You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't go to music festivals with your friends and get drunk and have a good time.
GO.
i don't have friends
Because they are all secretly FUCKING bananas
>>583481276
/bread
Because I don't have many friends and I hate large crowds.
Because I have an education and a real job.
>>583481276
/thread
OP is a faggot
because i dont have legs
Im not against the artists that play them.
But it's just not the kind of music Im in to
>>583481134
because 2 of those faggots are wearing banana costumes... and im not into that stupid shit. im embarassed for those losers
I make sarcastic comments about everything and think I'm smart and better than most people but in reality I'm pathetic and not all that bright and people don't like being around me
>>583481134
douchbag festival? This ain't no music festival. Festies don't look like frat parties with bananas and wannabe bohemian cooters.
cause I'm 30 and not 18 anymore
Because i hang with a smarter group of people
I have no money usually, just started working a decent job and I am saving up money to get out to some.
>>583481424
This made me chuckle
>>583481578
you have a fucking wheelchair dont ya?
>>583481134
because I am 55 years old
pic frum party i was at today
>>583482227
you all look 15 years old
>>583481134
Been to edc twice. so been there done that. It was fun, but most days/weeks/months id literally rather just stay home and play videogames or work on my music or do something on my comp. Dont know why.
>>583482216
That's a damn good reason.
>>583482227
I'm going to need more of that girl in the front...
Die faggots
Same! How'd you lose yours?
>>583482516
you know it, sonny.
>music festivals
>>583481134
im depressed and I wouldn't be much fun there and would drag my friends down. Plus its not everyones cup of tea
cos i dont have friends
/thread
they r expensive here and my friends dont like the music aswell :(
Because I'm 14
>>583481134
Did it this past Summer. Went to Firefly with 10 people and had 2 campsites side-by-side so double the party space.
The first day I took .5 of molly, .5 of coke, 6 tabs of acid (or whatever RC it was but it had no taste so I believe it was real LSD), 37 shots/beers, smoked a carton of cigarettes and probably about a quarter of OG Kush.
I did not die, nor am I retarded. Or a douchebag for that matter. It was a hell of a good time, I usually stick to tobacco, beer/whiskey, and weed but I figured I should save money up to go all out.
My most vivid memory of that day is watching Outkast while smoking a joint and a cig at the same time, and eating a fucking amazing crabcake sandwich. Glad I stayed hydrated.
>>583481276
Also music festivals are usually shit
1. I have a job with resposibilities, 2 i have better things to spend my money on such as bills and 3 im a punk and would much rather be in a basement with 30 close friends watching bands then a fest with 5k+ bros, whores and all around idiots.
>>583481134
because music is for plebs
>>583481134
because me and my friends aren't filthy goddamn hippies (though we do love our psychedelics..)
>>583481134
Metal/hardcore shows are better.
>>583483618
>music is for plebs
literally the most autistic thing i have ever read in my fucking life
at least you didn't say "plebe" because you know the proper pronunciation of the word plebeian
>>583481134
that one guy in the left corner is way to fucking old to be there.
>>583483490
cool story bro
>>583484197
lmfao for realiously
>>583481134
Im 40 years old. Those goddamn kids need to get of my lawn. I stacked kids like them 5 feet high in Korea. Used em as sandbags.
>>583481882
This
And theyre expensive as fuck and you cant even get full strength beer at them anymore in my city
>>583481134
Im the guy who sold you guys your drugs
Now im off fucking bitches, packing guns and selling more drugs
holla at me when you need a fix bitch
Everyone and their friends are there drunk whilst being obnoxious as shit. Plus a lot of acts that I really don't care to see. Also never fun to watch friends drink and get in a fight or arrested or some shit.
>>583481134
dont like live music, dont have friends, don't drink