You think you guys are pathetic, this is just my living room

>>583660153
y?

>>583660153
post more
How fat are you?
Have you ever touched a vagina irl?

>>583660153
rydd huset ditt titt motala-svin

>>583660153
You are an faggot

>>583660335
I think we all know the answers to those questions already: no, and pretty fucking fat,

>>583660153
Anonymous mask on the wall. Kek

Thanks OP, I feel better about myself

>>583660153
well, i'm not quite this bad.. but i'm still pretty fucking pathetic.

The fortress... Need a roommate OP?

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>>583660153
How do you leave the house so rarely? How do you get food or beer (which it would appear from your pic you need in abundance)? How do you get money if you don't leave?

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>>583660335
i am actually super skinny

>>583661031
Why do you ask wizards such meaningless questions?

what's your name

Where do you go to get more food, or drinks? Do you stock up or ration?

you must spend the whole one day outside your place buying beverages eh?

>>583661031
My brother know im not right in the head so he does it for me

>>583661140
Because this wizardry has me baffled. I need explanations.

>>583660153
Reminds me of Asmongold's lair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzy1uUgeRPI

So how often do you put on that guy fox mask and masturbate to how awesome you are?

>>583661330
>not right in the head
That's putting it lightly

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>>583660153
looks pretty normal to me

How the fuck do you afford it if you don't leave the house? What is your occupation?

>>583661330
The plot thickens... Answers lead to more questions...

How are you "not right in the head"? And are you saying your bro just gets your groceries or also pays for them and your appt?

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>>583660153
i dont get it op. what do you do for money? food? toilet paper?

>>583661254

Faggot. Nigger Faggot.

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>>583661693
I thought this too until just now

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>>583660806
My sides are in orbit

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>>583661330
seeing your life is so terrible why dont you do hard drugs? Like what do you have to loose? It would give you intense enjoyment out of life for atleast the time being

Hey OP, Join the airforce. You don't have to be even a little fit, and they pretty much take anyone. You will be given free food and housing, pretty much it will be impossible for you to fail at life while you're in. And while you are in, they will force you to socialize and fend for yourself to a degree. I was about on your level when I joined the Marines (Everything about everything is better in the airforce, unless you're trying to prove something DO NOT join the Marines)

Just a thought

More pics of your place. It's comfy to look at.

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My kitchen i can't even cook anylonger. i get the money from family/social welfare hard to explain.

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>>583661112
how much do you weigh please

>>583660153

>those lil caesar's boxes
i have...i think 7 right now. really should throw those out

>>583660153
Give me 20 bucks and I'll have that shit clean in 5 minutes

>>583662518
Why do you have this many televisions ?

>>583661693
mind blown

>>583662334
if my life was this pathetic I would do a bunch of heroin honestly, like whats the worst that could happen you become an anti social drug user doesnt appear to be much different from your current situation

>>583662518
This is so pretty.

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>>583662518
So you do nothing to better this world and live in absolute filth.

Wow, have you thought about killing yourself? You could slit your wrists with a dirty steak knife

>>583661693
wat. i thought that too until now.

wat the fuck? just bag all the trash up and clean the fucking place. it isnt that hard.

>>583662518
Why do you just decide "hey, fuck it. I'm throwing my garbage on the floor today"? Why don't you have your brother grab you some trash bags, I'm sure at very least your lazy ass can manage moving trash into bags and out to the dumpster.

Don't feel bad. If I could tolerate filth, this would be my life as well.

this can easily be cleaned just need some large trash bags.

>>583660153
OD on heroin OP. Best way to go out, trust me

>>583662518
Are you a hoarder?

>>583663106
How would you know that?

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>>583660153
How the fuck do you walk anywhere ever?

>>583663106
>OD on heroin OP. Best way to go out, trust me
posts on 4chan

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>>583662518

Why a kitchen TV?

>>583660153
ALL CANS FACING UP-RITE, I CALL FAKE/STAGED.

>you lost faggot.

