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>http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/umsrnb/lightsaber-controversy

Suck it up you faggots complaining about it. No one cares why you think its ruining everything. Now mind me by saying that I love all the films, some more than other but still love them all. The prequels were a nice touch to show off the spectacular CGI and how it could be used to immerse the viewers even more into the Science-Fiction world. The lightsaber pictured is fucking amazing. Darth Maul's Dual Lightsaber was amazing. The movies are amazing. So now discuss your butthurt.
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They're the little boosts on R2 d2 to make him swing faster.

Been confirmed.
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>>582652305
post confirmation
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>>582652157
The lightsaber design looks like shit. I don't need a TV host to tell me my opinion. I'm perfectly capable of forming one on my own.
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The new guard is bad and you should feel bad.

The metal would be cut right through by a saber. Stop trying so hard, disney.
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my theory remains that in the trailer since it looks like a very unstable Lightsaber, that the things on the side are ports to vent excess energy since its so unstable.
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>>582652157
>Amazing.
Saying something is amazing means it is amazing to you. Being amazed by that lightsaber means you're an imbecile.

Good luck being retarded.
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>>582652791
Watch the video faggot.
>explains your shitty logic
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>>582653046
Its not an opinion, it's a fact.
>Deal with it
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There is nothing wrong with it.
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theyre going to implement the guard in an offensive manner for the movies for new lightsaber duel moves. get over it.
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>>582653630
Hey asshole you know the amazing thing about freedom of speech?, its that we can say what we like and dont have to give a shit about cocksuckers like you.
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>>582654279
GREAT FUCKING PICTURE
>10/10
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>>582652157
>The lightsaber pictured is fucking amazing. Darth Maul's Dual Lightsaber was amazing.

Nah I thought these were pretty retarded
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>>582654957
But they weren't retarded.

So.
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>>582652157
are you twelve?
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>>582652157

No one said it ruined "everything" but it does look pretty damn stupid. Why do they need to fuck with something as perfect as the original lightsaber design? It's a hilt that turns into a lazer sword, why fuck with that?
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>>582652157
Negroid Wars is made of fail.
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All i know is JJ better not fuck this up, he better make this the best Star Wars which is impossible so im having my fingers crossed on this one
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>>582656067

Are people really butthurt there's a black guy in it? Or it just edgelords trying to fit in on /b/?
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>>582652157

I stopped watching colbert when they had Anna Sarkesian as a guest and didn't hammer that bitch for fraud.
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>>582655909
>why can't everything be the same shit forever and never change
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>>582656240
People are just afraid of change, Star Wars is a classic saga, everything was concluded, "if its not broken dont fix it", i think people are just afraid its going to be a fail cuz its different so they're just finding every little thing to get skeptical. Lol like the joker said "upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos" p.s everyone suddenly becomes lightsaber quantum physical professors
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>>582657385

Nobody is QQ because of that, and if they are they're retards.

It's because it screams of JJ Abhrams style over substance. Remember how Into Darkness was awesome in every way? Oh wait, it stank....
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>>582656774
>satire show
>expecting hard hitting journalism and exposing some fraud on TV

That's not how those kind of shows work you stupid fuck
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All is said.
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>>582656240

combination of edgelords and an unnecessary PC studio thing. They cast a darkie in the lead so that more darkies go watch it in cinema.

Since it's starwars whites will flock to it regardless

>>582657847
right, because colbert never raises issues ever. Like that isn't the point of satire
>rekt
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A cross guard lightsaber, like the one shown in the trailer, IS cannon. The reason they are seen so rarely is due to the fact that 3 separate emitters are required to produce the guard. Although, the one in the trailer does seem to be of poor quality due to the very square shape of the guard. Glad to see the old cannon is being used
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>>582658871

no it isn't and you're still retarded
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To me, I didn't hate it because of the practicality or the way that it looked. Granted I don't like the way it looks and also it isn't very practical. The reason I didn't like it was because it was the first real look into the new star wars, and with the prequels being shit I felt hope that this would make up for them. Then the first fucking thing they show off is this cross guard sabre and all I could think about was "huh, so... Instead of Darth Maul's double sabre they did a hilt sabre."

As if to say, hey we gotta make a new kind of lightsabre each time a new trilogy comes out, here's what we came up with. God Damn it.
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>>582659073

I think they latched onto the Jedi Knight, Knights use broadswords, so lets have a dark jedi knight use a light broadsword.

since Abrahms doesn't have a clue what good screenplay is he went with it, and probably every other awful scene the film will inevitably have.
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How do you faggots know that the black part of the cross guard isn't just surrounding the red light part to protect the users hand? Made this shitty paint drawing to demonstrate.
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These are used by Darth Champ in the EU. I don't have a picture or photo but I drew this to show the basic idea
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>>582659817
>>582657956
Watch the fucking link you niggers
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How can ANYONE watch that fucking video and not hate the fucking USA????? It's so fucking annoying. That fucking 'laughter' at the most stupid shit.
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abc
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>>582652681
The metal might be the type that repells the light saber, i cant remeber the name of it but alot of people are thinking thats what it is, so it cant be cut through, and thats why the light saber is so shakey
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>>582652157

