NZ thread. Get in here. Why are IDs even back?

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>>583290210
>>583290210
No one lurkan?

why are IDs even back?
too early I think

its too early, will bump anyway though.

had an awesome chat on omegle with some girls from texas, was in it for a good 15min. i accidently skipped.
i shattered my shit after

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mfw i started drinking at 3 waiting for the 7-8ish nz thread to appear

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>>583289581
Auckland here

21 / M / Mission bay

Any femanons wanna meet up for a fuck? pic related is me

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my face now.
shieeeet

Someone in Dunedin should give me a bj. Gardens gang bang anyone?

>>583291329
2small

>>583291730
fuck i just ran into some cunts from dunedin on omegle.

>>583291936
m8 should we try find eachother?

>>583292069
wearing a white shirrt, drinking. come find me bitch

>>583292260
>>583292260
tell me one of ur interests so i can like it. im coming 4 u

fucking ran into a cunt from auckland, had a shot and he then went to take a dump

>>583292509
i have no interests brah

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skip me then you heatless bastards.

>>583293416
im coming

>>583293416
just had a dude with a white shirt but he skipped me

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>>583293776
people skip me, i don't skip them

Heard shit got weird in the threads (s?) last night?

>>583293935
I will find you

>>583294152
dagumi, is that you

>>583294307
wot

>>583294152
shit got weird for me on thursdays thread. can't remember much of it.

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>>583294446
dagumi

>>583294446
did you ID just change or am i dyslexic as fuck.

>>583294921
no

>>583295157
u r high

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>>583295358
tgtbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn8io6fv6tv8

round 2 fight!

wea my bjs dunedin. u still on omegle omegle gu y?

>>583295804
crate day

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>>583296026
still on yeah buddy

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nelson/blenheim here someone please come to picton and pick me up i got bourbon to share and an airgun please guys

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>>583296338
fuck is crate day..
that some kind of homo talk

>>583296978
>homo talk
bae

can i bump with random cunts that i see from omegle? like is it copyright if i take they faces and shit and post?

>>583297374
do it

why can't i breathe though my nose?

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>>583297968
here;s one fomr the other night to get started.
mo fuckkas be skippin me

oh no

to early

>>583299108
Go ND

>>583300117
Can we keep it alive?

>>583300524
no its wont make it they only live born after 8pm :(

>>583300524
All we have to do is believe.

>and post.

>>583300898
dudes its suffering

wea u@ omegle guy? im searching so hard

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fuck that, we'll kep it alive till then.

>>583301121
If it's that hard for you don't post?

Or wait until Christchurch morphine guy comes along and get morphine so you aint in painz, nig.

>>583301272
wow calm down ffs ill wait till 8pm like a normal nzer

>>583301263
check my id brah.
still on that omegle buzz.

ND starting off against Aces.

I got a free ticket with a pie from McDonalds

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>>583301445
>wow calm down ffs

>>583301639
fuckin love that gif

>>583301903
>"We haven't got any chicken left"

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who can get me some weed

3200 Dinsdale

Is the whole of Auckland dry or some shit? Anyone selling?

>>583302747
im feeling the same here.
i've messaged 20 people, no one got any

>>583302286
I don't think there' much about. 3204

>>583301269
Stay alive!

>>583302973
Im in need of the weed!!

What's everyone having for tea?

stayin alive, bump it cunts

>>583304010
I had some eggs

>>583304010
I had Thai food. BBQ and roast pork.

>>583304010
i downed a fish burger and a scoop of chips.
washed down with #6 drink of whisky and coke

>Tfw youre too scared to talk to IDbro

>>583303976
dinsdale hamilton? yea i could hook a nigga up if you've got the cash

>>583304010
i had chips

>>583304451
based hyung is based. no be afraid

>>583304621
number??

talked to some chick from virginia, talked about songs, weed, and shieeet.

>>583304696
O-ok

Reporting In. I'm sick guys :(

>>583304105
Bruh. you drinking again?