>>583663319
he has probably OD'd on heroin you dumb ass nigger

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ive never understood ppl who live like this. Get a large trash can in the living room, and a trash can in the kitchen. use them. when they fill up, you take them to the dumpster. then all this could be avoided.

>>583662334
Alcohol is harddrugs. Not officially classified as such since governments would have to explain why hero is illegal and booze can be bought at the supermarket.

>>583663559
yeah he obviously isn't dead though.

>>583663319
I used to deal for side money. 3 people I dealt to died, and I promise you, the last bit of time was the best of their life

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>>583661693
My life is forever changed.

>>583660153
who supports you?

>>583660153
No, I don't think I'm pathetic. I actually have my shit kind of together.

>>583663672
maybe he is 666
666
666
666
666
sppooookyfaufo

>>583661112
not for long

>>583663535
no, its legit, my place used to loook exactly like it. you use the empty cans as ashtrays

>>583663643
Why? Most of us don't care and feel more comfortable living like this.
Thy only real anxiety appears if someone's about to visit, which rarely happens anyway.
That said, I hope OP posts more of is place.

>>583660153
yeah op it looks like a decent little place if you'd just clean it the fuck up. stop living in squalor and live like a human being. also, get some sunshine.

>>583663680
yeah obviously good stuff if it killed them. top notch.

idiot

How do you keep up your food and drink stocks for a month without going out?

>>583663559
he could've OD'd, but he didn't go
faggot

>>583663680
alright well that just made no sense
do you have telepathic super empathy?
Become An Hero!

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my weight is 58kg and 179cm tall and yes i have taught about killing myself but I am a coward

itd be classic if you had a flock of geese living in the corner or something

Dude wtf seriously

>>583664098
so you shower and water floods the bathroom?

>>583664304
fucking kiked

>>583664098
Lol, that mop is the best part. who the fuck are you trying to fool with that thing

Post as many pictures as you possibly can please, these are fascinating

>>583664098
Is that feces on the ground near the toilet?!?

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I don't understand what's so hard about just throwing something in the garbage.

Without all those empty cans n shit, the place actually won't look that bad.

When you just toss an object aside, are you even conscious of the action? Or do you just suddenly realize you're living in squalor one day, with no recollection of tossing shit everywhere?

>>583664410
i need an answer to this

>>583664454
Go to r9k. You'll see plenty of these threads

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healthy

>>583664098
Jesus assfucking christ, either kill yourself now or give me your body and free house/groceries. I'll make use of it, fuck you for being a waste of air OP.

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>>583661112

Nice bum life bro, are you wearing $50 Nike sweatpants too? Mine haven't been washed in at least a week.

>>583664098
you are became insanity bachelor frog

>>583664098
>own nice house
>okay body, not fat
dude just clean that shit up (it'll take a week tops especially since you don't even leave the house) and bring women over. it's not hard to get laid and it'll give you the motivation to keep the place clean

>>583660153
I'm no really into having much a mess, but I'm also not a fan of having everything perfectly neat.
This actually looks kind of cozy/comfy.

yeah ive never seen a shower like that. its not elevated or anything or separate from the rest of the room. must be a euro thing.

>>583664098
well, at least the mop is still clean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcbiloiGvLc&list=UUOVBewbUEYTW6v0g2L6pi7Q

l

>>583660153
How much would you charge me to come clean all that up for you?

>>583662518
Is that sheet covering your window so that no one can see how you live?

>>583664746
Man, imagine the smell though... You would need to air it out for at least a week after cleaning, then proceed to febreeze that shit, then light some yankee candles or fancy $25 dollar candles from Bath and Body Works to make it smell nice again.

>>583660153

Would it hurt you to clean up after yourself?

>>583664410
>implying he showers

>>583664098
>all dem razor blades in the corner
>has a mop
yeah right
>fecal matter around toilet
dude, holy shit this is disgusting, please show us where you sleep and the rest of the house

How long did it take to get like this, op?

how is that shower supposed to work .. the floor floor drain seem to be higher than the floor itself...

