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She knows I'm interested, but too /b/eta to do shit. Get me in her pants /b/

8 decides
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>>582092540
i am going to kill you. this is a written threat. i am going to kill you unless you send me nudes.
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mk, we're getting there
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>>582093175
5 gigs bitch
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enough to make me want you
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>>582093175
Three. Just send my tit pics, I'm into titfucking.
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>>582093175
about tree fiddy
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10
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>>582093175
"On second thought, I want to have dirty filthy sex like two drugged up sick dogs"
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>>582093175
tits for wang?
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How many you got?
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>>582093629
me*
also, reroll
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Show me your pretty little cock.
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>>582093706
this
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>>582093706
winrar
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ever so closer
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>>582094043
what's the number OP
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Enough to make harder than a double ended dragon dildo.
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>>582094043
whats the next number OP
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>>582094137
shit, 4
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>>582094229
Put a sharpie in your pooper and I'll put one in mine, I promise
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>>582094043
what are you waiting for?
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I'm kidding I don't want any nudes
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Show me your feet
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>>582094043
im going to slay you with my hard cock of justice! For Aslan
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>>582094185
feet pics aswell
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Ok, enough screwing around. I really just want you bad... like tonight. You game for this shit or what?
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>>582094396
haven't gotten them, and pretty sure she's fucking with me
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If 0 get you have to paste the navy guy copypasta into fb chat, OP.
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Aight so nudes means you're dtf right?
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Do it, bitch.
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>>582094431
Do it
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>>582094536
roll
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>>582094229
show me butthole pls
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just messing around :) Anyways, what are you up to gorgeous?
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>>582094536
rolling for this
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>>582094536
reroll
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>>582094536
roll
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Wanna start by seeing that ass... tee hee
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bitches can't get 4
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>>582094749
roll
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I don't actually want to kill you, I just honestly want us to hook up, go on a date, something...but I still want those nudes
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>>582094536
This post I guess.
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Nudes now or death you nigger
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>>582094934
winrar
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>>582093175
hahaaa. has anyone ever told you that you have a damn nice ass?
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>>582094934
rar
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>>582094934
winrare
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>>582094934
winrar, good luck OP.
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Since OP forgot number:

If 0 get, "No not your gross nudes, send me nudes of some of your friends."
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waiting for a response
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>>582095234
ALL HAIL YUMM
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>>582095184
Op made get 4
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>>582095184
Says 8 decides in OP.
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How about you let me see what you look like naked in person
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Show me your feet
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>>582095375
You're pretty fucking stupid
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One sec guys, OP has to send himself the message, then go on the other account and respond to it, and then screenshot it from his end again
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I fucked up 0 gets it
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>>582094536

This op stop being a faggot
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>>582095906
Show me that ass... tee hee
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>>582095813
kek
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>>582095991
learn to ID faggot
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>>582095813
briddi much dis
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>>582095906
so is my iron cock of justice going to fuck your tight asshole tonight?
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>>582095906
Sweet, when can we meet up so I can give you the ol' Lickaroo?
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>>582095906
I worship the ground you walk on. I want to feast on your ass.
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Ok jessica lu, prove to all my good friends at 4chan that you are real. timestamp with tits or gtfo
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Jessica Lu is fucking with you.
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>>582095906
Alright, I'm shoving a shampoo bottle in my anus now. It should be stretched out enough for your massive cock by the time you get here. Be sure to bring extra toilet paper.
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>>582095780
How so?
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>>582096369
69
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fuk mi in ass pls
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>>582096281
re-roll
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>>582095813
I wish, then I wouldn't have to confront her on monday. Already getting texts from people asking what the fuck I'm doing,
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>>582095906
Sorry, I save our convos cause they mean a lot to me. Could I make it up to you with a good long session of the ol' lickeroo?
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Feet pics?
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>>582096346

Shut the fuck up. Seriously. Are you 12?
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>>582095906
Am I the only one seeing the terrible coverup of the names here?
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>>582096485
rerollin
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>>582095906
Bryson Phillips and Jessica Lu. In a current relationship. OP's taking y'all for a ride. Confirmed for faggot
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OP goes to sleep. /thread
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>Bryson Phillips
>Jessica Lu

