hey so i was wondering how to unmasterbate Like.. can i take

>>583576239
>suck it back in
In order to unmasturbate, you just don't masturbate.

> interdasting.jpg

what are you like fucking 12 years old?

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>>583576239
wat?
virgin detector is going off the charts

wash your vagina, it's fucking filthy

>>583576239
you inject cum back with thermometer

>>583576239
you can't undo a cum
but you can pull yourself away from the climax
look up "kegel exercises"

first you have to unring a bell

>>583576239
Cum into hands
Lick hands clean
Swallow

This is honestly the most original thread I've seen in months.

>>583576239
i haven't met anyone that high yet and never will, i hope

>>583578154
>unring a bekk
kek'd

>>583578154
>unring a bell
kek'd

alright but i need to master the laws of wizardy

>>583576239
do it the other way

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Alright I'm actually a licensed cummologist, with a PhD from Harvard.
>pic related, it's my diploma

what you're looking to do is restore your dumpstercummis, or ovule. it's a long process, and it has to be done just right.

the first step is to widen the opening. this can be done any way at first but the key is to do it right at the end. take a video of yourself using your fingers to stretch your passage a little, I'll let you know if it's good enough.

fap 360 degrees and walk away

>>583579049
>interdasting
tried, still don't feel new ;-;

Pour in some fanta and start recycling

Have you tried covering the pee hole?

>>583579665
im not sure what to cover it with, and since i have a vag its hard to find my peehole

>>583578154
Then you need to untoast toast. Its easy, just twist the dial the other way on the toaster.

>>583579524
>I recycle all my sperm

>>583579978
or maybe not fapping forever will do the job?