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So I'm selling a very expensive watch on ebay and some guy tried to scam me with a fake paypal email saying once i send him a tracking number the money will deposit into my account. I now have his email, home address, name and phone number. How do I fuck with this guy?

I have a $50 dominos order (max they let me do with cash on delivery) ready to deliver to his house, all I have to do is click checkout. Should I order from all major pizza chains around him? Help me fuck with this guy big time, /b/
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order from all pizza and chinese restaurants. throw jimmy johns into the mix if thats an option.
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>>583046589
Post address and I'll ship a dozen brown, jumbo dildos to his house
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>>583046589
Someone attempted to scam me on this, and all I did was bitch to paypal and say he took my cash and in 3 days they gave it back to me
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I'm interested in helping, I don't have any ideas other than sending construction supplies to his house.
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>>583046589
Why don't we all have his address yet, OP?
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but OP consider the following;

he is serious and not trying to fuck with you.

Did you "delete" this option?
If yes your idea would be funny but make sure to hide behind seven proxies.
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>>583047172
>>583047036
K, hold on
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Why waste your money AND give him delicious pizza? Send the popo after him or send a poop to his door
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you do realize you can give him a tracking number without having to mail it? I print my shipping labels 1-2 days in advance.
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>>583047716
If he orders for cash, then he won't pay shit.
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Get his medical records, find what he is allergic to, put it on pizza and that should sort it
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>>583048342
Deliver op
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Heres the faggots info
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>>583046589
lurkin
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>>583047590
i do like this idea
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>>583048409
>internet justice
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>>583048409
Jumbo dildos inbound
Along with a septic cleaning service in 6 days
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Order a gay prostitue
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>>583048751
kek
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Lurking for interest
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Should we start calling this guy?
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>>583049180
Please do, post results here a la battle toads
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>>583049180
A duh, and u order that gay prostitute. I'm sending all kinds of cheap annoying stuff to him lol
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>>583049180
Vocaroo for maximum lulz
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>>583049180
Lets call this guy and say "hey would you like to order some bananas? Its non profit for children with autism." And then post his reply
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>>583049454
Lets call it "Bananas Without Borders"
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>>583048253
If possible, this
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Guys i love you hahahahaha
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>>583049454
someone should fax him like 200 copies of this banana
if possible
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>>583049862
top. fucking. kek.
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>>583049862
YES "its all yours"
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>>583046589
>>583046589
>>583046589
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>>583049862
>2014
>Fax
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And it begins
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>>583049862
Lel
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>>583050115
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>>583050082
someone pls deliver
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>>583050115
Yes!!
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Pretty sure the phone number is a landline
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Contact the Mormons and schedule a time for them to talk to him. Call suicide hotline from a burner phone and tell them you are going to kill yourself and give them his address and name (confess to being a multiple child rapists).
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>>583049589

I think I just shat myself laughing.

Thanks you glorious /b/astard
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>>583048409
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>>583050113
yes, it'll waste his paper you fucking idiot.
im sure he has unlimited texting, not unlimited paper
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>>583050689
WINRAR
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>>583050485
>Please respond
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>>583050689
kek
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>>583050115
Ha I'm not getting any reply
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>>583050689
Nice
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ow /b you bunch of fucking horsecocks
>always kek wit u
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>>583049589
Kek
This
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>>583048409
Um op, explain, I just sent a banana and this happened
"SprintFreeMsg: Oops! Your message to 2152266010 cannot be delivered as the destination address is not valid. Please verify the number"
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>>583050115
that nearly made me shit myself
topkek
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>>583050689
WinRAR for reals
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>>583050689
Awesome
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