>>583304010
Maccas

Thanks for asking, I had food.

>>583304451
>Tfw youre too scared to talk to IDbro

Same after he found my trip on /pol/ which I haven't used in almost a year...

Still not over it.

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that face when ugly chicks skip you on omegle

>>583305121
nyess.
i probably shouldn't be, but yolo 420noscopes.
hopefully i don't post pics again kek

>>583305124
I called one fat one time and she got pissed off. And then disconnected. Eventually when we reconnected, her friend wanted to stay to chat with me but she disconnected lol

Wait what the fuck? I just realised how early it is, kek

>>583304621
bruh, im keen and have cash, give me your number so we can sort this shit out

>>583304820
bruh, not posting my number on here, make a throwaway, you'll also need transport btw

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>>583305451
tfw been waiting for nz thread all day

Also why are IDs even back?

>>583305451
lol same but i noticed what the fuck do i have to do this doesnt interfere with my busy social life

1 v 1 me

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>>583305451
this thread been here since like 6. it was premature as fuck but i stayed.
fuck. some chick said hi to me but i was typing this post. chances lost

Bruhh whoz keen to do zum heroeine tonite, tzt me cunts i wanna get wazted

>>583305669
same bro u got no job?

>>583305706
ps3? come 1v1 me on rust cunt

Bruhh anywon keen bruhhh

>>583305851
I have a job but it's the weekend.

>>583305863
ur on fagit hope you got the camera ready?

>>583305894
bruhh?

>>583305936
dont u have friends
>secretly hoping u say no

>>583305968
Bruhhhh heroine crak, u name it, i get it

>>583305654
yup I have transport

>>583305965
lel wut

why are IDs even back?

>>583306023
Haha. I do, just not hanging tonight. Staying in to watch the cricket.

>>583306062
sweet, make a throwaway then and we'll suss out the details

>>583306061
post ur throwaway im keen for heroin if its real heroin

>>583306138
TALK SHIT GET HIT NIGGAH
thats how we live in da hood

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BASED 6PM THREADS ARE BACK

Where my fucking farmers at. Ashburton reporting for evening milking

>>583306207
question, whats a throwaway

>>583306354
fucking hillbile fagit, get a real job

>>583306223
It says made in new zealand at the back so it must b real bruhh, not those plstic ones from china bruhh

>>583289581
yooo anyone go to drift shifters today?

>>583306438
a disposable email address, because there's no way i'm posting my contact details on /b/

>>583306438
A one off email account. So you can exchange details without everyone seeing

>fags in the thread
this is why we wait till 8 so they all in bed

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i called some large ladies bitches, i feel ashamed now. they laughed, am i ok karma wise?

>>583306438
kill urself

>>583306456
A real job? You dumb fucking 60% of this countries gdp is agriculture and we supply 90% of the worlds milk exports. A real job? Agriculture keeps this country afloat. Wtf do you do you fucking faggot? Work at a fucking K-mart?

>>583305716
>tfw When i used Robin William's death to keep a girl from disconnecting with me

Is that bad?

>>583306350
Bruh. I think OP got a bit excited and gunned it prematurely

>>583306715
Amen brudduh, but chillout man

>>583306715
lel, first of all calm down
second, that hurt my feelings
and third this all ties into my main point of farmers being illiterate fucktards that only care about rugby and sheep

>>583306715
"Wtf do you do you fucking faggot? Work at a fucking K-mart?"

Hahaha.

>>583306746
>Is that bad?
He would want to be remembered.

>>583306595
[email protected]

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>>583306998
ADD ME ON SKYPE

>>583296978
>american only just started drinking

>dosent know crate-day let alone being able to handle it

>>583306979
Actually... Was the K-mart response because you work at Farmers? And aren't actually a farmer?

Honestly though guys, dont undermine farmers

>>583307130
You probably already know my skype you sneaky cunt.

>how much do you know about me

>>583307168
dafuq is crate day, started drinking at 3.
#6 or 7
what are you on son.
nevermind son, i don't know how old you are. it would be some time travel shit if it turned out you were older than me.

