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>>583502281
OP here... so I feel a lot better now that my ingrown's are gone... but wait... I didn't get the last one.... Extra stage anyone?
http://4archive.org/b/thread/583502281
^^^^^ >that's pretty impressive guys... thank you
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aw hell no fuck that shit id rather eat a live squid
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EAT THE TOE NAILS

EAT THE TOE NAILS

DO IT FAGGOT!
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>>583512905

You're welcome, I'm the one who archived it. Didn't get the whole thread, but got most of it.

captcha slyways not
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>>583512905
Well done op
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>>583512905
So this final round were going all in with 90% rubbing alcohol.... to make sure it stays clean.
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>>583513207
EAT YOUR TOENAILS
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jesus christ i just went through that archive
mfw you had already gone to a podiatrist and gotten them fixed before and you still managed to fuck them up
what the fuck do you do to your toes nigga
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>>583513207
yo >>583513085
thank you . I thought that this might go on blind eyes, but because of you ....know lets get to business
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>>583513621
mfw no pic
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Do the rest.
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>>583513685
halfway there.... DON'T STOP E ME NOW CAPTCHA!!!
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Jesus fuckin hell it's happening again.

Hold the fuck on gentlemen. HERE WE GO!
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>>583513989
NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE REST OF YOUR NAILS
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WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
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Moar!!!
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>>583513989
ok so its off...know lets clean this one up, but with alcohol.
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>>583514356
Jesus fucking hell, that must hurt so much!
I've had my share of ingrown toenails, but nothing of this shit.
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>>583514379
Thanks for this, now I can delete all the individual photos.
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>>583512905
You could have just gone to the hospital and let them do it there...
Unless you want it to get infected that much
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>>583514356
plz be slow when you do it
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>>583514356
>>583513989
>>583513685
>>583513207
>>583512905
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>>583512905
eat them !
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did you use anything to numb anything drunk, high anything?
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>>583514356
Ok so this was pretty shitty ... anyone that says that peroxide is harder to deal with pain wise vs alcohol hasn't tried 90% alcohol...
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>>583514892
rubbing alc
aka pain creator
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>>583514892
this. this right here ends all euro vs murica arguments. Fly your ass over here and get it done painlessly and free jesus christ.
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>>583515143
he had peroxide on hand
every drug store in murica has peroxide
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>>583515289
if i wanted my ingrown toe nails taken off i wouldn't think 'best go to the drug store and get some peroxide' no, i would go to the hospital and have a nice nurse look after me and then go home with having to torture myself...
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>>583512905
Pee on your fingers
and feel the pain
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>>583512905
OP, really, are you drunk?, high or something? Or just batshit crazy?
Also, if you like, you can put my ID somewhere in there
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>>583512905
INGROWN JOE IS BACK.


YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
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ev me
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>>583512905
use glue and stick them back 2gether
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make webm moron
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This is probably going to make it better. Probably.
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>>583512905
Why are your hands so small? sissy
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>>583512905
make a necklace out of them
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>>583514379
jesus christ...
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Recap what did I miss ?
Was this a roll thread or op is just a fucking bad ass n rip his nails off
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>>583516505
ingrow nails
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Op use these kek
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>>583514892
are you high asf on painkillers or something
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>>583514892
GODAM CAPTCHA ... ok so I'll answer questions, but just so everyone knows I'm good... no drugs ( yes beer, but I'm doing pretty good for know I can deal with pain... especially when walking would cost me more pain then pulling the son-of-a-bitch out.
>pain tolerance:8/10
>desensitization 9/10
> fucks givable 0/1
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>>583516927
you sir, are why i keep coming back.
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i cant take two of these threads in the same morning im out nigga
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>>583516927

