In honor of #givingtuesday I need $200 or I will go to jail

>11/2/2014

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sorry i'm kinda high /b/ros

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>>582617356
>>582616992

OP you are a nigga so go to fucking jail!

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bumping for potential

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>>582616992

>>582617606

yep that's what it's looking like but this is a last resort it's whatever I guess

>>582616992
Well if you niggers would just get a job..

>>582616992
nigga ur place is in jail i would rather pay to get you there

>>582616992
op can't inb4 you lying faggot nigger

>>582617892
Not without a degree nowadays..

>>582617916
You might not have to pay anything it's looking rough.

go steal some swisher sweets and sell them on the street corner

>>582618056
/thread

>>582618056
srry didn't know I don't really post as op here often

>>582618057
So are you going to slice your cock off or something?

>>582616992
salt in peehole

>>582618057
Fucking mcdonnalds and there degrees
Fucking traffic controllers and there degrees
Fucking security guards and there degrees
Fucking standard retail and there degrees
Fucking gas store worker and there degrees
Fucking youtubers and there degrees
Fucking small buisness owners and there degrees

I have no degree and the training for most jobs takes a godamned weekend and a hundred odd dollars. just dont buy grog for a month

>>582618250
>>582618228

I'm going to use the full container of salt to slam on my dick, then i guess pour the salt in the open woods. Hopefully it will be caught on the webm

>>582616992
Slicing your dick will cost you way more than 200$ of surgery.
OP won't deliver.
Enjoy your time bro.

OP we shouldn't help you pay for shit. You just said your high as fuck so you have enough money to buy weed, but not save up for your ticket? Go fuck yourself. People like you give black people a bad name. This is why we say there are "black people" then there is "niggers". You are a welfare using nigger you faggot piece of shit. Even if we were to help bail you out now it won't stop you from being a nigger, and speeding again. Niggers never learn there lesson. So go to jail, and hopefully they keep you there longer

>>582618406
Neat. On the one hand I feel kinda bad for you, on the other I want to see people get hurt.

>>582618398
I don't drink but I haven't been able to get a job in over a year... Unemployment won't cover the speeding ticket either.

>>582618529
Haven't thought of that... but it is what it is. I need to pay this ticket off then I'll worry about the rest

how long ?

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NIGGER

FAGGOT

LIAR

NEWFAG DETECTED

There is a reason bond bailsmen exist.

>>582618538
i'm definitely a nigger and not a black person, which is why it has come to this.

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>>582616992

>>582618818

$0 so far but I guess I'm coming to the realization that I'm going to jail

if 34 get OP does it anyway

>>582618964
better make youtube reactions like this and earn yourself some money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-fqMpne8Mw

looks stupid tho

>>582618693
I work a shitty job bro. No degree required, but had to lift my ass off the couch and start hustling.

You are unemployed and begging money on the internet because you're a lazy fuck.

Once again, enjoy your time. Try to get a degree while you're there.

>>582618693
Then you sir need to look into why you arnt getting a job.

Your either not trying as much as you think you are OR there is some reason your unemployable

Hell goto a nearby warehouse/construction company say youll do whatever the fuck they need half price for a week and they can fire you anytime but if they still have you by the end of the week they have to hire you.

Youll have a stable job in a month for sure if not you at least get some income without impacting your unemployment benefits as theyl most likely give u cash which if your smart u dont tell any1 about

>>582616992
Admit Mike brown had it coming and I'll give u $20

>>582618964

You were always going to jail m8, I'm just impressed that its not for rape or murder, well done you, you shall forever be known as Dindu-Thatmuch. I hope you get shanked in jail btw.

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>>582619019
Does what? Go to jail, he's going either way.

captcha
>knew andbsa

>>582619281

He had it coming... Just like I have this shit coming

>>582619281
Niggers always had it all coming.
Can I get 30$?

If you ever send that money you're a dumber cunt than OP

>>582619349
I used to date a white girl and when I broke up with her she told the county sheriff that I raped her. That's the closest I've ever been to jail though.

>>582619426
I said doll hairs

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>>582616992
KNEEGROW DETECTED
wouldn't it be better going to jail tho..Maybe you'll get to see your dad?

>>582617826
I assume that you dindonuffin?

>>582619619
He's actually in jail so can't argue with that

>>582619534

I still hope you get shanked in jail faggot.

>>582616992
Show your whole dick and you'll earn $20 I made doing fag porn

>>582619423
yup looks that way

OP hasn't posted the pic of the ticket. He is asking for money to get high.

>>582620775

Maybe he needs it fo dem programs?

>>582620775
Not the case but it really doesn't matter at this point I'm at $0 It's over this thread is dead

>>582621015
Liar I sent u 20

>>582620950
what's that?

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>>582621668
that would've been really cool man but that's not true

>>582621932
Already offered you $20 but you didn't reply, your call.

>>582621932
Well its the thought that counts

>>582622039
Sorry man didn't see that. Ok I'm taking the pic now

>>582621932
You ecer think of robbing a bank? I can tell you how to and how to get away with it. First time I won't charge you a percentage.

>>582621932
Have you considered 'working', even if it's a quick part time job?

If you are going to mutilate your dickypoo, and salt it down, at least have the ball to use a Brand name salt and not that 10% generic shit

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>>582622039
Here you go. Hope you deliver

>>582622930
>shafthairs
Well at least you won't be raped in jail

>>582622930
Stop posting that ugly piece of shit. Now fuck off to jail where you belong to you filthy ape.

