any way.
i guess at least she isnt kissing a black dude.
didn't read all replies. I had better than this.
I was awarded the single most important decoration given by the president of my country in peace time. Gf invited.
>inb4 not living on some island. EU country.
>most important decoration given by the president of my country in peace time
From experience, the decoration isn't really that important.
What counts is that your achievements are recognised. Please tell me it wasn't related to sports.