YLYL Only post shit you've lost to >inb4 bannanafag

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>>582481026

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i’ve always been indecisive about “change.” i used to say we always changed all the time, but now i say that we don’t change a bit.
its different and weird and funky and it smells like dirty pizza in my room. i hanged up that scarf or bandana of flowers on it on my wall, so whenever i feel mad i can tear it down and hold it in my arms.
my mom washed my sweater you gave me and i hate it now because it doesn’t have your smell and it makes me mad that ive been diagnosed with all these fucking disorders.
mood disorder, anxiety, social anxiety, possible bi-polar disorder, severe clinical depression. one more disorder and im sure ill cut my hair off again. ***

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>>582481026

This thread is already shit

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when i stepped out of my dads apartment tonight it felt not even cold, probably because im cold hearted and used to the late nights like these and sneaking out of my window to go meet a boy.
i havent even been writing lately, my teacher assigned us at the beginning of the year to have a journal, but i can hardly keep up with my own life, how im probably going to fail 9th grade and not to mention how my family life and social life is falling apart.
yeah, he said, “its weird being with one person,” or something like that. or at least, he insisted.
im sorry if its weird being with one person, i actually prefer being with one person because i cant handle a big crowd, and hardly any of my friends talk to me, only the guys that live miles and miles away.

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and im sure if i said to my friends, “Hey, we don’t talk that much.” they’d blame me and say I’M the one not talking to them, which is 100% true.
my family oh god my family, my mom got drunk last night and complained about a single picture that my dad uploaded of him and my mom, and it got lots of likes and shit, and my Mom was drunk and screaming at me about how much she hated the picture.
The next day, boom, picture deleted, due to her demand.
I know my parents are finally divorced but I wish they’d pay just a little bit more attention to me. I mean, I am the youngest, and you’d expect lots and lots of attention, which I do get from them, but now, it seems like things are slowly falling out of my hands.
My parents are more focused on bills and child support.

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It started last night at 5:30 in the morning and I couldn’t breathe. I woke up and couldn’t, and I was having a nightmare, the same one, again. I lie and say nothing scares me but this does. The fact that I have these horrible dreams make me want to kill myself for thinking what I thought.

I just want to see him because he makes me happy. My family constantly puts him down, but they don’t understand they’re putting me down, too. The fact that my mom wants me to date some slimmer taller guy who gives “respect” isn’t the best way to make me happy.

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>>582481558
Probably because it's five minutes old, it's still getting used to the smell of shit, gore, and faggotry that the /b/tards are rolling around in.

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AND OH MY GOD, don’t even get me started on this whole new “jealousy” feeling. I never knew I’d feel it until now.
All of these girls on your dick makes me uncomfortable and i’m not really sure how to stop it. I mean, yeah, I talk to lots of guys and UGH this is why I don’t like relationships because there is always, always, jealousy.
I guess I’m just tired of my life. I mean of course I want to end it, a lot of times. My whole closet is filled of writing of me about how I wanted to end it all.
“You’re so fucking stupid! I’m calling the police and deactivating your phone!”
The night went on and she called me a fucking attention seeker and I’m pretty sure my brother called me insane, so the night went on with yelling and me wanting to die (how original) so i talked to my dad but he chose my moms side so yeah.

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I mean, with my damn therapist I never said a word about rants. I never even said what I was thinking. Half the time i just nodded my head.
I’m pretty sure I feel like ranting all night to you, but I know i can’t since you are already in bed, sleeping.
I mean yes, you could have snuck over to my house tonight, well technically morning, and we could have just laid in my basement and talked about all of this. Instead, I guess I’ll be alone, again.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for the times we get to spend together. It’s just either my dad has his head up our asses and listens to our voice boxes or.. Well that’s it. No privacy for my words.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdcPheS9IiU

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this is just a list about how you’re worth it

I. there might be nights where you want to give up because you feel like you are alone and no one listens to you. you might be alone and scared and you might even break-down but i want you to know that i am here to listen to you. even when you don’t want to talk to me you can write down how you feel and email it to me and say how you are sad and you’ve been worse lately.