>>582622930
OP is your name Ron?

OP GOIN TO JAIL! Fuckin nigger. RIP your asshole

>>582622930
damn bro how small is that

also just evade the cops, move to canada or something

>>582622930
You'll be fine in jail us blacks don't usually have problems

>>582622165
Asking again OP, I nee good nuggets to do dirty work for me

>>582622930
sent it

>>582623375
Yeah I'm done posting till I hit $200

>>582623474
No

>>582624090
about 7

>>582624118
that's what I hear

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>>582624263
>>582624231
>>582624013
>>582623028
>>582622604
>>582622417


Wellp.. here we fucking go. I won't go to jail thanks to /b/ but I will also fuck my dick up thanks to /b/... recording now

Who paid for this nigger to go get high?

>>582625054
>>582625183
I'm rich and bored, entertain me.
You're welcome OP

>>582625054
da fuk can it be this easy

and if its 7 you have hairs going up 5 inches of your dick? da fuk man

>>582625417
ill show you my baby dick for 100$

lol

you're a nigger who can't afford to pay a parking ticket, enjoy jail you subhuman shitskin retard

you look like a shit i took this morning.

>>582616992
Seriously man if I had the money I'd give it to you simply because I'm re-watching The Wire now and I'm a big fan of you guys at the moment.

Hey nigger. Do you know why there are onley fast niggers in the city?
Beacuse the slow once are in jail. So run nigger run!

>>582625650
Tempting, but no thanks

>>582625417
and what exactly will you be doing when OP doesn't deliver?

>>582625417
what can i do for some money? my dick's bigger than his and white (no offense op buddy)

>>582625054
cmon op

>>582626961
Didn't mean to sage

Waiting on you OP

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>>582625054

>>582626891
If he doesn't deliver then I know where he lives. Doesn't really make a dent in my budget anyway.

>>582627438
You rich sadistic bastard, I love you.

>>582616992
You're a nigger. You belong in jail.

OP plz deliver. plz don't be a faggot. i sent you money. plz deliver. be the hero /b/ needs right now.

Your choice OP, either do it yourself or I send some "friends" to help.

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plz bump this guys. i need to see this nigger rek his dick. i need it bad

>>582627864
if i take responsibility for OP and give you my address for your friends to come to, do you think they'd come?

>>582627619
Because he's the hero /b/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A nigger knight.

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>>582627946
Bump for my /b/ro

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>>582627864

>>582627438
if you're so rich, you should buy me counterstrike. haha

>>582627946
Awwwh, are you that uncomfortable with yourself?

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srry couldn't use two hands to record it but delivard

>>582628385
MORE PICS

>>582628385
Oh sweet Jesus.

>>582628385
I want to see the blood, show it to me.

>>582628385
webm?

>>582617825
Top kek m8

>>582628385
fuck

>>582628517
>>582628385
Not a webm nor enough blood OP.

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>>582628385
OP i donated money for a true delivery. this is cool, but i need a deeper cut in that nigger dick. cut deeper faggot.

>>582628385
Wtf dude?!? You OK?

Wtf, do people go to jail for not paying a 200$ ticket?

>>582628535
bit late now m8

is this nigger too dumb to figure out a way to put the camera somewhere without needing to hold it in his hands?

>>582628714
He's black. Of course he will.

>>582628385
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

bump for moar pics

>>582628385
/b/ is on point today

Stupid nigger with a hairy penis thinks we don't know better than to trust a nigger.

Deliver first, then maybe you get paid.

>>582628714
In the land of the free yes... How fucked up is that?

>>582628939
indeed

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>>582625054

>Speeding ticket

>Paypal

Bro its a fucking scofflaw..... you get a suspended license they don't jail you for it.

CUT DEEPER OR DO IT AGAIN AND VIDEOTAPE IT NIGGER. /b/ DELIVERED FOR YOU, AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT STOP BEING A LITTLE NIGGER BITCH.

>>582628939
b-b-b-bump

>>582628385
THEN A-SALT IT DAMNIT

>>582628385
thats just a fucking scratch, you havent even delivered properly, fucking niggers

>>582628385
expected more for the money

>>582629151
>>582629151
>>582629151
>>582629151
///////THIS\\\\\\\

>>582617356
You can afford to get high but not pay fines?

>>582629268
SO DID I. WHAT THE FUCK OP. WE WANT SOME FUCKING BLOOD OR RIOT

>>582629151
CAPS CAPS CAPS.
faggot.

>>582618398
their* x 7

>>582616992
u'll just get a warrant
do u even nigger bro?

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dude don't do that shit to your dick. the fuck is wrong with you?

come on guys op is probably trying to upload the webm with his penis hurting like that

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this guy

>>582628385
lmao

>>582629647
kek'd

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>>582628719
last time i let /b/ get my hopes up

How much did op get ?

everyone chargeback

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Shit I can't even imagine how it hurts.

retards waiting here... he will not deliver nothing. you are lower iq then a nigger for believing in a nigger

>>582629782
200+

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS LEGENDARY THREAD

how much he get ?

>>582629647
hey guys I found the newfag

>>582629647

>>582629939
I will be screencapping it later.

>>582616992
Respect to all who helpt him out and for OP if he diliver the rest o.O *respekt high five*