What do you do in your time?

You could pay someone like...50-200 dollars to clean this for you.

Move everything important /valuable into your personal room, then move everything important/valuable into a different room and have the person clean that first room.

They'll be more tolerant if you provide gloves and get rid of anything immediately offensive like used tampons or old condoms or piles of literal fecal waste. Spray some fabreeze too.

>>583664886
It's common in cheap appartments here. The shower part sits a little lower than the rest of the room and if you would actually clean your bathroom more than OP does, the drainage hole will take care of the rest.

i have to ask op, do you have any cockroach problems or rats scurrying around?

>>583663482
You can OD and not die you dumb faggot.

He's right.
You just fade out. You also hallucinate (which is how you know you've OD'd, but you don't even care man)

So OP, did someone leave you and you just gave up on life or did something happen or what?
I just cleaned my place up because it looked like this shit and it gave me such a mental relief.
like seriously, part of your not being right in the head is the stress you have from having these kind of sourroundings.
not to be a dingus or nothing

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>>583665259
kek

>>583663672

You can OD without dying you clusterfuck of retarded brain cells

id clean this for 40 and enjoy it. ive cleaned friends rooms this bad just for fun

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Mods are asleep on /pol/ in a big way. Head on down for all the cheese pizza you can handle as well as all the fun that comes with unmodderated uncaptchaed boards

>>583665402

that's like two-three garbage bags. this person has mental problems.

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>>583665239
>>583665259
kek

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I can't even imagine how it smells like in that place.

Hot farts, dirty laundry, molding chinese food. Not even close.

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>>583661693
got to be fake or ive been living a lie...

Come on, op, give is a tour of the rest of the place.

>>583665592
truth

I'll just clean my house after a shitty week even and i'll feel so much better.

>>583665062
I squealed. Top post m8

How does this welfare dude live so well? Sure it's dirty but homeboy has like 35 tvs and 19 computers. Dat electric bill alone.

>>583665610
Read the first post you retarded piece of nigger's shit.

He was talking about OD'ing for the sake of dying.

Fucking. RETARDSAD DEGFEFXDSF

>>583662873
Kek

>>583662873
What is it

>>583665802

Trent was never filthy, he was just messy.

This is what pissed me off when I was living in my parents house. My room was a tip, but they acted like I shat on the floor and pissed on the curtains.

Its just stuff, not empty bowls of food or dozens of beer cans and fag stubs like OP's room.

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The floor is at and angle so the water goes down the drain.

I have lived like this for years this is not the dirtiest i've had it, I might clean like once a year

>>583664713
a-are you me?

>>583666010

I'm on a variety of gov't assistance and get about 1300 a month. 500 of it is for food but yeah.

>>583661693
jesus god.

Shit op, grab a trash bag, pick up all the garbage,
put dirty clothes in a pile,

whats so hard about that,
although your probably trying to reflect inner turmoil,
by living in filth, stop living in filth.

>>583661518
>guy fox
>fox

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>>583666064

WELL SHET MAYN, WISH I KNEW THAT EARLIER

Protip:

>I did and you're still retarded

>>583665618
Howtobasic?

>>583660153
I've seen worse at friend's houses.
You can still see the floor here

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>>583665261

Loose razors in the shower, were you stand naked... Makes sense.

Does the place smell? Post pics of sleeping area OP

>>583666106
oh shit, rubiks cube spotted

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Rate mine.

>>583666243
no u

>>583662929
>>583664624
Answer now

It's called a garbage can, and a vacuum. Holy shit man.

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>>583666474

Osama bin laden detected

>>583666474
timestamp. I don't believe that

Alltså seriöst mannen! Städa.
Hur kasst du än mår.

>>583661693
*facepalm*

>>583666474

Those aren't piss bottles anymore

Those are piss barrels

>>583663680
lol. You just jumped right into the heroine game for side money. And three people died too because your stuff was so good. And you know they had an awesome time while they were most likely convulsing. And you know they died because all heroine dealers know the whereabouts of all their junkie buyers.