II. theres a constant song that used to play back in 2011/2012 and that was by christopher drew. you would whistle it a lot and i always wondered if you sang. i did in secret but your voice was so alluring and you could sing me to sleep if you would. your voice is like flowers.

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Only stuff in my kek folder is the stuff i lost to, although it's a one time thing.

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III. you might be scared of me and insecure about us and yourself but you’re the best fucking thing i have ever seen. the pictures you’ve taken of yourself illuminating on the white computer screen make me blush. your face is the perfect shape and your hair is so sexy sometimes, and it smells so nice and it’s just so magnificent.

IV. im in love with you and i cant bare to see you leave. don’t leave me.

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>>582482190

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>>582482317

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>>582481026
congrats OP you have created the shittiest ylyl thread i have ever seen after lurking here for 5 years. may god have mercy on your soul

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what the hell is wrong with me, it’s almost 1 in the morning and i want to get drunk so i can tell myself im better than i used to be.
he told me how ive changed and he said “oh baby girl i love you like the ocean loves the currents,” come cheesy bullshit.
you say you love me but how come you say ive changed? how can you still love the same person even if they change?
From that day onwards I've tried many times, and we're good besides it, but everytime I have the need to just make her feel good and start kissing her and pushing her pants down she fights...

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>>582482414

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>>582481026

>>582481891
Yep. Still shit.

>>582481983
filename made me lose it

>>582482295
too soon

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>>582482429
Yep.

>>582482414
RS is cancer

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My friends, I don’t know what the hell they’re doing since I haven’t talked to them.
You, well, you. There’s some things I can’t even say on this outlet rant.
You like it when I rant about things, about my beliefs or anything else, but i know if i express my opinion or say whats on my mind it will be used against me.
I mean, with my damn therapist I never said a word about rants. I never even said what I was thinking. Half the time i just nodded my head.
I’m pretty sure I feel like ranting all night to you, but I know i can’t since you are already in bed, sleeping.

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>>582481026
Gets me every time

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>>582482573

>>582481494
i lost

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>>582482663
Yep.

>>582481494
LOL

>>582481494
Lost at this fine first hurdle

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FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG POTATO FAG FAG FAG CHING CHONG FAG FAG FAG OP!

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I mean yes, you could have snuck over to my house tonight, well technically morning, and we could have just laid in my basement and talked about all of this. Instead, I guess I’ll be alone, again.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for the times we get to spend together. It’s just either my dad has his head up our asses and listens to our voice boxes or.. Well that’s it. No privacy for my words.
I don’t want to talk about how my parents divorce affects me more than they think when he’s right there. Now that, that would be awkward.

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>>582482854

>>582481428
>lady.gif
>Implying thats not a normal 11yo meritard

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>>582481494
Heh.

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Oh, I’ve been drunk for the past 3 nights and no one seems to know. They’re all asleep and I’m partying by myself and throwing cash around my room and getting flirted with by guys over the US. I guess I like getting drunk, but what the fuck I’m 18.
I don’t want to see myself going into the footsteps of my mom or dad, with their stupid asses drunk, I don’t like it.
im sorry for always being mad all the time, and yelling and screaming and being easily irritable. i didnt mean to be like this.

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Just in case i ever need to, i have a suicide video locked in my computer, a goodbye to my friends, family, teachers.
I mean, I don’t know. I’m pretty sure this mood could have been avoided if I just talked to someone. And I do have a lot of friends, but instead I guess I write it down for all of you to see, but I doubt any of you read it, only my locals.
So i guess this is it. A shitty rant about nothing and im basically a white girl that shouldnt be complaining and should be very happy with the life shes living.
Yeah, I need to go back to a mental hospital. Soon.

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>>582481026
Sage goes in all fields

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>>582483027

>>582481983

lol

>>582482324
lost

>>582483336

Lost

>>582482084
>>582481980
>>582481883
>>582481749
>>582481592


Did you get your sisters journal anon?