Shit like this is why I stay here
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>>583516927
Op how much better do you feel now that you pulled them out
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>>583516927
OP, make a note with my ID!!
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postin on epic thread hail satan
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salt in wounds on livestream
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>>583516927
I'm not sure how much I'm going to post , but I want people to understand. What I just did... That is what old /b/ was like. I have come to the conclusion that it will never be like that (at most it'll have little gems like what I just did) which bothers/saddens me..... I 'miss the good old days....
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FUCK, OP. FUCK.
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>>583517719
this OP, make live stream of this shit dont let it go 404
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wtf is going on
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>>583514379

I have been a champion of rekt and gore threads, but this is fucking pushing it, holy shit have i never seen my balls actually jump into my stomach as hard as this has.
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shit like this only goes down on /b/. it makes up for all the cancer and mental illness threads
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>>583517719
roll
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>>583517912
same here
>lurking gore/rekt on 4chan for years
>cutting heads off - nah
>getting shot - meh
>cut in half - beh
>MFW this thread
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Cut your toes off next time? mkay?
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We need more OPs like this.
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>>583518034

Gah fuck, the one where the nail-filer is in the raw meat under his toe is fucking too far and i dont know why, i masterbuate to licking asshole and htat just pushed me man.
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Today on 4chan, OP was not a faggot
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Someone archive this, its fuckign epic.
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I say, eat them toenails with some fish :3
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O.P where do you live i want to give oyu some money!
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>>583516927
damn op, how will you wear socks now?
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>>583518454
>ID
>time posted

I like your post
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>>583517912
>>583514379
Holy Fuck, this is true rektilinear cringe. Jesus fuck.
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>>583517874
never a truer word spoken.
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>>583518454

holy shit moD idget.
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>>583518454

posible wizard detected
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haxor know as 4chan strikes again
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>>583513989
I see that flat side on the nail of your big toe
I've had that surgery on both big toes
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OP is not a faggot
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>>583517874
You are a beautiful human bean, OP. We love you.
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So, op is not a fag, but might die of eternal bleeding.
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>>583519274
External, ya idiot.
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>>583519274

being this fucking new, how does it feel bro?
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>>583519274
>>583519457
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>>583519457
>>583519274

wot m7+1 talking to yourself?
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>>583519457
An hero
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>>583519390

being this new, how does it feel bro?
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>>583512905

OP is winner of Internets!!!
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>>583516927
sorry guys just getting some socks... really not that hard
>>583518510
let me show you

>>583518454

Its funny actually I live in Texas, but for most of my life I lived in Minnesota... I guess you could say I have that "Minnesota nice/ Texas "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!" Attitude.
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>>583519954

dam man, your a legend, o more eternal bleeding?
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I had ingrown toenails for 4 years straight. Had them cut back 3 times but the fuckers came back every time.

4th time, they literally ripped them off like you would a fucking bandaid. 3 shots of local did nothin, so they held me down and just tore the fuckers off. I have never been in so much pain.

Week later they cauterized my toes and now I physically cant grow nail on both my big toes
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>>583520016
jesus fuck,
>eternal
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>>583520257

listen you fucking acoustic nigger, you have to be so goddam new your room must be clean and your mom said you can use the internet echoing down to your bedroom
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HEY O.P have a picture of my seman in a white castle slider box.
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>>583520489
top kek
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>>583512905
>>583520489
keep this thread alive and I'll cum on some boots
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>>583520357
jesus your such a roody poo.
Typing in a particular fashion of an autist in sure means to attempt a bait is by far the worst way you can by any means wish to illicit and contribute to this thread.

as others have told you your main action is to an hero immediately
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>>583519274
>>583519457

>eternal bleeding
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>>583520717

GODSPEED ANON!
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Wow this just gets older and older, i mean weirder and weirder
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bumpsicles
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>>583520489

Apex kek
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Now with tiemstamp! I klnow how you niggers behave!
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bump the casbah
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>>583521164
C'mon man, is it too hard to write my ID somewhere there?
I'm helping bumping
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>>583519457
>>583519457
>>583519649
>>583520016
>>583520357
>>583520489
>>583520805
MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD
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>>583521164
you only timestamp when people ask you or your doing something incredible you retard.