You are 14 and trying to look cool on the internet.

Side note: It doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look like you should just jump off a bridge and save society the headache of having to deal with you for another 25 years. (You die of a heart attack at 40 because of your weight.)

>>583664451
Hello I am new here and just moved form kekoslavokia and find joke of yours much funny.

>>583666090

LOLLL

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>>583664098
wait, I don't get this. Is the fucking shower carpeted? The hell?

>>583666192
1300 a month from govt. assistance? Shit.

>>583666474
Nice, post moar.

>>583666106
Do you have Kik OP?
You fascinate me, let's be friends.

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>>583666106
where the fuck do you sleep?

Ryck upp dig

>>583666474
is that a piss gallon under your chair..

>>583666959
Ja, säger samma sak!
Shit va nasty lägenhet alltså.

>>583666814
Oh shit! it's sherlock! but wait, what's this? you're fucking retarded!!? Well Mr. detective may you kindly fuck off?

>>583664098
>my weight is 58kg and 179cm tall

nigger you're in america now. speak american.

>>583664410
He is European if you haven't noticed. The floor of the bathroom is the drain.

And no he didn't shower, and if he would have garbage up to his ankles as his drain fills up.

>>583666945
you dont notice that bed?
im assuming he sleeps there

>>583666106
>green screen
Why

>>583661693

spoiler alert: minutes directly correlate to degree of toastyness.

They are one in the same!

>>583667135
No, you really are a fucking idiot.

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>>583666474
>all them fucking piss jugs
dude...this can't be real
are we saddam now?

>>583662572

lol I giggled at this.

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>>583666474
More.

>>583667290
>No, you really are a fucking idiot.
Oh shit, world's greatest detective AND captain of teh debate team? shit man your resume is looking better by the second! Try not to get EVERY job ok bud?

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>>583664304

I bet he has a flock of roaches living all over.

>>583664713
Ha. I have the same pair. Sorry you paid $30 more dollars instead of getting them on ebay.

>>583667218

correlation does not imply causation. the relationship is incidental at best.

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>>583661693
Stop being so dumb this was proven wrong.
>Lrn 2 intrnt

its like a condemned building or something

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>>583660153
This guy could use some NZT-48.

Life story OP

>>583667526

nice webcam and green screen. What twitch tv personality are you? What games do you play?

>>583667449

man this makes me nostalgic. i miss living in a fucking shithole dump.

i mean, say what you will. at least you can smoke indoors like a fucking human being.

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>>583666106
>Green screen behind computer
>Webcam on monitor
>No evidence of actual job or life, but lots of TV's everywhere
>Strange amount of other technology in complete shithole apartment
>PewDiePie Confirmed

>>583661289
hued

When I saw your pics you posted, OP I thought of how insanely lucky you are. I assume you don't have a job, no offense, your parents/brother pays for you to live in a house and treat it however you want. Man I'm busting my ass off working 40+ hours a week at shitty fucking mcdonalds making $9.50 just to pay bills to keep my shit apartment. I'm not complaining about my life, but man you're lucky as hell and am sorta jealous.

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>>583667481Says the guy who needed a 'second job' selling shit-tier heroine to people, three of which died from said product.

Also, you're telling some dude online who has a messy house to kill himself by OD'ing on heroine.

CAPTCHA: played ryoleste

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Some life story inc

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Literally a living emobodyment of this maymay

>>583668114
i make 13/hr at a hospital and still cant find a place that isnt in gang territory or over 1000/month

>>583668217
Your point? If you can make extra cash on the side by doing basically no work, why not? And if you can get an OP to kill himself, why not? go back to reddit moralfag

>>583668270
holy fuck the pizza boxes

>>583668024
This reminds me of Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky,
At least whoever lives here has enough respect for himself to clean out the fucking trash of their sordid existence.

This is creepy and depressing, but there is evidence of SOME self respect here.