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>>582483446

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i havent wrote lately

i mean i have, just not on here.

i kept a journal after my creative writing class ended, hell i have about 10 journals of my own writing. and all i can say is, how i miss the old days.

not with J or D or any of them; i just miss the fact that i was innocent. the times where i was just rollerskating and having my dad help me tie them while my “Crush” awkwardly walked by and giggled at me. i miss the days where mitch was just my best friend and i liked him for real. how we dated for a week and all.

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>>582481141

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>>582483576
that's an offal thing to ask

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>>582481475
but if we never change one bit, how come people who used to be our friends are not anymore, and those who used to be strangers ends up as our inner circle? I believe that we grow all the time by our surroundings, taking on different paths by different motives and what we want to pursue and achieve in life.

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i mean, lately ive been thinking about Pinerest, and how i miss the people i knew there like Madison, Allie, Warren, Ryan, and just so much more people. i miss them a lot, and i dont think they think abou tme. but its a nice thought.

i dont know. im sick.

i bought blades and cut and i dont know; i wish i had glasses and had the tips of my hair green and could wear short sleeves and frilly dresses to school. i guess not.

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>>582483576

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things have been better than usual,
i gave M his box early for Valentines day which included pins and handmade letters and zines and mix CDs and such.
it meant a lot with those letters, i mean i put random thoughts but somehow it all fit together like a puzzle.
but then M promised me that we’d get high and that he bought us 2 Gs and it would be perfect if i snuck out of my house, in the cold, to go over to his shitty apartment.
Although, however much I want to get high and actually could have, i lied because why the hell, - life is good for me so far and i don’t want to fuck it up.
But then, of course, I already guessed that M was high and probably doing stupid shit as usual.
im so angry.
pissed off, in fact.

>>582481494
I let out such a cruel laugh

>>582482190

Can I share this image, very funny

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>>582483576
>I would like to smell them

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how come when you put so much trust into someone and you say all these things it just doesn’t work?
he texts me saying that “i care” but honestly boys are stupid
i got 100% on my english entries about how i wrote about my anger and how i made my own teacher cry
why oh why
what what what

what do i need to do to be a perfect girl? a perfect adult? i dont know whats wrong with me, firstly its either me yelling at my mother or just me being a complete asshole to all of my friends

Im tired of having a bf that says all these things but from other people im hearing different things and its just tiring

i need a drink

and some blades

and some cigarettes

i need to calm down, now.

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Awesome thread guys.

>MFW

>>582483125
Lost, fucking hell.

>>582484365
whi the fuck are you talking to

>>582481494
my sides has taken a trip to Venus

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im sorry

I’m really sorry these couple of days. I’ve been really distant and I’ve been pretty negative. School and suicidal thoughts have been creeping on me lately and I don’t know. I know when you saw that huge gash in my skin you looked right away and just hugged me while the cars zoomed by. My mom was screaming at me to get back inside but I didn’t care. I wanted to feel better about myself.

I got six stitches for the cut, which hurt like a bitch. I’m just afraid of what I’ll do next because I’m just alone a lot and its not good to be alone with suicidal thoughts.

I hope you and i can live together or something. that would be nice.

>>582482998
wtf is the name of this meme

>>582484158
This has pushed me over the edge. I am now having an existential crisis.

>>582484676
1415219453805

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problems of being out of a mental hospital

You can never tell anyone you are sad without feeling anxious. You are afraid they will send you back and scream at you and say “Why didn’t the treatment work?” And they scream and shout and say you’re going back to impatient and staying their longer.
When you are sad you try your best to hide it. You hide the dark eyes by applying some cheap concealer brighter than your actual skin tone and you think that no one will know about the sleepless nights. You’ll hide the poor eating by shoving dry food down your throat and hope that no one tells you or asks you to have seconds.

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>>582481026
gud ol' one

>>582482295
What's the story on that chick? I see her everywhere.

