When did /b/ start masturbating??

Tomorrow

After watching some guy jerk off onto the office assistant in a french movie.
12 yrs old.

>>582192625
Mindfuck.

Like 10

>>582192558
5 years old

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>>582192558
9. Humped a pillow and liked how it felt and since then the longest time I've spend without jerking off is a week.

>>582192558
grade 5

>>582192558
With like 11-12? Who knows the exact date or year? I just remember the first time cumming felt really weird, cause it was the first time cum actually ran up my urethra.

>>582192816
*spent

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>using lotion to wank

10

>>582192558
12/13

I didn't.
I'll start as soon as my wife goes to her friend.

Age of five. Ever since that girl convinced me to beg my dad to spend the night at her place, and she convinced him she could baby-sit.

I woke up with her sucking on my five-year-old mansex

>>582192558
i was 24 years old the first time

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>>582192558
17
late as fuck, i know

>>582193685
>>582193815
Are you fags slow or something?

8-9 years old.

>Be me
>Fuck yeah, Friday night cartoon network
>Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter, Power Puff, etc.
>One day, find out it feels good to lay under the blankets naked while watching
>One day pressing different spots near my illiac crest and abdomen
>For some weird fucking reason, this is how I achieved my first orgasm
>Desperately tried everything to press that same place
>Can't figure it out
>Rub dick on blankets
>Realize this feels good
>Suddenly discover how to get the feeling again
>Jerked to saucy ladies in my GamePro magazines until I discovered porn from a Tony Hawk game website when I was 13

And now I'm about to jerk it now, whilst fantasizing about fucking a coworker of mine.

>>582193957
just wasn't really drawn to it, and had to make a conscious decision to start doing it

i still don't do it regularly, low-ass libido i guess

>>582193957
i lost my virginity at 16...

I dunno but why are you using Noxema face scrub to masturbate??

Why do you americans use lube to fap? I have NEVER understood this?

>>582192951
agree

>>582194157
same here bruh

>>582194253
because jews took their foreskins

>>582192816
are you me?

>>582194253
I'm American and I don't, I feel like I have less control when I do, but sexes is different then lube is great a cause big cums

I think sth around11 or 12
I saw a pic of beyonce in some kinky dress standing on 2 crocodiles
funny thing is i masturbated wrong for over ayear i just kinda massaged the head of mydick under the skin
kek

>>582192558
> 12 years old. (1999)
> Went to Physics teacher house to ask questions regarding the topics we saw in class...
> Talking about all kind of stuff.
> End up talking about masturbation, but I really did not know what was that. just a beta 12 yold kid.
> got me hard anyway.
> She convinced me to try it.
> She jerk me off until I came in her hand.

Now I masturbate about 3 times a day.

>>582194253
Because Americans mutilate the genitals of their male children due to Jewish tradition.

Cut dick = Lotion, because they'll get friction burns. Not trying to make fun of anyone, just saying the truth.

For me, to start, I have to spit on my dick, because I don't really produce pre-cum at the beginning. I tried it once with lotion and ended up staining my boxers with it/

>>582192558
as soon as I saw pictures of OP's mom on the internet

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>>582192558
i think i was like 11 or 12. felt guilty as fuck for it, because i went to a catholic private school and i used to believe in hell and shit.

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>>582192558
12

>>582194459
I.. I feel like you were trying to say something...
I can't decipher it though

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about 7:00 this morning

>>582192558
12, feburary 17th to be exact

>>582194743
Are you me? Did you also think you invented it and baby Jesus hated you every time you came? I did.

>>582194743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S49j_Btr-9Y

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5 minutes ago

Cause I knew what sex was so I just pretended my hand was a vagina (started off with 2 hands, quickly figured out one worked just as good)

>>582194090
Pics of Co worker? ;p

>>582194157
So you had had an orgasm by 16 and still didn't jack off for 8 years? This makes less sense to me unless you had sex literally every day since then.

>>582194253
I don't, I wouldn't, and aren't you the minority wherever you are?

>>582194959
Same. Ironically, that actually made it even more exciting as a kid.

Retard likes gay porn.

http://youtu.be/_3MKk5qxtcA

>>582192816
>>582194421
are you guys me?