>thinks cuming in a box is timestamp worthy
>attempting to get in on epic thread
>nigger stealing thunder
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>>583521339

do you know how hard it is to stay hard while thinking of white castle when ronald mc donald is thinking about beating ouy off in the back of a burgert king to spoil the compeitors meat?
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bump for bootcump!
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>>583521713
Cum on your hand then slap yourself
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>>583521467
Yes, it's not as hard to write a fucking ID you illiterate cum hose
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timestamp incoming
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>>583522121

This thread is fucking epic.

100000000 internets to you sire!
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this thread. ive seen so much gore but holy fuck.
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>>583522365

clementine will remember this.
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>>583522365

you havent seen any gore u dumbfuck if u get queasy at this. just get the hell out now.
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>>583522474
is that a reference to what i think it is
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>>583522684

yes.
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Wow, so many fuckers, and to little of my ID
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>>583522712
>>583522712
good movie
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>>583522759
had to find a different pen
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the old 4chan, i feel at home. i solute u OP
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i came on paper if that is ok?
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>>583523346
What's up with your cum man?
Looks like saliva
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>>583523346
No, that is not okay.
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>>583523346
there's room for improvement
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>>583523346
That will not do, sorry.
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>>583523580
does your saliva look like that?
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>>583523580
see>>583523106
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>>583523346


crust it up and snort it. i dare you smalls
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I think it's time OP cums on his toes
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>>583523106
Kinda feel honoured, it's like that time where the Dash faggot put my ID on his twitter
>>583523709
Well, certainly my cum doesn't
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This thread is /b/ in a nutshell, racism there own cum, timestamps and gore.
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>>583524125
bootcum anon is happy to be of service
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Well what the fuck is going on in here
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>>583524417

7 keks
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>>583524417
And momma is proud, johnny.
You are not like the papercum anon that's too pussy to put my ID on his cum
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>>583524456
it just kind of happened
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how else to continue this thread?
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>>583519274
>eternal bleeding
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justice bump
god speed
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>>583525730
Dieudonné ?
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@583523346

That is grosser that gross.
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op too shit to get insurance to go to the hospital for sanitary and secured removal of ingrown tonail.. its funny bc what OP did will make the toenail worse
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>>583512905
>>583512905
And you, sir, are a ballsy legend.
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>>583526339

did you really just fucking facebook quote someone? gtfo newnigger
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Did somebody screen capped this?
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>>583526368
>what toe nail?
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>>583526656

yeah, theres a classic sumamry on the thread of the main post then the rest of it.
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Holy shit.

You must be SO fucking high.

Well you're a legend now champ.

Good work.
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bumping for more cum on stuff
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>>583526850
Even the Cum-ID Arc?
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>>583512905
cum on toe nails, then eat them
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>>583527712

No, that is not on there. I dont know how to put it on there either.
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>>583512905
Why the fuck did you pull the entire toenail off?????? You just gotta cut the side bits!!!
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Well, it was a good ride comrades, see you all in next thread.
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>>583530089
Next thread for what?
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>>583530557

after seeing soemthing like this who the hell knows.
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>>583531031

who knows, i might cut off my nipples with razors. but i have yet to decide if thats above what op has done.
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>>583531119
I'll see you in hell
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>>583531207

ill be the one operating the blowjob powered elevator because we know you don't have too.
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>>583531434
if I see cum in a White Castle box somewhere in a thread, I'll know it's you
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>>583531707

Im so happy with my achievement.
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>>583531707
>>583531434
*Their dicks touch*
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>>583531802

white castle flies out of pockets, shrek comes over and penetrates both of us.
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PdRUyxT1 is love, PdRUyxT1 is life
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>>583532021

i am a mod, and i approve this message.
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>>583532252
nigger stop
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>>583532682

>sage
>implying he has rights

Its in my title to say what goes and what blows.
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