OP, better abandon this thread and fuck her now before all these btards start invading her and your facebook with elderly gay porn. Real Stand-up job on the blurring out of names.
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are you a trap?
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>>582095906
I can sure imagine my juicy cock up in ur tight anal
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>>582096580
Winrar
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>>582096712
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRR
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shitshitshitshit
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you know I'm interested, but too /b/eta to do shit. let me in her pants g
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>>582096840
winrar
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>>582096981
No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I just feel horrible.
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Bryson Phillips
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are you a trap, if so dick pics pls
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It's Andrew
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>>582096712
In this case we should push for nudes
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>>582097117
rolling
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>>582097232
roll4troll
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It's my friend don't worry about it. But let's hook up
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>>582096981
Can you stop shitposting with fake messages from you and your current girlfriend? Cheers faggot
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welp, I've been had. gonna post 9 then jump ship
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>>582097117
ROLLANG
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>>582096631
>being this mad :^)
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>>582096981
Nobody baby, I just like to save our convos :) I just really want to have sex with you, but not like an asshole would... I want it to be gentle, beautiful... I want to make love.
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Disregard all of that. I want to tell you that I am obviously interested and would like to pursue a relationship with you.
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>>582097557
kek
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No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore.
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>>582097501
>>582096981
>>582096518
>>582096121
>>582092540
Your thread is shit
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You're on pornhub
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Your FB says you like Kotaku. Faggot
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No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say
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>>582097557
selfroll
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>>582096981
The glorious 4 chin m'lady
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No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say.
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>>582096981
Hey have you heard the new track my Calvin Harris? It's called Summer. Really gr8
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Disregard all of that. I want to tell you that I am obviously interested and would like to pursue a relationship with you. I will treat you the way a woman should be treated. Let's just say, I will be the one in the kitchen. *tips fedora*
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>>582096981
No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say
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Oh no, I been hacked by 4chan, the great and almighty anonymous, please help! They will only cease once a nude is posted!
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I'm the hacker known as 4chan
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I wanna cum on your soles
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I'm bored so here's Op
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>>582097207
reroll
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Would it be weird if I have thoughts of you anal voring me?
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>>582096981
No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say.
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>>582098396
>op has cum on his face
>op is a FAGGOT
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>>582098396

thats why we can't have decent threads
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>>582098396
H-how?
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>>582096981
No sorry babe, it's me, but I have been cheating on you lately so I don't think we can be together anymore. I have been having great times with Andrew lately, that is all I will say..
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>>582098396
Yeah, how do you do that exactly?
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>>582098595
I'm the famous hacker known as 4Chan
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>>582098396
All I can say is YUMM
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>>582098691
>>582098595
seriously? he didnt even censor his name properly
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>>582098686
FUCK JUST SAY THIS 9 GET
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>>582098396
/thread tyvm..
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i had sex with a pig yesterday
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>>582098396
ehhhh, what I get for shitposting. Thanks for the fun m8. The rest of you piss of. OP out
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Pee on my face. I want your sweet delicious warm yellow juice going down my throat, quenching this unbearable thirst for your sweet warm liquid
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>>582098396
Girl is cute at least. I could see OP actually getting her if he wasn't such a faggot.
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Lu
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r u fucking retarded op
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Delete the thread you idiot! lol!
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Is this a raid thread now?
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>>582098908
>>582098925
This can only end well. Who's gonna be the faggot to message her?
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>>582092540

All these idiots are giving you bad advice. I'm in a good mood so I'll actually help you.

Don't talk to her anymore about it. Wait til she's not home and call her home phone - hopefully her mom picks up, if not, ask for her. Explain your intentions with her daughter and say you'd like to have lunch with her and her dad. Take them to some place nice like Fridays or Chilis and pay for it all. Make sure you save up enough first. Then look her parents in the eye and say that you want to date their daughter.

If you dress nice they will accept and then you can make your move. It would be best if you go to their house and make dinner for her and her parents.
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>>582098874

too late for damage control.
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>>582098908
What makes you think he's a faggot?
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>>582098396
Hahahaha OP, how did you let this happen?
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trying to outsmart us
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>>582099191
Good god, don't fucking make me KEK THIS HARD.

