guys, what is this? im a faggot and this has been bothering me

Mucosal Membrane
a.k.a. Butt Snot

It's the lining of your colon.

>>582276038
its the lingering cum from the endless rape that you endured as a child from your father that made you post this after one more good time cum

magic fluid
eat it and you'll become a wizard

>>582276038
>>582276889
> eat it and you'll become a wizard
post pics and you'll become a legend

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>>582277270
yes do it OP

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>>582276889
>>582277270
are you guys sure ill turn into a wizard?

>>582276038
Looks yummy. What does it taste like?

>>582278040
Of course you will m8

I get it everyday too. Sometimes when I attempt to poop it'll just fly out but most of the time when I put a finger in or roll up some tissue paper and stick it in there. I usually eat mine. It's just like snot out of your nose but even more tasteless. It's fun to swirl around in your mouth or suck it up like noodles.

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>>582278040
i bet my 4chan pass on it, Op

Your prostate has BURST. Seek immediate medical attention NOW.

>>582278237
not op, but mine is kinda sweet. i shit you not

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>>582278319

>>582278551
Fuck off faggot, just because you don't want op to become a wizard

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>>582276038

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>>582278551
eat a brick m8

>>582278802
I should try mine sometime... Or maybe my GF's...

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>>582278040
proof
wizardry tip : just stir it well

Bowel cancer sorry

>>582278326
He says without a pass.
Good call bruh, ya dun goofeded OPenis.

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>>582276038
>came out of ass
>doesn't smell

Troll/10

Either that or you have a hole in your prostate which spills into your colon when you cum, which I doubt is true

>>582279667
this is [almost] true, smell is not distinctive and definitely it's not a typical ass smell

PROSTRATE AM BURST. IMMEDIATE SEEK HELP OP OR U CAN DIE SOON
QUICK OP DOCTOR SEE
I HAVE THIS AS SMALL CHILD
UR PROSTATE BURTS WATCH OUT
IT CAN DIE YOU I SWEAR
ALL THAT FLUID COME OUT REGILARLY IT IS FROM BURST PROSTATE


PROTASTIC FLOOID

Lmao Op has cancer

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Prostate cancer
>the only cure is to post timestamped pics

4chan, full of normal people

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>>582279412
well, here goes nothing

>>582279948
you're fucking disgusting mate

>>582280161
>>it can die you.
/thread

>>582280394
You a wizard yet?

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>>582280394
tastes... nothing, not magical atleast

>>582280161
you fucking what mate

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>>582280610
but maybe magic doesnt taste of anything?

its weed. smoke it

>>582280610
WINRAR
>magika aquired

>>582280706
isn't it kinda sweet?

>>582280610
OH GOD UGH NO WHY? FUCKING SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO FAP BUT NOW ITS FLACCID THANKS MAN GOD DAMN IT FUCK

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>>582280706
ahhhh shit

That's actually quite disgusting bruh

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>>582280706
>>582280610
>>582280394
nigger you what

Op I think you did it wrong try rubbing it on your eye ball then maybe you can see magic

>>582280161
He is right you know

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>>582280706
hmmm, nope still nothing.
>>582280840
hhhmmmm, a little?, sweet, but still... nothing.. not magical atleast

Gud bread about ass-goobers

>>582280706
>>582281054
Hi, Tim.

>>582276038you finger your sensitive inner testines with this fingernails? might aswell use rusty nails.

>>582276664
This

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>>582281039
STFU. YOU HAVE WITNESSED A MAGICAL EVENT. TODAY OP WASNT A FAGGOT AND BECAMSE A WIZARD. NOW SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN AND STRAP IN CAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD

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>>582280610
>>582280706

>>582281054
OP is a faggot but he's less of a pussy than 90% of this board

OP has a nice face

>>582281189
that's too good to be true

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>>582281054
>>582280706
>>582280610

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>>582281054
am i a wizard yet?
>>582281529
mayne this will make you think twice

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>>582281054
kill yourself

You actually think that was from his ass? You niggers are dumber than you appear.

>>582281742
you are an wizard

>>582281054
magical doesnt taste
it feels

I kinda want to save this thread

gg op

>>582281742
Not sure if grill?

>>582281752
one day anon... one day
>>582281846
YOU BET IT IS!

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>>582281054
>>582280706
>>582280610
>>582280394

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>>582280610
op you just ate some strange fluid that came out of your ass because the internet told you to. i hope you're happy.

>>582281951
that's a dude, you're gay. good news is getting hookups will be easy on craigslist.

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>>582281742
>am i a wizard yet?

No you're a faggot and should be hanged from the tallest tree on capitol hill.

You're kind is disgusting and you should be debarred from being in the public much less society.

>>582281742
I still think your face is nice
Are you a girl or a boy?

>>582281742
>>582281928
Cap this shit

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now OP will become a maho shojo

>>582282231
this one question.. has been stalking me my whole life.

>>582282463
I think you're a grill

>>582276664
/thread

>>582281875
>it feels
The feels wen
So shut up
Yeah that am y ur mommy sed u had the cancer 2 me 2day so shhhhh

OP, post more pictures of yourself so I can rub one out

>>582282249
http://4archive.org/b/thread/582276038

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>>582282610
the world may never know
>>582283031

10/10 thread, didn't gag but I actually feel queezy after being in this shithole for almost a decade.

You should make videos and sell them to japan

>>582283812
This could be good money op, you should do it.

>>582283780
You look more like a dude
Also the pictures didn't even show you eating it, they just showed your fingers in your mouth

>>582278237
tastes like e coli

>>582282249

Working on it.

>>582284050
what is japan's phone number, wee need to negotiate some kind of deal

>>582284104
it says in the title ''im a faggot''
>>582284304
too lazy to call tho

>>582283780
>>582282463

Are you trans, OP?

>>582284442
just xposted this shit to Reddit. Enjoy the limelight OP

>>582284104
oh, and i did acctuaky taste it, not like its harmfull or anything
>>582284827
not that i know of, just a regualr faggot

>>582285043
Maybe eating the butt snot made you trans

>>582283780
Too good nails so I'm gonna go with grill