She knows I'm interested, but too /b/eta to do shit. Get me in her pants /b/
OP, better abandon this thread and fuck her now before all these btards start invading her and your facebook with elderly gay porn. Real Stand-up job on the blurring out of names.
Nobody baby, I just like to save our convos :) I just really want to have sex with you, but not like an asshole would... I want it to be gentle, beautiful... I want to make love.
Disregard all of that. I want to tell you that I am obviously interested and would like to pursue a relationship with you. I will treat you the way a woman should be treated. Let's just say, I will be the one in the kitchen. *tips fedora*
No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say
No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say.
No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say..
Girl is cute at least. I could see OP actually getting her if he wasn't such a faggot.
All these idiots are giving you bad advice. I'm in a good mood so I'll actually help you.
Don't talk to her anymore about it. Wait til she's not home and call her home phone - hopefully her mom picks up, if not, ask for her. Explain your intentions with her daughter and say you'd like to have lunch with her and her dad. Take them to some place nice like Fridays or Chilis and pay for it all. Make sure you save up enough first. Then look her parents in the eye and say that you want to date their daughter.
If you dress nice they will accept and then you can make your move. It would be best if you go to their house and make dinner for her and her parents.
What makes you think he's a faggot?
Good god, don't fucking make me KEK THIS HARD.
Talk to her? I couldn't give a shit less, OP, but next time, just use the damn selection tool on your name and press "del."
Basic fucking reading skills.
I still think this whold bread is a bait, if he is to cover his name like that, he would've definitely know that it is perfectly readable, so it's just a trap. This is either fake as his mom's boobs or OP is just stupid like a nigga
Copy that Blue leader, Red 6 standing by
Oh look a /b/ro has come to grace us with an hour or so of entertainment
However shall we repay him?
Get his facebook and take a huge steaming shite on his life.
Well done, faggots.
Good god, I thought I was a literal fuckin' SJW, but goddamn. Anon acted like a complete retard and barely blurred out names. He should not be surprised /b/ of all places was unforgiving. Personally, I didn't do it because I'd feel bad, but stop white knighting
omg nevermind bahahahaha
see for yourself. he is apparently very vocal about browsing the 'chon on fb.
Have you talked to Ms. Lu? Have you asked her about getting a rub a dub dub in the bottom of the tub?
Op stop trying to damage crontrol and acting like you din't care. Don't call use your mates, you know you fucked up and if you have to clean anything is yourself.
We know you are shiting your oants right now.
she fucking hates me now, we're in a skype call, I managed to privatize my shit in time so don't have any requests or messages. she got hit with the storm (handled it much better than I thought). But I'm probably in deep shit regardless. Thanks faggots for ruining someone who is doing better than you
Kek, who sent sexually explicit texts to her in the first place? If you really cared about her you wouldn't be doing that kind of shit and she is right to hate you, I hope she is also creeped out and never talks to you again 'cause if I was her I would be afraid if you. Way to ruin your friendship OP.
BTW she is probably your friend out of pity, don't think you had any chance in the first place.
"Whoop his ass"
*5 minutes into Jessica talking*
"So.....um, is it true what they said Bry? You like me..."
*OP transforms into an anime guy*
"I...I...well, ya but....."
"Bryson! Why didn't you tell me?!"
"Look jessica-kun, I love you but I'm scar--"
"You don't have to be with me....Brybry..."
*reaches down pants, fiddles with cock*