26 decides what goes up my ass
fist
a dick faggot
>>582141140
make chocolate milk then use a fucking straw or something and yeah u know
>>582141140
Rolling for kitchen knife, blade end in.
>>582141140
roll for a knife handle
That note
>>582141282
Definitely re rolling
rolling for cup/mug
roll for door knob
reroll for sharpie
A candle
crayons
take shit, put in sock, stuff back up ass
ruler
A candle. Light the end once it's in.
If you have birthday candles: bundle together as many as you can, wicks hanging from your asshole. Then light them all up in a beautiful glowing array.
rolling for knife in ass again
Stick of dynamite.
Sharpie
>>582141140
Your friend's penis
Your shirt, only to be worn again.
sharpie
Take a water bottle and crush it with your butt
>>582141140
Fat candle
re roll for your parents' toothbrush. either end first.
Soup can
Rolling for your own fist.
Your fist
nothing
Your fist.
>>582141640
Reroll
>>582141140
Beer bottle
bar of soap
A soda can
A banana
4 thootpicks
Your phone
>>582141786
reroll
A page of the Koran
bar of soap
Soda can
>>582141140
Print out original pic and put up butt
a kitchen spoon
lint from the dryer drenched in vinegar.
Your toothbrush with toothpaste on it
Your own shit.... Shit out some shit then put the shit back in your ass
>>582141926
got
Winrar
>>582141140
Moot?
>>582141926
winrawr
>>582141926
This or a pice of the bible
the paper
>>582141926
Lol yes
Sharpie
Nonono, reroll for your own penis
>>582141926
Winrar
>>582141926
Kek
>>582141918
Reroll
>>582141864
roll
>>582141140
shit, freeze it, insert once frozen.
>>582141926
Winrar
>>582141140
my penis
Glass shards with vaseline
>>582141580
reroll
broomhandle
<--this
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfbYGnhBi3M
Fish
my foot
>>582141926
oh thats dark
Me
toilet plunger handle
>>582141926
a computer mouse
Will OP deliver>>582141926
Winar
Poop
reroll
>find a sandnigger
>rip a page off his Koran
>shove it up your lovehole OP
>>582141926
Slight problem, not a sand nigger. No Koran in my house.
>next 26 wins
PRINT IT AND SHOVE IT NOW
>>582141926
this>>>>>>
>>582141926
Deliver you fag
Potato chips/crisps whole pack pref doritos
>>582141140
My cock
a whole pineapple
Any kind of vegetable or fruit
>>582142454
ever heard of a printer? just download a PDF and get a page that way
>>582141140
show us that..uhh, that you are not a fag, faggot.
>>582142180
reroll ... btw wash yo cheeks
>>582141998
rerroll
>>582142454
GOOGLE AND PRINT YOU STUPID NIGGER
>>582142534
Reroll
>>582142534
Just print a page off...
Take a dump in a condom, put it in the freezer for a few minutes and then fuck your ass with your own shit.
A cup
4 pieces of cheese
tv remote
>>582141786
reroll
>>582142760
reroll
>>582142760
rawl
A tree branch. No trimming anything off, either, that's cheating.
print and boof
If op doesnt want to do the koran thing, then shove up your ass a cigarrette and lit it
>>582141140
Toy car
>>582142859
reroll
A plunger
>>582142454
insert anything with a cilindric geometry,
must be bigger and larger than your finger
>>582141918
Reroll
Rolling for epic 2 x 26 after OP failed to deliver on my original.
Lightbulb
>>582141140
AN entire bag of marshmallows.
If you're on the East Coast....my dick.
If you're not, then 6 fingers. 3 from each hand while slightly gaping your asshole.
Your fist
>>582141998
This
>>582142760
rawlin
>>582142959
fucking rerolling. tree branch up OP's gay asshole
>>582142760
rerawl
>>582141926
OP. Do it.
Anything other than a sharpie is just wrong.
>>582143021
reroll
another asshole. figure it out.
spoonful of mayo
OP fucking deliver
Lightbulb
>>582142993
a crumpled up piece of aluminum foil the size of your fist
>>582142760
roll
pringles can
>>582143093
reroll
knife in your ass
go
wanna see mutilation
A wallet
>>582142760
roooollll
>>582141140
Carrot faggot
>>582143196
double or nothing
>>582143253
reroll
OP will deliver
>>582143326
Fatality
>>582143079
rolling
>>582141918
Reroll>>582141918
Rerolling
>>582143326
Winrawrler
>>582143326
schwinner
>>582143326
feed an entire can's worth of pringles into your ass. they have to be whole before they reach your asshole and you have to shove them in at least 5 at a time
>>582143326
winz0r g
>>582143326
And we have Winrar!
>>582143326
WIN
>>582143326
WINRAR
A giraffe
>>582141140
A lit cigarette.
>>582142760
rolling
>>582141918
Rooll
>>582143452
>>582143326
Ouch, thats gonna hurt, deliver bitch!
>>582143326
winrar
>>582143428
damn
>>582143452
>mfw I speak arabic
>mfw that page talks about not being a faggot and shoving stuff up your ass
>>582143452
OP, if you delver, I hope Jesus rewards you with 72 virgins when you die...
Bonus points if you shit in the can OP
>>582143326
ayy lmao
i like the pringles idea a lot more
>>582143479
roll again
>>582143885
SJW FAG CONFIRM
>>582143958
no way
>>582144036
That's not how it works you stupid cunt
>>582143452
>>582144084
>>582144248
If only
Did someone order for delivery?
>>582144248
You have diabetes.
>>582144538
nice
>>582144095
yeah not sure about the exact translation. It says something like man and woman were made for each other and men that sleep with other men are beasts
>>582144538
OP is not a fag (pbuh)
>>582144538
gr8 m8
now the pringles fag
>>582144538
Push it up further
>>582144538
May god bless your soul my friend
>>582144538
Today OP was not a faggot.
Fist
>>582144538
FAG!
>>582144538
this.....this is beautiful op...and fag
>>582144538
That's in the butt checks not up the ass
>>582144538
>>582144538
nice
>>582144867
what are you an assomotologist?
Just take out your head and go away.
>>582144538
HOLD ON ONE MINUTE! IT MIGHT JUST BE BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS!
PULL IT OUT AND SHOW US THE DOODOO STAINS!!!