>I love all the films
>liking the episode 2
>at all
>it wasn't even shot on film
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>>582660785
Watched about 30 seconds of that shit, and wow he says exactly what I said woopedy fucking do.
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>>582658062
Well said
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>>582661318
I believe it's called cortosis, which would make sense
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>>582652157
>discussed

>biased and idiotic first poss

good job op
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>>582652647
I think it looks cool as fuck. Claymores are the shit
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>>582661845
Cortosis is out. That's extended universe. Disney said all that shit doesn't count now
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>>582662107
its not extended universe though, palpatines lightsaber was made out of it
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>>582662282

according to who?
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>>582662107
oh shit, I completely forgot about that
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>>582662107
Niggas don't know bout my cortosis
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>>582662696
according to the clone wars animated series
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all this star wars talk is making me harder than cortosis
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>>582663101

oh well if its in a cartoon then it's legit
>faggot

if it isn't in the movies it isn't cannon
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>>582663182
no, the clone wars animated series is still cannon
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>>582663182
but Disney got the cartoon right? So wouldn't it be still cannon
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>>582652157
Are people complaining about the lightsaber blade looking a little unrefined or are they complaining about the side blades?

The side blades are dumb if you ask me - they don't serve a purpose.

I could deal with a screwed up lightsaber especially since this is post Order 66 and the only living Jedi is Luke Skywalker - so the knowledge to build a lightsaber is mostly lost so it would make sense if the blade wasn't a perfect pristine blade shape like in all the other movies
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watch the linked vid, it doesnt matter what its made out of. also

>>582662841
lel
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>>582654279
7.3/10 made me laff
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My opinion is that this is too picayune to warrant the time it takes to form an opinion.
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>>582663537
... Or maybe they're just using cooler especial effects.
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>>582664245
well hey i learned a new word today thanks anon
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Are you fucking nerds actually arguing over a pretend sword from a movie that won't be out for a year?
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>>582664245
perhaps this isn't the thread for you then?
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>>582652157

Lightsabers are sleek, futuristic swords. They took something futuristic and made it look archaic, old looking. Do you know how fucking conflicting that is?

They took a nigger and made him into the lead role.

They have another nigress in the cast, I'm surprised nobodys mentioned her yet. Look up the cast on imdb if you don't believe me.

Everything they've chosen to show us is just "no". Unless the plot really, really somehow makes up for everything, you're going to hate this shit.

Would you play a new star wars game that had mcnigger as a main character? Do you want this crossguard shit popping up all over the place?

Think about how these things will feel as the NEW CANNON. It seems bearable now, but just like Han Solo and Luke Skywalker were tired into everything, so will this new guy and this retarded ass lightsaber.

Once you see it over and over again, you'll realize how much you fucking hate the new star wars.

Again, this is something you will notice you don't like after it repeats over and over again. One scene with this black guy would be okay, like whatever. But this the NEW CANON. And you'll be seeing this shit as the new star wars, for the rest of time.

Enjoy.
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>>582664674

I'm with this guy.
It's been merely a teaser. So calm yo tits.
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>>582663671
better
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>>582652157
Its been fixed.
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>>582664743
you sure do whine a lot about pretend space movies
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>>582664743
I have 2 words. Walt fucking Disney. This explains it all... or offers a reason why there's no explanation. It's gonna be crap. Let's not waste time over it.
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>>582652157
>>http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/umsrnb/lightsaber-controversy

agree with you on all points. Although Darth maul's Lightsaber was by far the greatest thing about the Prequals.
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>>582652157

such obvious bait
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>>582664743
stylistically i like mixing old and new. i think it works. in fact, thats what a lightsaber is in the first place. it's a fucking sword. nobody used swords anymore, it's a new twist on an old weapon. steampunk is an old/new combo that works as well. additionally, personally, i think in this particular instance it works. The new lightsaber looks fucking awesome, i like the instability of the beam and the crossguard.

also

>actually being butthurt by black cast members
be mad
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>>582652157
>light sabre hits guard
>cuts through the non light bit
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>>582665208
>Although Darth maul's Lightsaber was by far the greatest thing about the Prequals.
Fucking this. That lightsaber was fucking awesome.
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>>582665098

Even though the prequels were shit, you can still take the edgelord Anakin and think of him, in your mind, without cringing inside. The idea of him, what he represents, whatever.

Again, unless the plot really makes the black guy (and girl) into memorable characters, what are the next three movies going to leave you with?

Memories of niggers.