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>>582482190
>>582482843
>>582483903
>>582484629

>>582482190
topkeked harder than i should

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This was actually me who sent this but I cracked up laughing for at least 10 minutes

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Whenever you get in an argument you’re scared it will go to far, you’ll scream and hit the wall and punch it and pull your hair out and cry so much it feels like blood is spewing out of your eyes like it’s just been punched.
You feel alone even when you’re surrounded by people, sometimes you’ll just doze off and think about those bad thoughts in your crazy little mind and it seems like you’re going crazy.
You try to use the coping skills they give you but they don’t help. You’re too sunk in the depression like a waterbed, the corners not letting you get out easily. You can get out, you can try, it will take a while, but as for now I rather just lay and sleep.

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>>582483989

>>582483505
What was original sauce to dis?

>>582481983
file name got me

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>>582485143

>>582485079
Too soon, man.

>>582484279
Should change the punchline to "Stop dating niggers"

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>>582481141
already lost wth haha
dis gon b gud

posting a classic

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Implying I let you slip is kind of idiotic don’t cha think. I let you slip? I guess I let everyone in my whole entire fucking life slip then. Like my Uncle, Julia, Kimberly, Tyler. I am trying as hard as I fucking can to fucking change but no everyone just thinks I’m not trying - sometimes I EVEN think I’m not trying but guess what I know I am I just know I am trying my hardest to change and not be so fucking stupid and get over the boy who left so many scars and I’m trying to stop drinking so much when I’m alone and I’m trying to stop smoking but it’s hard because every cig I find I freak out and can taste the nicotine kiss and I don’t know. I’m trying to be a better person, a better writer, a better me. But it’s so hard. I think I need to be alone for a while. More like forever.

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>>582485590
what the fuck are you talking about, man?

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and you kept asking me all these questions and i couldnt explain and these voices in the back of my mind just told me to fuck off and just tell him to leave. but oh well you werent leaving anytime soon and it was just so ugh frustrating how someone so cute can be so annoying. and then you said what do i care about? i did a slight smirk and said, “nothing” and then he made me realize i like not only self destruction but destruction of others. its funny how he made me realize it and i cried harder and then finally he left without knowing anything so i smoked two cigarettes but it didnt help so i relied on my blade to help me but that didnt work either. and then when you got home i sent the letter to you and you read it and he said he was so not okay with the fact that it was over because honseslty were attached but he deserves way much better because im so complicated.. he was so scared and so was i. but then i removed him and stuff because i couldnt deal with what he was saying but my good ol’ friend nate decided to be a good buddy and tell me to add him back and i did and i just went really honest and told him i didnt want him to leave. I wanted him to stay. He requested me to take my medication only in bad situations so I don’t freak out and do something stupid.

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>>582482317
>>582482317

Fucking wat

>>582484551
This guy, eh?

>>582482602
lost so hard

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>>582482317
haha lost so hard

>>582483125
Anyone have a pic or text of the letter?

>>58248620
The photo was updated.. it still looks like a shitty neighborhood though

>>582485079
It's a meme. She supposedly dead, but isn't really. When newfags ask about her everyone is like "too soon" and "/b/ went too far" and the newfags stay confused. So, now you know!

>>582484158
>>582483865
Don't normally loose but these got me!

>>582481494
lost

>>582485343
OH GOD WHY DID I LOSE TO THIS

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>>582483308

>>582487121
and you let me in on it? thanks for ruining the joke dick.

>>582482854
The only thing that image is missing is a black stormtrooper

>>582487502
my exact thoughts

i'm fucking mad at myself for that

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>>582487225
>>582485143
>>582484629
>>582484379
>>582483903
>>582482843

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>>582484864
Chuck Palahniuk? Did you get on here to a write cynical new view of modern life in America?

>>582481141
I only lost cause when I was in 2nd grade I knew someone who had a head like that

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>>582486206
I was there I seen before and after the blur

>>582485169
this is actually sad

Skip to 00:44 and watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAjZaSlWG50 [Embed]

>>582488552

What exactly is your three inch virgin japanese cartoon dick contributing

You have a better giff than that?

>>582482414
I never played that shit. What is goblin mail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x275s8k928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPEnOcAk9s4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTXxKPFkkqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVubEGZbNeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WwOZgPQwyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sW4pGe02r8

I usually hate "memes" and shit.