>>583307403
45BC

smoking the last of my first batch of homegrown bud

uoeno it

I was so mad at my mom for forgetting to buy my sd card so i disconnected the wifi

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>>583307321
i think you posted it before but i don't know

anyone could've found your trip in less than 30 seconds

all i wanted - michelle branch.
my jam at the moment.
any music suggestions brah?

>>583306976
Well that very quickly shows me you retarded you are. To run a farm you need to manage people, stock, money, land and a huge amount of other things. In fact your average nz dairy farm has more turnover than many small business in our cities. The government has just announced we need to double our ag export value by 2025, which means agriculture in this country needs insainly smart and business savvy people. Your idiotic idea of farmers being dumb is based on your own blind ignorance to somthing that you should know more about but dont. Also dont say fagit then call someone illiterate you cunt. I have a degree in ag commerce not english.

>waiting for lotto to see them spin the winning wheel
>gotta be in it to win it

>>583306715
maybe if you spent more time working, than drinking milk and caressing oddly shaped soccer balls, you would have equaled my accomplishments

>>583307636
not sure if srs

>>583307724
post results. I'm curious now

>>583307636
I had an SD card problem too, that makes us like related

>>583307674
Oh, fuck, maybe I did, actually.

You've been here longer than I remembered. Don't feel about that, bae, I is just useless.

>anyone could've found your trip in less than 30 seconds
How? Googling "Gay nazi 4chan"?

>>583307724
Gl bro, if u win over 200k, remember to give me some

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Any dunners weed. Also anyone here from the short lived am post-crash thread?

>>583307039
sent email

>>583307890
A lady won money and got a massive fright with the confetti went off and fell arse over tit.

>she's ok
>she'll be fine

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>>583308007
fuckin kek.
i won brah

>ITT people that have never played lotto and don't know that you watch other people spin the winning wheel to win money

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>>583307985
peskykyss

add me~

Lmao

>>583308368
No i meant post results cause I wanted to see how much they won / what they won specifically.


Think McFly

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CATCH ME ON FIRE

>>583307710
"first off, you spelt ignorant wrong, farmers are never going to be taken seriously if they refuse to learn basic spelling and grammar

>>583302747
>>583302961
>>583303976


yo who wants?

i can drop anywere in auckland

Mfw 450k xp till i level up


>>583307825
Im pretty srs bruhh

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>>583308642
forgot your fullstop

Hey how long did it take for 4chan to unfuck itself last night?

I was up till 1am and It still was under maintenance

>>583308826
it fuckin killed itself after i accidently clicked on some CP.
i didn't know it was CP, it was thumnail. i swear.
i was sweatin bullets.

>>583308642
When someone get their anus raped in an argument i typically find they focus on spelling. Im on my phone making a pizza i dont have time for spelling. Im talking ag bitch not english.

>implying "edge (⊿-mix)" by Perfume isn't the greatest Jpop song of all time

FUCK OFF MATT GIBBS you beady eyed cunt. fuck off back to your kids shows. why you on my tv screen. beady eyed bastard.
go SQUIRT on your mums face beady eye

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>>583307403
each bottle is 750ml

>>583308371
You'll make fun of me.

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>>583308826
bout 3am, there were like 4 people involved in the nz thread after it came back up

Jaffa fag living in Chch reporting in

whats good mah niggas?

Anyone got a steam of the boxing?

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>>583308985
REKT

>>583309194
lol

>>583309170
Mate, get adblock.

I get sad seeing Matt sell out

>>583308054
replied with dets 7 mins ago

where the chch nudes at?

>>583309236
Where in the ravaged wasteland of chch do you drop your swag. Enjoying.this balmy cloudy evening?

>>583308826
It went back around 2.30
And there wss this guy with 20+ tabs open

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WINNINg serial number from wellington.
mfw based in welly but bought mylotto

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>>583309181
what's new tho?

nelson/blenheim here
yea 8:03 time to party anyone keen to pick me up in picton got a large bottle of bourbon and ritalin
>[email protected]
>not a paranoid fuck

>>583309350
nvm....