>>582665590

>be mad

I WILL.
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>>582665593
not if it's made out of the metal that repels lightsabers
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>>582665593
>didnt watch link
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I'm just glad JJ is too busy ruining Star Wars that he doesn't have time to ruin Star Trek anymore
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That is a cool laser sword
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>>582666013
fucking trekkies are the worst
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>>582652157
go look for red letter medias star wars prequels reviews on kyke-tube too funny...and fucking accurate.
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Has it not occured to anyone they are allowing a potentially volatile story point in the trailer to gauge peoples reactions and make subtle edits to avoid fucking up? This could just be a glorified consumer survey.
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>>582652157

Actually, everyone is complaining because:

1. That lightsaber is has a retarded design.
2. Everyone hates that it continues the OT and its not a movie from glorious Revan's era, The Old Republic era.

Fuck you PT & OT faggots.
Old Republic is the best. They have acutal Jedis and Siths.
Not some pussies who cant deflect blaster shots and force lightning and can barely use the force.
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>>582666671
this nigga went full cloud, ya never go full cloud
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oy vey
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>>582666206
can't I like both the fantasy of Star Wars and the science fiction of Star Trek?
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>>582666287
kek
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>>582667080
no because i am a cunt
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>>582660785
maybe if you provided an alternative link you fucking nigger
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>>582652157
ok one thing tho...when did anyone every get his hands cut off in a fight because of a lack of a hand guard in the films? noone right? it was always due to some move not just a strait lunge and swipe dealy right?so obviously this particular injury isnt too common so why does everyone think that a hand guard is needed or that the one on this new lightsaber would even get hit in a battle...if that area got hit then people would be losing more hands that way and theyre not so...
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>>582667080
>not using yodatalk
missed a prime opportunity there
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>>582652157
>posting jpg
>not doing the saber justice
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>>582667035

You know what occurred to me?

The physical, metal part of the guard looks fine, even if it was useless.

It's the shit that pops out that makes it seem so stupid. They couldn't have a subtle change. They needed to add all that extra.
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>>582652681
They have vibrato blades in Kotor?
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>>582667425
claymores rule, lightsabers rule, claymore lightsaber rulesx2
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>>582666679
I could have told you 10 fucking years ago that Lucas was planning episodes 7 8 and 9 to be about what happens after 6 and the rebuilding of republic. Anyone who thought they were going to be Knights of the Old Republic movies is retarded.
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>>582666679
>jedis
>siths
>s
>not knowing the plural is Jedi and Sith.
>being this much of a faggot
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>>582667514
Fuck it all. It's still cool as fuck.
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if the lifesaver is made out of strong enough metal alloy, it should block the beam. i mean thats what kotors are all about right?
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>>582665063
man I sure do wish, I don't mind the original, but this looks fucking sweet
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>>582652157
fuck off that saber would never work with the crystalprisma stones inside the sword
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>>582657956
that does not structurally work. the first one is objectively superior
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I think if you care about this beyond going to see some dumb sci-fi film next Christmas, then you are a fucking faggot and need to remove yourself from the gene pool.

Oh wait, most of you were never in the gene pool.
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>>582667609
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>>582667836
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Why does Dark Vader's lasersword strike up so much controversy? I don't get it.
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>>582667742
lol
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>>582667836
>lifesaver
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>>582665063
If that's not shooped and they actually changed it to that, that's actually a lot cooler.
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>>582663517
>>582663182
>>582663101
>cannon
gtfo out my /b/

you used to get gannonbanned, why cant we cannonban?
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>>582654406
god dammit i wish this site had real age restrictions so little 12 yo like this cant get in. God I miss 2005
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>>582668704

>if they actually changed it to that.

It is too late.

It was always too late.
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>>582658871
It's spelled canon. You're still retarded.
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>>582668826
cyberspace belongs to no man, faggot
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>>582668704
it would make sense though
there are reasons lightsabers work the way they do, and that doesn't make sense
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>>582667743

Lucas has barely anything to do with these movies.
And Lucas is fucking butthurt that other people made a lot better stories, characters, pretty much anything than he and his shitty love story of Anakin failwalker. Thats why he made almost everything non-canon.

He probably shat his pants and cried for hours when a single SWTOR cinematic trailer destroyed 6 movies in 3-5 minutes. Thats how good it was.

>>582667773

>being you, such a retard who doesnt know not everyone's native language is motherfucking english and that in my language Jedi is just single and there is a different for plurar, same goes for Sith. so fuck u fagot
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>>582669506
owned
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>>582668826

someone reads a fanfic and wants it cannon
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Why does anyone even give a shit? Star Wars died after the original trilogy. Just don't acknowledge anything else and you're good.
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>>582670351
go home george lucas
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>>582669506

>And Lucas is fucking butthurt that other people made a lot better stories, characters, pretty much anything than he and his shitty love story of Anakin failwalker.

I always thought of Maul as someone with a lot on his mind.

But then he was given 4 lines and killed.

And the staff lightsaber was actually cool, and instantly recognizable.
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