But these MLG or whatever parodies always make me laugh my fucking nutsack off. Why /b/? Am I the only one? I can't be.

>>582484365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0

hehee

>>582485036
fucking lost it when he got hit in the face

>>582482295
Too soon dude

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>>582483505
Anyone have original comic if this

>>582488969
MLG parodies are love
MLG parodies are life

kid is drunk and shits himself and a friend uploads it to facebook lel
/video.php?v=298383443692245&pnref=story

>>582486720
I'd liek this also

>>582483297
Really sad actually

>>582487669
Fuckin lost. Thanks, dick

>>582482295
Soo toon

>>582485324
kek

>>582483018
"Dennys likes this"

>>582482295
Not soon enough. Someone has to break the vicious cycle of faggotry.

>>582481475
Lost

>>582481141
Holy shit. Only got two pictures in. :/

>>582481428
lost

>>582481983
Who the fuck has the photo upload that shit ASAP

>>582482602
this isn't funny

>>582482843

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>582488969
"Ebola quickscopes the world" is my favorite.

>>582485063
feminist fighting for her beliefs doesnt dare show her face. Pathetic

>>582482414
Hey.. I actually did try to put goblin mail on.

>>582485343
matthew mcconaughey took my side to look for a new planet to live on

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>>582481891
Mfw

>>582482843
>>582491224
you are both colossal penises. Upstanding members of society.

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>>582484383
Kek.

>>582485343
Fucking a star, the first time I've laughed so hard in a while

>>582485169
What a faggot.

>>582485079
got drinks spiked with air conditioning fluid, her brother murdered her unintentionally. Boyfriend thought she was posing and took photos.

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>>582494097

>>582482742
took me a minute then i lost

>>582494581
why did this get me

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>>582483297
Nike

Just do it.

On a sidenote: I made the mistake of becoming an alcoholic while trying to "medicate" myself through my miserable and abusive relation. Now I'm having semi-hard times to fight my way back to a somewhat normal, but low, life.

So: look above.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsbJg2AZXnM

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>>582481026
Did the song go b-a-n-n-a-n-a-s? No.

>>582482854
4th line not centre justified got on my nerves

>>582481141
where are these from? is there a black social media site or something?

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.

>>582487669
kek

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>>582495707

>himself

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Dear fourchan,

It has come to my attention that this is the internet forum that is responsible for the spamming of my facebook and youtube channel with references to a banana image that I posted to my wall some time back.

I have come here today to demand that you cease this activity at once, and delete and remove any comments that you have already made. My youtube channel is very important to my business, where I give advice on internet marketing and purchasing gold as a long term investment strategy, and your behavior is interfering with these objectives.

If these demands are not met, I will contact the civil authorities, as well as commence legal action against the owners, moderators and users of this internet chat room.

Sincerely,
John J. Callanan
AdG ettlasy

>>582481336
>>582481336

this doesnt make sense, she isnt even asian let alone japanese.

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>>582481475
yo this bitch looks like the banana

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>>582495707

>>582483837
>offal
well i lost

>>582483125
damn, lost

>>582496040
please to god let this be john and not some btard

>>582496486
lost

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>>582483027
>filename

>>582495707
>linkin park

This is the funniest thing ever

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74

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>>582497497

>>582497909
>typical ylyl fans who enjoying posting edgy 9/11 pictures 24/7

>>582483989
Oh fuck, lost!

>>582482295
There is a Weekend At Bernies joke here.

>>582485987
Why did you stop posting? I was appreciating the read.

>>582497004
You know it's not.

>>582498207
butthurt amerifag detected

>>582496040
only if you let me save one of those funny banana pictures you have

>>582498451
But I suppose you can dream.

>>582481983

dammit

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>>582497352
wat

>>582481141
fuck, already kek'd

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>>582495428
Last line not centred either

Pic: everyone says she looks like Harry Potter, I don't see it.

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>>582497828
lost

>>582497869


how do you learn this