>>583309337
he was on the tv.. lotto draw.

watching these old cunts roll the winning wheel now. spin it cunt

>>583309613
Ah, he was based back on Squirt though

>>583309462
Oh you.

I have to change my picture...because otherwise you'll see me.

>>583309613
fuck are two old dudes gonna do with 100k travel around the world?
does that only include flight costs?

>>583309462
hnnng,
why you do this to me

>>583309420

Avonhead my bro. Chillen playing league so weather not effected gg

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>>583309726
i think i still have that one where you shooped swastikas on your eyes in my recycle bin

>>583309784
He looked disappointed, people often do when they don't win a good prize.

I would be furious if I "won" the travel one.

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Northern Knights need more runs!

ded

Anyone else enjoying the magic that is Horton hears a who?? Fuck this is good. I love this movie. Should have hit a cone first. Would be even better

mfw i have to spend another night grinding in rs cos mom forgot to buy ma sd card

oh shit, i got this chicks skype from omegle.
i don't even have skype.
wtf do i do brah

>>583311028
>blaming mum for being a loser neck beard
>mom
whats ur name soldier ill add u and grind with u we can grind on each other

>>583311157
Fuck bro i dunno.. heres a wild crazy suggestion... download skype??

>>583310368
i would too.
that's like the worst prize. you have to travel to use it. people can't just pick up and leave jobs/commitments to travel willy nilly.

>>583311157
dude give it to me im here everynight lonely an despresed waiting for xbox to update or something please bro

>>583311028
Been playing runescape too long. Takes too long to level up

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>>583311201
>whats ur name soldier ill add u and grind with u we can grind on each other

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>tfw because of my accent people keep misunderstanding my name

>>583311350
she know;s what i look like, we talked on omegle via chat, i could hear her, but my mic fucke dup and i would have to refresh my browser which would lead to convo disconnect.
she asked me if i have skype, i don't fucking have skyupe wtf you on about women. then i asked for hers and she gave it to me.
and now i have to download skype and add her.
i don't know what i'm doing.
why she does this.
i told her i was from nz and she was like oh my balls i wanna hear your accent.

>>583311307
Especially those almost dead.

>>583311515
nothing wrong with grinding me my mates use to grind all the time
>also does anyone in nz have any good gay childhood experiences

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>>583309947
daily dose

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any rotorua/tauranga fags here tonight? also why do americans come to these threads and bitch so much? are you jealous of our freedom?

>>583311425
thriller.jpg

>>583311718

Mate, wrong daily dose.

>>583311667
dude tell me her name dude dont be gay

>>583311718
more and more attracted.
you're ruining me bro, i can never aquire a women like that.

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>>583311809

>tfw Flu
>tfw couldn't lift today

Stroke my hair and tell me I'm going to make it, /nz/

>>583311697
>have any good gay childhood experiences
Sounds like you do.

>>583311749
>/tauranga fags
Yes.

>>583312040
i might do i dont wanna be the first to say mine thought cmon guys

fuck, why does chocolate taste 10000x better with water??/

>>583311952
Join the club mate

>>583311749
Haha fuck yea. Freedom maximised. This country is the fucking business. I watched a cop do a doughnut in his holden the other night

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>>583312028
>lifting
>not running

>>583312028
I haven't been able to lift for the past fortnight.

:-(

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>>583311718
>>583311814

THIS is daily dose.

>>583311881
i can't betray random omegle chicks,
it would be wrong of me.
to be honest. all i do is widen my eyes like a weird cunt and then they do it aswell, then i smile and they smile to, and then i begin the conversation with hey, how is your day/night.
and it leads on from there. i just talk about random shit and make faces and they keep smiling. i don't even know what i'm doing nor give a shit. many people skip me but every now and then a decent chick will stick around and be like, wtf yo eyes nice as fuck tho.
and i be like. wtf you say to me.