>>582099183
Talk to her? I couldn't give a shit less, OP, but next time, just use the damn selection tool on your name and press "del."
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>>582099054
>>582099128
>>582099183
>>582099184
>>582099190
2late
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>>582092768
Winrar
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>>582098595
>>582098691
Basic fucking reading skills.
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>>582099476
Kek, you're a little too late /b/ro
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all hail anon!
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Hell op is a fgt in multiple ways
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>>582099991
holy shit almost got quins
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HAHAH its down.
we won
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>>582099690
yeah i see that
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>>582099999
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>>582100105
I saw too im laughing so hard right now
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>>582100105
this thread fucking rules
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do we message Jessica now?
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>>582100080
It would have been a day in infamy
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>>582100430
Sure why not
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our unlikely duo
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Im crying right now I can barely breathe
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>>582099991
>>582100080
holy shit double fail
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>>582100586
What do you guys mean "it's down?"
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>>582100560
somebody post caps on the messages. And for gods sake properly block your name
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>>582100806
his fb page im guessing
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I still think this whold bread is a bait, if he is to cover his name like that, he would've definitely know that it is perfectly readable, so it's just a trap. This is either fake as his mom's boobs or OP is just stupid like a nigga
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>>582100586
huehueheuheuheuheuheuheuehuehuehueheuheuheuheuheueheuheuheuehueheuhe
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>>582100806
he deleted the profile
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I say we all message her and post results?
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>>582101068
Copy that Blue leader, Red 6 standing by
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>>582100648
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>>582101023
he just disabled it, don't worry.
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>>582101397
>>582101068
He'll be back.
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>>582101397
He'll be back tomorrow
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Jessica Lu from Houston
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If you message her this time remember to properly block the name
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>>582101831

Houston, we have a problem
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Have ya fucked her right in the pussy op?
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>>582101068
Are you dumb Anon, or don't have a facebook? The message will just go to her "other" folder and she'll see it sometime in mid 2015
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>>582101940
Yeah we wouldn't want Jessica Lu from Houston to have her identity revealed
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>>582102125
then friend her. she'll probably accept.
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Today OP was a faggot. Nothing would make me more gleeful than ruining his life
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>>582102125
I just don't use facebook often because its 90% full of cunts who I cant be bothered removing
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>>582102125
Send a FR with a message. Makes it easier to talk.
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Damn 4Chan scary
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>>582102274
done
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>>582098396
he literally looks 12 smh lol
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Haha you guys are BRUTAL!!!! Loving it tho!
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>>582102536
post cap of message
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>>582102874
will do if she fucking adds me.
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>>582098396
>>582098908
having a hard time finding these pages. Links?
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>>582103367
he disabled his account lol
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>>582103367
just search jessica lu houston
op deactivated
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>>582103367
wont let me, brysons page is down. Just read the thread for the girls name from Houston
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>>582103367
OP's facebook is deactivated. Search for Jessica Lu Texas on fb and it should be pretty easy to find
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>>582103517
well her account is still active right? By adding her I can add OP when he turns it back on
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Alright /b/ I'm beta so I can't talk to her
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/JBabyL
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>>582100586
He looks like Ross from game grumps
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>>582104092
>>582104092
You messaged the wrong bryson you retarded faggot
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Op should be banned to young to post
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>>582104412
No he didnt. Bryson changed his pic
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>>582104092
Faggot.
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>>582092540
damn OP you gotta lurk more
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>>582104092
Link her to this
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>>582104412
You're the retard here
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Oh look a /b/ro has come to grace us with an hour or so of entertainment
However shall we repay him?
I know!
Get his facebook and take a huge steaming shite on his life.
Well done, faggots.
Well done.
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>>582104092
Ahahahhaa. Dude. Ask for pics of feet, not even for em, just do it
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>>582104954
You wanna cry some more little bitchnigga?
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>>582104954
I just want to be his friend.
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>>582104954
Good god, I thought I was a literal fuckin' SJW, but goddamn. Anon acted like a complete retard and barely blurred out names. He should not be surprised /b/ of all places was unforgiving. Personally, I didn't do it because I'd feel bad, but stop white knighting
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>>582104954
Your welcome also
>underage fag
>op wasn't going to deliver noodz
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>>582104512
>>582104912
omg nevermind bahahahaha
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>>582105404
/b/tard confirmed
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>>582104092
That shit gonna be sent to 'other' folder. Add to friends her and try agian.
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>>582105404
It's back up??
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>>582105702
see for yourself. he is apparently very vocal about browsing the 'chon on fb.
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Just message her this therd.
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>>582105404
Top kek OP is back
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>>582105931
Just did
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>>582104954
bryson pls
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>>582105931
she's been sent it several times
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>>582106108
samefag myself
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>>582106212
OP a fag Jessica if you see this don't date this dirtbag he might post your nudes here.
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Its back up, cant friend him though
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>>582105918
I stand on my view of OP he was a underage fagget who deserved what he got