>>582195308
i dont know anyone who uses it here. im from central europe

shit im the only one that dont have idea

i would guess somewhere from 7 to 12 yo

i cant remeber shit that happened 2+ years ago

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>>582194459

>>582192558
Used to just rub the bottom of my cock with my hand while it was up against my pubic region when i was 12 or 13. Would orgasm but no cum. Then one day I started cumming clear cum.

Age 10-11, discover rubbing my dick head on flannel lining of sleeping bag felt good. Had weird dry orgasm that was somewhat painful. Month later or so, discovered 2 handed jerking technique and that fantasizing about boobies also helped. Wasnt for another 2 years or so I went to single handed technique and start using porn. It was before internet was practical, needed to borrow club magazine from friend at school.

when i was 6 i put my hard little boy cock against the warm radiatior because i was cold. I realized it felt good and started rubbing it. my mom walked in on me masterbating with my little balls against the radiator and asked what i was doing, i said 'im warming my dinky it feels good' and kept masturbating to orgasm while my mom watched laughing. after that i humped my stuffed elephant every night and had multiple orgasms. the elephants name was tommy

11 years old early grade 6

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>>582194959
yeah sort of. we had to go to confession once a month. i didn't want to tell the priest because i was so ashamed of it. fucking catholic church man...

Like 14.
I remember washing my junk and it felt good. I though to myself "so THIS is masturbating but stopped because I wanted to save my first sexual experience for a woman.
I caved in two days.

>>582194253
I get friction burns on my dick if I do not use lube sometimes. Lube also feels way better

>>582192558
the day my mom showed me how

>>582195595
Are you still gay for elephants?

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>>582195001
oh god, people like him are the reason why we can't have nice things

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> (OP)
>10/10 would kidnap and repeatedly rape in my torture dungeon then kill her on her 17th birthday and dissolve her body in acid
>>582164583
>
>post that in the comments section of all the mainstream media that has given her coverage this week
>>582165454
>>>582165098
>A wild faggot appears
>>582165512
>
>>582165624
>>>582165098
>>YLYL threads
>>illegal
>top fucking kek
>>582166147
>>>582165098
>A reminder.
>>>582165624
>He means You Love You Lose
>>582166357
>>>582165098
>Is this turning you on? Is that why you are here? Its just a fully clothed little girl.
>>582195516
>>>582192558 (OP)
>Used to just rub the bottom of my cock with my hand while it was up against my pubic region when i was 12 or 13. Would orgasm but no cum. Then one day I started cumming clear cum.
>>582195570
>Age 10-11, discover rubbing my dick head on flannel lining of sleeping bag felt good. Had weird dry orgasm that was somewhat painful. Month later or so, discovered 2 handed jerking technique and that fantasizing about boobies also helped. Wasnt for another 2 years or so I went to single handed technique and start using porn. It was before internet was practical, needed to borrow club magazine from friend at school.
>>582195595
>when i was 6 i put my hard little boy cock against the warm radiatior because i was cold. I realized it felt good and started rubbing it. my mom walked in on me masterbating with my little balls against the radiator and asked what i was doing, i said 'im warming my dinky it feels good' and kept masturbating to orgasm while my mom watched laughing. after that i humped my stuffed elephant every night and had multiple orgasms. the elephants name was tommy
>>582195621
>11 years old early grade 6
>>582195669
>>>582194959
>yeah sort of. we had to go to confession once a month. i didn't want to tell the priest because i was so ashamed of it. fucking catholic church man...
>>582195697
>Like 14.
>I remember washing my junk and it felt good. I phants