>>583312187
whats ur rs name u fucking faggot

>>583312206
>implying

I run aswell mate

>>583312236
>you will never do cardio and lift in the same day ever again

>>583312347
100007


u got any fire runes i can have bro?

>>583312161
I was at a Christmas party once and we were playing rugby and this boy came up to me and ask if I wanted him to teach me how to tackle. I said yes and then he hugged me.

>lol

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>>583311634
ireumi mwoyeyo?

>>583312507
>got any fire runes
yes
>i can have
no

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i'm gonna go have a smoke while i download skype.

fuck lindt lindor tastes so good wtf, so much bvetter than ferror rocher, WHICH IS SO EXPENSIVE

>>583312718
is that those little fuckers in the red foil brah?

>>583312492
>>you will never do cardio and lift in the same day ever again
Nah, don't, that's not nice.

I went to lift on friday and only managed 4/5 squats at 45kg then had to give up.

I want to do some cardio but I don't know if I have the fuel in the tank (and I think my heart might explode).

>why do other people get losts of energy on stims and I fucking collapse with fatigue

>>583312279
thanks doc

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>>583312279
i got a 2 week b& for posting that once

>>583312797
Ye bro, its got like this nutella thing in the middle, tastes so good

You cunts should start rock climbing. Fucking good fun and awesome fittness. All body weight shit. Practical muscle.

>>583312028
its alright to take a break. Your gains wont vanish. enjoy not lifting for a bit. Important thing is once your better to continue lifting, a lot of people miss a few days and give up, but I believe in you
Also y r ids bac?

>>583312884

I could use a ban. Would be an excuse to escape from this shithole again. Fuck my friend who got me back here. I was clean for 5 fucking years.

>>583312905
i know that taste man. is nice as fuck. smooth as fuck in the centre

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>>583312028
Next week you will be better, and then you will lift.

You're gonna make it bro.

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>>583312808
check your diet broski
I do a 3 k run + 3/4 lifts of 5x5 various weights depending on the excercise

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>>583312808
>Nah, don't, that's not nice.

I was being ironic but yeah

I kept telling myself I was going to go regardless of my sickness, and even practiced walking around my house to get used to my headache. But then I said fuck it i can't and sat my ass back down on my chair.

At least I have my nofap right guys?

>>583312968
True, thanks anon

>>583313170

>YA YA YA


Fuck she looks like Golem when she dances.

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postn nz chicks

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So whatcha guys thinkin bout?

>>583313372
my waifu

welp, fuck skype. why you ask me so much shit to do to create an account for.

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>>583313170
>having teeth this yellow
does she live on smokes and coffee?

>>583313372
Haha wtf was he thinking eh.

>>583313372
Not lifting and my nofap

>>583313170
All that money and she doesn't get her grubby teeth whitened...

oo ya, who was that person on biz earlier today? some cunt wanting to put up his own restaurant in Taupo or something?

>>583313206
>check your diet broski
Nah, it's the dex I'm on. Makes me tired as fuck.

>>583313219
>I was being ironic but yeah
I know, lolz
I was being ironic

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>tfw you can't even manage to keep up with 3 threads and a skype conversation
i should really read more

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>>583313436
>having problems making a skype account
dude check out how much they ask on facebook

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>>583313524
kek, i went there when i needed advice on getting a job i posted pic related and everyone kept getting distracted from my original question.

Used to frequent /biz/ during the early days after its inception

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what do guys thik of lydia ko? who'd u prefer, lydia or lorde?

>>583313078

ye, its so good. im on my last piece doe :(((((((((((((((

>>583313436
IDbae managed it.

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>>583313368
>>583313302

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>>583313909
took me months tho

>>583313746
>i should really read more
reading is for losers.

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>>583313469
He's a strange little man, it boggles the mind how he became a millionaire.