Cap:Nov rompteme
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>>582105974
I have the decency to come back and face you fags as OP the faggot
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>>582106549
Go back to Tumblr
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>>582106615
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>>582106820
fuck you go back to 9gag fag.
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>>582106715
Have you talked to Ms. Lu? Have you asked her about getting a rub a dub dub in the bottom of the tub?
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>>582095906

Bryson Phillips, that was the most awful job of attempting to blur names I've ever seen.Tell Jessica Lu to suck your cock.
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Bryson, what did she say to you. If you tell us like a man i wont think youre a faggot anymore
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>>582106917
cumon m8, this wasn't necessary, just wanted to have sum lulz. now I have to clean up all this shit.
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>>582106715
Add me faggot
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>>582107291
Tell us what happened
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Kek. Beta fags are calling this beta a fag? Wat
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>>582106715
Some archive this thread and send the lonk to her just in cas ethread dies before Mrs. Lu sees how much of a pony fagg op is.
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>>582107291
Cover the name properly next time
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>>582107291
Why dont you go to /mlp/...
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>>582107291
OP IS BACK!!
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>>582107451
/lgbt/*
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>>582106715
What If inform your parents about what you do on the computer
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We wanna know the story behind the scenes
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>>582107291
Op stop trying to damage crontrol and acting like you din't care. Don't call use your mates, you know you fucked up and if you have to clean anything is yourself.
We know you are shiting your oants right now.
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>>582107397
she fucking hates me now, we're in a skype call, I managed to privatize my shit in time so don't have any requests or messages. she got hit with the storm (handled it much better than I thought). But I'm probably in deep shit regardless. Thanks faggots for ruining someone who is doing better than you
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>>582107291
youre a retard stfu lol
go do your arithmetic hw, and she'll calm down by then and you can explain wut happened
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>>582107618
If OP is a faggot, then so are his parents.
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Where is Heaven where you need him....
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>>582107836
WHo Annie and Robert?
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>>582107823
>Thanks faggots for ruining someone who is doing better than you

lmfa0
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>>582107983
Yes.
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Damn I was going to say he has skype.
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>>582107823
You played with fire OP
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>>582107823
someone archive this shit
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>>582107823
if you cared about this girl at all you wouldnt have started this thread. way to go ruining a good thing for yourself retard
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>>582107823
yeah that was my fault. i suggested it.
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>>582106715
There isnt anything that bad on here OP. You fucked up, but at least you werent doing some strange trap shit
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>>582108114
Woop his ass = gettin sum. Thread is a success.
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>>582107823
what a tard. why start this shit if you cant take the consequences? what a faggot
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Good job /b/ this is going in the books.
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>>582095906
My name is Bryson Philips, and I am gay
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>>582108439
Anyone want to raid his fb?
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>>582107953
i am write here friend :D
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She's pretty cute you was doing well OP but man you dun goofed
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>>582107823
Did you say come on mate? OP, you faggot cunt, I was the only one who didn't do shit.
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>>582108562
Hi :^)

>>582108627

Agreed,
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>>582107823
Kek, who sent sexually explicit texts to her in the first place? If you really cared about her you wouldn't be doing that kind of shit and she is right to hate you, I hope she is also creeped out and never talks to you again 'cause if I was her I would be afraid if you. Way to ruin your friendship OP.
BTW she is probably your friend out of pity, don't think you had any chance in the first place.
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shit son youre in deep
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Someone msg to post hurrr :D
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>>582108627
Master race meh id
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>>582109086
OH FUCK!!!
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>>582109086
Damn OP, I feel nothing but pity for you now
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>>582109086
Say "Someone hacked his phone"
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>>582109086
You sound like a faggot.
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT SON
because she called him an internet troll/person with no life?

Is that so suprising?
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>>582108114
"Whoop his ass"
*5 minutes into Jessica talking*
"So.....um, is it true what they said Bry? You like me..."
*OP transforms into an anime guy*
"I...I...well, ya but....."
"Bryson! Why didn't you tell me?!"
"Look jessica-kun, I love you but I'm scar--"
"You don't have to be with me....Brybry..."
*reaches down pants, fiddles with cock*
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