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>>582196019
>> (OP)
>>10/10 would kidnap and repeatedly rape in my torture dungeon then kill her on her 17th birthday and dissolve her body in acid
>>>582164583
>>
>> in the comments section of all the mainstrea has given her coverage this week
>>>582165454
>>>>582165>A wild faggot appears
>>582165512
>>>>58216562>>5821650>>YYL threads
illegal
>>top fucking kek>>582166147
>>>>582165098
>.
>>>582165624
>>He means You Love You Lose
>>>582166357
>>>>582165098
>>Is this turning you on? Is that why you are here? Its just a fully clothed little girl.
>>>582195516
>>>>582192558 (OP)
>>Used to just rub the bottom of my cock with my hand while it was up against my pubic region when i was 12 or 13. Would orgasm but no cum. Then one day I started cumming clear cum.
>>>582195570
>>Age 10-11, discover rubbing my dick head on flannel lining of sleeping bag felt good. Had weird dry orgasm that was somewhat painful. Month later or so, discovered 2 handed jerking technique and that fantasizing about boobies also helped. Wasnt for another 2 years or so I went to single handed technique and start using porn. It was before internet was practical, needed to borrow club magazine from friend at school.
>>>582195595
>>when i was 6 i put my hard little boy cock against the warm radiatior because i was cold. I realized it felt good and started rubbing it. my mom walked in on me masterbating with my little balls against the radiator and asked what i was doing, i said 'im warming my dinky it feels good' and kept masturbating to orgasm while my mom watched laughing. after that i humped my stuffed elephant every night and had multiple orgasms. the elephants name was tommy
>>>582195621
>>11 years old early grade 6
>>>582195669
>>>>582194959
>>yeah sort of. we had to go to confession once a month. i didn't want to tell the priest because i was so ashamed of it. fucking catholic church man...
>>>582195697
>>Like 14.
>>I remember washing my junk and it felt good. I phants
>>582195937

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>>582196083
>>>582196019 (You)
>>> (OP)
>>>10/10 would kidnap and repeatedly rape in my torture dungeon then kill her on her 17th birthday and dissolve her body in acid
>>>>582164583
>>>
>>> in the comments section of all the mainstrea has given her coverage this week
>>>>582165454
>>>>>582165>A wild faggot appears
>>>582165512
>>>>>58216562>>5821650>>YYL threads
>illegal
>>>top fucking kek>>582166147
>>>>>582165098
>>.
>>>>582165624
>>>He means You Love You Lose
>>>>582166357
>>>>>582165098
>>>Is this turning you on? Is that why you are here? Its just a fully clothed little girl.
>>>582195516
>>>>>582192558 (OP)
>> to just rub the bottom of my cock with my while it was up against my pubic region i was 12 or 13. Would orgasm but no cum. Then one day I started cumming clear cum.
>>>>582195570
>>>Age 10-11, discover rubbing my dick head on flannel lining of sleeping bag felt good. Had weird dry that was somewhat painful. Month later or so, discovered 2 handed jerking and tha about boobies also helped. Wasnt for another 2 years or so I went to single handed technique and s porn. It was before internet was practical, needed to borrow club magazine from friend at school.
>>>>582195595
>>>when i was 6 i put my hard little boy cock against the warm radiatior because i was cold. I realized it felt good and started rubbing it. my mom walked in on me masterbating with my little balls against the radiator and asked what i was doing, i said 'im warming my dinky it feels good' and kept masturbating to orgasm while my mom watched laughing. after that i humped my stuffed elephant every night and had multiple orgasms. the elephants name was tommy
>>>>582195621
>>>11 years old early grade 6
>>>>582195669
>>>>>582194959
>>>yeah sort of. we had to go to confession once a month. i didn't want to tell the priest because i was so ashamed of it. fucking catholic church man...
>>>>582195697
>>>Like 14.
>>>I remember washing my junk and it felt good. I phants
>>>582195937

Actually I started when I was like 9, and I fist came when I was 12

>>582195937
are you a newfag?

I must say my first experience was some sort of gay thing.

> Cousin (something around 3th degree or smth.) was visiting us with his parents
> he was around 16 back then and I was around 6~7
> Never knew what masturbation was, let alone tried it on myself.

Long story short: he wanted that I touch and stroke his dick and because I didn't know it better (I mean I thought it's a game or smth like that) I did it - and in return he stroked mine.

> he had the time of his (girlfriendless) life
> it felt good for me as well
> After that I was touching my pee-pee everytime no one was around

Years and years later I just figured that he actually pedo'd me into masturbating.
Well, I'm not mad, at least I began to understand the best pastime activity there is.

>>582196278
nah not really. why?

10 or 11, can't remember. I tried to hump pillows before then, but the thing that tipped me off was that my penis accidentally got in the line of a pool pump jet. Was a total shock. After that, I tried replicating it on myself in the bathroom. I was scared when I first came (no actual cum till 15 or so). My first thought was "is this sex?", but I held off judgment. For a while I actually thought other people didn't know about it. Like other people here, did it almost every day since. (90s kid here, no internet.)

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started rubbing it when i was 5 (preschool)
actually jerked it around 8
had my first ejaculation of actual fluid at 13 in a school bathroom with a pencil up my ass.