>>583313909
i don't have a microsoft accout, what is this shit

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>>583313372
just politics

>at court yesterday
>about to go up on stand
>prosecutor somehow knows my father
>asks me "did you ever say that it was your car?"
>totally blanking like holy fuck yes or no which is the right answer is he tryna trick me fuck I've paused too long this is weird say something holy shi- NO
>prosecutor now drops the case of confiscation of motor vehicle
>like a car worth 6k, courts took it, one random recognition and favour, like the flick of a fingers and the cars mine again (registered under fathers name)
>father is happy, he was angry I basically wrote off his car to the crown, but still pissed at me for being in court lol
>lawyer cost 2.3k for two court appearances and a couple meetings holy fuck I'm going to be a lawyer
It's not what you know, it's who you know. Now to find 1300 dollars to get it out of the fucking impound lot...

>>583313865
lydia

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Hello, boys!

>fuck, I'll post it.

>>583313847
ppl on there are so rude :(

>>583313504
Whats the point of nofap?

i don't have fuckin facebook or a hotmail. fuck you skype piece of shit

>>583313865
Lydia. How is this even a question?

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>>583314056
i'm trying to look smart here

>>583313865

Is this even a serious question? >>583314026

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>>583314341
Turn down for Watt

>>583313865
>who'd u prefer, lydia or lorde?
Zac Guildford.

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>>583314118
Why you not take me seriously John?

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>>583314056
I actually heard this at work the other day. Shit's not that funny dawg.

>>583314252
i decided i was gunna do no fap the other day, lasted 3hrs
>>583314294
>>583314172
me too bros

>>583314221
They where nice to me at least. They were just like "wowzers joocy azn" Much better than /a/, god I hate them.

>>583314252
It's meant to help with your sleeping, overall mindset. The real trick is staying off porn.

Ever since I finished uni i keep breaking it, but I've been on like a 4 day streak so far.

Plus the orgasm when I cave will be incredible

>>583302973
Yeah I heard the same thing. That massive Waikato raid didn't help things.

sometimes chicks on omegle ask me for instagram, shoul i participate in this? even if it is just for the slutty pics they may present?
i don't wanna sound like a cunt or anything but i have been asked quite a few times for my instagram. chicks be like ugh whatever when i tell them i have no gram.

dibs on 300

>>583314586
IDbabe said it to me in our skype romance.

>tfw bae knows how to sting

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>>583314576
Because you cannot into income tax policy

no ones added me on skype
>:'(

>>583314576
thank you mr. skeleton

>>583314892
ADD ME ON SKYPE

>>583314892
How even are you?

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>>583314709
wtf i dont even have this pic.
hold up

>>583313514
>>583313458
>>583313302

this is the original

>>583314851
what do u think of bill english?

>>583314942
whats ur name
>>583314957
what?

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>>583314750
>having instagram

298

>>583314892
how did you even make a skuype account?
i couldn't get past facebook or hotmail

i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches

>>583315080
pretty impressive bro, didnt u get last nights aswell?'and also the nite before????

>>583314576
slenderman noooooo

Thread #2 when? I'll report in then I'm gonna go watch something

>>583315035
>>583308371

shumbody link new bread. i am not over shit posting yet
#9

>>583315035
>what
Who, who are you?

>tfw have so much work I need to back up in case computer busts
>external wouldn't start
>fuck
>might lose all my writing for Shortland St

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>>583315013
great economist / 10 on my scale

>>583314680
>>583314680
been waiting for you to show up

>>583315381
Notice how Paula Benefit is a mash up of Jenny Shipley and Hele Clark?

>>583315381
nice bro

>>583315548

He's been posting for the last hour...

>>583306514 was his intro to the thread.

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>>583315343
their loss

>>583315381

I wouldn't say great economist, if he was he'd do someting about local council debt.

Bill English is just a farmer who knows how to run a tight ship.

wheres the new thread, cant find it

>>583315564
>mash-up
you mean sum?
cause you know... she is fat

>>583315820
make it yo

>>583315794
My eyes hurt

anyone do accy or finance in uni?

mfw i have to continue calc next year