Come on guys, Ive been friends with her for 4 years and I just want that pussy. Doubles tells me what to say.
Fuck you guys my dick is actually a bit thin...
I'm really horny and all I can think about is you wrapping your lips around my cock while I empty my aching bladder. Think of how refreshing mouthful after mouthful of my pee will be, fresh from my cock.
Forgot to put in picture. 4s 5s. Come on guys Im hard as fuck thinking about her tits.
We've known each other for 4 years and I've spent to much time thinking that I would ever have a chance with you, but I need to know if you would ever consider going on a real date with me.
A boy can only masturbate to your photos on Facebook for so long before it gets dull. So I need to know otherwise I won't ever talk to you again.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's breeze?
for thou art such a soft tease
swift like the wind thou ought to endeavor
with thy conscious clear, thy mind so clever,
oh Jen, why pleased thou my cock with such ease?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU ARE THE USELESS CUNT YOU DIDNT EVEN USE A PROPER WINRAR ON THE LAST ONE
If you want to get out of the friend zone stop being a faggot "muuuuhhhh I dun wanta hut her feeling" bullshit all you are worried about is fucking her why waste your time playing social games with her faggot
I love you. I have always loved you. I will forever love you. I dream about you every night. Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with my blankets soaked and my rock hard erection standing like a monument built by my love for you. I want to caress your face every night with my scrotum and anally penetrate you every morning. Be mine?
As long as the stars are burnin'
As long as the wheels are turnin'
A S L O N G A S Y O U R
DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE,
You better believe it!
That I would do anything for Love
I would do anything for Love,
I would do anything for Love,
But I won't do that.
HOLY FUCK I WAS EXPECTING TO LOSE A FRIEND TONIGHT
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'll take your blatant and bogus plagiarism as the almighty compliment. Didn't even try and hide the copy pasta.
Heaven has spoken, and the shitsticks have taken notice and lapped his linguistic balls!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. No way im letting you guys continue. Thanks /b/ros you actually helped.
OP stop and get a little tipsy before you do anything or come overthere with 2 sixpacks ALSO I WANT PICS
they grow up so fast don't they /b/ are little autistic faggot OP will be inserting his dick into a female tonight *sheds tear*