>>582194253
I'm not American and I use lube on a regular basis I'm uncut and stimulating the head of your penis directly feels amazing.

>>582196513
1) you wouldn't recognize the guy in the video
2) you didn't watch the video until the end, or at least skipped part 2

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>>582196660
all true. but why does this make me a newfag? just because i don't know every fucking thing on here?

I think I was 12. I remember feeling really toey and horny but I was too naive to know what it was that I was feeling.

I had fallen asleep in bed (was reading) and had woke up with a hard on. being in a half-sleep daze I gave my dick a few rubs on the head (uncut master race) and adjusted it in my pants. it felt good so I kept rubbing the head then started rolling my foreskin back over the head quickly which changed to me full on jacking. I came after a few minutes, at first I thought I was going to pee myself so I tried to hold it back but I couldn't. a few drops of clear fluid came out of my dick.

I kept doing it and in a few weeks I started blowing more and it started getting thicker and whiter. by the time I was 13 I was blowing pornstar loads.

I matured pretty fast, I had pubes when I was 10 and was shaving daily with a razor at 15.

>>582195779
topkek!

(also I believe it)

I was 13 at the time. Had an "aunt" (not really one, just me mum's friend) who'd make me wank for her and then make me feel bad about it. This went for some time but ended long time ago.

it's funny how all the intelligent people I know started wanking at around 7 like me. The people who didn't learn until 12 or 13 tend to be dumb people. No offense

>>582192558
8-9 to misty
13 years of age to raven when it was successful

damn 2d characters, i never understood the appeal

>>582197143
it certainly makes you oblivious, but to at least fix number 2

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>>582197589
post picture of aunt!

>>582197763
I don't think that's the case generally, for example I started when I was 12 and I'm quite intelligent

Around 12 yrs old

When I was 9, never looked back

>>582197886
You really think I'd keep pictures of her and especially of her from then?

>>582194421
>>582195337

I suppose so. How are you my fellow clones?

>>582192730

What movie?

>>582192558
Since I was four or five. My older brother told me if you rub your dick against a surface it'll feel nice. I fucked the floor, I fucked the corner of the coffee table, all kinds of shit. I didn't even care if someone was in the room, it was just a form of entertainment, like reading a book. My mum would be watching the news and I'm talking bollocks whilst dry-humping the table leg.
Good times, simpler times

>>582198165
isn't she on Facebook or something?

>>582192558
10 I fapped so hard that I got sore on my dick, had to go to the doctor. Embarrassing, dude knew instantly

>>582194709
>Cut dick = Lotion, because they'll get friction burns. Not trying to make fun of anyone, just saying the truth.
Nope, cutfag here, didn't use lotion until late 30's.
It just plain feels better, but it's a pain in the ass because you have to wash afterwards.

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>>582198341
nice

>>582198174
doin pretty good, mine was wierd though i though this one girl in class and then i started pumping into a pillow, it was like i had no control.

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>>582192864
mfw that feeling is the first thing I always remember about the first time I jerked off too.

>>582198742
Also the amount. So much jizz. So, so much.

>be 7 y.o. me
>was playing wrestling with my 8 y.o. brother
>bro puts me in a camel clutch
>young me starts struggling to get out
>small dick suddenly feels tickly
>bro gets off of me and laughs at my "loss"
>keep rubbing my small non erect dick on the mat
>feelsgoodmang.jpg
>bro just keeps laughing
>I came w/o any semen coming out.
>Asked my bro what happened but also doesn't know
>proceeded playing Twisted Metal 2
>6 years later I learned to use the internet and used my hands.
>Fast forward to 21 y.o. me and realized I'm still a virgin and addicted to masturbation.
>masturbation is like my coffee
>too much of a Beta to stop.

>>582198365
I'm not on facebook.

>>582197465
yeah my family real naturist like that... I
only realised how strange that is later
on when I met normal kids

>>582199434
my family was naturist but not to that extent, it was just acceptable to hang around the house naked

are you sure your parents werent just pervs

>>582199651
I can't really imagine how living in a naturist household. Just seems too odd.

>>582192951
it's a cutfag thing you wouldn't understand

>>582200434
well, i'm yuropoor and the nudity taboo is probably a lot less prevalent here than in 'murka, i guess. my family just took that up to eleven and didn't care at all. even normalfags in my country go skinny dipping and whatnor every once in a while.

