Make me believe in aliens, /b/.

They're real. Believe me, OP. I work at Area 51.

I want to believe
>Ayyyyyy lmaaooo

>>583141190
seems legit

>>583141190
I went to highschool with Area 51

>>583141330
No way! Good guy.

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>>583141083
>inb4 v&

>>583141190
Can confirm.

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real sighting

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>>583141083
compared to the universe
we are nothing but arrogant and stupid monkeys
to think we are unique

>>583141083
Well, we exist. We're one world out of billions in our galaxy alone, and then the billions of other galaxies out there also have that many, with loads of planets in the habitable zone of stars. There is definitely other life out there.

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Google the Tether Incident. Pretty much confirmation of either crafts or giant space amoeba.

Also, OC.

>>583141730
rule34 pls

>>583141562
Ayyyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMBlWE3m0rM

confirmed here

It's just logically and mathematically flawed to thing we are alone. Life happened once it can happen again and the universe is billions of years old so it probably happened long before us.

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>>583141083

>>583141870
fuck

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>>583141083

I have seen UFO's on 3 occasions.
I can't say for a fact they were aliens but I can say for a fact they weren't supposed to exist (what I saw).

Interesting topic but I have to go to get dinner.

>>583141273
you're so funny

>>583141749
hi bob

>>583142417
Same here, seen stuff that no human craft ever could.

It would be idiotic for anyone to believe that we are the only planet with life; I'm trying to look for actual evidence that aliens have made contact with us.

How about you believe in the former minister of defense f Canada:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Hellyer#Extraterrestrial_issues

Or astronaut Edgar Mitchell who walked on the moon:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Mitchell#Views_on_UFOs

These are people from inside the government and NASA, what else do you need to see to believe.

>>583141083
kill yourself, it's easier

>>583142698
Well there are all the documents about the US government conducting talks with them and pilots seeing unexplainable things.

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>>583142495

PRAISE HIM!

>>583142703
Fucking THIS.

Canadian Minister of Defence MAY 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDuqZbjxB_E

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>>583141083

Seriously though, watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As-wYmFYb3I

>>583141083
They exist OP, trust me.

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>>583141083
Foi Huttegc, Ni muno yuc Defm , umja YU fugo oboli emo eh iea . Ura eh iea ulo hug , loguljoja , meh cgyura ryuho quoeh ckomja oboli cosemja eh cho jui reepot ug cgakyuja uais kyusgaloc. Iea ulo obolichot vuja yum cho quelrja. Femocgri, cholo yuc mechot iea obol tog umi kaaisi ? YU noum, YU chyump yug'c vosuaco eh ieal equm yumcosalyugyuoc ham nupot ham eh koekro , vag iea quyura mooja geh aktulujo geh u moqu robor. Chyuc yuc meg cho bomgyurugyuem eh cho kfegec em Husoveep yuc obom quelco . Meg u cglumtol. Dacg fyug no quyuch ieal vocg useg. YU un kolhosg. YU quuc sukguyum eh cho heegvura goun , umja cgulgol em ni vucpogvura goun . Quoug ckelg iea krui , echol chum cho " Nucgalvugyuem majo kuyumgot eh cho Dukumoco koekro " ? YU urceh fubo ura U 'c , umja cholo yuc u fyug feg tyulrhlyuomja ( Uso dacg vroqu no uquui ; nen quuc CEH suus ) . Quoeh ulo iea , iea usearja pyura ura fyuc hyuloqueeja . Chump iea hel ryucgomot. KYUS Lorugoja: Chyuc yuc no umja ni vyugseh

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i think they're down there

>>583141767
wtf

captcha: aieaty and

>>583141083
Why would a higher intelligence care about us at all? Especially one who has broken the light speed barrier? The only reason they would ever come here would be the same reason people go to Africa with film crews

>>583141715
that was a good scare from an m. night shyamaladingdong movie

>>583143216
what the fuck?

>>583143216
then that would be earth life you fucking autist

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they among us

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>>583143543
damn how can you tell

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z2327rb7w4

>>583143663
Wow this is good af, whats this from. Its david lynchy.

>>583143027
This ones actually really good, thanks

Don't matter if you believe in them
they believe in you

Bumping. I think /b/ should try and expose all of this info since the US keeps denying it. We could make history.

>>583141624
ugh, I hate sculptures like that sooo much

ayy lmao

There are three types of beings in the universe.

Every galaxy is another random permutation of our own.

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>>583141562
now im a believer.

>>583145208

Okay. So among all parallels, there are three different types of beings.

The timeless ones only exist in one finite set. Among all of the parallels, they exits in a finite number.

Then there are the mortalfags (us). An infinite number of us exist in the form of finite sets. Each parallel has only one set.

Then the locust looking motherfuckers (only seen one) exist as an infinite set in each parallel, but the set of them are consistent among all parallels. The are kind of like ants. I do not know if their queens are timeless ones or not.

>>583141715
That scene gave me fucking nightmares.
Fuck you Shamalamalan.

>>583141552

Gives me nightmares to this day 20 years later. Fuck that movie! Probably the only movie of Christopher Walkens where he isn't the creepiest thing in it.

>>583141083
oii rofl

behold a pale horse'' - book
details aliens have been in contact with earth for years, were responsible for the weapons the nazi's used and that eisenhower had an agreement with them. it even includes pictures of the people/cattle corpses that were found after they were abducted.

>>583145542
what movie

>>583141767
I could reproduce that image by smearing shit, blood and piss on a canvas.

>>583145637
William Cooper was the shit

What are the odds that in a seemingly infinite space, in which there are more solar systems than ours, that we are the only life currently in the universe?

>>583143207
underrated post

>>583141443
Too simple to be real. You'd think middle schoolers work there

aliens gave me dubs

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>>583141083
>Want to be abducted?
Go to /x/ post an alien thread with OP saying ayy lmao, this will summon them when you sleep to take you away.

warning: You must be this manly to make that post on /x/

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hey, lul.

>>583141723
the truth

Mathematically, you're retarded if you think we are alone out here

The problem is distance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoU5Oz_1UdA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbONIQfQmDU
this guy went around giving speeches about not only being shot by an alien and losing his arm, but killing two of them. he was found dead shortly after he started making a name for himself

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>>583146256
anybody else wanna do this?

Captcha: undergoes oiiabo

THIS