>>582199651
nah they just lacked the personal boundaries that comes with the normal take on nudity. My parents also got naked each time they had a chance, and encouraged me to do the same. I even walked in on them having sex a few times, and that scared me tho. But my mother is just up front on explaining things to me, nothing is taboo. Its weird coz there was never any sexual tension in the household, being used to seeing naked parts makes it more natural and less incesty kek

12. Had been looking at softcore porn and such for at least two years -- just stupid things my brother had on VHS like Basic Instinct and Sirens. Then I started trying to find porn on AOL -- this was before decent search engines (or at least uncensored ones) so I typed in urls like "sex.com" and "pornography.net" to try to get to sites decent free previews.

I knew I was getting erections, but the erections started feeling "itchy" and needed some sort of friction. Eventually it caused me to orgasm -- I had know idea what it was -- just a lasting burning sensation -- fairly sure it was dry, too. It freaked me out and I didn't look at porn again for a couple days -- I had no idea what I was doing was simply masturbation (which I knew from tv was a normal thing).

Eventually I put 2 and 2 together though and understood what was going on. Fucking single mother never gave me the sex talk (or she claims she did -- i.e. don't do it and don't get some Catholic bitch pregnant -- she freaked out so much when I eventually dated a Catholic).

>>582192558
In second grade. I am fucked up since then.

>grade 6
>watching late night whore informercial
>notice boxers wet
>lies flat on back touching self
>stroke not knowing what cum is
>hit self in face

>>582201593

By the way, I wasn't stupid, as in I was a math and trivia competition champ with near-total recall of what I read in books. I was a (mediocre) athlete, straight-A's, etc -- model kid in every way -- but I I had no real friends (I called them acquaintances) and lots of bullies.

>>582192558
13. Before that, I had been playing with my dick a little bit, but not full on masturbation. Then, I was at a friends house and I found some porn images on his dad's computer. Insta cum. After that, I jerked off 3 times every day.

6 years old.
no joke m8

>>582202009
>hit self in face

Oh fuck that made me literal-lol (llol?). Did you know what you were doing, i.e. masturbating, at the time?

>>582202262
Should add that I always was a perv though. As a 5 year old, I'd watch my female friends piss, lick their butts while playing doctor etc.

13 yo

>>582192558
15. At swimming pool. While 2 girls watched. Went into spasms.

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>>582202420
>my everything when

>>582198742
Yeah and I wasn't sure if it feels good or not but somehow I tried it again, humans are weird.

2 minutes ago

>be me, 12
>late night watching porn on my room, shared a room with sis but she was asleep
>pull up the ol' xnxx website
>i remember pre-cumming to this before but never nutting
>watch 3some MILFs fuck eachother, start grabbing cock
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>go to bathroom, felt like i needed to piss
>keep jerking cock, bust a nut and almost fall onto the floor not realizing what i did
>clean up my mess, scared shitless i thought something was wrong with me
>go to bed, stay in bed next day, get many boners I would jerk but never cum because I was too scared

>niggers

>>582202368
Nope. I only browsed porn mags, the back of my uncles porn cases and watched naked news. I never seen ejaculation. It flew over my head, hit face and chest

>>582203204
Everywhere like bird shit

Can somebody spreadsheet this and make graphs? I'd be interested (but evidently not enough to do it myself... maybe later I'd be more motivated -- archive?)

as a dead fetus

>>be me, 12 years old
>>two wet dreams in the last two weeks
>>laying in bed
>>balls itch
>>start scratching
>>feels good man
>>cock gets hard, ignore it
>>keep working the balls
>>cum in my underwear
>>wtf?
>>was very confused about how masturbation worked
>>sort it out in the shower a few days later
>>start humping stuff, pillows, washcloth
>>rub dick raw one day
>>give it up for a while
>>wet dreams fucking EVERYWHERE!
>>start jerking it mostly so I didn't have to explain to my mom that I wasn't wetting the bed

when i was about 9 I started. I was just playing with my dick when i started pulling the skin backwards and forward and it felt good so i kept doing it.

>>582203223

Wow, that was some serious power for a first time.

Then again, my ejac has never been that powerful to begin with - it's fairly watery, which may be why. Before my last breakup, I was considering doing the special diet to make it thicker.